Author's Note: I ummm forgot about this fic until I got a PM from a reader. Anyway, thanks to all the reviews and suggestions I have decided who will actually win in this chapter!

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Chapter III: It's On Now!

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Linkgirl: Ladies and gentle elves! It has been a couple years since our last battle! The princesses decided to go on vacation and- - - -

Mario: No you just forgot about this fic!

Linkgirl: . whacks Mario with golf club Anyway, the princesses have returned! We can just skip introduction right? Yeah, so, we got Zelda, Peach, and Daisy. Once again I will make items randomly appear. Okay, kick each others asses now!

DING! DING! DING!

Zelda: blinks She's gotten lazy. Not even a proper introduction!

Peach: I know….oh well. Nothing we can do 'bout it right?

Daisy: By the way, Zelda, have you gained some weight?

Zelda: N-No!

Peach: Oh, Daisy, you know it's hard to keep a figure after having a baby.

Peach then pointed into the Hylian crowd at Link holding a little baby elfling.

Peach: Such an ugly kid, eh, Daisy?

Zelda's face turned red: Oh it's on now!

Linkgirl smirked as she snapped her fingers making a little ice cube appear in the ring. Zelda dove for it. She grabbed it in her hand and threw it at Daisy. Daisy froze instantly. Peach pulled a vegetable from the floor and tossed it at Zelda. It hit her head and she fell over.

Yoshi: Umm how did a veggie knock down Zelda?

Luigi shrugged: Beats me.

Daisy broke out of the ice and glared at the princess that froze her. She was going to attack her until she saw she was on the floor dazed.

Daisy: What did you do to her?

Peach: Stunned her with my all cool super veggie of doooooooooom! Wanna see?

Daisy: Sure….uhh I mean! Ahhhh!

Daisy got hit with the super veggie of whatever and fell on the floor. At that same time Zelda came out of her daze and hit Peach with Din's Fire while her back was turned.

Peach: Hey! You ain't supposed to hit someone while their back is turned!

Zelda: Says who?

Peach: Says me! Yaaaah!

Peach pulled out a frying pan - where the hell does she got them from anyway?- and hit Zelda with it. She was knocked backwards, but not enough to cause her much damage.

Meanwhile Daisy came to and saw the two other princesses in their battle. Linkgirl made an umbrella appear in the ring. Daisy grabbed it and jumped high in the air. She glided down to where Zelda and Peach were and kicked them both as she descended upon them. They both fell sideways and the umbrella disappeared from Daisy's hand.

Daisy: Wasn't that item supposed to last longer?

Zelda hexed Daisy and pushed her into Peach. Peach kicked Daisy off her and pulled out another vegetable.

Daisy: No you don't!

She pulled out several daisies and threw them at the vegetable knocking it out of Peach's hand.

Luigi does a dorky dance in the audience: Go, Daisy! Go, Daisy! Go- - - yipes!

Link gave an innocent look as he put away the Goron's Hammer. He then winked at Zelda and went back to his seat. She smiled and blushed, but did not realize that a baseball bat appeared in the ring and Daisy grabbed it.

Daisy: Batter up!

She swung the bat and sent Zelda flying from the ring.

Everyone gasped. If Zelda hit the floor, it was game over!

Daisy: Home run! Huh!

Zelda used Farore's Wind and teleported back into the ring. Zelda kicked her hard sending her flying out of the ring. She hit the floor. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong ran up with a stretcher and put Daisy in it. It was now Zelda versus Peach.

The two princesses glared at each other. It was just the two of them now. Zelda smirked.

Zelda: I think your tampon is leaking.

Peach: Huh?

She looked down and Zelda quickly hexed the other princess sending her into the nets. She meant to send her out of the ring, but failed.

Peach got up and glared.

Peach: I ended my period last week!

Zelda rolled her eyes at Peach's stupidity.

A mushroom appeared and Peach was the one to snatch it first.

Yoshi: Holy crap.

Mario blinked: Yeah.

Peach ran at Zelda. Zelda continued running in different directions to avoid her.

Linkgirl: Here we go with the Mario Party scenario.

Peach failed to hit Zelda and shrunk back down to normal size. Zelda smirked again. She held out her hands hexing Peach again. She lifted her high in the air and swung around. She let go sending Peach flying out of the ring. The hit the floor flat on her face.

DING! DING! DING!

Linkgirl: Winner!

Linkgirl runs out into the ring and grabs Zelda's hand and held it up high.

Donkey and Diddy ran out and grabbed the unconscious Peach carrying her away.

Linkgirl: For the very first time we have a winner! Princess Zelda of Hyrule! Thank you everyone for participating! Thank you everyone for your suggestions and reviews!

Zelda: Thanks for voting me the winner! I don't think I could have handled losing to those two mushroom eating princesses!

Linkgirl: See y'all!