[The chapter begins where everyone left off, on top of a really high cliff]
Chris: Okay, today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this one-thousand-foot high cliff, into the lake.
Gloria: This doesn't look too bad.
Bridgette: Yeah, piece of cake.
Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider part area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, haha, man-eating sharks. [They look down and see the landing point surrounded by sharks] Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area. Which, we're pretty sure, is shark free.
Leshawna: Ex-cuse me?
Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually…survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. [Points to a pile of crates at the beach] Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see. Killer Bass, you're up first.
Gloria: Wait, sharks? I'm not sure if that's safe.
Owen: Hey, don't sweat it guys! I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunt first, to make sure it's survivable.
[Flashback when Chris, Chef, and Chad were first on the cliff]
Chris: We need to test the stunts first, you know that.
Chef: Do we look like interns?
Chad: Yeah, no way I'm going down there.
Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. Come on, just jump it you big chickens. Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk!
Chef: I don't get paid enough for this, man.
Chad: I don't get paid at all!
[Chef and Chad jump off the cliff and dive into the lake]
Chef: Hey! We made it!
Chad: Chef! Quit nibbling on my foot!
Chef: It wasn't me! And quit brushin' my toes!
Chad: I wasn't brushing your dang toes!
Chef: Then who- [They look down and see sharks below them]
Chad: Oh dear...
[They both run away from the shark chasing them]
Chris: Well, that seems safe enough.
[flashback ends]
Gloria: Well, if it was tested I guess it's safe. Besides it's not like those sharks will touch me...
Owen: What was that?
Gloria: Nothing.
Gwen: I take it you wanna go first?
Gloria: Gah! Uh, no thanks...
[While the Killer Bass was taking their turn, Gloria was thinking over her plan]
Gloria: [Thoughts] If I fly down there everyone will know I'm not really human. But I can't let these guys down. Maybe I can do it without them looking...
[After the Bass' turn]
Chris: Okay. So that's nine jumpers and two chickens. Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull-cart to put your crates on.
Trent: Nice! Okay, guys, who's up first?
[beat]
Heather: I'm sorry, there is no way I'm doing this.
Beth: Why not?
Heather: Hello, national TV? I'll get my hair wet!
Gwen: You're kidding, right?
Lindsay: If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it!
Leshawna: [to Heather] Oh, you're doing it!
Heather: Says who?!
Leshawna: Says me! I'm not losing this challenge 'cause you got your hair did, you spoiled little daddy's girl!
Heather: Back off, ghetto glamour, too-tight pants wearing rap star wannabe!
Leshawna: Mall shopping, pony-tail wearing, teen girl reading, peaking in high school prom queen!
Heather: [beat] Well at least I'm popular.
[Everyone gasps at Heather's burn. Then Gloria walks over to intervene]
Gloria: Girls, Please! We're supposed to be a team! Heather, why don't you jump first then Leshawna?
Heather: No way in heck am I jumping!
Leshawna: [angered] You're jumping!
Heather: Make me! [Leshawna then grabbed Heather and threw her over the cliff and she landed in the safe zone] Ugh, Leshawna! You are so dead!
Leshawna: Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I? [to self] Now I just hope I can hit it too. [She proceeded to jump and lands into the safe zone]
Gwen: Well, you're next Gloria.
Gloria: Uh, yeah. Sure.. [She walks up to the edge of the cliff and sees some of her teammates down there and she starts to worry] Uhh... [To Gwen] Why don't you go before me, Gwen?
Chris: Why, Gloria. You're not chickening out are you?
Gloria: Me? Chicken? [scoffs] No! I uh, was just lending my turn to my teammate. No shame in putting yourself last, right?
Chris: There is on this show, now dive in or chicken out! [Pulls out a chicken hat]
[Gloria then takes a deep breath and jumps off the cliff and just as she was about to reach for the bottom she transforms into her fairy form and flies to the safe zone while staying hidden from the humans. Leshawna and Heather look around to see if Gloria made it. As the fairy hid at the back of the ship]
Leshawna: Do you see her?
Heather: I don't know, maybe she landed in a sharks mouth. [Gloria scowls at Heather's comment and turns back into her human disguise and splashed some water into her face to make it look like she dove in and climbed into the boat]
Gloria: Hey, guys.
Leshawna: Man, we didn't even see you. How did you do it?
Gloria: Uh, I am a very talented swimmer. At least I didn't land in a shark's mouth. [Leshawna snickers at that and Heather frowns]
Lindsay: [scared] I thought this was going to be a talent contest!
Chris: [laughs] Yeah! [laughs] No.
[With that, Lindsay jumped into the water, along with Cody, Gwen, and Izzy diving as well. Then it was Justin's turn to dive in but he completely missed the safe zone]
Cody, Gwen, and Leshawna: Paddle, paddle!
[Justin didn't listen to their warnings as the sharks came closer to Justin. But they stopped right at their tracks once they got a good look at Justin. The sharks couldn't resist his charms and good looks and instead of eating him, they carry him to shore unharmed]
Gloria: Woah, how did he do that?
Beth: I… I can't do it. I'm too scared. [With that, Chris gave her a chicken hat; To her team] I'm sorry!
[Leshawna and Cody mocked her with chicken noises]
Lindsay: That is like, so lame… right?
Heather: Fully lame.
Tent: Let's do this! [He high fives Owen and dives into the safe zone and soon Noah dives in too. Soon Owen was the last one to dive]
Chris: [through megaphone] Okay campers! There's only one person left! You guys need this jump for the win! [to Owen] No pressure, dude. [Owen looks relieved] Okay there's pressure!
[The Gophers and Gloria cheer Owen on]
Cody, Gwen, Izzy, Leshawna, and Lindsay: Go, Owen, you can do it, Owen! Go, Owen!
Heather: Jump, jump, just do it, Owen, do it!
[Owen began to put on some floaties and then took a deep breath]
[Confessional: Owen]
Owen: Oh, I was pretty darn nervous. See the thing is, I'm not that strong a swimmer.
[Confessional: Geoff]
Geoff: I'm looking at this guy and thinking, "There's no way he's gonna make it."
[Confessional: Gwen]
Gwen: I actually thought, "If he jumps this, he's gonna die."
[Confessional: Gloria]
Gloria: I'm just asking a weird question but, he can fly right? Not that people can fly, I mean, that would be crazy.
[End confessionals]
Chris: Take a good run at it, buddy. You can do this!
Owen: I'm going to die now. I'm going to freaking die now.
Leshawna: Come on, big guy!
[Owen mustered up all the courage he can and took a running start and before long he took a big leap and dove right into the lake. His weight then made a splash so big it sent the rest of the contestants back several feet from the shore]
Owen: Yes! Yeah! Oh yeah, who's the man?
Beth: [cheers]
Leshawna: Yes!
Chris: [through megaphone] The winners! The Screaming Gophers!
Trent: [to Owen] That was awesome, dude! [Notices Owen looking around] What's wrong?
Owen: I, uh, think I lost my bathing suit.
[Lindsay and Trent respond in disgust]
[Later, the gophers and Gloria were pulling their crates with the wagons they won]
Screaming Gophers: [singing] Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall, forty-nine bottles of pop, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall!
Gloria: [laughs] That song reminds me of the time I went camping.
Gwen: You went camping before?
Gloria: Uh, something like that... [Flashback to when she and her friends went camping on the island when Gloria was a kid]
Fairies and Gloria: [singing] Forty-nine bottles of cider on the wall, forty nine bottles of cider, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, forty eight bottles of cider on the wall!
[Flashback ends]
Gloria: We would spend our days hiking and...
Owen: Making s'mores?
Gloria: Uh... something like that... [Flashback to when the fairies were camping, they were then roasting berries in a campfire; flashback ends]
Owen: [gasps] You mean you never ate s'mores before?!
Gloria: Uhh... I never tried.
Owen: Oh, we have got to get you some!
Gloria: Well, okay.
[The Gophers finally reach the campgrounds]
Beth: Hey look! There are the campgrounds!
Gloria: Great! Now we can get started on bulding this thing. How do we open these things?
[Cut to the campers and Gloria trying to open the crates with their teeth]
Chris: [to Gophers] Remember, you guys can only use your teeth to open the crates. [to camera] I came up with that one.
[Gloria struggles to open the crate with her teeth]
Gloria: This can't be safe! I mean how are we supposed to use our teeth to open these things!
Izzy: [growling] [with rope in mouth] Hey! I think I got it open! [crate opens]
Gloria: Oh, like that.
Izzy: Ow, ow! Rope burn on my tongue!
[Eventually, the gophers opened all the crates]
Owen: Hey, check it out! I got wood!
Trent: I've got some tools here, and what looks like a pool liner.
[Gloria and Lesahawna were scrounging items in their crate when Heather and Lindsay approached the two]
Heather: I just wanted to say, I didn't mean that about you being a ghetto rap star wannabe, and I love your earrings. They're so pretty!
Leshawna: Straight up? Well, I'm sorry about pushing you over the cliff and all.
Heather: No worries, I needed a push. Truce?
Leshawna: Yeah, yeah, you got it. [Fist pumps with Heather and she and Lindsay leave]
Gloria: Aw, see? You two are getting along better now. You know, maybe Heather's not as bad as I thought.
[Meanwhile]
Lindsay: Did you mean all that stuff you said to LaFonda back there?
Heather: Leshawna? [scoffs] No. She's going down. And P.S.? Those are the ugliest earrings I've seen in my life.
Lindsay: Oh… So if you hate her, why were you being nice to her?
Heather: You ever seen one of these shows before? Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Lindsay: Oh… I'm your friend, right?
Heather: Oh yeah. For now.
[Soon the Bass made it to the campsite with their crates in tow]
Harold: Finally!
Trent: Hey, what's up guys?
Leshawna: Hey aren't you missing a couple of white girls?
Courtney: They're getting a drink.
Harold: [to Ezekiel] Yeah, if they drink with their butts.
Ezekiel: [laughs] Ha, that's funny!
Gloria: [laughs breifly then stops] I don't get it.
Leshawna: [Notices Courtney's swollen eye] Ooh, what happened to your eye, girl?
Courtney: [defensive tone] Nothing… just an allergy.
Ezekiel: Think it's gettin' worse.
Courtney: [whispering] Shut up! We don't want them to know that!
[Soon the campers got started on their hot tubs. The bass' work on their tub was rather shoddy, everytime it leaked they would patch it up with some duct tape. Meanwhile, the gophers were sharing their load in hammering wood in their tub. Then they were by the lake passing buckets of water into the tub. Gloria then threw a bucket full of water at Gwen then laughs before Gwen splashed some water back at her. While everyone wasn't looking, she used her water powers to make a big splash on Gwen back washing her away. Gloria smirked at her success. Later, the contestants were finally finished their hot tubs. Chris walked over to examine the Gopher's tub.]
Chris: This… is an awesome hot tub!
Beth, Leshawna, Noah, and Trent: Oh yeah!
[Chris then walked over to the Bass' hot tub which immedeately collapsed spilling water everywhere]
Chris: Well, I think we have a winner here. [pause] The Screaming Gophers!
[The gophers cheered]
Chris: Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.
Lindsay: We won! We all get to stay here for another three days!
[Beth, Gloria, Lindsay, and Heather cheered until Owen appeared naked]
Owen: Woo! Haha! Yes! [singing] We get to stay-ay, we get to stay-ay, we are so awesome, we won the contest!
[Later that night, the Screaming Gophers were celebrating their victory in their hot tub]
Cody: To the Screaming Gophers!
Heather, Justin, Lindsay, and Trent: The Screaming Gophers!
Leshawna: Go Gophers, go Gophers!
Leshawna, Noah, and Owen: Go Gophers!
Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, and Owen: Go Gophers, go Gophers, go Gophers! Go! Go! Go Gophers!
[Owen sees Gloria walking to the docks]
Owen: Hey, Gloria! Aren't you gonna victory dance with us?
Gloria: Uh, no thanks. I'll just go... take a walk. [Leaves]
Leshawna: Now, what is up with her?
Owen: Must be homesick.
[Gloria was at the edge of the dock, looking at the night sky]
Gloria: [sighs]I know our kind don't get along with humans but, these guys. They're actually kinda cool. [sighs] I wish you guys could meet them. And I wish I can see you. Wherever you are... [Gets up and looks back] And I won't stop until I've saved my home... [She walks out of the docks and sees the Bass team walking away in defeat] Oh, hey. [Walks up to Courtney] Uh, no hard feelings about tonight? I know we're supposed to be competitors but that doesn't mean we can't all be friends, right?
Courtney: You listen here, Gloria. You and your team may have won today, but this is not over! You guys can enjoy your little party all you want. But I am gonna win this competition, and no one is gonna stop me! [Leaves with her team. Gloria looks worried]
Gloria: This is gonna be harder than I thought...