-The backyard of the mansion-

The Brotherhood, and Laura had been woken up early to attend Dr. Henry McCoy's School For The Suspended. Miraculously none of the Brotherhood boys had a hangover, due in part to enhanced metabolisms. Hank decided that holding classes outside would be better than having them in a typical classroom setting. The Brotherhood, and Laura were sitting around lazily, attempting to listen to Hank teach English.

Todd leaned over to Pietro, "Can we still get detention yo?"

Pietro peeked an eyebrow, "What do you think Toad?"

Todd looked at the speedster, "I think I'm gonna make a brake for the wall."

Hank stopped the lesson, "Mr. Maximoff, Mr. Tolensky have you read this book?"

Todd shook his head no, and Pietro smirked and flipped through all the pages, "Of course I read it, I'm not Lance."

Lance made a fist and punched the speedster in the arm, "Hey!"

Pietro then tackled him, and they began rolling around on the ground punching and kicking each other, "Owe! Pietro's a biter!"

Laura rolled her eyes, "I coulda told you that."

Pietro smirked, "Kitty seemed to like it!"

Laura was infuriated by this, "What!" she too began assaulting the resident speedster.

Hank rolled his eyes and grabbed Pietro with his right hand, Lance with left hand, and Laura with his left foot, "Enough the three of you! This is why you can't go back to school."

Wanda smirked, "You have to let them fight."

Hank peeked an eyebrow in interest, "Why is that Ms. Maximoff?"

Wanda picked up Luna, "Because that's how we solve our problems and how we get food."

Todd hopped up, "Yeah we may be malnourished, but we're strong yo."

Hank rolled his eyes, "I think we should break for snack-time." He put the three teenagers down and they began walking to the kitchen.

-Kitchen-

Hank's student sat around the kitchen table, while Hank walked into the pantry.

Todd rolled his eyes, "Is this gonna be some health food yo?"

John peeked an eyebrow; "More importantly are we going to foight for it?" The Brotherhood boys began exchanging glares and cracking their knuckles.

Hank came out of the pantry holding a box. He smiled, "No need there are enough Twinkies for all of you."

Lance looked at the blue-man, "Twinkies?"

Hank's smile grew even larger, "Yes they're natures brain food."

Todd slammed his fist on the table, "I knew it!"

Hank grabbed a Twinkie, and then set the box down in the middle of the table. The Brotherhood boys immediately began fighting for the prize. Todd gathered a hand full and jumped into the air landing on the kitchen counter. Pietro grabbed his share and pulled Laura and Luna with him under the table, where he thought they could eat safely. After Freddy gather a sizeable share, he split his spoils with Wanda. Lance only grabbed one and was content with his Twinkie. John however obtained quite a few. Hank was shocked at the destruction and chaos the Brotherhood Boys could cause for a meal. All that remained was Jade licking an empty tattered box.

Hank looked at his students, "My stars and garters, if you were to have fought the X-Men with such ferocity…"

Lance shrugged, "Fighting those wimps was just something to do."

Todd leapt back to the table, "Fighting the X-Geeks is the only exercise we get yo."

John chuckled, "Besides fighting for food."

-Several hours later in the living room-

The Brotherhood and Laura had been assembled in the living room in order for Hank to teach them the wonders of History.

Todd looked through his book, "I think my head's gonna explode yo."

Freddy leaned over, "I told you not to drink those chemicals when we were in chemistry."

Todd looked confused, "I don't remember going to chemistry."

Pietro leaned over this time, "That's because after you drank that stuff you passed out and started twitching, and then Matches lit your pants on fire."

Todd snapped his fingers, "That's why I woke up in Home Ec. With burnt shorts!" Todd paused; "Hey these were my good pants!" he leapt at John.

The two boys began fighting on the floor, until Hank separated them, "Todd they're your only pants, and John I will be confiscating your lighter."

John dug into his pocket pulling out several lighters, "I guess I can still take over Canada with six lighters." He handed one to Hank, who took it and shook his head.

Lance laughed, "Matches you could take over Canada with a wiffle-ball bat." Lance suddenly became serious and appeared to be deep in thought, "Pietro you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Pietro turned to face the fearless leader, "Yeah, I think I'd have enough time for a quickie in the broom closet with Laura before her dad smells what's going on."

Freddy scratched his head, "But Logan's out drinking… again."

Pietro smirked and looked at Laura, "Guess we can take our time in the broom closet."

Laura rolled her eyes, "How romantic."

Lance caused a small tremor, "Focus! I'm thinking the Brotherhood should take over Canada." Everyone nodded and cheered. Lance smirked, "Dr. McCoy, for our biology lesson why don't we fly to Canada."

Hank smiled, "That's an excellent idea Mr. Alvers. Everyone to the X-Jet."

Lance leaned over and whispered to Todd, "Bring your bat."

-Several hours' later in the living room… Again-

Hank left the room scratching his head complaining about super-powered teenagers. The Brotherhood and Laura were sitting around the living room. Todd sat wide-eyed on a chair, "The horror. The horror."

John was lying on the floor, "So many wild moose."

Lance was pale, "No wonder no one attacks Canada."

The front door to the institute opened, and in walked, Kurt, Kitty, Tabby, and Amara.

Kurt teleported to Wanda's side, "Hello Liebchen."

Wanda kissed her boyfriend, "Where's everyone else?"

Tabby and Amara were dragging John up the stairs by his legs, periodically slamming his head on a step, and Kitty hugged Lance from behind, "Like they went to the mall."

Wanda peeked an eyebrow, "Even Rogue?"

Kitty shrugged, "She said she was getting tired of hanging around the Brotherhood, so she went to read by the pool." She then grabbed Lance's hand and dragged him upstairs.

Wanda, Kurt, Pietro, and Laura went outside to sit on the front steps.

-Front steps several minutes later-

Kurt was staring at Wanda as Pietro spoke, "And that's how the Canadians beat the Brotherhood of Evil."

Kurt was amazed, "I didn't know Canada had that many genetically engineered super zombies, vait a minute… since vhen is the Brotherhood Evil?"

Laura rolled her eyes, "Since they tried to take over Canada."

Pietro smiled, "Yup and my next mission is to make your old man ask me to marry you."

Laura smirked, "And how are you going to do that?"

It was Pietro's turn to smirk, "I'm gonna tell him your pregnant."

"You're really good at taking a girl's innocence!" A new voice called out.

Pietro turned around to see a blonde boy in a blue jumpsuit, with a brunette man, a blonde woman and an orange man made of rock, in similar blue jumpsuits. He was then shocked to see Crystal's dog sitting behind them.

Pietro stood up, "Kurt take Wanda inside, and go get Lance."

Wanda looked at her brother in worry, and Kurt only grabbed Wanda's arm and teleported away.

Pietro eyed the blonde boy, "Did Crystal change her mind about abandoning her daughter?"

Apparently Johnny was infuriated by this and preceded to throw a fireball at Pietro. Pietro smirked and was about to move until the fireball stopped in mid-air and seemingly extinguished itself.

"Don' worry mate I got your back." Pietro looked up to a window to see John leaning against the windowsill shirtless with Tabby and Amara leaning against and holding him in their undergarments.

Powerful footsteps could be heard next, Pietro turned to look at the door; "You want one of us you get us all!" Freddy yelled as he ran out of the house.

Todd leapt down from an open window, "No coupon required yo." Everyone looked at him quizzically, "What?"

Johnny's hair caught on fire and two fireballs appeared in his hands, "Quicksilver infected my wife with his demon seed."

Lance ran up to the Brotherhood boys and Laura, "So he infected Laura a couple of times too, and she doesn't seem to mind."

Pietro looked over at Lance, "Nice battle make-up Lance, does Kitty still use Strawberry lip-gloss?"

Lance whipped his face with his shirt, "No! It's cherry."

Johnny yelled, "Flame on!" his entire body became engulfed in flames, "Quicksilver I challenge you for the honor and innocence you robbed from Crystal."

The blonde woman called out to Johnny, "Johnny we're here for you."

The orange man spoke next, "Yeah kid the Fantastic Four never fight alone."

Lance was shocked, "Wow! Wait a minute, Pietro how did you piss of the Fantastic Four?"

Pietro looked over at Lance, "I had hot monkey sex with flame-boy's wife, and got her pregnant."

Laura slapped him in the head, "What!"

Pietro looked at her, "I didn't know she was married at the time."

Todd looked at the four people, "Lance do we stand a chance?"

Lance looked straight ahead, "No, but when has that ever stopped us?"

Freddy looked over the opposition, "I got the orange guy."

The Brotherhood sprang into action. Todd leapt at the Brunette man, and was swiftly wrapped with his elastic arm. Freddy ran full speed at the orange man, and had his momentum turned against him as he was picked up and flung over the orange man's head. Lance decided to keep his distance. He stared at the blonde woman with curiosity in his eyes, and suddenly she was gone. Lance looked around the yard frantically, and suddenly met the ground face first. The blonde woman appeared again holding Lance's arms in a way that made them vulnerable to being broken.

Pietro saw how quickly his brothers were being defeated, "Laura go inside and make sure Luna is safe from all of this." She only nodded and ran inside, as she had never seen Pietro so determined.

John yelled down from his perch, "Pietro, should I just put his flame out?"

Pietro crossed his arms and smirked, "That's okay Pyro. This kid wants to fight, I'll give him a fight." Pietro dug his foot into the ground and ran head first towards Johnny. A sick thud could be heard as Pietro ran into nothing.

Johnny turned around to the blonde woman who appeared to be concentrating, "What did you do that for Sue?"

She pointed towards the mansion entrance as Hank, Logan, and Ororo were coming out, "Just grab him and we can fight another time."

He nodded, "Flame off." He reverted back to his human form and picked Pietro up. He ran to his comrades and the large dog began to glow. As quickly as they had appeared they were gone.

-Amara and Tabby's room-

John looked down at the spot where his brothers once stood, "Mara Tabs, Did you two see what I just say?" Both girls nodded in shock. He ran out of the room.

-Lance's room-

John stormed into his old room and ran to the closet. He hastily opened it, "Never thought I'd have to wear this." He paused and took out a New Mutant training uniform, "But my mates are in trouble." He slid off his pants and pulled on the uniform. He then ran out of the room.

-Todd and Freddy's room-

John stormed into the room and ran to Todd's bed, he then pulled out a box from underneath the bed, "Took the boy a month to make 'em." He opened the box and pulled out two metal contraptions and slid one on each wrist. He looked at his arms and flicked his wrist; a spark came from the contraption. He smirked, "Now or never." He flicked his wrist again and a concentrated on the spark. Suddenly he was holding a fireball. He stared at the flame and smiled, "Who knew our green mate was good with the tech?" He extinguished the flame.

He looked around the room, "Where would Freddy hide it?" He eyed a poster for Lord of the Rings and smirked. John ran towards it and ripped it down exposing a computer disk tapped to the wall. He grabbed it and ran to the cluttered desk. He threw clothes, empty Doritos bags, and old playboys off the desk and found his target. He opened the laptop and threw the disk in.

John's face dropped into a frown, "The moon!" he eyed the information one more time, "That dog musta ported 'em there." He ran out of the room.

-Stairs leading to the living room-

John was running down the stairs, "Hold on mates, Pyro's comin' to save ya!" he promptly tripped down the remaining stairs and landed in a heap, "Pyro's gonna be delayed mates!"

Hank walked over and picked him up by his collar, "How do you expect to find them Mr. Allerdyce?"

John smirked, "Freddy gave us tracking devices in case we get ourselves kidnapped. They're on the moon." He pointed straight up.

Hank set the boy down, "Really now? Where did you get those?" he pointed to John's new ignition system.

John chuckled like a madman; "Todd made 'em up for me after Pietro's baby's momma's sister's husband blew our house down."

Hank nodded, "How do you know they're on the moon?"

John smiled and grabbed his earring, "Our piercings are transmitters for the program Freddy built up."

Hank was shocked, "Mr. Dukes wrote a GPS program?"

John smirked, "The Brotherhood is used to being underestimated."

Hank put a hand on John's shoulder, "How do you expect to get to the moon Mr. Allerdyce?"

Suddenly realization slapped John in the face. He dropped to his knees, "Pyro's not comin' to save 'em."