In Gilderoy's Room...
Gilderoy: Good afternoon, as you all know your new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher is...me! Please, please feel free to take photos, i will personaly autograph them for u
no one pays any attention to this last statemant and Lockheart frowns at the loss of photos
Ron spits a spit ball at Lockheart
Gilderoy: Now, who just did that?
Harry and Ron snicker a little bit
Gilderoy: I'll have you know that got in my very expensive wig...I mean...natural... hair, that I was born with!
Seamus:yawns Boooring!
Dean: Professor Quirrel's class was better!
Gilderoy: Yes, well Professor Quirrel isn't here any more, is he Jhonny?
Dean: My name is dean...
Gilderoy: Wha-checks the roll call Oh...whatever...ANYWAYZ, you must know now, that I am here to teach you about the darkest most fowlest creatures in the world. What your about to see may shock or even frighten you, but I must ask you not to scream, it might...provoke them!takes off the blanket covering a cage, revealing boggly eyed little...things
Seamus:laughing Cornish Pixies? Please, I use those now a days to mastur-
Gilderoy: You're laughing now, Mister Smith
Seamus: Uhh, it's Finnigan...
Gilderoy: Uhh...yes...whatever...but these pixies can be devilish little bastards. Let's see what you make of them!lets the pixies out
Ron:singing Who let the pixies out, who? who? who? who?
Harry:trying to dodge pixies Ron, now is NOT the time
Two pixies grab Neville by the ears, and hang him from the chandelier, light thingy
Neville: AAAAHHH! Please, get me down!
Hermione:has pixies pulling at her hair Help! Get them away!
Harry: Don't worry, I'll save you Hermione!comes swinging by on a vine yelling like Tarzan, until he accedently falls off, on top of Hermione. They both begin making out
Ron: Come on, you two! Let's get out of here!
Neville: What about me?
Ron, Harry and Hermione shoot out the door. The pixies circle Neville, licking their lips hungrily
Neville: Uhh...guys?