This is so lame! Alright, I understand that Wufei and Treize and Heero and Trowa just got this thing going between them, but did they really have to go on some romantic vacation and leave me here alone to sit on my ass? If they had this planned they could have at least left me more ways to entertain myself. I mean, I've been through every damn form of entertainment this house...TWICE! Nothing can seem to hold my attention for more than ten minutes. How is it they've only been gone for a day out of a two week vacation and I'm already going crazy from the silence? There's no one to talk to, or pick on, at least when they were here I could make fun with their relationship. Come to think of it, I guess I kind of brought this on myself. Maybe, just maybe I drove them away with my constant joy of teasing them. Nah! They are just jerks.
Looking around I can see that my lack of entertainment was now all over the floor, I guess I kind of let this place go a little bit, Heero and Fei would shit if they saw this place. Their yearning for perfection and order would cause them to start convulsing on top of this mess. Alas, I had found another way to entertain myself. I would leave it, but Wufei and Heero told Sally and Relena that they should check in on me, knowing that I can't be left alone for long periods of time. I could kill Heero for telling Ms. Princess to come here, I should leave it just to cause her to freak out, but then I'd have to live like a pig until she got here. I'm thinking that maybe the shock that I am actually not a pig will surprise her even more and make her shut her big mouth. So here I am picking up comics, paper balls, video games, and anything else I can find that tarnishes Heero and Fei's sense of perfection. I even surprised myself when I saw the bag of trash that had formed. I made more of a mess than thought. Well I can't really leave it sitting here.
Well, at least the size of the bag didn't indicate it's weight. Luckily for me, most of the trash was from paper, so I easily lifted it to take it outside. We lived in this apartment type building, only the rooms are a tad bit bigger than a regular apartment building. I'm not really supposed to take the garbage on the elevator, but I'd be damned if I was going to carry a bag of paper down several flights of steps. I finally walked outside, finding it was a bit chilly out tonight. I pitch the garbage behind the dumpster and almost make my way back in, that's when I noticed something. I wasn't sure at first, but I hope that it isn't what I think it was. As I come closer I figure out that it is exactly what I think it is, a foot! I walk around the dumpster and peek around the corner. Unfortunately what I find is a body attached to that foot. Now, my street instincts tell me to run, forget about it, or risk getting blamed for this whole thing. On the other hand, what if someone saw me out here and sees me running away from the scene. Then how repulsive would I seem? So, against my better judgement kneel next the body and reach down and find that he does indeed have a pulse. I sigh in relief and look him over, I can't really see him in the moon light even though here looking at the small figure I don't know how I decided it is a boy. So after I look him over I decide that I should take him to better light. The second strike of luck I had tonight came when lifted him, it's as though was lifting the garbage bag again. The kid is light. Luckily there is no one else in the elevator when I board to leave. I quickly scurry into my apartment and slam the door. I lay him down on the couch and look him over again, now realizing that he is indeed a boy, a very small feminine boy, but a boy none the less. This is all revealed by what he is wearing. All he is wearing is a very small, and I mean small, pair of tattered shorts. He doesn't look too beat up, though he does have quite a few bruises and his lips were all blooded, but nothing I can see is too major. After I find him to be ok I decide that maybe I should give him something more to cover himself with. After I pick him up I'm shocked that he didn't die from the temperature. Sure it was chilly for me, but I have been fully clothed, he must be frozen in that get up. So I look him over again and then decide that because of his size he should wear something of Fei's or Heero's, but he is even smaller than them, which shocked me because Fei and Heero are kind of tiny, but I assume that's because of their Asian heritages. So I head to Heero's room first, and all I can think is...Well, at least I'll be entertained!