Chappie 24
2D sniffed again. He had two tissues stuffed up his nose and the glare from the TV burned his eyes. All of his face hurt. He couldn't quite remember how Murdoc had messed up his face but he knew one thing… It was painful.
"Ah! Dullard! Shut the F. up! Quite yer bloody damn sniffin'! I'm watchin' summink!" Murdoc yelled again at 2D chucking a beer can at him, which bounced of his head. 2D didn't know what was on TV his ears had bled slightly. His eyes purple and opened ever so slightly. His nose all a bloody mess. Bruises and cuts along his forehead and cheeks. As the beer can connected with the side of his head, he fell forward, blacking-out.
Murdoc was surprised at 2D tilting off the sofa and smashing face-first into the hard Winnebago floor. However, he realized 2D made the perfect footrest "'ey, f'anks Tussfuck." He sneered throwing his legs onto 2D's uplifted back. He felt him wince but then go limp. It didn't concern him of course.
Slowly, Murdoc leaned to the right to see if 2D really was out-cold. He was. Beaming with delight, eyes flicking side to side deviously, he reached over and grabbed the remote. He flicked through the usual crap channels until he found the movie channel. He grunted happily, seeing Shakespeare's Macbeth on. He leaned back and relaxed.
Omg… he like Shakespeare… I don't even know him . . I still love him . Happy birfday to moi! Yesh yesh last Friday. Robbie Williams concert AMAZING we were close enough and he was funny. He did the sexy camel lol and me and my best mate Kirstie were standing for 7 hours straight. I was like… omg……… EDIT: I forgot to submit this ages ago! ; woops!