Guest: To be fair Duncan doesn't need to be around for a long time so I have no problem with this. Also at least Cody knows as much as Heather is a snake... he can't really trust Gwen and Courtney so this new alliance is off to a great start. Great chapter.
Me: Yeah. Since, according to Heather, "He's evil, manipulative, sketchy, and completely unpredictable."
He knew she was as mean as a snake since TDI. And he still likes Gwen. That hasn't changed.
Thanks!
SAMOTA: Okay, I liked this episode. I actually thought there would be toxic summer in that part of Cody with Sierra but it didn't, thanks for that. I ship Cody and Sierra but it's a pity they can't be a couple. Also, some parts are familiar to me, the Duncan Cody debt thing is somewhat familiar to me, but whatever good episode good writing.
Me: Nice! You're welcome. I didn't think that song would fit anyway. Yeah. Cody doesn't and didn't feel the same way. Not in the original or here. Huh. Weird. Maybe someone else did that and I unintentionally copied them. Thank you!
Cody Fanatic: Wait. Why does Cody owe Duncan? I think he actually owes Heather.
Anyway. Ouch Gwen, voting for your friend huh? Tsk tsk, I thought we knew you better.
Anyway, I guess Duncan's gone but hey, anything can happen. Also I feel you copied gman a bit with the Courtney fighting a bear scene. Though we DID write that story with him so… yeah you'll probably be fine. Just try not to be too much of a copycat in the future.
Me: Remember Cody yelling at Sierra? Who gave him the pep talk before he talked to her? Also, Cody was avoiding Sierra until he talked to Duncan.
I mean that's what I just thought on the island. Here, Courtney convinced her to. Also, Cody is the weakest member on the team.
Yeah. Uh... not really. I actually wrote that part, so I copied myself. :P
Forget that I didn't put Duncan's drop of shame. So gonna do that now.
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Duncan is frowning as he's crossing his arms as he waits to softly hit the ground.
Duncan: (Sigh) By far the worst season ever. How did I lose to that dweb? Well, at least it can't get any worse.
He then gets close to the ground, but he's suddenly upside down as his parachute is stuck to a lamp post at Paris. A mime walks up to him. They look at Duncan with wonder.
Duncan: Hi. I'm- wait. This is Paris, right? Let's see now. (Clears throat) Bonjour. Pensez-vous que vous pouvez me signaler?
The Mime looks at him confused.
Duncan: Oh! I mean, Aide-moi, salope!
The mime silently gasps and smirks.
Duncan: What's so funny?
He points at the mime and the mime mimics his actions.
Duncan: Stop coppying me and help me now! So help me I will destroy you!
The mime continues to mimic him, much to his annoyance.
Now for the next episode!
Chris: Previously on Total Drama World Tour... the competitors were exposed to a little culture as a field trip to the Louvre sent them scavenging for the world's most important works of art while someone... (chuckles) had them chased by a bear, a yeti, and a seriously ticked off seal. When someone... (chuckles) told Sierra that Cody had tried to vote her off, dude had to spend every French moment trying to get her head back in the game with some help from Duncan. Speaking of Duncan, a tiebreaker sent him and Cody to a fashion show. Thanks to Heather, Duncan was eliminated. In more shocking news, Team Pyro won again! But can they win again again? But now, it's time to dump the kids in yet another mystery location. Will they survive? Will the world survive them? Find out right here, right now on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Theme Song]
In economy, no one is happy. Especially Heather.
Heather: UGH! Back in loser class again! I hate this!
Cody: Could be worse. (Whispers) At least I'm still here, right?
Heather: (Force smile) Yeah! Wouldn't have it any other way!
(Confessionals: Heather and Courtney)
Heather: As annoying as he is, at least he's useful, but strategy wise, Courtney is the next to go. As much as I want weird goth girl gone, he'll never want to vote her off, but if the moment comes, I need to get his mind off of her. But how?
Courtney: I can't believe Duncan's gone! I know Gwen wouldn't have voted for him. She must still have a crush on him. Who wouldn't? But Chris said that it was a tie. (Gasp)
(Confessional: Off)
Courtney runs out of the confessional which surprises Alejandro who was about to go in. Intrigued, he silently followers her. Courtney runs to Gwen and whispers something in her ear. Gwen then walks away. Courtney then grabs Cody and runs off to meet with Gwen in a dark room. Alejandro puts his ear to the door.
Courtney: (To Cody) Why did you vote off Duncan?!
Gwen: Wait what?
Cody: I-I-I don't know what you're talking about!
Despite the room being pitch black and only seeing their eyes, Courtney grabs Cody's neck and puts him a chock hold.
Courtney: Wanna still deny it?!
Cody: (Gasping for breath) Uncle! Uncle! I admit it!
Courtney lets go of him.
Cody: I voted for Duncan because...
He then remembers who exactly he's in an alliance.
Cody: Because he kept bulling Harold. And I felt bad for Sierra.
Courtney: Oh? Then how come Sierra and Heather voted with you?!
Cody: H-h-how should I know!? I haven't talked to Sierra since shouting at her!
Courtney angrily glares at him then pushes him outside. He quickly runs away, not noticing Alejandro who walks away long with Courtney and Gwen soon after.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: That pathetic nerd-ling is a great liar. Seems like Heather has a alliance going. Hey. Better late than never. (Chuckles)
(Confessional: Off)
Being bored, Sierra looks out the window.
Sierra: Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean? Oh, no we're not. Why are we landing in the middle of the- oh, no we're not.
Courtney: FYI, I get sick on log flume rides, so if you don't want me barfing, break!
Chris: (over PA) Attention all Total Drama passengers, in accordance with emergency landing procedures, you will now be shown the nearest exit.
Chef then pushes the contestants outside which is in the middle of the ocean.
Chris: Hey there, you gowdy eingy shores. Ever been to sea?
Cody: What with the who now?
Sierra: (gasps) It must be Newfoundland! Chris is originally from (Newfoundland accent) Blow Me Down Highlands.
Chris: (accent) Aye. It's a funny homecoming for Buddy McLean. Canada's beautiful East Coast!
Sierra: Birthplace of Canada's beautiful-est host.
Chris: Aww, thanks. It's just a hop and a skip that-a-way.
He points in a direction which doesn't look like there's any land.
Chris: First part of the challenge. Swim over to your team's boat and start paddling. To keep this interesting, Pyro, since you're a team of two, your boat has been set up with an outboard motor.
Lindsay: Yes!
Courtney: Okay, listen up, Amazons! If we swim in a V formation, like geese, we'll be faster!
Heather: Fine. Any objections?
Gwen: Courtney is bossing us around and you don't have one?
Heather: Only to losing. Let's go, people.
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen: You know, Heather really shouldn't let her obvious crush on Alejandro get in the way of the game. Having a relationship with Trent really screwed things up for me last season.
(Confessional: Off)
Courtney: I'll take the point!
Heather: Okay, let's not get too crazy here. I've got point.
Courtney: Look, I'm a very experienced swimmer. I was a synchro captain. I coached minnows. I am a C.I.T.
Heather: More like a B.I.T.C.-
Gwen: Guys, let's get going.
They then swim to their boat with the Amazon symbol. Duo Pyro makes it to their motorboat first meaning they have an early lead. Team Tigers makes it to their boat next.
Alejandro: Excellent work, my little porpoises. Here, allow me.
Alejandro and Tyler help Owen on the boat.
Alejandro: Trent, the fishing net, if you please.
Alejandro gets the net ready as The Amazon's reach their boat.
Chris: Hi there, contestants. Ready to row, row, row your boats? The first two teams to get their dories to the shore will take part in the final challenge. Oh, and if you land some seafood along the way, you'll get a special reward. On your marks, get set... (boat horn honks) Now go!
Alejandro: (To Heather) See you on land!
Courtney: All right, guys. I'm a very experienced rower. A three-time cock swing and a C.I.T., so-
Gwen: Just go!
The team then decides on stations. Heather is lookout. Gwen and Sierra are on rowing duty. Cody is fishing and Courtney is the leader.
Courtney: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Up two and two! Faster!
For the Tigers, Tyler and Trent are rowing. Noah is lookout. Owen is fishing and Alejandro is leader. Owen then catches their first fish which is a lobster.
Owen: Does anybody have any butter?
Alejandro: Do not even think about it, friend.
Owen: Can I think about tartar sauce?
Alejandro glares at Owen who licks the lobster in response.
Chris: Who's gonna make it to the rock and who's going to the chopping block? (accent) Find out after the break there, b'y.
[Commercial Break]
For Pyro, DJ is fishing while Lindsay is steering. They have the easiest time as they're in first and have to do the least amount of work.
(Musical ding)
DJ: Oh, come on.
Chris: You know you're out if you don't sing, right?
DJ: I know. Please start the song.
The sing starts with Alejandro playing the accordion.
Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland
That rocky Eastern shore.
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor.
Cody: I can't get a thing to bite so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you.
For the win, work up a thirst.
Courtney: Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather and Lindsay: It's a sea shanty and it's darn catchy.
DJ: And hopefully catch some fishies.
Tyler: We're really working well together!
Noah: Don't get your hopes up, first! The Amazon's are on our tail-
Trent: Really working up a thirst.
Owen: Just drink the sea water.
Trent: Gross, Owen…
Gwen and Sierra: Trying our best Courtney, our arms are getting fried.
Heather: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Us about to crash!? Steer hard starboard side!
Lindsay: It's a sea shanty and it's darn catchy.
DJ: You can really catch me with a sea shanty!
The Tigers, besides Owen, and Duo Pyro groan that they had to sing. The Amazons are dodging ice floats trying not to recreate Titanic.
DJ: At least it's over. And we're still in the game.
Chris: Yes. Yes, you are. But maybe not for long. (accent) You might wanna take a wee gander over there, b'y.
Now it's Pyro's turn to dodge ice, but they make it out unshaved and reach land first.
Chris: In an out-of-nowhere come-from-behind finish, Team Pyro is first! Okay, everybody, it's time for the next leg. Since Team Amazon were the big losers, they're out. They'll have to clean the fish and the lobsters the other teams brought in. And... shuck all these giant clams!
The amazons groan at this news.
Courtney: Wait. We have to vote someone off again!?
Chris: Don't worry. In celebration of my home and native land, this is a reward challenge only. No elimination.
The Amazon's besides Heather, who is annoyed, sigh in relief. Realizing that they have more sea food, Alejandro reminds Chris on something.
Alejandro: I thought the team who brings in seafood gets a special reward.
Chris: You do. You get to watch Heather shuck clams. How's that for a special reward, huh?
Alejandro: Fair enough.
Heather: Grr...
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: If Chris wants to have a dumb party, he should just hire a caterer. Because I am not it. Perhaps I'll just have to add a few surprises to his clams.
(Confessional: Off)
The two remaining teams head inside a kitchen.
Chris: Welcome to my traditional Newfoundland kitchen party. In this part of the competition, it's Team Ferocious Tigers versus DJ in a screeching-in relay. Screeching in is a ceremony performed by the locals to welcome the newcomers. First, you have to swig a whole lot of apple cider.
Owen: Doesn't sound so bad.
Chris: Correction. That was supposed to be apple cider vinegar. It'll put hair on your chest. Owen and Trent each much finish a whole bottle. As soon as you do, you can tag Alejandro and Noah, who will then have to decipher a local Newfoundland saying spoken by my cousin, Jerd McLean!
Jerd: (heavy accent) How's the cotton there, b'y?
Chris: Then, Alejandro and Noah tag Tyler, who will have to kiss some cod. Like he means it. For Pyro, you guys decide on who does which relay.
Lindsay: I'll do the interpretation. I learned some Newfoundland sayings in school.
DJ: And you remember them?
Lindsay: Yep! We got this in the bag!
Chris: Let the screeching in begin!
The 3 then begin drinking the vinegar. Trent is having the hardest time while Owen finishes it pretty fast.
Owen: Not bad. Not bad at all. You got anything back there in a balsamic? Maybe a few chips on the side?
DJ finishes, but he begins chocking and coughing. He calms down as Trent finishes it but throws up afterwards.
Trent: Done!
Chris: Wow, didn't see that coming. Both teams move on to the interpretation part of the challenge. Ready? Take it away, Jerd.
Jerd: (heavy accent) Ring them in at the pumphouse.
Noah: Uh, are those even words?
Alejandro: Are you serious?
DJ: Man, that vinegar went right through me. I have to use the bathroom.
Chris: That's correct, but it's not your job, DJ.
Lindsay: I have to use the bathroom.
Chris: Correctamundo!
Alejandro: What!? That shouldn't count!
Chris: Jerd asked to use the washroom like a true Maritimer. Way to go, Lindsay.
DJ then takes a quick bathroom break, passing the Amazons who are chucking the clams.
Courtney: This sucks!
Cody: Could be worse. For once, our lives aren't in danger.
Gwen: That's true.
DJ then returns.
Chris: You can now move on to the third and final part. Yo, Chef!
Chef brings out a bucket of fish, picks one out and gives it to DJ.
Chris: All you gotta do is smooch the cod for the win. And remember DJ, like you mean it. (DJ shudders at the thought) Team Ferocious Tigers, you better get a move on. Jerd? Another saying, if you would, please.
Jerd: The worst thing you can have in your head is a nartoot.
Noah: Okay, I think he said something about Owen's butt.
Jerd: The kid's as smart as a bag of rocks, b'y.
Chris: Oh. (chuckles) I know. Alejandro? Any guesses?
Alejandro: The worst thing you can have in your head is... no teeth?
Chris: Bingo! And how true. Tyler, time to pucker up.
Tyler: I don't think I can do this. It's a fish.
DJ: I don't know if I can do this either.
Lindsay then hugs him in reassurance, much to DJ joy, but Tyler takes it a different way.
DJ: Aw, never mind that you're just the cutest thing in the world, aren't you?
(Confessionals: Noah and Tyler)
Noah: No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show.
Tyler: DJ, I know we're friends and all, but stay away from my Lindsay!
(Confessional: Off)
With determination his eyes, Tyler kisses the fish the same time as DJ.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: I think Noah's auntie is right to block this show. It's way out of control.
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Okay, we've seen enough! It's a tie! A draw! Ferocious Tigers and Duo Pyro are tied for a reward. A delicious clam and fish chowder supper.
The two winners cheer at this. A little later, the two teams are enjoying their food much to the frustration of the Amazon's. As Alejandro is enjoying his food, he finds-
Alejandro: Wait... is that...
Owen: My socks! That's where those went!
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro is furiously brushing his teeth trying to get the taste of Owen out of his mouth.
Alejandro: ¡Ese burro estúpido! (spits) ¡Tan malditamente incompetente!
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Wow. This was an uneventful episode. But don't worry! There will be drama next time! Find out here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
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Depicting events after the episode ends, Owen is seen back in the boathouse, digging through a large pot full of water. He finds several various items inside. First is a pair of underwear, which he suddenly eats.
Owen: Mm, chewy. Uh-huh.
Then, he finds an MP3 player.
Owen: Oh, I haven't seen one of those in quite a while.
It plays "Sea Shanty Mix."
Owen: Traditional Sea shanties? Oh, I'm gonna have to save that one for later.
Next, he finds a chicken hat, which he gleefully wears on his head.
Owen: Ha ha! A chicken hat? Sweet!
Then he pulls out Ezekiel, who is still in hiding. The two repeatedly scream in shock at each other back and forth for a while, before Owen grabs the lid of the pot and slams it onto Ezekiel's head.
Ok, not the best episode, but I promise you that it gets better. Trust me! I would even call it, "Night Fall!" Get ready because I will make sure it won't take this long for the next one!