Chapter 24 - Confronting the Evil Wizards

Days after Nicole left, Daniel and his friends finally arrived at the tower of Orthanc. It seemed deserted.

"Do you think anyone's there?" Julliet asked. Legolas shrugged. Chantal took them up to the front door. They all jumped off. Julliet fell off and Legolas caught her. Jeremy knocked on the doors really hard with huge knockers on the door.

"What big knockers!" Legolas stated.

"Oh thank you!" Julliet said, blushing. Legolas looked at her.

"Uh . . . oops." He said under his breath. Soon, an old man came to the door. He was wearing a pink too too.

"Whatever you're selling, I'm not interested!" He said, then he slammed the door.

"Right." Daniel said.

"That was slightly disturbing." Jeremy stated. "Who was that? Do you know, Chantal?"

"Zat was ze Mr BIG SHOT, Saraman." Chantal said. "He zort of ownz ze place wit' Gandalf and Monsieur Pinkerton!"

"Oh." Jeremy stated. Then they all banged on the door again.

"I SAID I'M NOT INTERESTED!" Saraman said, yelling. Then he noticed Chantal. He took a step back, and gulped. "Uh. . . Never mind! I'll buy it, I'll buy it!"

"We're not here to sell you anything." Daniel stated. "We want our friends, Merry and Pippin back!" He said. "AND NOW!"

"NO! We're not finished with them yet!" Saraman yelled.

"EW!" Legolas yelled. "ALRIGHT! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! STAMPEED!" Just then, they all stormed the tower and searched frantically for the two Hobbits. Soon, they found them in this room sitting with Gandalf and Mr Pinkerton. They were drinking tea. Legolas picked them up and threw them out the window, where Chantal caught them.

"Well that was odd." Said Merry, as they sat on Chantal's bushy head.

"Indeed." Pippin replied. Then they shrugged and continued sipping their tea.

"YOU WRECKED OUT TEA PARTY!" Gandalf screamed, looking from the window to Legolas and his friends. He was so loud that the whole tower shook. Then, he started slowly walking towards Legolas and his friends. His eyes glowing with madness.

"Sheesh. Take a chill pill." Julliet said.

"THAT'S IT! NOBODY TALKS TO MY BITCH LIKE THAT EXCEPT ME!" Mr Pinkerrton yelled. Just then, Saraman walked into the room. He heard this, and covered his mouth.

"That's it." He squealed. "Pinkerton, we're through!" Then he went running out of the tower, crying.

"That's COMPLETELY unacceptable behaviour." Mr Pinkerton said storming over to the window. "I'm gonna need 30 seconds of silence!" He yelled out. In the distance, Saraman turned around. His beard and white hair flowing in the wind.

"No Pinkerton." He said. "No. No more silence. Not for you. Not for me! WE ARE THROUGH!" Then he ran over the fields, Gandalf chasing after him.

"GANDALF!" Pinkerton yelled. "WAIT! I HAD BIG PLANS FOR US! TOGETHER, WE WOULD MAKE THE WORLD A BIG SILENT ONE! JUST FOR THE TWO OF US!"

"No." Gandalf turned back. "It won't work out between us."

"We can make it work!"

"Well we probably could, but Saraman makes WAY better waffles in the morning." Gandalf replied. "So see ya!" Mr Pinkerton screamed, as his two lovers went away over the hill. Mr Pinkerton angrily turned away from the window, facing Daniel and his friends.

"YOU!" He screamed, pointing at them. "YOU WRECKED MY LIFE!" He charged at them. He was about to slash Legolas and Julliet with his staff, when Daniel shot him in the forehead.

"Die scumbag!" Daniel screamed. Then, Mr Pinkerton fell to the ground, with a stream of blood sliding down his face. Then, Legolas, Julliet, and Jeremy started kicking him towards the window. Jeremy lifted him up, and threw him out the window, and when he landed to the ground, Sir Mikey Almighty Kool Guy 285th came down and started eating him.

"Whose that?" Daniel asked, looking out the window.

"I think that's Sir Mikey Almighty Kool Guy 285th!" Jeremy stated. "I haven't seen him in a while!" So they watched Nicole's old pet eat away at the evil wizard, and then leave, probably never seeing him again.

"Good bye, Sir Mikey. We hardly knew ye!" Daniel said, as the Warg walked off into the silhouette of the sunset.

"The owner left, and so does the beast." Julliet said.