-Pietro's room the next morning-

Laura had fallen asleep in Pietro's large bed wearing a sports bra and track pants.

"Wake up," a stern gruff voice spoke.

Pietro turned to look at the clock, "It's only ten."

"Hi daddy," Laura said rather meekly.

"Daddy?" Pietro turned around, the blanket still covering the bottom half of his body.

Logan growled, "Ain't you gonna run away kid?"

Pietro looked into the man's eyes, "You wouldn't like me if I got out of bed."

Logan grabbed the comforter, "Kid I already don't like you." He then ripped it off the bed, exposing Pietro's naked form, "You're naked with my daughter!"

Pietro smirked and sped behind him, "Nope still got my tube socks on." Then he sped away.

Logan let out a feral growl, "I'm gonna tear him apart!"

Laura rolled her eyes.

-Wanda and Kurt's room-

Pietro kneeled at Wanda's side of the bed, and whispered, "Wanda."

"Huh?" Wanda let out a groan.

Pietro peeked an eyebrow, "Wanda."

"Not now Kurt my ass hurts," Wanda stated without opening her eyes.

Pietro frowned, "And why the hell does your ass hurt?"

Wanda smiled, "Cause you just had to."

Pietro's eyes went wide, "Wanda if you finish that sentence you're gonna have to fight me to throw up this morning."

Wanda opened her eyes and looked at her brother who was now wearing a sheet like a toga, "Why the hell are you naked?"

Pietro smirked, "Long story involves me, a certain clone, and the world's only beer drinking wolverine. Thinking about selling the rights to Paramount. Now get up we need to call a Brotherhood meeting."

Wanda rolled over, "Why don't you get your dumbass friends yourself, my ass hurts."

Pietro sighed, "C'mon I'll give you a foot massage later."

Wanda snapped to attention, "Fine, but I'm going to go throw-up first."

Pietro rolled his eyes, "Just hurry up."

-Outside Todd and Freddy's room-

Pietro was leaning against the wall, when the door across the hall opened allowing Wanda to exit the bathroom. Pietro rolled his eyes, "You've stopped at every bathroom and Scott's room to throw-up, are you sure you're okay?" They walked down the hall until the came to Todd and Freddy's door.

Wanda smirked and walked through the door, "Yeah, Scott's room was on purpose. I didn't know you cared."

Pietro rubbed his chin, "I was wondering why you threw up in his sock drawer."

Wanda looked at the two boys, "So how are we going to wake these two up?"

Pietro smirked, "Creditors!"

Todd jumped out of bed swinging a baseball bat, "Freddy quick lean up against the door."

Freddy looked at Pietro and Wanda, "There aren't any creditors are there?"

Pietro shook his head no, while Wanda stared at Todd, "Why do you sleep with a bat?"

Todd scratched his head and looked at the bat, "To beat creditors."

Pietro rolled his eyes, "Brotherhood meeting."

Freddy realized something, "Why are you wearing a toga?"

Pietro looked at Freddy, "Let's go get John from the girl's hall."

-Tabby and Amara's room-

Pietro pushed opened the door, "John." In walked Freddy, Todd, and Wanda. John was sleeping in the middle of a rather large bed, with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs on his left wrist.

Wanda rolled her eyes, "Let me." She proceeded to hex John off the bed.

John peeked up from the other side of the bed to see Pietro in his toga, Wanda in her scarlet bathrobe, Todd only wearing shorts, and Freddy wearing a muscle shirt and some sweat pants, "What in the bloody hell are you doing here?"

Pietro crossed his arms, "Brotherhood meeting. Let's go get Lance."

-Lance's room-

The Brotherhood walked into Lance's empty room. "Great after all that he's not even here," Wanda glared at Lance's messy bed.

Pietro walked in past her, "Calm down before you throw-up again. We can't have the meeting until we find him."

Wanda rolled her eyes, "What is this stupid meeting about?"

Pietro smirked, "The Brotherhood is drifting apart. Our members are having kids, girlfriends, and Todd still smells."

"Hey!"

Todd hopped onto the dresser, John sat on his old bed, Wanda sat on a chair, and Freddy leaned up against the doorframe, "So where do you guys think he is?"

Pietro walked over to Lance's closet to find some pants, "I have no idea Fred." He pulled on a hanger, and a shoebox crashed down on him, "Owe!"

Freddy walked over and put the box on the bed, "'Private, Keep the hell out.' What do you thinks in here?"

The Brotherhood crowded around the box. Wanda looked at it, "Open it."

Freddy did as told and ripped the top of the box off, "It's a video tape."

John eyed the tapes, "Is that Lance's porno?"

Pietro rolled his eyes, "No way, Lance's porn would never fit in a box this small."

Todd scratched his head in confusion, "Lance's porn survived the blast?"

Freddy smiled, "Ironically it was the only thing that survived."

Wanda glared at the box, "And why didn't Lance share?" Everyone peeked an eyebrow at Wanda. She blushed, "Being pregnant has given me needs."

Pietro gagged, "That better not be why your ass hurts." She smirked.

Todd's eyes went wide, "No way!"

John looked at the green boy, "What is it Lance's gay porn?"

Todd shook his head, "You guys remember that tape he made after Kitty dumped him?"

Wanda nodded, "So it is gay porn."

Todd peeked an eyebrow, "No it's the song he wrote for her."

-Rec. room several minutes later-

The Brotherhood had gather on the couch and various chairs. Wanda Looked at her brother, who was holding his daughter after speeding past a certain clone's father, "Hurry up and put the tape in."

Pietro looked down at his daughter, "Are you ready to see Uncle Lance make a fool out of himself?" he put the tape in the VCR and pushed the button.

-Several minutes later-

Everyone sat in his or her seat completely in shock until Todd spoke up, "That… that's something you can't un-see."

Suddenly the ground began to shake, "Only Kitty was supposed to see that!"

The Brotherhood turned around to see one very angry rock-tumbler and his girlfriend, "What's that? Comin' Mara, comin' Tabby."

There was a vein in Lance's forehead that throbbed uncontrollably, "Sit!"

Pietro smiled, "The guitar solo was pretty good."

Lance shook his head slightly calming down, "Why did you go into my sacred shoebox?"

Todd hopped over to him, "We were…"

John smiled like the madman that he is, "Lookin' for your porno."

Lance blinked in surprise, "What? I don't have any porn."

Pietro sped over to him, "What about all those tapes we found in your closet a few months back?" unbeknownst to the Brotherhood Wanda was slowly tiptoeing away.

Lance rubbed his chin, "That was Wanda's porn."

John chuckled, "No way there were vile and disgusting things that a woman wouldn't watch."

Pietro smirked, "Yeah there was some good girl on girl on midget on girl action."

Lance looked over to Wanda, "And where are you going?"

Wanda tried to smile innocently, "I have to… throw-up."

Pietro sped in front of her, "No you don't, when you have to throw-up you don't try to tiptoe out of a conversation involving the secret porn stash you hid in Lance's closet."

Wanda glared at her brother, "I didn't know it had a midget in it when I stole it from Kitty."

Surprised everyone turned around to face the reddening Kitty, "I was curious."

John in all his wisdom tried to be the voice of reason, "Hey we're all sick perverts here. In fact that's what makes us the Brotherhood." Everyone nodded in agreement, "But Kitty's the sick midget loving freak."

Lance glared at the Aussie; "Watch it Allerdyce."

Pietro sped in between the two boys, "What we need to do is go out and forget about all of our significant others and their adamantium laced fathers."

Wanda looked at her brother, "When did you two become a couple?"

Pietro smirked, "Several times last night. Why do you think I'm wearing a toga?"

Wanda rolled her eyes, "What did you have in mind? A family outing?"

Freddy crossed his arms, "This is one dysfunctional family." Everyone nodded in agreement.

Todd looked at the baby, "Who you gonna get to watch the kid yo?"

Pietro smirked, "Hey Wanda, you think blue-boy could use the practice?"

Wanda smiled nodded, "He better this kid is half his," she pointed to her stomach.

Pietro looked over the team, "Well, we're the Brotherhood, so we need to do something that the Brotherhood is known for."

John chuckled, "Watching TV and stealing from the pizza guy."

Lance rolled his eyes, "I got a plan, but it can only be done under the cover of night."

-Night time-

Lance's jeep was roaring down the street. Freddy, Todd, and John sat in the back while Lance and Wanda sat in the front. Pietro ran along side the jeep.

Todd smiled, "I still can't believe our luck."

John chuckled, "Yeah who knew Baldy's son would attack some lab in Scotland."

Lance smirked, "It'll just make the plan go that much more smooth." Suddenly the jeep turned into a long driveway, "We're here." Everyone got out of the jeep and looked around.

Wanda's eye went wide, "That guy did a lot of damage."

John crossed his arms, "Yeah there's barely anything left to burn."

Lance rolled his eyes, "Freddy Todd grab the gas." The two boys saluted him and went to fetch the gas. Pietro sped off and came back as soon as Todd and Freddy got back with the gas.

Pietro smirked, "There's a hill down the street that will let us see everything."

Freddy and Todd began pouring the gas. John chuckled insanely, "I'm gonna make a fire so goddamn big the gods are gonna take notice of us again!" As soon as John was done with his fire dance, Pietro took the Brotherhood to the hill.

-The hill-

Everyone stared out to the lot, which their house once stood upon. Wanda smiled, "Go ahead John."

John smirked and lit a match. He commanded the flame into his hand, "Roight everyone stand back." The little ball of fire grew and formed into a bird, "All roight Spot light it ablaze." The bird took flight and headed straight for the rubble of the boarding house, instantly the rubble caught fire and grew into an inferno.

Wanda walked up behind John and punched him in the back of the head, "Hey we just want to burn down the rubble not the whole damn town!"

John smiled meekly and winked at the fire. It suddenly became calmer and manageable. The Brotherhood stood at the hill for several minutes in total silence. Their home may have been gone but lighting what was left on fire seemed to be the right thing to do. As sirens came from the distance Lance signaled for the Brotherhood to get in the jeep.

-Mansion rec. room several minutes later-

The Brotherhood members were lounging around the room, Lance sitting in an armchair, Freddy and Todd sitting lazily on the couch, Wanda in an armchair with Pietro massaging her feet, and John behind the TV trying to gain access to the prohibited channels.

Pietro smirked, "That was reckless, selfish, and completely necessary destruction. It was worthy of the Brotherhood."

Wanda looked at her brother, "Necessary?"

John walked out from behind the TV and sat on the floor in front of the couch, "Of course Sheila. It was closure."

Unbeknownst to the Hood members three very unhappy figures walked into the rec. room. "St. John Allerdyce where have you been!" John turned around to see a literally fuming Amara standing behind the couch.

Tabby walked up to her friend, "What was so important that you couldn't tell us? Amara was worried about you."

John smiled, "'Mara Tabby, me and the Brotherhood went to take care of the old boarding house."

Tabby rolled her eyes, "You mean you went to go light it on fire."

John smiled, "Who knows me better than my girlfriends?"

Laura came up to Pietro, "Daddy doesn't like you."

Pietro smirked at her and invited her to sit down on the love seat with him, "Yeah but I have a feeling you do."

She sat down with him and rested her head on his shoulder, "What makes you say that?"

He gently massaged her arm, "Cause you've shown me your scars."

At that moment Kurt teleported into the room, "Vanda I think I got the hang of it, she vas hungry and I fed her, she vas sleepy so I put her to bed."

Wanda peeked an eyebrow at Kurt, "Where is she now?"

Kurt smiled with pride, "Asleep in Pietro's room."

Pietro grabbed Laura's hand and pulled her along with him, "I'm gonna go check on Luna see you guys tomorrow."

John yawned and walked over to his women, "What do ya say Sheilas, still mad at St. John?" the only response he got was Amara grabbing his handcuffed hand to drag him back to bed.

Wanda grabbed Kurt's hand, "Come on fuzzy."

-Wanda and Kurt's room-

Wanda dragged Kurt into the room and made him sit down on the bed. Kurt looked at Wanda, "Did you tell them?"

Wanda smiled, "No, I want you to be there when they hear the news."

Kurt frowned, "So it vill be easier for them to catch me."

Wanda sat down with Kurt, "I just want them to like you."

Kurt smiled, "Liebchen everyone likes the fuzzy dude." They spooned on the bed together, Kurt wrapped his arms and tail around his fiancé; "I love you Liebchen."

Wanda snuggled into Kurt's chest, "I love you too Kurt."