Chappie 27

I realized I was loping across the car park too fast and skidded to try and halt myself but I was too late. I crashed into Murdoc's Winnebago. At first, I slammed into it and was stuck to the side like a piece of gum. Then, gradually, and much to my dismay, a loud creaking noise accompanied by the slow toppling of the Winnebago flooded the usually quiet car park. I gulped just before it crashed onto it's side with me on top.

Still unable to control my actions I stood and banged my fists crazily on the metal surface leaving dents and I howled madly.

"What the F. do ya think yer doin'?" I heard Murdoc shouted, obviously in shock.

I stopped and stared at him. He didn't falter seeing the wildness in my eyes. All the anger and rage I felt about him built up inside me. Without me even knowing I was about to, I leapt from the Winnebago side and crashed into Murdoc, somersaulting as I knocked him backwards.

"Gerroffa me!" He flailed about.

I growled deeply, saliva dripped from my jaws… Eww…

"Holy shit! Yer gots rabies!"

I wasn't sure what I was about to do, maybe gauge his eyes out, rip out his innards, re-brake his nose… I didn't know, but, if it wasn't for the sudden appearance and squealing of 2D, I knew it would have been bad.

"What da 'ell? Sam! What's wrong wiv' ya!" He ran over. However, before he could grab me, I hissed and bolted off, among the cars and through a weak metal grate into the graveyard. He helped Murdoc up "Ya awright, Muds?"

"Look what she did to me Winnebago!" He grabbed his hair and started pulling it out.

"Calm down!" 2D tried to calm him but it didn't work. Suddenly, he had an idea… A very… Freakishly stupid idea. He ran to get Noodle and Russel.

Howling along with the various zombies that patrolled around and charging through small ferns and shrubs, jumping over headstones, weaving through graves, I galloped through the graveyard, mindlessly.

Soon, I skidded to a halt in the mud in front of a long pet-sized coffin made of stone. I clambered clumsily on top of it and started knocking on it loudly.

A grunt and a mumble followed by a familiar claw pushing aside the coffin lid and accompanied by a mutilated body slumping over the side sleepily. It was Rover. He looked at me, not recognizing me at first but then smiling and wagging his tail.

"I see it's Random Day then." He grinned. I grabbed him and gave him a long bone-crushing hug. He managed to squeeze out from my grip with a pop landing on his face in the mud. He stood, shaking it off his muzzle "Well, glad to see you decided to visit me."

I nodded rapidly, bouncing up and down.

His tongue slid through a hole in his snout and around one of his ears, wrapping around a green worm and pulling it back through the gap and into his mouth and added a sickening squish as tooth met squishy rubbery slime "So… Where are the others?" he asked looking behind him to the mountain.

I, of course, being too busy chewing my foot, gurgling and growling, did not reply.

"We're right here!" Russel's voice boomed. I bolted up right, completely alert but was too slow. The four band members leaped form behind Rover, he didn't even see them, and headed straight for me.

Before I could react, Murdoc grabbed me by the neck, choking me, and threw me into a bag held open by 2D. Noodle then did a quick not and gave it to Russel who slung it over his shoulder. I snarled and kicked inside the bag.

Noodle walked up to Rover "She always like this?"

Rover chuckled "Once a year. And, just try to keep her form any Limp Bizkit songs."

"Next thing ya know we'll need and instruction manual!" Murdoc snorted. He lumbered up to Russel "C'mon, Russ, up ya go." He hit his fellow band member like some kind of packhorse. My snarling was suddenly interrupted as I burped and I was quiet after that.

Obviously not feeling the insult, Russel started back up to Kong.

Rover began to follow when Murdoc turned and pointed in his face "Oh no! You ain't comin' back."

"Aww, leave him alone, Muds." 2D protested, pulling his hand away from Rover, mostly for Murdoc's safety of not getting his hand chomped on.

"No worries. It's quite alright. I'm used to being hated." Rover sighed and shrugged "That's what being a zombie is all about."

All I heard then was some whispering. Something about a television and a DVD. Like Rover was giving a solution to my craziness.

2D and Noodle smiled and quickly ran to catch up with Russel. Murdoc followed with a grumble of curses.

"See ya, Rover!" 2D shouted back.

"Sayonara!" Noodle added.

Rover waved his paw. He yawned and leapt back into his crypt, closing the lid behind him.

Inside Kong, Russel tipped the bag up and I fell out landing on my stomach in the T.V. room. Before I could ran away, Murdoc and 2D grabbed my arms and pinned me to the floor as Noodle tied ropes, binding me to the sofa. As the two let go, I couldn't move. I was stuck, facing the T.V.

Noodle was ready to push play on the DVD. She frowned, uncertain "Russel-san. You think this will work?"

Russel scratched his baldhead "It should. After what Rover said." He shrugged "What else is there to do?"

"Gaah! Lemme outta here first!" Murdoc yelled, scrambling for the door. He ran out, probably to fix his Winnebago as well as escape whatever was coming on T.V.

Russel and 2D exited slowly. Noodle raised her eyebrow unsure if Rover's idea would work, but clicked the remote button and put it out of my reach. She then skipped out and watched through the glass pane in the side of the room with Russel and 2D.

The T.V. started. I kept trying to struggle free but it was no use. I started to drool with bored after the long trailers of other movies before the featured presentation. Suddenly, there was a flash accompanied by a low hissing sound. The T.V. zoomed in through a jungle, past trees and vines and showed a clearing with a gigantic footprint in the middle. Water inside it rippled as a boom echoed in a rhythm from nearby. The DVD then skipped the menu and played… Jurassic Park.

OH NOS! the only thing that calms me down! Dinosaurs and PALEONTOLOGY! I been watching the whole Jurassic park series, since I hadn't seen em for years. one thing is for sure… . . I love raptors and Spinosaurus!