Lights go down and the crowd is cheering. Linkgirl walks into the middle of the ring.

Linkgirl: Hey! Where's my mic?

Yoshi hands Linkgirl a microphone.

Linkgirl: Thanks. Now, welcome to the Battle of the Princesses! In this fight there will be three princesses battling it out! No rules at all! Now walking in the red corner is the Princess of Hryule……Princess Zelda!!!!

Zelda walks into ring blowing a kiss to Link.

Zelda: Hey! Why is your name Linkgirl?

Linkgirl: Because! Now……

Zelda: Because why?! Are you trying to take my boyfriend?

Linkgirl: Ugh! No, now will you shut up and let me finish?!

Yoshi: Can she tell the princess to shut up?

Link: Dunno.

Linkgirl: In the blue corner we have the Princess from Mushroom Kingdom…..Princess Peach!!

Peach walks into the ring and puts her hands on her cheeks.

Peach: I'm the best!!

Zelda: You're retarded.

Peach: Why I oughtta…

Linkgirl: Both of you! Can't you wait until the bell rings?! In the yellow corner we have the Princess from the other side of Mushroom Kingdom…..Princess Daisy!!

Daisy walks into ring.

Daisy: Yeah Daisy's the winner!

Peach: No one has won yet ya fool!

Linkgirl is getting very annoyed.

Linkgirl: I guess I better start the fight.

Linkgirl then walks out of the ring and rings the bell.

Peach and Daisy then come charging at Zelda. Zelda quickly uses her magic and shoots a bright ball of light at the two Princesses.

Peach and Daisy: Ouch!!

Zelda: Hahahaha!!!

Daisy: I'm gonna kill this pointy-eared dork!

Zelda: In your dreams!

Peach then grabs a hammer like Mario used in Donkey Kong and charges towards Zelda.

Peach then smacks Zelda, sending her flying through the air.

Peach: Heh, heh, heh, ouch!!!

Peach is then knocked down.

Daisy: Now I have the last laugh. Ha….! Ow!

Daisy is knocked down. She looks up and sees Zelda.

Zelda: Hahaha!

Daisy is very mad and she then trips Zelda.

Zelda: Ooh! That's it, banana dress!!

Daisy: Who are you calling "banana dress?!" Miss pointy ear elf!

Zelda: I'd rather have pointy ears than have an ugly boyfriend like yours!

Daisy: Now you're bringing our boyfriends into this?!

Peach takes the advantage of Zelda and Daisy's argument that she hits the both of them with a hammer.

Daisy and Zelda: Whoa!

Daisy quickly pulls a mushroom from her pocket.

Zelda and Peach look in horror, as Daisy becomes ten times their size.

Zelda then uses Nayru's Love and puts a force field over her.

Daisy sees Zelda with the force field and decides to go after Peach instead.

Peach goes flying through the air and into a crowd of Hylians.

Peach: Wah! Hylians!!!!

Peach runs quickly back into the ring.

Daisy: Hey Peach, have you noticed that Link and Zelda ALWAYS use magic while fighting?

Peach: Yeah, but it's not against the rules.

Daisy: No, I'm saying that they are both too chicken to fight without it.

Zelda is now very offended. She then turns off her force field.

Zelda: Did you just call Link chicken?

Peach: Yeah, so.

Zelda: He's not chicken! I'd like to see your boyfriend fight like Link.

Peach: My boyfriend…

Daisy: You know, there really isn't a difference in any of our boyfriends. They're brave, they rescue us when we get kid-napped by a horrid beast.

Zelda: She's right.

Peach: Let's stop fighting and have some girl talk!

Zelda and Daisy: Yeah!!

Link: Typical females. They turned this fight into a female slumber party.

Yoshi: Yep.

Linkgirl walks into the ring.

Linkgirl: Well it looks like there's no winner. We have a draw! Until next time! Bu-bye!

Zelda, Peach, and Daisy continue talking until lights go out completely.





Author's note: Dumb right? LOL. I couldn't figure out an ending so I went with this.