My original paln was to make you all suffer and get pissed and wait about half a year.

And if you don't hate me by now...

WILL YOU MARRY ME! (is down on one knee)

Any-hoo...I just wanted to say that I'm not going to make up excuses, cause my life has been in so much turmoil, you don't even want me to. I'm just going to say, thank you for being patient.

Naruto: Just get on with the story!

Chaotic: You just can't wait to have Itachi in YOUR pants, now can you?

Naruto: MEEP!

Diclaimer: FAN fiction.

Note: Teh. Nice to be back.

THIS IS TEH GAARA NEJI CHAPTER!

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The room still as Haishi was quietly contemplating why a young boy would be wearing quite so much eyeliner.

Only a few minutes earlier, Neji had arrived at the Hyuuga mansion with a red headed boy in tow behind him. The small framed red head boy had curiously pale green that Hanabai had already taken an intrest in mocking.

A loud thud came from upstairs, and Haishi began to wonder what happening...

"No more frilly pink things! NO MORE FRILLY PINK THINGS!" Gaara cried out loudly, shutting his eyes as he rocked back and forth in a fetal position, his eyes becoming black slits.

"Gaara-san..." Neji said queitly, closing the door to his room and locking it tight. "It's okay now.Hanabai-chan went back into her room...She can't hurt you now. She can't put you in any more dresses..."

Carefully, he picked up the smaller boy and carried him to his bed. Gaara's jade like orbs were huge as he shuddered on it, making him look like a kicked puppy.

"She's not human!" Gaara stated, burying his face in his knees as he held them close to his chest. Neji mentally sweat dropped. Who would have thought his preppy little cousin could turn out to be such a merciless oni?

Even Gaara, one of the most strange , freaky people in school, could be reduced to cowering in fear.

"Trust me, it'll be okay..." Neji said calmly, sitting down on the bed next to Gaara and rubbing small circles into the boy's back.

After about ten minutes, Neji came to the relization that Gaara had fallen into saome kind of nap and was resting his head on Neji's chest, curled up like a cat."Ummm..." Neji whispered. "Gaara-san...?"

He gave the latter boy a soft nudge with his index finger.

A small noise of protest was made as Gaara readjusted to sleep again. Only this time, Neji found himself sprawled out on his green silk sheets with Gaara hugging his midriff.

Neji blushed and went completely stiff at the gesture, and blushed even more as the pale boy gave a small moan of contentment. Deciding that poking Gaara again would lead to an even more...precarious position, Neji mentally slapped himself as he lie completely still.

'IDIOT! YOU KNOW HE LIKE, NEVER SLEEPS WELL AT NIGHT! (1) WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COMFORT HIM LIKE THAT!'

About another twenty minutes passed, and Gaara awoke with his arms wrapped around Neji's midriff, his face in Neji's stomach, one of his legs thrown haphazzardly around both of Neji's legs, and the embarassing relizatin that the moment he woke up, he found himself wishing to be palced a bit lower on the boy

.His cheeks turning the hue of his hair, Gaara pulled back quickly, his heart thumping out three thousand beats a minute. "Have a good nap?" Neji inquired, thanking the Kami that he could still get up and talk in a normal tone of voice.

Gaara gave a quiet "Meep!" and nodded quickly, pulling himself into a sitting postision.

...Forgetting that he was near the edge of the bed.

A loud 'THUMP!' could be heard as Gaara landed flat on his ass. "Ow..." he whimpered quietly. "Here," Neji smiled, his milky white eyes meeting jade green ones as he offered a hand to the small boy, "Let me help you up."

Gaara gave a faint smile and blushed, taking his hand. It all would have been fine, if not for the fact that Hanabai had the secret skill of unlocking doors and popping in at the most inoppertune moments...

Usually with a camera...

"Neji! Freak-a-zoid she male! It's time for dinner!" she shouted, making both Gaara and Neji lose balance. It all ended up with Neji straddling Gaara's slender hips, both of them blushing, both of them involuntarily having a makeout session , and Hanabai taking an assload of black mail pictures.

Thirty minutes later, an akward spell of silence had over come everyone in the house hold as they were eating till Hanabai cracked a mischiveous smile.

"Oh, don't worry, none of my friends will ever see the pictures." she whispered loud enough for only Gaara and Neji to hear. Both of them sighed in relief, cracking nervous grins.

" YOUR class mates will find them so mush more interesting." With that, Gaara and Neji nearly fainted, and Hanabai stalked off to her room, humming a tune that was strangely familliar to 'We are the Champions'.

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1- Neji has known Gaara for about 2 years in theis fanfic.