It all started with a sneeze Y:
Demyx wants to do what!
Axel had gone back downstairs and into the kitchen and started pacing…
"104, that's really not good, what do I do…. Oh yeah! The best thing for a cold is some nice hot soup."
He looked in all the cabinets and found all the ingredients he needed, then found a large pot and set it on the stove. Then he combined all his ingredients and turned on the heat. About five minutes later he started to get impatient.
"Why the heck does it take so long for this stove to heat up, maybe I could help it out a little bit." He pulled out his weapons and attempted to add more heat to the stove, but instead missed and hit the wall…
"Oh crap oh crap oh crap, Roxas is gonna kill me if I burn the house down, not to mention he wont wuv me anymore! Oh I know what to do!" Axel grabbed the phone and dialed the first # that came to mind. Less than a minute later a dark hole appeared and out popped…
"Demyx, I've never been so glad to s—actually I've never been glad to see you."
"Hi to you to Axel, what do you mean you've never been happy to see me, what about that time at the party in the closet, when you were really drunk and started making out with m--."
"Shut up!"
"Look's like you set the kitchen on fire, nice job, maybe I should take you and leave poor wittle Roxas to burn. Then I can have you all to my self" he beamed
"Look just put it out for me and I'll do one thing for you, anything you want."
"Anything huh, lets shake on it."
"Look you can trust me just do it!"
"Chill man I'm on it."
After the flames were put out, Axel and Demyx just kinda stood there for a while.
"So" Demyx started.
"So what?"
"You said you'd do anything remember?"
"Right that, what do you want?"
"Tape you and Roxas for a yaoi porno, then make multiple copies and sell them on e-bay to rabid fan girls across the world"
"Well I did say anything, but could we at least wait until after he gets better."
"Done deal, and besides, I have to get my recording equipment. Later dude" He disappeared into the darkness…
"Shit!"