It all Started with a sneeze:
Visitors
Roxas was sleeping (big surprise there) and Axel was once again downstairs; bored out of his mind. There was complete silence; that is until a certain blond showed up…
"Axel, nice song dude. Jesse McCartney really suits you"
"Demyx, where'd you come from?"
"Well you see when a person with a strong heart becomes a heartless—"
"Don't give me that you literal asshole."
"Geez man lighten up, I came to see Roxas, does he know yet?"
"No, and when the hell did you get here?"
"When you started singing."
"Oh great." Axel knew that Demyx would tell everyone else about this little incident, he'd be the laugh of the organization.
"Hey maybe you and I can make the soundtrack for the movie! It's be great, you could sing and I've got my sitar, and we could make some sweet music together."
"Demyx, first of all that sounds really wrong, second, I'll cut off my own hand before ever making a soundtrack with you."
"Now now Axel that wasn't very nice." Said a female voice.
"Hey Larxene when'd you get here?" Demyx asked.
"Xemnas told Saix, who told Xigbar, who told Xaldin, who told Vexen, who told Laxaeus, who told Zexion, who told Luxord, who told, Marluxia, who told me to go check on Roxas. Saix also told me about the movie and said that Demyx should have me co-star in it, you know, make it a threesome. Needless to say I electrocuted him and now his hair is standing on end."
"My hair stands on end with fear just thinking about you naked Larxene." Axel smirked.
"If Roxas didn't need you to take care of him I'd kill you for that remark…" Larxene said with an icy glare.
"Wait a minute, why not have a threesome with me!" Demyx asked.
"Neither of us/them likes you, "the two responded in unison.
"That's not very nice!"
"Well the truth hurts." Larxene said.
"Hey could you guys keep it down? I can't get any sleep with all of Demyx's whining." Roxas was standing in the door frame to his kitchen.
"See look what you did!" Larxene shouted at Demyx.
"What's all this about movies and threesomes?" asked Roxas.
"You tell him, it's your fault!" Larxene said to Axel
"It's Demyx's idea!"
"So you want me to tell him? No way!" Demyx retorted
"Yes, I think it'd be pretty amusing to see Roxas beat the living shit out of Demyx." Larxene responded.
"No it wouldn't!" Demyx defended
"Yes it would"
"No it wouldn't!"
"Yes"
"No"
They continued shouting back and forth, Axel and Roxas were looking between Larxene and Demyx.
"So what's going on?" Roxas smirked
"Oh it's nothing, just focus on getting better." Axel said.
"Is it a surprise?"
"Yeah"
"Does it involve you?"
"I might have something to do with it." Axel smirked.
Roxas smirked, "Knowing you it's probably something kinky…"
About ten minutes later…
"I'm not telling him because having the shit beaten out of me isn't amusing!"
"Yes it would be, I've won this argument and now I'm leaving. Demyx, grow up would you?" She disappeared.
"Geez what's her deal?" Demyx disappeared.
"Well… that was random." Roxas stated
"Got that right…"
"I'm gonna go back up stairs."
"K, oh one thing, I think we should check the thermometer again."
"Alright."
This time it read 101, Axel sighed with relief.
Wow I've gotten some really good reviews on this yaoi version, and here I thought it was gonna suck since this is the first time I've ever written a yaoi before… Well keep up the reviews and I'll keep up the quick updates. Oh and will someone PLEASE read 'A love Hexagon'! thank you