0Ok sorry about the grammar problems I haven't noticed them I thought the computer spell check caught what I didn't but I will remember to check and recheck my grammar on the stories ok. Chapter 5 is here so what will become of Peirs, Val, and Max? Well read and find out! Anybody know how to put these little page breaks in these stories because I can't find out how to………..
Our story will finally get somewhere know!
Chapter 5
We finally get somewhere and it has to be here!
Max: by the gods and Tiber Septum himself! That little bastard friend of ours flipped the whole frickin boat!
Peirs: that little bastard even got himself lost man what are we gonna do know? We need him he has the rest of our money! I let him hold most of it if he would shut up and I only kept 10k!
Max: why did we break him out of prison again?
Peirs: because we couldn't just leave him he's sorta like a little brother after some time…….
Max: well whatever we have a bigger problem to deal with other than finding him……..
Hey prisoners would you shut up already! If it isn't bad enough that we have to look at you let alone listen to your nonstop jabber!
Max: hey why don't you shut up you flop ear freak!
Round eared bastard!
Peirs: max! Do you want to be boiled alive and eaten?
Max: well no but hey wait a minute it seems to me that the author is suddenly gonna change this story over to valkyre and leave us here with a bunch of floppy eared freaks!
Peirs: I feel your right……..
Author what are you talking abo
Over were Val was in no better predicament………..
Val: thanks your majesty! I am over come that you would take me in and give me food shelter and well a good weapon!
King Alof the not so greatest rule since king Rufurt: how come my name is so long? Can't I just be called king Alof?
Val: sorry pal if you want a short name take it up with the author.
King Alof the king with the longest name since king bob's name: damn! He just made it longer!
Val: by the gods how come there are floating names above our heads! Oh my god it is the end of the world! Run away!
Val then ran from the extravagant dining room of king alof's castle and jump out the window.
Val: oh shit I forgot that the dining room was on the 17th level of the damn castle!
Guy with unbelievably long name: at least it was shortened. Hey Val if you hang onto that gargoyle for about 2.2 seconds more then we can save you ok?
Val: just say me you long named guy with the 20 story castle!
King Alof: guards go get Val and pull him back up we haven't finished our lunch!
And with that the guards hauled Val back up into the 17th story of the castle were Val and king alof finished there lunch.
Val: for some reason I feel as if that I'm having it better then my friends…………
By decree of the king of the outer realm all unbelievably long names have been banned. Anyone with a name longer than thirteen letters will be executed.
Bob the guy with the name longer than thirteen letters: damn you author damn you!
VCV: would you people shut up I don't need anymore annoying people hating me like you bob I belive you need to be executed so go and die already!
King Alof: yes go ahead and get killed!
Thousands of random people that hate bob and don't want to die of the king's wrath: yeah die!
Bob suddenly fell over dead.
Random people: yeah!
And with much rejoicing we leave this happy day of almost lots of death and unhappiness!
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