AN: after three chapters where our heroes met and got cursed (he he). No is time to focus in the action (I hope) I mean NERV, the angels and EVA. How are they going to react to this new, improved and cursed Shinji? Find out later.
Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#DOOR CRASHES#, some policemen followed by some TV camera guys from COPS enter the evil author's lair, and start to bashing him.
"YOU MOTHER"$"·&"&, PIECE OF &··/·$($&·$, ($&/··&/·(·$&" one of the policeman shouted trying to let the author shirtless (have you notice that most of the bad guys form COPS are shirtless).
"Gomen Gomen I didn't mean it. And why are you doing this I'm not black"
#SILENCE# a rolling plant pasts in front of them.
"You are right sir, remember we policemen are to serve and protect"
"Look a black guy is taking his dog out"
"Let's go then"
#BG music form COPS#
(I know I know just ignore all this crap, besides everything written here comes from the twisted mind of the author. If there is some resemblance with reality is just a coincidence )
ANOTHER POINTLESS RANMA FIC
By
Onedrunkwriter
CHAPTER 4
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Ryouga gloomed.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm" an equally gloomed Shinji seconded.
"Oh come on guys snap of it!" a very pissed Ukyo growled. They were depressed, imagine them sitting, writing circles on the ground with their fingers and with some blue flames around. There was enough energy to provoke the third impact.
#SPLASH#
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Ryouga-chan shouted.
"So you can say something else" Ukyo replied.
"It's late I'm going to sleep" finally Shinji-chan said.
"She is right" Shinji-chan glares Ukyo "OK, HE is right, I'm going too, g'night Ryouga-chan"
"HEY"
"Just kidding, sugar" she giggled as she enters to the tent.
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"You can't sleep, can you? Sugar" Ukyo interrupt one of Ryouga's very depressed train of thoughts.
"What about you Ukyo?" Replied the fanged girl.
#SPLASH# Ukyo poured some hot water on Ryouga-chan now Ryouga-kun.
"Thank you Ukyo"
"No problem, Ryouga. What were you thinking about?"
"Old times, I still can't believe that everything is gone"
"No again, sugar. We promised to move on the past"
"I know but, you can't deny that we had fun at the hot spring race" he chucked.
"Ha ha yes, o what about in Togenkyo with your forced rescue" she laughed.
"But I rescued you…"
"After I begged you…"
"Sorry about that, back there my mind was clouded with Akane" he sighed depressed.
"I'm sorry I didn't want to bring that"
"No, it's ok after all I can't get over with it, if I keep it to me"
"Yeah, I always wondered, why did you fall for Akane?"
"I don't exactly how it started. I guess that all began after I chopped Akane's hair, I pursued Ranma to his house, and we continued our fight on that rainy night. But Akane throw me something so I lost my umbrella and got soaked"
"And you changed into P-chan" Ukyo giggled a bit.
"You knew it?" a surprised Ryouga asked.
"Come on, I'm not that dense. Don't worry I'm not mad at you, but you should have trust me, I am your friend"
"At that time I really didn't trust anyone. It's a good change."
"Yes, we all could be friends back there but we were so blind. Could you continue?"
"Yes, when I got transformed I look for a shelter. When I found it, I entered Akane's room I knew when she came in. I tried to escape but she didn't let me do it. After some argue with Ranma Akane took me in her arms. I know it sounds silly for the first time in many years I felt warm"
"I know how you felt. After all I spent my childhood denying myself as a woman just for revenge"
"We're pathetic" he shivered.
"Hey take it" Ukyo shared some of her blanket to Ryouga. At first he hesitated but the warm he felt was so overwhelming that he couldn't resist.
"You know Ukyo, you really looked nice with that dress" Ryouga said smiling.
"Ryouga" she blushed and turned away from him "if it was true, why Ranma didn't chose me"
"That's easy, because he is a jerk" she chucked "any men would be happy to be with you"
"Thank you, Ryochan" she landed her head on his shoulder. With that both of them keep talking burying their pasts and trying to build a better future.
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Unknowing for them there was someone else listening. That was Shinji-chan. She (he) always believed that her (his) life sucked but after hearing their deepest secrets he only could marvel how they still had a nice attitude to life. Especially Ukyo, even Ryouga with all his depression managed to smiled.
It was unfair for them he had eavesdropped and learnt their secrets. He had run away for so long it was time to face his life like a man (girl at this time). With that resolution she (he) left the tent and joined his friends.
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…
"So tell me Ryochan, what was the first thing you did when awake after your stunt?"
"I was trying to find Akane…" Ukyo Frowned "it was normal after all I needed to apologize her for the P-chan affair"
"Humph" she only could say.
"Well after that, I heard some noises. There was a battle around and when I saw it…whoa. You are not going to believe me"
"Try me"
"There was a giant squid-like monster fighting a giant robot and…" Ryouga continued his tale but…
"That monster was an angel and the robot who battle it is called Evangelion or EVA" Shinji-chan interrupted Ryouga.
"Sorry sugar, did we wake you up?" Ukyo apologized. "There you can have some hot water"
"No, I was not that tired and I don't want to get soaked at night" Shinji-chan responded and sat in front of them.
"Shinji you said that the monster was an angel, but aren't they the servants of god, at least for westerns" Ryouga replied.
"Well, I really don't know what they really are. That was what they talked to me" Shinji-chan talked.
"They who?" Ukyo was intrigued.
"Well I was lying to you. When my mom died my father sent me to live with my uncle but he didn't care about me and left me to my sensei not that he cared about me either" a very sad Shinji-chan told them trying to but as much venom to the word father as he could.
"Oh my God Shinchan that's terrible" a very shocked Ukyo said.
"Your father deserted you. That bastard" Ryouga was really pissed.
"Yes, I live alone for nearly ten year until I received that letter." The pinked haired responded.
"What letter did you receive?" asked Ryouga.
"I was from my father. He told me to move into Tokyo-3. After 10 years this was all I got from him" now Shinji-chan was near from crying.
"Shhh Shinchan" Ukyo embraced her (him) "you don't have to tell us if you don't want to"
"I heard you two. It's fair that you hear me" Shinji-chan responded.
After sobbing in Ukyo's arms. Shinji-chan finally calmed so he could continue with his story.
"I know it sounds foolish but I wanted to see my father. I wanted to be accepted." With her head bowed she continued her story.
"I know what it feels" after Genma stole her father's cart Ukyo gave up her feminity in order to look for revenge and recover her father's honor.
"I arrived to Tokyo-3 three week before the battle you saw Ryouga. At that time we were being attacked for another monster" she sighed "I learnt that it was an angel. When I met father he wanted me to pilot the EVA" both Ukyo and Ryouga were shocked. "That's right I'm Shinji Ikari pilot of Evangelion Unit-01"
After some time both Ryouga and Ukyo recovered "what happed?" asked Ukyo.
"I denied. I was angry. I felt used by my father. He didn't want to meet me he just wanted to use me. To pilot that monstrosity" now Shinji-chan's voice was full of hatred.
"After that my father told me that I was useless. And he brought another pilot. Ayanami Rei. She was injured in a previous test. She was bleeding and full of bandages. I couldn't stand it anymore and agreed to pilot"
"So chivalry still exits" Ukyo tried to lighten the mood. Unsuccessfully.
"After being tossed into the cockpit, everything was a blur. The only thing they told me about the piloting was to think walking so the EVA could walk"
"The robot does what you think to do, cool" Ryouga talked.
"That's right, but the bad thing is the pain. I could feel the same pain that EVA felt. It was awful I felt my arm being broken"
"Oh god…" Ukyo still couldn't believe it.
"After some time later I passed out. I guess I couldn't stand the pain. I'm such a wimp"
"And so?"
"I don't know the angel was destroyed somehow. When I woke up I was at the cage where EVA is stored. But I've had nightmares about that battle, in those dreams I lost control of myself and attacked the angel like an animal. I'm nor really sure if those dreams were real or not" he took a long breathe after that "They told me I made a nice job. But some people were injured, that's right I'm useless, I'm worthless, I can't do anything right…"
"Please Shinchan stop it" Ukyo pleaded.
"But that's true during the second battle I almost screwed it, for my faults everybody could be dead by now…"
#PUNCH#
"THAT'T ENOUGH SHINJI" Ryouga screamed. "DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT CRAP AGAIN DON FORGET I SAW THAT FIGHT"
"…"
Putting his arms on Shinji-chan's shoulder Ryouga now calm spoke "Look at me Shinji" Shinji-chan lifted her face and their gazes matched "Don't say you are useless or worthless or any shit like that because it's not true"
"But I hurt people…"
"Didn't you say that you passed out in your first battle" Shinji-chan nodded "So tell me how could you prevent anybody got hurt if you were unconscious?"
"…"
"That's correct you couldn't. Besides are there some refugees in Tokyo-3"
"Hai" Shinji-chan whispered.
"Was the person you hurt in those refugees?"
Shinji shook her head.
"See Shinji it was not your fault. You can't help it if there is some bubblehead foolish enough to leave his shelter to see your battles." Shinji-chan couldn't let escape a small chuckle.
"What was that about?"
"During my second battle my EVA almost smashed some guys when I fell in the mountain"
"So that was why you couldn't move, isn't it?"
"Yes I have to stay until they got into the cockpit"
"And then you charged the bastard and killed it. That was cool"
"No, it wasn't I was ordered to leave, I put my life and everybody lives in danger"
"Why?"
"Huh?"
"Why did you charge the angel?"
"I was thinking ´I mustn't run away´ and I ignored the order"
"You know Shinji, I'M PROUD OF YOU" with that Ryouga took Shinji-chan in his arms and proceed to give her a mighty bear hug.
"Hey Ryochan, I think you are choking him"
"Umm…sorry Shinji"
"No #panting# it's #panting# ok" after Shinji-chan recovered her breath she ask "why are you proud of me?"
"Because you didn't run away. You faced your fear and emerged triumphant. That's something to be praised for" Ryouga was beaming.
"Ryochan is right, who could have think about it? Beneath your fragile and kind appearance there is a brave and courageous warrior"
"But…they told me…"
"TO THE HELL WITH THEM SHINJI" Ryouga shouted "Tell me did you fell right with your actions?"
"Hai"
"If you fell good, then there is nothing to worry about" Ryouga now with a more serious tone said "I was disappointed, you left your responsibilities after hearing you I could understand some of your reasons" after taking some breath "Tell me Shinji, what are you going to do?"
´what am I going to do? That was a hard one. During all this time with both Ukyo and Ryouga he had forgotten about NERV and his father. But Ryouga was right as a marital artist his duty was to protect people who couldn't defend themselves. He though about his father. Shinji wants his acceptance he started to play cello but he always ignored him and now even piloting EVA hasn't changed their relationship. After that he though about Misato it was true she gave him a hard time after the last mission he was hurt because he felt a bond with her. But she was the first person who treated him nicely. she took him into her home and tried to be his friend. She though about Rei, he risked his life for her welfare. She seemed to be distant, but some how he felt a bond with her even if he didn't understand it.
He though about Kensuke. He was kind enough to let him sleep in his tent. Even if he kept bugging Shinji about EVA. He was a nice person. Shinji also learnt about the other guy, the jock who hit him, Toji. Even if he was violent with him, Shinji could understand his reasons. For last he though about Ryouga and Ukyo. Those time travelers he has befriended with. They have taught him how to fight. He has learnt about their pasts. He also saw the grief on their faces when they were in the Tokyo's memorial. Damn it he knew about the second impact, it was caused by an angel. If an angel wins the battles then everything could be over, no if he could something about it he will try to prevent it. He was going to fight as Ryouga and Ukyo, he was a marital artist too (at least they told him that) and he has a duty to comply.
"Ryouga am I a marital artist?" Shinji-chan shyly asked.
"Of course you are, you should be sure about it"
"In that case, we're going to Tokyo-3. I have something to do"
To be continued…