-Holding Cell-

The Brotherhood boys were being held prisoner in a cell that was surrounded on all sides with bars and was toped off with a ceiling comprised of bars, in the Inhuman city of Attilan. Freddy was sitting on the floor while Pietro and Lance were sitting on the cell bench. Todd was squatting in front of the bars occasionally tapping the bar thus resulting in an electrical shock.

"When's dinner served in this place yo?" Todd asked as he touched the bar, "Owe."

Lance rolled his eyes, "Will you quit doing that!"

"Owe," Todd didn't even turn around, "I'll quit when you come up with a plan."

Medusa walked into the room with Johnny, Crystal, and Ben.

Medusa smirked at the boys, "Even if you inferior creatures could somehow bypass the ionized bars, you would never be able to escape the force field that surrounds your prison."

Todd smiled, "Oh the waiter, I'll have some flies and a hotdog."

Pietro sped over to the bars, "Why would you tell us what we're up against?"

Medusa looked the speedster up and down, "I want you to know just how overpowered you truly are."

Lance looked over at the snake-haired woman, "If you're trying to impress us, you've failed miserably. Being overpowered is a daily ritual for the Brotherhood."

Freddy nodded in agreement, "Especially for the four of us."

Johnny glared at the leader of the Brotherhood, "Why are you people such losers?"

"Owe," Toad touched the bar again, "Because the X-Men are winners. It all balances out. Now where are those flies and that hotdog?"

Ben crossed his massive orange rock-line arms, "Look at 'em Flamebrain they're pathetic. From what your wife told us they quit fighting and moved in with their sworn enemy after Bolt-boy blew up their house."

This comment angered the Brotherhood boys greatly. They all kept they're distance from the bars except Freddy. He ran straight into them clutching the bars tightly with his superhuman strength.

Freddy glared at Ben, "It sure is easy to talk when you got bars and a force field protecting ya from us!"

Ben cracked his rocky knuckles, "Bring it on Two-ton."

Medusa looked at the boy, "How are you still conscious?"

Freddy released the now mangled bars and glared at her, "I'm a lot tougher than I look."

-The war-room in the mansion subbasement-

John was leaning against the wall impatiently tapping his foot, while the Professor explained the situation to his X-Men.

John flicked his wrist and made a fireball that formed into his captured brothers, "How are we gonna get to the moon to free my mates?"

Logan rolled his eyes, "I could get Fury to help us out, he still owes me one for that mission I did for him in Tibet."

John's eyes lit up and he extinguished his flame, "How long before we rescue my brothers Wolvie?"

Logan growled at the crazed Aussie, "He has a mutant teleporter working for him now. She should be able to handle the job."

Kitty peeked an eyebrow in interest, "So she's like Kurt?"

Logan looked at the boy, "In the vaguest sense. She can teleport all the way to the moon and back."

Rogue rolled her eyes, "Seems too convenient if ya ask meh."

The Professor wheeled closer to the war room table, "I will assemble a team of X-Men to rescue the Brotherhood from these people." Everyone waited in anticipation for the Professor's decision, "The team will consist of Laura, Kitty, Rogue, Kurt, Ororo, Hank, Logan, and of course you John."

-Wanda's room several minutes later-

Wanda and Kurt were lying on their bed, Kurt holding her close to his body. He would periodically stroke her hair in an attempt to comfort her.

He smiled, "Don't vorry Liebchen, ve vill find a way to rescue the Brotherhood."

A tear rolled down Wanda's cheek, "They're the only family I have."

Kurt peeked an eyebrow in confusion, "Vhat do you mean Liebchen?"

Wanda sighed, "They took me in, at Mystique's order, they feed me, clothed me, they put up with my temper, and they take care of me." She paused, "I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really do like those annoying, immature, lazy, idiots."

Kurt began to chuckle, and she got up and looked at him, "And if you tell anyone about what I just said, I'll turn myself into a single mother."

Kurt threw his hands up in surrender, "I promise Liebchen."

She smirked and settled back down next to him, "I wish I could go with you."

Kurt kissed Wanda on the cheek, and just held her close to his body.

-Holding cell several hours later-

Todd rubbed the back of his head, "Are you sure about this yo?"

Pietro was standing in the middle of the cell wearing a blue gown that covered his lower body, his right arm was encased in armor that started from his fingertips and ended at his shoulder. A leather strap that went across his chest and around his back held it on. He wore neither shirt nor shoes.

Freddy looked at Pietro, "Yeah you don't have to do this."

Pietro looked at his new uniform, "Does this war gown make my ass look fat?"

Lance crossed his arms, "Our freedom depends on you and you're making jokes?"

Pietro smirked, "What you prefer a no shirt, no shoes, no service joke? Come on guys so he shoots fire and flies around, and no matter what I do I probably won't be able to touch him, I'm still gonna win."

Lance held his head in his hands, "We are so boned."

Medusa walked through the door with a man who had legs like a bull and another man who looked rather elderly. She stopped in front of the cell, "Are you ready to fight Quicksilver?" she waved a hand and the force field disappeared. The two men that accompanied her stood on either side of the cell as the front began to submerge into the ground.

Pietro smirked, "Do you think this gown makes my ass look fat?"

The Brotherhood boys followed her out of the holding area as the two men took up the rear.

-Ominous hallway-

Medusa lead the Brotherhood boys down a hallway, at the end of the hallway was a bright light. When the boys stepped into the light they could a see that they were in some sort of coliseum. Cheers could be heard all round them as they stared slack-jawed at their surroundings. Hundreds of Inhumans were sitting across from them, but as they turned around they could see that no one was sitting behind them.

Medusa smirked, "You three!" she pointed to Freddy, Lance, and Todd, "Sit down there!" She looked at Pietro, "Asked for you hop down over the wall and prepare for battle." She then turned away from them and flew off to a raised platform that seated the Fantastic four, Black Bolt, Crystal, and a young blonde man.

Pietro leapt down from the wall, "Kinda intimidating. All those people cheering for flameboy and all I have is…" he trailed off as he turned around looking at Lance glaring at him, Freddy yawning, and Todd waving a sign that read 'Peitor.' Pietro peeked an eyebrow, "Where did he get a sign from?" He paused as realization hit him, "That dufus misspelled my name! If I survive this I'm gonna kill him." He then looked towards the platform and noticed something catch fire, "It's about time."

Johnny flew down to face his adversary, "Are you ready to meet your maker?"

Pietro crossed his arms, "You know I'm tired of people asking me if I'm ready. I'm the fastest thing alive. I was born ready."

Johnny smirked, "Flame off!" he reverted to his human form.

Medusa rose out of her seat, "Brothers! Sisters! These two outsiders will engage in mortal combat for the honor Crystal, Princess to the Inhuman race." Everyone cheered except the Brotherhood boys.

"Boo! We wanna go home!" the Brotherhood boys screamed from their seats.

Medusa smirked as she stared down at the two combatants, "The Human Torch of the Human race, will fight for his wife's honor, while Quicksilver of the Mutant race, will fight for his freedom." She looked out to her Inhuman brethren; "This marriage was the first act of good will towards Inhuman and Human relations." She paused and then pointed to Pietro, "But this mutant defiled our noble Crystal, and must fight for his actions." She smirked and raised both hands, "Begin!"

Johnny smirked, "Come on kid I'll give you one free one." He slapped his cheek.

Pietro smirked and ran towards Johnny punching him in the jaw with his metal encased fist. Pietro leapt back in anticipation of some sort of fire based attack, but none came. In fact, it appeared that Johnny hasn't moved since Pietro punched him. He ran over and kicked him a few times, "You've gotta be kidding me! All that talk, and this guy has a glass jaw!"

Black Bolt, Crystal, and a very upset Medusa flew down to congratulate the winner. Black Bolt stretched his hand towards Pietro. Pietro looked it over and shook it. Black Bolt smiled, then looked to Crystal.

She immediately knew what he was insinuating, she grabbed a whistle from around her neck and blew into it. After a few seconds the huge dog ran into the coliseum, "Sit Lockjaw." The giant dog did as commanded, "Do you remember where you picked these boys up?" The dog tilted its head to the side, "Take them back okay?" He licked her hand and walked over to Pietro.

Pietro turned around towards his brother and signaled for them to join him. The Brotherhood boy got up from their seats, hopped over the wall, and ran to meet their victorious brother.

Crystal looked at Pietro, "You better be taking care of your daughter Quicksilver." Lockjaw began to glow and after a few seconds they were gone.

-Front yard of the mansion-

John was standing on the roof looking straight up, "I'm on my way mates." He noticed a soft glow on the ground. His curiosity got the best of him and he fell off the roof. He closed his eyes and waited to hit the ground. Instead, he landed in a pair of powerful arms. He opened his eyes and saw that Freddy had caught him. He smiled like the mad man that he is and gave him a hug, "My hero."

Freddy was scared and dropped him, "Quit it, you're freakin' me out." Lockjaw began to glow and left just as swiftly as he came.

Lance ducked behind a bush and promptly threw up, "That sucks no matter how many times you do it."

Todd looked at John's arms, "Do they work?"

John smirked and flicked his wrist summoning a giant fiery-creature, "They work jus' fine mate."

Pietro took a step forward, "I don't know about you guys but I'm starving." He sped into the mansion.

-Kitchen-

The X-Men were assembled around the kitchen table trying to come up with a plan of rescue.

Logan looked at his team, "It won't work. You have to pace yourselves, we don't know how many of them there are."

Pietro sped into the room unnoticed and opened the fridge.

Kurt looked deep in thought, "Vhat if me and Kitty go ahead and see if ve can just get them out?"

Pietro sped to the table eating a drumstick, "No that won't work you forgot about the force field around the holding cell."

Logan looked down at the notes they had written, "Good point kid. Wait what force field?"

Pietro looked at the plans, "There was a force field surrounding the electrified prison bars. Todd says they really hurt."

The, up until now, oblivious X-Men noticed the silver-haired speed demon standing in the kitchen in a gown and some form of armor. He looked around at each of them, "I knew it this war gown makes my ass look fat!" At that moment the rest of the Brotherhood boys walked into the kitchen.

Hank looked at his student, "But… What… How… We were going to rescue you."

Pietro rolled his eyes, "You guys were taking to long, so I had to rescue us."

Todd leapt onto the kitchen counter, "If it wasn't for Lance negotiating our freedom that if you beat that fire guy then we'd still be locked up."

Pietro sped over to him, "Well I'm the one that had to wear a dress and knock the guy out!"

Laura got up and tackled Pietro giving him many kisses, "I missed you."

Logan glared at the boy, "Welcome home kid." Suddenly a familiar skint could be heard.

Pietro looked at Logan in shock, "Umm Laura can you get off me?"

Laura looked at Pietro's shocked face, "Why?"

Pietro slipped out from under her and stood up, "You were making it very difficult to run!" he then proceeded to speed away

Logan took off after him, "Come back here! I know where you live! My house!"

The Professor wheeled to Lance as kitty threw her arms around his neck and kissed his neck, "I trust you are all healthy Lance?"

A panicked scream could be heard followed by a, "Gotcha!"

Lance looked at the Professor and smiled, "For the most part."

-Rec. room an hour later-

All the Brotherhood members were seated at the table they had stolen from the school.

Pietro looked at his right arm, with his good eye, "I'm thinking about keeping it."

Todd just shook his head, "Fine, now will you put pants on." Pietro was still wearing his war gown.

Freddy looked at the speedster, "I still can't believe he nailed you with that rake."

Wanda looked at her brothers and smiled to herself, "Have you guys seen Kurt?"

The Brotherhood boys exchanged knowing glances.

Wanda rolled her eyes, "What did you idiots do this time?"

Lance smiled, "We finally decided to let your boyfriend join the Brotherhood."

Wanda peeked an eyebrow in interest, "Really? So where's the booze?"

Lance shrugged, "Logan took it away when he found out about the horrible, vile things Pietro did to Laura."

Pietro slammed his metal fist on the table, "Hey, it only seems kinky the first time." He smirked, "After that it all comes natural, and besides she asked for most of it."

Lance shook his head, "We're making Blue-boy watch a two-hour video of Ashley Simpson lip-syncing."

John smirked, "Yup if a man's not strong enough to stand a two-hour tape of that Sheila wailing into a microphone, well then he's not strong enough to join the Brotherhood." Everyone cheered in agreement.

Suddenly they could hear a muffled voice, "Dear Gott, its horrible!" The Brotherhood boys began laughing hysterically.