Anime-boy: Yes another hilarious story featuring…

Crystal Inferno: ME!

AB-yah my sister. Anyways, this is a story of how the Naruto gangs…

CI: Ends up playing Seven Minutes in Heaven.

AB: And start totally making out!

CI: (in singing voice) THIS IS JUST A PROLOUGE!

AB: You stole that from the Panic! at the Disco!

CI: NO I DIDN'T!

AB: Whatever… Anyways here is the story…

DISCLAIMER(S): Hey if we owned Naruto we would be freaking rich and Sasuke would be really weak and a pussy! Sorry all Sasuke lovers… not.

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Prologue

It was a warm, pleasant day, perfect for sky-gazing (at least in Shikamaru's eyes.) Everyone was following Shikamaru's example and were laying with, heck even Garra's gang was there.

"This is freaking boring!" Naruto exclaimed, he looked over to Shikamaru (which, unsurprisingly, Ino was laying on top of him…) "Shikamaru how can you do all this day?"

"Shh! Shikamaru's asleep!" Ino yelled at Naruto, "Don't wake him up!" and she continued cuddling him like a teddy bear.

"Man, what we can do?" Kiba asked to no one in particular.

"I know! I have an idea!" Ino said happily.

All of them were in shock. "Oh my God! It's the sign of the apocalypse! Run for you lives!" They all started screaming and jumping up like a bunch of pansies.

"Get the newspaper, Ino finally thought about something other than boys!" yelled random person #1.

"Okay…" Ino sweat dropped, anime-style. "I was just going to say lets' play seven minutes in heaven!"

"Oh…stop the press, never mind," said random person #2.

"Seven minutes in Heaven! I've never played that game before! BELIEVE IT!" said (you guys probably know who that is…) "I can't wait to show off my mad skills!" (A/N: secretly, he has no clue how to play…)

"Um…I-I…g-guess we c-c-could play…" Hinata whispered, (Yeah, she doesn't know how to play either…)

They all agreed and started placing slips of paper into two wigs, one for the girls and one for the boys (the wigs came from Lee…which were surprisingly bowl-shaped hair-cuts…)

And so the game was to begin….

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Anime-Boy: Yeah, if you didn't find this funny…It's because it's the PROLOGUE for crying out loud!

Crystal Inferno: Yeah…who would've thought that Ino would think about playing seven minutes' in heaven…

AB: It's because she's a fucking slut…

CI: (comes out with a hammer, whacks him on the head.) How many times have a told you! No cussing!

AB: OW! God Dam- I mean darn it…

CI: Anyways, next chapter coming soon! Which is in like five minutes…