Chapter 13 - Sir Mikey Almighty Cool Guy 285th the Warg

The "heroes" finally arrived at the top of the Misty Mountains. It was a clear day and there was snow everywhere. Once they reached the top, Chelsi noticed that Lena was gone.

"Hey! Where's Lena been?" She asked looking around, a bit worried. Everyone else started looking around too, but Lena was nowhere in sight.

"Now, now, nobody panic!" Daniel said. "There is a logical explanation for this, I think..."

"Maybe she fell off the mountain!" Feliesha said, looking down a steep hill. There were bushes sticking out of the mountain as the rest was covered in snow.

"I don't think so." Anna said, unsheathing her sword. "We would have heard the scream."

"Do you think she ran away from us?" Nicole asked.

"I don't know." Aragorn said. "What I do know is that those two Dwarves left us, they left me a note."

"What's it say?" Julliet asked, grabbing a piece of paper from Aragorn's hand. She inspected it. "Those retards! They wrote in Dwarvish! Does anyone know Dwarvish?"

"I know a bit." Feliesha said. Julliet gave her the paper. "It says: Sorry, you didn't have any valuables so we just left. It was nice meeting you, maybe we'll rob you again sometime. Sincerely, Matt and Brandon." Everyone was quiet.

"HA! I told you people that they were thieves!" Jeremy said, proud that he was right. Everyone looked at Jeremy in awe. Soon, Nicole noticed something shaking in the bushes. She kept quiet because she thought nothing of it. But soon, it jumped out and attacked Daniel's face. It turned out to be a Warg.

"Aww! It's so cute!" Nicole observed, as Daniel screamed in agonizing pain. "Can I keep it?"

"Its killing one of your friends, and you want to keep it?" Legolas asked.

"Uh yeah! Than if Daniel ever bugs me again I'll sick it on him!" Nicole explained. "It's perfect!" So she went up and peeled the Warg off Daniel's face.

"That was an odd experience." Daniel moaned.

"Oh Daniel, stop complaining!" Nicole said. The little Warg innocently looked at Nicole. "Aww! You're so cute! I'm gonna teach you all the many facts of life."

"What's his name gonna be?" Iekika asked.

"Hmm... I don't know." Nicole responded.

"Hey Nicole, remember when we were kids and you had that gerbil that you trained to attack me and Jeremy? What was it's name...?" Daniel said.

"Oh yeah!" Jeremy said. "I remember him! I always used to try and eat his head!"

"It was Sir Mikey Almighty Cool Guy 284th!" Nicole said. "That's perfect! You're name is gonna be: Sir Mikey Almighty Cool Guy 285th the Warg!"

"What happened to the other 283?" Jessica asked Daniel in a hushed whisper.

"There was none." Daniel said. "We were all 284 years old when she bought the gerbil so he was named that."

"Oh." Jessica said. "Elves are weird." She whispered to Feliesha. Feliesha nodded in agreement.

"So can we continue now?" Legolas asked.

"FINE!" Julliet said. "I just want you to know that you have to STOP complaining ALL the time!" She demanded to him.

"You can tell whose the head of that couple." Anna whispered to Aragorn. He laughed. So they continued on their journey. Nicole had Sir Mikey walking beside her as they kept journeying through the mountains, in search for Lena, and mostly just to get out of there.