gets down on knees Puh-lease go easy on me! This is only my second one!

Disowner: I (unfortunately) don't own POTC

Will Turner and his new wife Elizabeth were on their honeymoon in America . After a long trip on a ship they were finally getting off. "Oh William! Isn't this town just lovely?" said Elizabeth as they walked through the quaint town filled bustling citizens.

"Yes lovely!" said Will "But I still wanted to go to a tropical island where we could be alone!"

"Oh pffffft! You wanted to go here just as badly as I did, dear!"

"Nooooo, I just agreed so I wouldn't have to make another decision like what color the roses should be, what flavor the cake should be! AND WHAT COLOR THE GLOVES THAT THE WAITERS WEAR SHOLD BE!" Will's face turned red and his nostrils flared as he panted hard. "Honey, honey! Take a deep breath in," said Beth, he did so, "and breathe out…Now don't we feel better?"

"Yes, magic that is!" he said as he as he tried to stop the dizziness, Beth just smiled and kissed him on the cheek.

Jack Sparrow searched franticly for them. He searched every nook and cranny, nothing. "Where the heck could they be!" He walked quickly through the streets of Port Royal so not to be seen. He searched the Blacksmith's shop, he searched the whelp's house, and he searched her mansion, nowhere. As he walked he saw a good-looking young black man, who looked like he was running errands. 'Hmm, maybe I could ask that fellow; saw 'im at the weddin'.' Jack followed somewhat closely to this man, by the name of Samuel. He stayed in the shadows of the alleys and behind barrels, piles of crates, and even people.

Jack pulled out his pistol and waited, for the opportune moment of course; he jammed the barrel of the gun into this Samuel's back and covered his mouth. "Don't move, I'm not gonna 'urt ye…yet." Jack felt this man shiver in fear 'Wow, I really scared this bloke,' he thought to him self. He pushed Samuel against the wall, "Eet ees you! You are Jack Sparrow!"

"Captain…Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"Take meh money! Just don't hurt meh!"

"I'm not gonna 'urt ye! I just want t' ask ye a question. What are the whereabouts of William and Elizabeth Turner?"

"Day een America …"

"There's more, I can feel it, tell me!" at this point, Jack noticed that this man was significantly taller than himself, but he grabbed his shirt collar anyway.

"Day een, de new American territory along the coast, eet ees up north, s' all I got!"

"That's it?"

"Yes, dat ees all I got! Let meh go!" by this time, Samuel was pleading. "Well thank ye, Samuel," said Jack as he hesitantly gave back Sam's money ", now run along! But remember, this never happened." Samuel nodded in understanding and put a dark finger to his full lips, and walked off

AuthorJunk: So how was it? I'm still kinda new here, so it might take me a while to get used to updating regularly. :P ---that's my mushtache face!