Chaotic Prayer: Hello my cherries! I am your humble author.
Naruto: (wakes up) WHERE THE HELL AM I!
Chaotic Prayer: You are in my home, one of little knowledge.
Naruto: YOU KIDNAPPED ME!
Chaotic Prayer: You said you would be here and I waited for like 5 minutes and you weren't so, yeah.
Naruto: Oh. You crazy bitch. AW DAMN, I DON'T HAVE MY JACKET! YOU BITCH!
Chaotic Prayer: Bite me fox boy.
Naruto: I thought that was a job for your girlfriend.
Chaotic Prayer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! (Knocks him out)
Anyway, this is Itachi slash Naruto and Gaara slash Neji. ENJOY! It is a bit short though...It being the intro and all...
Accident One- The Song
Naruto Uzumaki's day was not going well.
First he had woken up twenty minutes late because he hadn't set his alarm clock, then he had used a weird shampoo that had perfume in it, making him smell like freaking' roses, then he had gotten caught in the rain on the way to school, his bike's chain broke, he was late to first period, giving Tsunade an excellent chance to rant and rave at him, then she had given him something that he was sure was to even out the score.
"Class, you will be performing a project. In it, you will go to each other's house, live there, with each other for four days, and then switch houses. During this time, you will record the behaviorisms of each person, and we will go over them in class." Tsunade finished.
Over half of the class started whispering excitedly, till Tsunade spoke again. "QUIET BRATS!" she roared. God, she hated the freshman classes. "The partners will be as follows..."
Naruto glared at her. Revenge, cruel and unusual punishment, torture, child abuse; what ever you felt like calling it, that's what this project had to be. He sighed and listened to the pairings.
"Neji and Gaara.
Tenten and Hinata.
Ino and Sakura.
Chouji and Shikamaru.
Lee and Kiba..." she glanced at Naruto and smirked evilly. "Oh shit!" he thought.
"...Sasuke and Naruto." She finished, putting down the list as the bell rang. "Have a good day class." She said airily and waltzed out of the classroom. Naruto sat there with his mouth agape. Even for Tsunade, this was low. Disgustingly low.
The rest of his day fared worse. In reading he was caught reading a magazine (they don't allow them at my school.), in Algebra he had no idea what was going on, in Biology Orochimaru glared at him as he jotted down his answers, in English the teacher called on him for nearly every question, at lunch he found his money was missing, in P.E. they had to run the mile, and in art he had to look forward to spending eight freaking days with the Uchiha.
"Come on dobe, I don't want to have to wait long to go home, we have a lot of homework." Sasuke said impatiently. Naruto sighed and grabbed his burnt orange backpack, swung it over his left shoulder, and proceeded to follow Sasuke. "Well, bastard, why are we walking into the parking lot? You can't drive."
"I know that dobe." He spat sourly, shooting a glare at him, "My brother's driving us." When they reached the car, a black Mercedes, Naruto was still pretty shocked. Was his older brother really that bad? The pure acidity that Sasuke had spat the word brother with could have killed a man on sight.
"Hello, dearest brother and company." The elder boy said as the two clambered into the car. The older Uchiha didn't look much different than Sasuke just, cooler somehow.
Naruto took in the similarities. Sasuke was shorter (still taller than himself though), and was lean. His skin seemed paler than his brother's, almost like snow compared to milk, but their hair was the same ebony black.
However, while Sasuke chose to let his hair preside in the strange fashion it did, his brother's was set in a low pony tail. His brother was taller and more muscular, but not overly so. His skin was a little more tan, and he seemed more people friendly.
Then he noticed something else. "Oi, Sasuke bastard, is it just a thing with your family to wear black, or are you trying to imitate your bother?" Naruto inquired. Sasuke glared and blushed, whilst Itachi was trying desperately not to laugh.
After a long, uncomfortable silence they arrived at the house. Itachi stopped the car, and they walked into the house. Naruto's eyes went wide.
God.This.Place.Was.Huge. Sasuke led Naruto upstairs to his room, and Itachi walked to his.
They both pulled out notebooks and began recording (in this they have journals, kind of like diaries). After a few minutes of furious scribbling, Sasuke got up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom." And left. Naruto sat there for about ten seconds before curiosity got the better of him. He leaned over and glanced at the boy's notes. He nearly barfed at the sight of his neat, flowery writing.
"Naruto seems to be exactly as I thought him to be. Loud, rude and...He even compared me to Itachi! God, like I need that. I hope I wasn't too mean though. The dobe, stupid as he may be, doesn't deserve to have my nasty attitude towards my brother taken out on him. He doesn't seem to mind though. I just...Ever since the incident, I don't look at him the same. Something about Naruto seemed to make him better though. I wonder why...Later, Sasuke."
Naruto stepped back over to his spot and blinked. His brother was acting differently on account of him? Well, he had figured out his name, at least. Itachi. He liked it, it was a good name.
Sasuke stepped back into the room. "You can have the bathroom." He said. "Okay." Naruto said, trying to sound casual, and slipped out of the room, shutting the door behind him.
The door to Itachi's room was open, so Naruto made a detour. Itachi was laying on his bed, eagle spread. He was also singing something very softly, in a rich voice.
"Sunflower,
Sunflower,
Come back to me.
There aren't any other
Fish in the sea.
That I would pick,
Over you.
To be my love,
Sweet and true.
To be held in my arms,
While I sing to you,
Sunflower,
Sunflower,
Be my love true."
Naruto listened to the soft, sweet song. His eyes drooped. It felt, nice...warm...safe. Itachi became aware of the figure in his door way. "Did you need something?" He asked, hoping the boy hadn't heard him. Naruto snapped to attention. "I-um-Wh-where's the bathroom." Itachi let out an inward sigh of relief, he hadn't asked. "Right over here." Itachi said, leading the blond over to the bathroom. "Thanks," Naruto said as Itachi left.
Later that night, Naruto stalked around Sasuke's house. He wasn't trying to be sneaky; he just couldn't sleep at night. Then Naruto slammed face first into Itachi's chest. "Sorry!" Itachi said, a little surprised. He extended his hand and pulled Naruto onto his feet. "What are you doing up?" he asked, genuinely curious. "I couldn't sleep." Naruto sighed, wearing an expression so cute Itachi nearly melted.
"Um, I also had a question..." Naruto began. It had been keeping him awake all night...
"Yes?" Itachi asked.
"Who was that song about?"
Itachi hesitated as a thin blush crept onto his cheeks.
"...Well." He began.
"Yes?"
"...The song was about..."
An even deeper blush, then he mumbled quietly,
"...You."
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Chaotic Prayer: Ah, sweet love. I don't have any, but oh well. I so wish that you review on this chapter! Later cherries!