Authors Note Begins Here

Alright, this is my first fanfic ever. I planned a Truten fic but nothing could really develop so I decided I'd try this and then revive the Truten movement (We all loved Dragonball Z, even if it seems ages ago, and all us veteran Yaoi fangirls remember the DBZ pairings.)

Anyways, I now present to you Statement of Intent (Got the title from an IB assignment hee -.-), but before the SasuNaru, NejiGaara, KakaIru and who knows what else, I'd like to remind homophobes to not knock it till you try it (speaking from experience here won't mention what kind ;) ) and this fic will be as grammatically correct as my 17 year old self can make it with minimal spelling errors. So if you don't read it for the plot or Yaoi goodness, read it for the cake Goten makes awesome cake and he's my pet so he'll make it whenever I tell him to.

Alright, I'm getting as verbose as Hitler, and even if that mustache is so stupid it's kinda cool, I'll stop

Goten comes in with disclaimer

Oraday (that's me!): Goten, read the disclaimer

Goten: Oraday does not own NarutoTM , K. Masashi does

Author's Note Ends Here

One last thing, I promise Goten rolls eyes:

Reading directions:

Italics:Thoughts

Bold: Kyuubi in Naruto's head

Chapter 1: Contemplation

On a bright, sunny day in the peaceful village of Konoha, a blond youth was making his way towards Ichiraku's for breakfast; all the while loudly chanting-Yes, everything was very peaceful.

"RAMEN, RAMEN, I'm gonna get some RAMEN. RAMEN, RAMEN, I-oof"

Looming over the blond ninja was a very imposing figure. Man's greatest architecture could not compare to the great structure, to the physique of the figure. He was tall, sleek and bea-

"Watch where you're going, dobe"

"You should watch where you're going Sasuke-teme"

"Hn," scoffed the dark youth, "Come, I'll treat you to Ramen."

"Yay, RAMEN, RAMEN, I'm gonna get some RAMEN. RAMEN, RAMEN..." and so, conflict forgotten, Naruto continued his chant.

Everything was peaceful indeed. At least in Sasuke's mind it was. While walking towards the Ichiraku, Sasuke pondered the last few years since he came back to Konoha.

Its been three years and looking at him, the way he still acts, I still doubt it's real. I still doubt this dobe next to me defeated Orochimaru. If I hadn't been at the receiving end of that power just yesterday, I'd still believe this is a dream and that I'd wake up in that hell with that snake.

"Earth to Sasuke, this is Naruto speaking, can you hear meee?"

"Hn, I can hear and see you just fine dobe. Get your hand out of my face."

"Well you couldn't hear me before when I was saying your name over and over. I was practically screaming for you"

At Naruto's statement, Sasuke practically blushed but was able to maintain his composure. It had only started a couple of months ago, the urges to glomp the dobe along with those weird dreams. Sasuke understood the feelings behind it all, vaguely, but he didn't understand why the lusting was getting worse. He had always been ever to keep everything under control, though it was never this bad. As he heard Naruto order his miso ramen, Sasuke followed suit and placed his order while effectively pushing away thoughts of his reactions to the dobe away.

"Ne, Sasuke, did you hear Gaara was coming to visit?

"Yes dobe, what of it?"

"Stop calling me dobe. I just wanted to make sure, I only heard it in passing and since you know everything...
"Finally admitting it?"

"Shut up teme. I only meant you seem to know everything that goes on in the village. Anyways pause for ramen followed by slurps I haven't seen Gaara for awhile and I really wanna spar with him again. Plus, I wonder if I can get him to go to another strip club"

As Sasuke tried to process what his best friend had just told him, the wave of jealousy that came with hearing Naruto say he wanted to see Gaara was quickly superseded by something akin to rage at the fact his innocent little dobe had gone to a strip club.

I was the one who was supposed to devirginize his eyes, as well as the rest of him. I'll bet it was Gaara's idea. Lucky he's visiting Konoha, now I don't have to go to Sunaga to kill him. As for the dobe, I'll punish him later. For now, I'll have him explain so I know just how badly I have to torture Gaara before his painful death by my hands.

"Dobe. When did Gaara take you to a strip club."

"Huh? Gaara didn't take me, I took him. I had to get him piss drunk to do it too. Man, Neji was so pissed. His face looked pretty funny though, and Gaara's was even funnier."

"What are you talking about? What does Neji have to do with this?"

"I'll tell you after this bowl. Just not here, we have to go somewhere more private."

Private? Could this be it, the dobe is finally going to tell me he wants me to molest him! Pervert Sasuke squeals AN: What Sasuke isn't a pervert ;D. Or maybe he'll tell me he wants me to fuck him. Did I bring my lube with me Checks jounin vest pocket. Good I did.

Once Sasuke assured himself he had all the supplies necessary to ravish his Naruto, he began imagining all the things he would do for foreplay. Needless to say, he didn't notice the blond centimeters away from his face yelling as loud as he possibly could. He didn't notice until Naruto grabbed his wrist and dragged him off the stool.

"Dobe, what are you doing?"

"I'm trying to get you to wake up so we can go somewhere to talk"

"Fine dobe."

Sasuke stayed in his spot expecting Naruto to lead him towards where he wanted to go "to talk," but the blond remained immobile while looking at Sasuke expectantly.

"Augh, fine I'll pay even though you said you would," Naruto practically growled out

Sasuke finally got his bearings straight and realized Naruto was waiting for him to pay for the ramen like he'd promised.

"Dobe," Sasuke grabbed Naruto's money and handed it back to him while placing his own money on the counter.

"Teme, you've been acting weird and spacey all day. Once we sit down and I tell you about my trip to Sunaga, you're going to haveta tell me why you've been so weird."

"Fine, but I want the full story and you know you can't lie to me."

"Yeah, yeah. Alright teme."

During their little discussion, Naruto and Sasuke had been walking towards the same benches where Sakura had first declared Naruto was annoying and Sasuke had done the same to her (AN: Remember, ahh those were the days).

"Alright dobe. Speak"

End Chapter 1

So, how was that. I need the feedback to know if you guys like it. It's already played out in my head so I'm not doing this for myself, only, I do need to get out the whole story and its just a nice bonus that I get to share it with you. Review!

Oraday: Alright Goten, tell 'em

Goten with announcer voice like in DBZ On the next chapter of Statement of Intent, Naruto tells Sasuke what happened when he took Gaara to a strip club.

Okay, I guess that's it. There's a plot to this, I promise. I just gotta lay down the rudimentary stuff for now.