The Shortest Short Stories Ever: Harry Potter Bloopers
By Spectra16
A/N: Yes, Michael Jackson is a perv, but seriously, Thriller is SO FRIGGIN' AWESOME! The dance is cool too! Anyone hear seen Dance Dance Evolution? Or, also known as the Evolution of Dance? Thriller is in that for a few seconds. It's awesome. I apologize to everyone who will hate me for using Thriller and Lupin in the same sentence. I think it's rather cute. But this is also coming from the same person who thinks Lupin/Sirius is cute. But I'm not against Tonks/Lupin! Don't get mad, get glad!
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Chapter Three: Thriller
Remus Lupin was never one for dance.
That wasn't until he had gotten a hold of a muggle television and saw a rather interesting music video with a strange, dancing man in a red jacket. Remus, as innocent and naïve as he was, fell in love with the song, and went out to buy a record.
Lupin smiled as he carefully placed the black record on a record player in his DADA classroom (In the movie, there is one! I have a picture of it!). He placed the needle on the moving plate, and the song that defined his life began to play. He shook his sleeves loose from his arms and got ready. The beat started, and he twitched his neck.
"It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark," The voice began to sing. Lupin seemed to have all of the dance moves memorized. He executed them with perfection. The feeling of security will do strange things to you.
"Cause this is Thriller! Thriller night! You're fighting for you life inside a killer Thriller!"
The horrid sound of someone clearing their throat came from the doorway to Lupin's classroom. Remus winced and stopped in mid-motion. He slowly turned around to see Snape smirked, with his arms crossed. Lupin gulped animatedly.