-A Month Later in the parking lot in front of Bayville high-

The Brotherhood members were forced to wake up early in order to arrive at school on time. They were standing around the jeep with Kurt.

Todd yawned, "I'll see you guys in detention right?" Everyone nodded in agreement.

Freddy crossed his arms, "I can't believe it's the first day of school and we're early."

Kurt looked over the Brotherhood, "Vhat grade are you guys in?"

Lance looked deep in thought; "Me, Fred, and Matches are seniors, Wanda and Pietro are juniors, and Todd is a sophomore."

Pietro crossed his arms, "Why didn't we just get our GEDs instead?"

Lance rolled his eyes, "Cause that woulda been a good idea, and the Brotherhood isn't exactly known for their brilliance." Several minutes of silence passed by.

Wanda hugged Kurt close, "Kurt I think now is a great time to tell them." Kurt only nodded.

Pietro peeked an eyebrow, "What are you talking about?"

Wanda blushed and stuck out her hand, exposing her engagement ring, "I'm getting married." The Brotherhood boys either shrugged or nodded in response. Wanda was amazed out how indifferent the Brotherhood members were acting, so she hexed them all, "I said I was getting married!"

The Brotherhood boys got up from the heap they fell into. "Congratulations!" they all yelled and clapped in unison.

Thankfully the bell rang, John chuckled, "See ya in detention mates." The Brotherhood and Kurt dispersed into the school.

-Cafeteria several hours later-

Pietro and Wanda walked with their lunches and saw the Brotherhood sitting at a table. Wanda looked over at Pietro, "I hate school."

Pietro smirked, "You're a teenager, all teenagers hate school."

Todd hopped over to the twins, "Hey Pietro we found our old table."

"How do you idiots know this is your table?" Wanda asked rolling her eyes, and then she saw that 'the Brotherhood' had been carved into the tabletop. Each member sat down at the round table with his or her seemingly inedible lunch.

Suddenly, a dozen jocks walked up to their table clad in red and white lettermen jackets. The head jock eyed our heroes, "Hey freaks get moving the Brotherhood table is ours."

Freddy was about to get up until Lance signaled for him to remain seated. Lance then looked the jocks over, "Says who?"

The head jock was getting frustrated, "Says us mullet head."

Lance smirked, "Hey Pietro what did queue-ball say the punishment for fighting was?"

Lance got up, as did the other Brotherhood boys, "Does it matter?"

Lance walked towards the jocks, "No."

Wanda took a bite of her lunch, "You boys have fun." Suddenly there was a flurry of punches, kicks, and a green tongue.

Most of the X-Men watched in horror. Kitty rolled her eyes, "It's the first day of school and they've already like gotten into a fight."

Bobby looked rather pleased, "Pay up Kurt, I told you they couldn't last the day."

Kurt grumbled to himself and handed Bobby a twenty, "That's what I get for having faith in my wife's friends."

Bobby's eyes went wide; "Wife!" this outburst caught the attention of Rogue and Kitty.

Rogue's eyes turned into angry slits, "Wife?" She began beating him with a lunch tray, "You're to young to get married, and too stupid to be a father."

-Several minutes later the rec. room-

The Professor heard the TV from the rec. room. This deeply confused him, "Logan's in the danger room, Ororo's watering her plants, and Hank is downstairs." He then wheeled into rec. room, "Why aren't you in school?"

Pietro turned to look at the man, "We got suspended for fighting."

Todd jumped up, "Not me… I got expelled."

The Professor peeked an eyebrow, "How?"

Todd smiled, "Peeing in the principle's vase."

The Professor massaged his temples, "And you Rogue, why are you here?"

Rogues crossed her arms; "Mah stupid brother is getting married, so I tried to beat some sense into him with a lunch tray."

The Professor looked around the room to take all this information in, "Where did this table come from?"

Lance got up and walked over to the table, "We took back what was ours."

Dismissing this the Professor came up with a plan, "Since you have been suspended, Dr. McCoy will be your new tutor, and you're all grounded for a month. No television, no phones, and no going out."

Pietro nudged Todd, "Great we've moved from a psychotic blue-chick, to an intellectual blue-bigfoot."

The Professor looked over the group; "You will begin classes tomorrow."

After the Professor left, Wanda stood up and rubbed her slightly plump stomach, "Since you idiots got us kicked out of lunch, you better make me something."

The Brotherhood stared at Wanda. Pietro rolled his eyes, "Come on guys how hard could making lunch be?"

Rogue stared at the speedster, "I'm goin' to read in the gazebo. Try not to burn tha mansion down."

Todd and Freddy exchanged a knowing look.

-Kitchen several minutes later-

The Brotherhood members were gathered around the table. Lance stared at the impressive spread set out before them, "Wow Matches, didn't know you could cook."

John smirked, "It's all in the wrist mate."

Pietro looked over at his sister, "So Wanda when's the wedding?"

Wanda blushed a little bit, "Kurt and I have been talking and we agreed that we would get married on Halloween."

Pietro smirked, "That means we need to take blue-boy out for a little bachelor party."

Freddy peeked an eyebrow, "Why so soon Wanda?"

Wanda looked down at her stomach, "Well I don't think it's such a good idea to have the baby in the wedding pictures."

Todd looked up from lunch, "Speaking of babies, where's yours Pietro?"

Pietro sped off and then sped back into the room, with a very confused baby, "Right here."

A few seconds later an angry Laura stomped into the room, "That wasn't funny."

Freddy took a bite of his food, "So what are we going to do now that we can't leave or watch TV?"

-Subbasement-

Hank was sitting in front of a few experiments, "Yes Charles? How may I help you?"

The Professor wheeled all the way into the lab and smiled, "I plan on removing the Brotherhood from school, would you be willing to teach them?"

Hank smirked, "Expelled on their first day?"

The Professor sighed, "Only Mr. Tolensky, the rest were suspended."

Hank merely nodded in agreement, "Of course I will educate the Brotherhood, I have missed teaching and I feel this will be an enlightening experience for all of us."

The Professor smiled, "Thank you Hank."

-Several hours later Wanda and Kurt's room-

Wanda was lying on the bed she shared with the man that she loved and cared for deeply. She was deep in thought about the future, how her life would be different; "Apparently children change you." She thought about her brother, "Pietro seems more mature."

She suddenly heard something through the wall, "No Laura, the left, the left, Shazam!"

Wanda was officially disgusted. The door opened slowly exposing her husband to be with his hands behind his back, "Hello Vanda."

Wanda cocked her head to the side, "Hi Kurt, what do you have behind your back?"

Kurt smirked as his back began to bark. He then showed her a pit bull, "I found someone to keep you company." He put the puppy on the bed and it waddled over to Wanda and licked her hand.

Wanda smiled, "She seems smarter than the Brotherhood boys."

Kurt smiled, "I'm glad you like her Vanda. The Professor told us that ve had a mission in the Savage Land. Vill you be okay until I come back?"

Wanda got up and kissed Kurt, "Of course Kurt I'm a big girl I can take care of myself." He returned the kiss and teleported away. She looked at her new dog, "Well I guess I'll call you Jade." The dog sneezed and Wanda laughed, "Jade it is then." She walked over to the dresser, "Jade I think it's time I took a soothing idiot-free bath."

-Rec. room an hour later-

Wanda walked into the rec. room in search of her lost puppy. She noticed the Brotherhood boys sitting and drinking at the lunch table they had stolen from the school. She walked up to the table, "Have the drunken idiots of the poorly constructed round table seen my dog?"

John looked up from the game of poker they were playing, "You mean Stogie, Sheila?"

Wanda peeked an eyebrow in confusion, "Stogie?"

John reached under the table and came up with a pit bull smoking a cigar, "Yeah Stogie, Pietro found 'er in your room, and we decided to make her part of the Brotherhood."

Wanda was shocked and appalled, "You idiots would rather let a dog join than my boyfriend!"

Freddy looked up from his cards, "In our defense we're drunk. Everybody drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

Todd took offense to this, "Hey! I'm not drunk I just had twelve practice beers."

Pietro chuckled at his green friend, "Sounds like someone needs to start drinking like a big boy. Everybody drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

Todd grabbed another beer, "Damn straight." He opened the can and tilted his head back. He tilted to far back and hit the floor with a thud, "Owe. Everyone drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

Wanda looked over each drunken member of the Brotherhood, "How are you idiots going to avoid trouble with this brilliant idea?"

Pietro chuckled, "Logan said he didn't care as long as we didn't drink his beer and as long as I don't touch his daughter."

Wanda looked disgusted, "But I heard you two in your room an hour ago."

Pietro smirked, "He said I couldn't touch her, he didn't say nothin' about her touching me. Everyone drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

Wanda was infuriated, "What the hell kind of drinking game is this?"

Pietro smirked, "She doesn't understand the rules. Everybody drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

Realization hit Wanda, "There are no rules!"

Pietro chuckled, "She understands the rules. Everybody drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

Freddy looked over at Pietro, "I don't think we should let Lance drink, he's a depressing drunk."

Pietro and John looked at Lance. He was banging his head on the table, "Pretty, pretty, pretty Kitty, I didn't mean to almost kill your parents." He took another drink, "I love my jeep. She never called me a hood. Everybody drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

John eyed the fearless leader of the Brotherhood, "But she don't have a hood mate. Remember when it snowed and we used it as a sled?"

Lance broke down crying.

Wanda shook her head and noticed Todd's feet on the table, "Todd get off the floor!"

Todd burped, "I'll have you know I can't feel my legs, oh there they are." Jade waddled over to the drunken amphibian and started licking his face. Todd smiled, "Awe Rahne you shaved just for me… and you've been smoking. Everybody drink." Everyone took a swig of beer.

Wanda rolled her eyes and walked over to collect her dog.

"Wanda hold this," Pietro handed her a video camera and his beer. Suddenly he jumped onto the table and started to sing, "The Mountain is high!"

Freddy got out of his chair, "The valley is low!"

Lance perked up, "And you're confused on which way to go."

John chuckled, "So I've come here to give you a hand."

Todd started singing from the floor, "and lead you into the promise land."

The Brotherhood boys began singing in unison, "So…

Come on and take a free ride,

Come on and sit here by my side,

Come on and take a free ride,

All over the country I've seen it the same,

Nobody's winning at this kind of game,

We've got to do better its time to begin,

You know all the answer must come from within,

So…

Come on and take a free ride,

Come on and sit here by my side

Come on and take a free ride!"

One by one the Brotherhood boys passed out.

Wanda closed the video camera and smirked, "At least now I'll get some sleep."

-A Castle on the moon-

A young blonde man wearing cargo pants and a wife beater slowly walked into a bedroom. Upon entering he noticed a young blonde woman lazily lying on her bed, "Crystal, what's wrong?"

Crystal sat up, "Johnny? I was just thinking…"

Johnny sat down next to her, "About that mutant?"

She hugged Johnny close to her body; "You know he means nothing to me."

"Then why did you allow him the opportunity to take your purity?" Johnny and Crystal looked towards the door and saw Medusa in her snake-haired glory.

Crystal frowned, and Johnny stood up, "She's right. If you wouldn't have run away from the Baxter Building during the ceremony…"

Crystal smiled, "None of this would have happened at all."

Medusa smirked, "You must fight for her honor Human Torch, You must bring Quicksilver here for defying Inhuman law."

A/N I don't own the drinking game Drew Carey does, and I don't own Free Ride the Edgar Winter Group does.