AUTHOR: Once again I own NOTHING (except mabe the plot)
Micheal dragged Alice throught the train compartments at a reckless speed.
"Micheal slow down!" Alice pleaded as they hurtled through the train. Each compartment seemed to be just a blur.
"Alice DARLING!" Came a voice that sounded all too much like her mother's. Jessica Patil was standing several compartments behind waving desperately. Micheal came to a sudden stop. Alice went flying past him and crashed to the floor. For the second time that day she found herself buried in luggage.
"Micheal! Oh Micheal it is so DARLING to see you!" Micheal and Jessica ran to eachother from opposite sides of the train with open arms, completely ignoring their fallen "friend". Alice rolled her eyes at her friend's annoying use of the word darling before pushing a particularily heavy suitcase off her leg and examining a huge bruise that was beginning to form. Picking herself off the floor and following the sound of girlish squels Alice found her self outside the compartment of Jessica Patil, Amy Tam, and Kelly Somme. Micheal stood inside too enjoying the endless complements from the girls.
" Oh Micheal those jeans look awful cute on you!"
" Darling your tan is simply DARLING!"
"Alice is so lucky!"
When Alice stepped into the compartment all the girls screamed : "ALICE!" (or in the case of Jessica: DARLING!) A flung themselves on her. They all hugged her like they hadn't talked in years instead of having only been together two days ago.
Several compartments away Frank cringed at the high pitched screams coming from Alice's compartment. Even though he wished he wasn't alone he was at least happy he wasn't with them…well actually… Over the years Frank had become pretty desperate to have friends. Even a friend who could scream so loud she could break a window ( and Amy had done just that last year in transfiguration class when they had been asked to transform a mouse into a frog. At the first sight of the mice she had screamed so loud that a window broke. The incident ended ( as so many others had) with Frank in the hospital wing having a piece of glass removed from his eyeball). Any friends seemed better then this endless loneliness. Then Frank did something he hadn't done in years: He thought of something optimistic. Well, he thought to himself, at least it's a beautiful day. Glancing out the window Frank realized just how true this was and smiling to himself Frank opened a window and stuck his head out.
A smile came to his lips as he took in the beautiful scenery. He grinned foolishly as the sun danced on the treetops and on his face. He was so caught up in the day's beauty he barely heard when a voice called out desperately from only a few compartments away:
"Oh no! My suitcase!" Even if Frank had been totally alert it would have been too late to do anything. A suitcase came hurtling out a compartment window. SMACK! The suitcase slammed against his face leaving a huge bruise. Before the shock could even register Frank heard the voice again:
"Accio suitcase!" SMACK! The same suitcase came hurtling back from the opposite direction hitting him on the other side of his face. Now he had two huge bruises on both his right and left cheeks.
Groaning Frank began to pull his head back in but stopped when he heard a loud squak. Oh look! Frank thought happily. It's a seagull! Oh isn't it beautiful! And he pushed his head back out the window again to admire from below. The bird squaked again and Frank closed his eyes and smiled, enjoying the sound without the scenery to distract him. It was for this reason that he didn't see the seagull's business falling down at breakneck speed. That is, of coarse until he felt the warm sticky liquid trailing down the back of his neck and down his shirt.
He quickly pulled his head back in before anything else could do anymore damage to it and surveyed the damage.
It was at this moment that the lady with the trolley came by.
"Anything from the trolley de- MY GOODNESS!" The lady stopped completely and just gawked unashamedly at Frank. Then slowly she closed her mouth, turned away from his compartment and walked away.
Before Frank could catch his breath the famous ( or infamous) Sirius Black jumped into his compartment.
"HIDE ME!" He screamed before jumping under the seats.
Before Frank could even opened his mouth Sirius let out an unnaturally loud groan.
"Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man!" He cried covering his noise. "Who didn't make it to the bathroom?" he glanced up at Frank and a look of horror spread across his face. "My word!" He said a smile starting to spread on his lips. "Oh my sweetwordofallthingstruelyworthitdumbledore!" He yelled and then rolled on the floor in squelish glee.
"Sirius! There you are! Where have you been?" James Potter walked into the compartment a bemused look on his face. "What's so fu-…." James stopped in mid sentence in catching sight of Frank and gaped. "Oh my word!" James cried in almost exactly the same tone as Sirius. " Oh my sweetwordofallthingstruelywothitdumbledore!" and he calapsed beside his friend in laughter.
Great! Thought Frank. At least things can't get any w-
"James! Sirius!" Remus Lupin called stepping into the compartment. "What are y-…oh." He said catching sight of Frank. Then he seemed to pull himself together. "James, Sirius! Stop bothering-umm- what's your name." he said polietly to Frank while maintaining a certain level of self control.
"It's Frank Longbottom." Said Frank drearily. The laughter of James and Sirius increased. ("Longbottom! HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
"Yes, um…stop bothering Frank! Come on you two!" and grabbing both their arms he dragged them both out of the compartment. Their manical laughter still echoed in the hallway several moments afterward.
Well, Frank thought to himself, this settles it. This is going to be the worst year ever.
Well that's chapter 3. How do you like it? I realize I probably went too far with all of Frank's bad luck but…oh well. I hope it gave you all a laugh anyway. I'm trying to make it as funny as possible now cause later there will be some drama, romance and other seriousness. So plz plz plz R&R and I will love you forever!