It was now a week into the Turner's honeymoon and today they were going to visit Elizabeth's friend, Victoria. The closer they got to the large house, the more that Will didn't want to come in to it, he knew that she would be stuck-up, and wouldn't like him. "Beth, do I have to go in?" he asked. Elizabeth smiled, "No, sweetheart, you don't. It's just I haven't seen Victoria in such a long time. In fact, you have never met her; she is looking forward to meeting you!"

"Oh fine, fine! I'll come with you, but then we're going swimming!"

"Deal!"

Jack was now in America 'Huh, so this is America? Not very different from Port Royal! 'Cept the water's not as clear! Why would Mr. and Mrs. Whelp go 'ere if their 'ome exactly the same?" he thought as he walked onto the dock and headed for the nearest inn, he walked in and headed right to the desk, but no one was there. He heard the cracking of wood from behind the desk, looked over the edge, when suddenly a woman popped up and accidentally whacked him in the head with a wooden plank. "Oh I'm so sorry! Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, Ijust needt'askyesomethin'" he slurred

"What?"

"Is there a Mr. and Mrs. William Turner 'ere?" he asked as he massaged his temples. The woman searched the guestbook, "No, I don't see the name Turner here! Sorry sir!" By noon Jack had searched about 13 inns and he was getting grumpy. He was walking into the 14th inn, asked the owner if the Turner's were there, and luckily they were there! "Your name sir?"

"Bond…Jack Bond!"

"Thank you mister Bond, they're in room 18!"

Meanwhile the Turner's were getting ready to go to the beach. Will was in their mini-kitchen thing, making lunch, while Elizabeth was packing a bag with a couple of towels and a book that she was reading. There was a knock on the door, 'click-click-a-click clack-clack'

"I've heard that knock before…" William said to himself. He stopped what he was doing, opened the door, it, unfortunately, was Jack Sparrow. "Jack?" "Ello, Will!"

"No, no, no, no, NO!" Will stormed his way to the couch and grabbed a pillow, squeezing it as hard as possible, and sat down. Elizabeth turned to see who it was that made Will so mad, she knew there was one person that could do that, "Jack! What are you doing here!" Jack plopped onto the couch next to Will, "Pretty nice place ye got 'ere!"

"Jack! What ARE you doing here?" Jack grabbed for an apple in the bowl on the coffee table, she slapped his hand. "I need help with something."

"Help with what?" said Will as he strangled his pillow. Jack looked at Will in horror. "Is there somethin' wrong with 'im?"

"Anger management problems." Elizabeth whispered. "Oh," Jack looked over to Will again, to see he was biting the corner of it, he moved to the arm chair. Will was now punching the stuffing out of it. "Will, don't kill the pillow!"

"Oh? I won't kill the pillow," Will dropped the pillow and walked to where Jack was sitting, "I'm going to kill you, Jack!" He was about to leap on him, but Elizabeth was there to save the day, "Will," he ignored her," Will! Take a deep breath in…"

"You're dead, pirate!" 'If the patient won't listen, the last resort is…" Elizabeth pinched Will hard on the neck and knocked him out. His unconscious form fell into Elizabeth arms. "What has happened to the whelp?"

"We're working on it. He's doing quite well, actually!" she said as she laid him down on the couch. "It started when we were planning our wedding."

"Oh, well what I wanted to talk you about, was that there is an island with lots of treasure and…"

"Jack, we're not interested!"

"Oh, no, no. The treasure's for me, there is a wonderful beach for a couple by the names of William and Elizabeth to…"play on!" Elizabeth was absolutely disgusted by what Jack was saying, but a nice beach though. "What is the beach like?" she asked, "Ho, ho! She's curious! There's white, soft sands and clear, blue seas, lush jungles, and fresh fruits of all kinds!"

Just the thought made her feel wonderful! She knew Will wanted to go to something like this, "Alright! We'll go!"

"That is just what I wanted to hear!"