Anime-boy: Alright we haven't been here a while…

Crystal Inferno: Because of my lame brother who didn't want to update…

AB- No you said you wanted to write your other stories.

CI- No I didn't! I wanted to write it, but you wanted to just go on your stupid myspace.

AB- Oh ya! You want to have a sword fight!

CI- Bring IT ON!

AB- read this chapter while I demolish my sis.

Disclaimer- We don't own Naruto, if we did Naruto would be really smart! 

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Questions were overrunning Naruto and Hinata from everyone (including Garra, WTF?)

"Well, all we did was talk…" Hinata blushed, trying to get out of the predicament.

"Yeah, and then I got her out of stuttering, and then we talked about ramen, and then we…" Naruto just kept going on, and on, like a broken record. He kind of reminds you of the energizer bunny. Only, he doesn't need batteries.

"Alright, everyone!" Sakura yelled at the noisy crowd. At the Hokage's trainee, she received full on respect, and that was pretty cool. "Here's the second pairing!" They all looked at her with anticipation, all wanting to be chosen with their dream girl (or guy!)

"First, the boy is…Lee!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Yes! The power of Youth has chosen me with this utmost honor! I pray to the youth to guide me to have a worthy, spirited young lass that will give me the passion of youth that I rightfully and youthfully deserve!" Lee youthfully (I mean, passionately) stated. All of them had this face on: -- besides Naruto who had this face: Oo because he's an idiot.

"Okay…" Sakura drawled, "Alright, so it's Rock Lee and…SASUKE!" Sakura yelled in utter shock. She fell to floor, as did everyone else. "Who the hell did this!"

Sasuke slowly turned his head toward Naruto, "I'm going to kill you…"

"Actually…" a voice from up above said, and Sasuke looked up to see two figures, fighting with a saber and numb chucks, "…that was us."

"What do you mean? Who are you!" Sasuke demanded, trying to find out who these culprits were.

"We're the authors…and we control your life and everything you do. Like if wanted you to dance like a monkey, we would write so." One of them said.

"Oh yeah! Try me!" Sasuke yelled once again.

"Okay!" the other exclaimed, and suddenly, Sasuke started dancing like a monkey, his arms flailing, scratching his head, and jumping as high as fifty feet.

"Pick your butt monkey!" One of them roared, and the "monkey" did so, trying his hardest not to. But he couldn't, because he wasn't in control.

Sasuke stopped. He looked at the sky confusingly, and noticed the two figures were now gone. He turned around and noticed everyone looking at him with a retarded stare like this: -O…

"What? You didn't see them?" sasuke asked. All of them just slowly and sadly shook their heads.

So, after some debating, everyone agreed Sasuke was crazy, and due to the rules, Sasuke and Lee HAD to go into the shack.

Lee wasn't really excited about this either and dragged himself to the old cabin. Sasuke had to be pushed into the cabin with Lee. For a minute they just stared at each other, then Lee broke the silence and said, "Want to just sit here…" Sasuke agreed, but that idea was thrown out of the window when Gai came.

Gai busted down the back door and yelled, "BUT LEE YOU HAVE TO KISS HIM! IT IS THE RULES! IF YOU DO THIS YOU WILL HAVE ENTERNAL FLAMES OF YOUTH!" Lee just stood there with his eyes wide opened starting at Sasuke.

"I SHALL DO IT FOR YOU GAI SENSEI!" exclaimed Lee.

"NO!" yelled Sasuke.

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

And together Lee hugged Gai with the sunset behind them and you know the rest.

"To start of the moment I will sing a song!" exclaimed Lee

"W-What song?" stuttered Sasuke hoping it wasn't the one he was thinking about.

"This! I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME! LETS MAKE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY!" Lee continued this extremely off key, cruddy piece of crap, while Sasuke was covering his ears and cried for his mommy, but realized she was dead and cried even more.

When the song finally finish Gai said, "Lee, that was beautiful! Now go claim your passion of youth with his lips!" Lee leaned over and kept getting closer every second till, "TIMES UP!", but that made Lee jump into Sasuke's lips. It was passionate, tender, gentle… WAIT A MINUTE! No it wasn't! It was the most disgusting, gross thing you could ever imagine!

Sasuke just crawled out of the house with his tongue rubbing off the ground, trying to get the kiss off of him. From afar he looked like a madman eating dirt. And Lee just came prancing out of the house saying something about my flames of youth our stronger than ever.

Sakura and Ino just stood there looking at the two. Sakura finally broke the silence and asked, "You don't think Lee actually kissed sasuke in there do you?" "I hope not." Said Ino, but before they could say anything else Lee came in and yelled excitingly, "I HAVED KISSED SASUKE TO MAKE MY FLAMES OF YOUTH STRONGER! WILL ANYONE ELSE LIKE ME TO KISS THEM SO I CAN GET MY FLAMES OF YOUTH STRONGER!" Everyone slowly backed away from Lee and started to cover their lips from Lee's view. "Hey where did everyone lips go?" asked Lee. Everyone just sweat dropped anime style.

"Okay since they were boys we won't count that one against them, but if it happens again lets just skip it." Said Sakura. Everyone agreed especially Sasuke. "The next one is…" started Sakura.

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