Anime-boy: This techinally the first chapter YAH!

Crystal Inferno: I really don't support this first pairing, but my brother did win the ruthless battle of rock/paper/scissors. So he got to pick.

AB- YES!

CI- So the first pairing is…

AB- You just find out for yourself…

CI- Onward!

Disclaimer(s)- If we own Naruto Shino would've been on Naruto's team, because we LOVE SHINO! (AB-mostly my sister though, I don't swing that way.)

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Chapter 1

Okay the unofficial matchmaker of Kohona (is that how you spell it?) Sakura was going to draw the names. She slowly reached into the girl's hat and pulled out a note from the shiny wig. She slowly opened the paper…

"GET ON WITH IT, WOMAN!" Kiba yelled, hoping it was Hinata's name and so he could be picked with her.

"The first one was…Hinata!" Sakura exclaimed, and people all around them cheered and clapped, and some were…cat-calling?

"Oh…m-me al-already?" Hinata asked but she slowly started walking towards the abandoned shack that they had randomly found near the hill.

"Alright, the boy who will 'accompany' her, is…" Sakura began to slowly pull out the piece of paper from the boy's wig…

It's going to me, it's going to me…thought Kiba, his mind going on overload. Oh if it was him, he would go in slowly, making her first kiss gentle, yet passionate, then they would make out continuously and Hinata would say, "Oh, Kiba…how could I ever see anything in Naruto? It's you that I desire…"

"The boy is…"

Oh it's me. She's going to say Kiba! We were made for one another, she has to say my name! It's so totally going to me…

"Naruto!" Sakura exclaimed yet again.

NOOOOOOOO! Kiba fell flat on his face and began screaming curses at the ground. However, Crystal inferno did not like that, and she took her handy-dandy hammer, and whack Kiba over the head.

"NO CUSSING!" she demanded

"Yes, miss co-author…" Kiba whined. Crystal Inferno happily went on her way.

Naruto then ran into the shack to catch up to Hinata, who was already in the shack. He opened the door, and Hinata was sitting on a bench, fidgeting with her fingers she looked up and gasped, "N-Naruto!"

"Yep, Hinata, it's a me Mario! I mean Naruto!" he said, in a rather Italian accent. Now time for him to show off his 'mad skills…'

"So, Hinata…do you know how to play this game?" Naruto asked, "I don't want to look like a complete moron, so if you know how to play, I'll be able to show off my wicked talent, because I'm going to be the Hokage and I need to be good at EVERYTHING!"

"Well…t-t-to te-tell y-y-you the truth…I do-don't k-know either, N-Naruto…" she whispered softly, he blush going to an extreme high…

"Well, I guess do you just want to talk?" Naruto asked, a little nervous.

"O-Okay…" she muttered and so the conversation began…

"So, Hinata are you afraid of me?" Naruto asked bluntly.

"What!" she exclaimed, to surprised to answer.

"It's just that…your always stuttering around me and you always seem ill. I just want to know if you're scarred of me because that way I can change…you know, for you…" Naruto explained, blushing a little.

He's so noble! She thought. Hinata smiled at him and said, "No, Naruto I'm not afraid of you, I just would like to get to know you better. I'm just shy around those I don't really know…I wouldn't want you change at all."

"Really? Oh my God, you didn't stutter, that's an improvement! Alright, so what you want to talk about?" Naruto asked and they talked for the rest of the three minutes they had…wow.

"ALRIGHT! TIME'S UP!" Sakura yelled at the shack, and Hinata and Naruto walked out happily both walking side by side one another, still continuing their conversation.

"So…what you guys do?" Sakura asked, giggling all around, while her Inner self was screaming: Damn you, Hinata! I wanted Naruto's first kiss! (CI: You all know she secretly has a crush on him! All of you do! AB: I don't…)

"Oh…nothing…" Hinata and Naruto said, both blushing at one another.

They kissed! I know they did! I wanted her kiss! Kiba cried like a little baby inside.

"Alright, Hinata put your slip back in. All the girls go twice since there's five girls and ten guys," Sakura explained, and Hinata placed hers back in the girl's wig.

"Alright, on with the second pairing!"

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Preview!

"Alright, so it's Rock Lee and…SASUKE!" Sakura yelled in utter shock. She fell to floor, as did everyone else. "Who the hell did this!"

Sasuke slowly turned his head toward Naruto, "I'm going to kill you…"

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Anime Boy: This probably the only preview you get because we don't want to give away everything.

Kiba: I wanted Hinata…

Crystal Inferno: Shut-up you pansy!

AB: Naruto/Hinata forever!

CI: No Shino/Hinata, or Kiba/Hinata!

AB: They don't have a chance…oh right will just end it here before we bore you to death with our ranting. Say it Garra!

Garra: Review…OR PERISH!