[Fade in to Gloria lying down on the ground unconcious after the events of last night. A few birds circle around her and one lands around her and starts squawking at her.]
The very next morning, after the events of the human invasion. Gloria wakes to find herself alone in the woods. Normally, she was okay with this. But this time, she couldn't go home...
[Gloria wakes up]
Gloria: Wha... Hmm.. Huh?! [Notices the seagulls in front of her] Hey!
Seagull #1: Aw, man. She's not dead.
Gloria: Of course I'm not dead! Do I look dead to you?!
Seagull #1: Sorry, love. Uh, we can stay if you like.
Gloria: Uh, I'll keep you posted.
Seagull #1: Sorry, pete! False alarm.
[The seagulls fly away. Gloria looks around and sees that no one was around]
Gloria: What? Where is... [She gasps as she remebers that the interns drove off with her home and her parents] Mom! Dad! My home! Those humans! [Gloria flew frantically through the forest in the direction the interns took everything] Me and my big mouth! Here I thought that humans are not all bad. And then one day they take everything I love! Well, that's a mistake I'll never make again. I gotta find those humans, get all of Balsa back, and save my dad! [She then makes it to the front of the island and sees the humans setting up for a TV show. The host of the show was holding a jar of fairies who are calling for help]
?: [laughs] Aren't you feisty little ones. Feisty little ones who are going to make me rich!
[Gloria gasps as she continued to spy on the humans]
Cameraman: Chris Maclean. We're on in 3... 2... [Chris puts away the jar and gets ready for action] ...1
Chris: Yo! We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now!
Gloria: Tel-le-vi-son?
Chris: Here's the deal. Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, [laughs] and leave Total Drama Island for good. [Chris is then seen at the campfire setup] Their fate will be decided here. At the dramatic campfire ceremony, where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. [Picks up a marshmallow and eats it] In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. Not to mention a magical surprise beyond their wildest dreams. But seriously, their gonna blow that too.
Gloria: [gasps] The fairy tree!
Chris: To survive, they'll have to battle… [Cut to a scene of a bear swatting a swarm of black flies] Black flies, grizzly bears… [bear growls, scene changes to a plate of grubs with a big one with a goatee] Disgusting camp food…
Grub: Hey now.
Chris: And each other. [Cameras are seen all round the island] Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp.
[Gloria sees a camera behind her and hides]
Chris: Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on Total. Drama. Island!
Cameraman: And cut! We go back in 5 minutes!
Chris: Alright! [Grabs the jar of fairies] Let's get to work!
[Chris and two interns went off into the woods with the fairies as Gloria follows him. He begins to shake the jar releasing all of thier fairydust into the trees, animals, and other flora, magically altering them. Chris laughs as Gloria flew closer to the jar. Chris sets the jar down. Chris looked at the animals that were affected by the fairydust. A squirrel was roaring like a lion, a goose was running like a roadrunner, and the raccoons were piling up together to form some kind giant robot]
Chris: [laughs] This is awesome! With all this magic spicing up the game people will be glued to the screen to watch my show! [As Chris was monologuing, Gloria finally gets to the jar, and the captured fairies rejoiced to see the princess]
Male Fairy #1: Princess Gloria! Oh, thank goodness!
Gloria: Shh! Keep it down! [Gloria flies up to the lid and tries to open it in her tiny size; grunts] Man, it's hard to open in a small size. [She finally manages to open the jar but one intern spots her and grabs her]
Intern #1: Hey, looks like we missed one.
Intern #2: Well, put it in! If Chris finds out were slacking, we'll get toilet scrubbing duty for sure!
[The intern put Gloria inside the jar]
Gloria: This isn't good...
Cameraman: Mr. Maclean, we go back on the air in 2 minutes.
Chris: [slicks his hair] My public awaits. [Goes off to the dock] Put the jar in my trailer. And don't touch anything! [As he leaves, the interns go on to Chris' trailer and places the jar on his desk]
[As they leave Gloria tries to escape the jar]
Gloria: Ugh! What kind of glass prison is this!?
Male Fairy: There's no way out man! We're doomed I tell you! Doomed! [Gloria smacks the panicking fairy]
Gloria: Snap out if it! We'll find a way out! Just like my dad always said: "There is always another way". [Gloria looks over to the ledge and gets an idea] Everyone! Push this way! [Gloria and the two fairies begin to push the jar closer and closer to the ledge until they finally get to the end] One more push! [The jar soon fell and smash into the ground, relasing the fairies]
Fairies: Thank you, Princess Gloria!
Gloria: Shh! Thank me quieter! Now hurry! Go! [The two fairies fly away and Gloria flies with them until she froze in terror as she saw four fairies mounted on the wall] Oh my goodness! L-L-Look at all those poor people! Look at their frozen faces they don't know what hit them! And now their all gone... [kneels down and mourns] Oh, those monsters. [One fairy starts to move and puts her hand over Gloria's mouth]
Female Fairy #1: Shh! Quit blowing my cover!
Gloria: [gasps] You're alive!
Female Fairy #1: Shhhhhh! Yeah I'm alive! But I won't be for long if you don't keep quiet!
Gloria: Sorry.
Female Fairy #1: No problem. So, the humans captured you too huh?
Gloria: Woah! Okay, first off I didn't get captured. I was simpily... uh... going undercover...?
Female Fairy #1: No need to be ashamed, girl. We we're about to break out. [snaps her finger and she and her friends leap out of the wall] Problem is there aren't enough of us to open the window.
Gloria: Can't you guys just change size and open it?
Female Fairy #1: Unless we want to be noticed by the humans, I don't think so! Besides, George here is a klutz in his giant form.
George: [laughs] It's true!
Gloria: Well, I guess I can help.
Female Fairy #1: Great! Alright everyone! Like we practice! [The other fairies began to form a human chain and the main female fairy grabs a hold of the latch then Gloria flies up to the bottom of the chain and starts pulling on George's legs and pulls with her might]
Gloria: Eeeeeeerrggghhh!
Female Fairy #1: That's it! Just a little more! [After that, the fairies manage to open the window. The fairies cheered as they fly out] Great job, girl! We've never been able to pull it off twenty times before.
Gloria: Well, first off, your welcome. Second, now that I helped you guys maybe you can help me save my home.
Male Fairy: Wait a minute. You have a home?
Gloria: Yeah, don't you guys have one? [They all looked down and sadness and then she gasped realizing that she might have hurt their feelings] Oh, goodness! I am so sorry! I didn't-
Female Fairy #1: That's okay, girl. We're not used to homes around here. We've been pretty much living on our own out here.
Gloria: In this forest? But I've been here thousands of times before. How come I never see you guys?
Male Fairy: We tend to hide ourselves very well. You never know when humans will claim their territory here.
Female Fairy #1: And we've never would've guessed that they chose today to invade and suck us all up and use us for our precious magic!
Gloria: Well, If you help me save my people, you'll be happy to live with us.
Female Fairy #2: Live in a real home?
Male Fairy: You'd really do that for us?
Gloria: You bet I would! I was raised to always be kind to strangers. And there's really no one stranger than you guys.
Monica: You ain't half bad kid. Name's Monica. [Shakes Gloria's hand. Points to George, a fat, green-skinned fairy with a shaggy beard] You've already met George.
George: Hey. [Monica points to a blue skinned, shirtless fairy with a leaf beanie]
Monica: That's Zack.
Zack: 'Sup. [Monica points to a small purple fairy child with big glasses]
Monica: And this little kiddie here is Addison. She's the brains of our operation.
Addison: Salutations.
Gloria: Ooh. Smart talk.
Monica: What about you? What's your name?
Gloria: [Curtsies] I am Princess Gloria of Balsa.
Monica: Gloria? Man, what kind of name is Gloria?
Gloria: What's wrong with it?
Monica: Well, no princess I know would have a name like that. It sounds weird. If you're gonna hang with us you need a new name.
Zack: How about Gwendolyn?
Monica: Nah.
Addison: Gladys?
Monica: That's an old lady's name!
George: How about George?
Monica: That's your name, stupid!
George: Oh, right.
Monica: Hmm... [gets an idea] I got it! Glenda!
Gloria: Glenda?
Monica: Now that's a name of a princess!
Gloria: Uh, okay?
[The fairies then reach to the middle of the campfire pit]
Zack: Shh! [They all stop] Look! [They all see Chris Maclean and 22 other teenagers] Humans! [They all hide in the bushes and spied on the humans]
Chris: This… is camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabinmates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!
Duncan: 'Scuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her.
Heather: They're not co-ed, are they?
Chris: No. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes, get the other.
Lindsay: Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?
Chris: Okay, you are. But that's not really how it works here, and it's Chris.
Katie: I have to live with Sadie or I'll die! [Holds hands with Sadie]
Sadie: And I'll break out in hives! It's true.
Gwen: This cannot be happening. [Owen hugs Gwen and Tyler]
Owen: Aww, c'mon guys! It'll be fun! It's like a big sleepover!
Tyler: At least you don't have to sleep next to him.
[They both look at Duncan who is giving a deer a noogie]
Gloria: [gasps] That poor deer!
Addison: Fascinating! I've never been able to study humans up close before! So far I've been able to discover that they are capable of friendly, clingy, and agressive behavior patterns!
Monica: So, Glenda. Know anything about what happened to your home?
Gloria: All I remember was three humans snatching up the tree with some kind of giant metal dinosaur! With one huge claw and a huge back full of dirt! [The fairy gang gasps]
Zack: They can tame dinosaurs?!
Gloria: And they used this giant thing with a huge long nose that sucked everyone up!
Addison: So they used complex contraptions...
Zack: And dinosaurs!
Addison: To extract your fairy bretheren from your home?
Gloria: And that's not all! I overheard that MacClean guy has plans to use our magic to alter everything on the island! It's all part of something called "reality television".
Monica, Zack, George, and Addison: "Te-le-vi-son"?
Gloria: I know, right! It sounds crazy!
George: So what's the plan, Glenda?
Gloria: I don't know! All I know is those humans have my home and I've got to find it! But how am I supposed to do it? It's not like I can go in there and talk to them. [Monica gets an idea]
Monica: Maybe you can!
Gloria: Huh?
Monica: Glenda! You can go in posing as a human, gain their trust, and win this contest!
Gloria: Me? As a human? But I can't-
Zack: Yeah! You have size powers don't you?
Gloria: All of us fairies do. But I don't think I can-
Monica: Listen, Glenda. You wanna save your home, don't you?
Gloria: Yeah?
Monica: You wanna take it to those humans, right?
Gloria: Right...
Monica: You want to save your precious island and all your animal pals, right?
Gloria: Yeah.
Monica: Then you know what to do. [They all gave Gloria determined looks]
Gloria: [sighs] Okay, let's do this.
[The outside fairies cheered and grabbed Gloria and took her into the forest. Later, Monica and her crew we sitting on the log waiting for Gloria]
Monica: Yo, Glenda! You ready?
Gloria: [offscreen] Just a minute! [She walks out and is seen in human size, which is giant size for a fairy] What do you think? [The outside fairies gave her unapproving looks] What? Is there something wrong?
Monica: Well, the humans are bound to notice a few things... [Three of the outsiders flew over to Gloria]
Addison: Your wings for one.
[Zack points outher pointy ears]
Zack: And your ears are too pointy.
Gloria: Don't humans have pointy ears?
Zack: No. Their ears are too dull.
George: And I don't want to be a fashion critic. But that flower skirt is a dead giveway of you being in nature for years.
Gloria: [offended] I thought you guys were helping me not criticizing me!
Monica: Relax, girl. We are helping you. You just need a little wardrobe change.
[Monica snaps her finger and the outsiders got to work on Gloria's disguise. George and Zack fly into one the interns trailers and find a pink t shirt and purple pants, they snatch them and fly away as the female intern was finished her shower]
Female Intern: What?
[Back with Gloria]
Addison: We need something to cover up those wings... [Addison got an idea and grabbed a big piece of bark from a neaby tree and makes it into a vest] This will provide you with all the cover and comfort you need. Plus it looks quite fashionable.
Gloria: Oh, wow. I...
[George and Zack return with a pink t-shirt and purple pants]
George: We got the clothes!
Zack: Yeah, it was just sitting there in the corner. No one else was using them!
[Meanwhile the female intern was still walking outside her trailer wearing only her towel]
Female Intern: WHERE THE HECK ARE MY CLOTHES!?
[Back with the fairies]
Monica: Great, now let's get to work!
[The fairies cover Gloria in a curtain and then starts to put one the disguise. She used the vest to cover her wings, then she puts on the shirt and pulls up the pants. She then came out almost looking human.]
Monica: And now, the final touch. [She pulls out two acorn shells painted purple and puts it over Gloria's ears] Done!
Gloria: How do I look? [Addison flies over with a mirror and Gloria looks at herself] Wow! I look good! [The fairies peek at the humans from the bushes]
Monica: Alright! Now remember: talk like a human, walk like a human, act like a human.
Gloria: Right! Uh... How do I do that?
Monica: I believe in learning on the job. [Pushes Gloria into the humans] Good luck!
[Gloria stumbled into the campfire pit fell. Everyone began to notice]
Gloria: Uh... hi.
Heather: Who is she?
Gloria: I am Gloria. I wanted to join this te-le-vi-son show. I've always wanted to stay in a re-sort... [Chris took a good look at Gloria]
Chris: Hmmm. I don't remember you signing up for this show...
Gloria: Uh... It was a last minute entry?
Chris: Mmm... Not buying it. Interns! Escort this girl on the nearest boat outta here. [The interns and Chad grab Gloria and took her to the dock]
Gloria: Wait! I...
Monica: Oh no!
George: She's dying out there!
Monica: Man! If that guy wasn't so full of himself... [gasps and gets and idea] That's it! [Flies over to Gloria's ear and whispers something to her]
Gloria: I'm a big fan of you? [Chris signals the interns to stop and goes up to Gloria]
Chris: What was that? [Monica whispers to Gloria again]
Gloria: Uh, yes! I have heard of the great Chris Maclean. The greatest "tee-vee" host of all time?
Chris: [intrigued] Go on...
Gloria: [Monica whispers to her again] Um, you're so talented and handsome. And I know that you would want me in your show because I can create so much, drama.
Chris: [Raises his eyebrow] Hm?
Gloria: [Monica whispers to Gloria again] I have come from a huge family and it gets frustrating, always fighting, never sharing, I've always been a middle child and always got picked on... So you can imagine all the frustrations i have to go through every day of my life...
[Owen was so moved by Gloria's lie that he runs over and gives her a crushing hug]
Owen: Come here! [Gloria felt suffocated by Owen's hug]
Gloria: Can't breathe...
Chris: Hmm... big fan, plus sibling rivalry, equals more drama, equals... [stars form in Chris' eyes then he pushes Owen out of the way] Okay, Gloria. After careful consideration, I have decided to let you participate.
Gloria: Yes!
Chris: You can bunk with the gophers. [Points to the gophers team as Gloria walks up to them]
Gloria: But they don't look like gophers.
Chris: [laughs] You're gonna fit in nicely.
Heather: So you're just gonna let this random girl in this show?
Chris: Hey, sibling rivalries equal ratings.
Owen: Bring it in, new friend! [Owen happily hugs Gloria again]
Gloria: Help! He's crushing me! [Monica gives her a thumbs up and flies back to her friends. Gloria gets off Owen.] So, now that we happily got to know each other. Where's that magical surprise you mentioned?
Chris: Ah bup bup! That's only awarded to the winner of TDI. [Gloria frowns] Now then, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition. [confessional] You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest.
Gwen: [confessional] Um… Okay. So far this sucks.
[Lindsay was in the confessional and was facing the wrong way]
Lindsay: [confessional] I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?
[Gloria was next in the confessional. She was up really close to the camera since she doesn't know how they work.]
Gloria: [confessional] I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this...
[Then a loon was in the confessional doing makeup, then stopped once it saw the camera]
Owen: [confessional] Hey, everyone. Check this out. I have something very important to say. [farts then laughs]
[Cuts back to the campers]
Chris: All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabins. Bass, you're in the west.
[They open the door and find bunk beds inside]
Heather: Bunk beds? Isn't this a little… Summer camp?
Gwen: That's the idea, genius.
Heather: Ugh. Shut up, weird goth girl.
Gloria: Hey, cut her some slack. I think the beds are a nice touch. We can sleep under each other. Well, from a reasonable distance, not that we'll actually sleep under each other because that would be weird...
Heather: No one asked your opinion, Genda!
Gloria: It's Gloria.
Heather: [smirks] Yeah, like that's any better.
[Gloria glares at Heather]
Gloria: [to herself] I guess humans never heard of manners...
Cody: [Enters the girls cabin] I don't know. I think this girl's right. She's smart.
Gloria: Aw, why thank you.
Gwen: [To Cody] Shouldn't you be on the boys' side?
[Cody grins sheepishly before Gwen kicks him out of the cabin]
Lindsay: Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron.
Chris: There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way.
Lindsay: Communal bathrooms? But I'm not Catholic.
Chris: Not communion. Communal.
Gwen: It means we shower together. Idiot.
[Lindsay's eyes widened in shock]
Lindsay: [whining] Aww, d– no! C'mon!
Owen: I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys! Know what I mean? [chuckles, beat] I mean, no! I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks! [laughs] I just don't want to sleep near them! [Smacks his forehead] Ahh, Dah, I mean…
[Meanwhile, Gloria looks at her teamates]
Gloria: [To herself] Okay, Gloria. It's important to make a good impression. [Walks over to Gwen] Hey, there. Guess we're gonna be teammates, huh?
Gwen: Guess so...
Gloria: Aren't you at least a bit happy? I mean we get to spend eight weeks in the great outdoors!
Gwen: Instead of relaxing in a summer resort! Aren't you mad that Chris tricked us!
Gloria: I try to make the best out of a bad situation. Plus I... spend most of my time outside.
Gwen: Whatever... [Walks away]
Gloria: [sighs] This is not gonna be easy... [Just then she heard Lindsay shriek] Huh?
[Everyone looked inside the girls' cabin and saw Lindsay incredibly frightened by a cockroach]
Leshawna: Ooh man, that white girl can scream.
Lindsay: What is it? Kill it! Kill it! [The cockroach skittered over to DJ's direction scaring him]
DJ: AAAAHHH! [He jumps into a bed bunk, breaking it]
Gwen: That was my bed.
[The cockroach continue to scatter all over the cabin making everyone scream and try to kill it]
Cockroach: Help me.
[Just then Duncan came in wielding an axe and swings it down at the roach, killing it]
Gwen: Well, that's one way to kill a cockroach.
Harold: Awesome.
Gloria: Don't you think it was a little harsh?
Duncan: Calm down, toots. It's only a cockroach.
Tyler: If you ever see one of those again, just let me know, 'kay? 'Cause… [inhales] Y'know… I can do that too. [Lindsay looks at the jock and giggles]
Duncan: Psh. They always go for the jocks.
[At Lunch Time, Gloria and the contestants were gathered at the mess hall]
Chef: Listen up! I serve it three times a day And you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now!
Beth: Excuse me. Will we be getting all the major food groups? [Chef begins to dump a red substance onto a bun on Beth's plate]
Harold: Yeah. 'Cause I get hypoglycemic real bad If I don't get enough sugar.
Chef: You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up! [Harold runs away just as Gloria was about to take her turn. Chef slams the red substance onto her plate. She was disgusted by the food] YOU GOT A PROBLEM MISSY?!
Gloria: [frightened] Uh... no sir!
Chef: Good!
[Gloria walked over to a table next to her team while a sloppy joe slithers past her]
Gloria: Ugh... [She then sits down with her teammates] Hey, guys.
Heather: Hey it's that weird purple girl again.
Gloria: My name is Gloria. And you shouldn't be acting like this. We're supposed to be teammates. Working together. Making friends.
Heather: We're not here to make friends Gloria. I'm here to win.
Gloria: Really? Just to win? Is that what matters to you? [Heather ignored her; she sighs]
[Chris enters]
Chris: Welcome to the main lodge.
Geoff: Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza? [Chef throws a cleaver across the room and into the wall] Whoa! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool! Ha, ha. Right, guys?
Chris: Your first challenge begins… In one hour!
Gloria: Challenge? What challenge?
Katie: What do you think they'll make us do?
DJ: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?
[Cut to the contestants and Gloria on top of a steep cliff]
DJ: Oh [bleep]...