It All started with a Sneeze:

The Doctor

The next morning…

"Roxas, time for another temp check" Axel stuck the thermometer in Roxas' mouth, "It still reads 101"

"…"

"Roxas"

"…"

"Oh come on, don't tell me you're still upset about the cough syrup."

"As a matter of fact I am, it tasted like shit and I still feel like crap! And it didn't taste like you at all…"

"Well I guess I better call in a professional," Axel pulled out the yellow pages.

"What are you doing?"

"Let's see, 'D', ahh here it is," Axel pulled out a cell phone, "yea, is this Ancient Mage's clinic? … uhh huh ... yeah this is a house call… right 15 minutes … sure."

"Who were you on the phone with?"

"Well if I tell you that'd spoil the surprise, now if you'll excuse me… And the Witch Doctor he told me what to do He told me Uhh ehh uh ah ah Ting tang walla walla bing bang Uhh ehh uh ah ah Ting tang walla walla bing bang Uhh ehh uh ah ah Ting tang walla walla bing bang Uhh ehh uh ah ah Ting tang walla walla bing bang"

Axel left the room and Roxas just sat there with a look of plain terror on his face. "I'm scared." He whispered under his breath.

A few minutes later there was a knock at the door, Axel answered and was greeted by a girl wearing lots of pink with a sweet smile.

"Hello, you must be Axel."

"Are you one of the ancients?"

"Yes, my name is Aerith, now where is the patient?"

"He's upstairs, fallow me."

Axel led Aerith up to Roxas' room. Roxas looked up, "Who's she?" he asked

"My name's Aerith and I'm a doctor, now Mr. Axel will you please step outside?"

"I'd rather he stayed here miss." Roxas pleaded

"Alright then, Axel, please take a seat over there" she pointed to a seat. "Ok now, Roxas, I'm going to run some tests, first I want you to open wide and say 'aww'"

"awww" Aerith stuck a compress in Roxas' mouth (ya know the popsicle thingy)

"uhh huh, interesting." She pulled out a stethoscope, "Alright now I'm going to ask you to remove your shirt."

"What for?"

"I need to check your blood pressure and breathing."

"Alright then," he pulled off his shirt (insert fangirl swooing) Axel was trying not to drool.

Aerith checked his pulse, blood pressure, and a few other things that doctors need to check.

"Well Roxas I found out what's wrong with you, you're pregnant…"

"WTF? You're joking right?"

"Of course silly, boys can't have babies. No it's just a little bug that's been floating around And one more thing, it's not contagious. Well I've got to run, I've got a lot more patients."

After Aerith left the room Axel walked over to Roxas.

"You should have seen the look on your face!"

"Zip it"

"You know you could have just asked her for a gender reassignment, that way—"

"Axel, shut up…"