The absolute randomness and stupidity begins… Prepare to be confused. Confusion may cause possible death. TO THE STORY!
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Indiana Jones woke up on his leather couch. It was 3:00 A.M. "Why the heck am I up so early…" Indy felt something cold on his head. He lifted his hand to his head…And found a glass of chocolate milk on his head. "Ok…Who put that there?" Indy gulped down the chocolate beverage and got off his couch. He walked over to his bedroom, Put his shirt on inside-out, put on his hat, threw on a jacket, grabbed the keys, and drove to the college with no pants on.
"Indy…" one of Indy's students said. "Yes?" Indy said back. "Your pants aren't on; you're in your underwear." "That is a detention for trying to play a prank on a-"Indy looked down and saw he did have no pants on. He had underwear with hearts on it. He squealed and ran out of the classroom.
Meanwhile, in a dig site in Montana, Alan Grant woke up on his couch. It was 3:00 P.M; and he fell asleep two days before. He was still tired about this whole Jurassic Park thing. The phone started to ring. "Hello?" "Alo, thees ees meester steengoolbooper." "Huh?" Alan was confused. It was an odd Spanish accent. "Steengoolbooperr?" Alan questioned. "Yees, I am steengoolbooper." "I see." What do you need?" "I need you too come to my fligoojingleboper." "Your what!" asked Alan. "My fligoojinglebooper." "I'm confused as to what a fligoojinglebooper is…" "Just get on a plane and go to Isla Sorna." Said the now English-accented person. "Ok-Wait! Isla Sorna! No!" "Why not, Mate?" said the now Australian-accented person. "I almost died on that island." In the background Ellie began playing A slow, sad, and dramatic song. "Ellie! SHUT UP! I AM TALKING ON THE PHONE!" "I am not dis' Elllllllllieeeeeeee that you speak of." Said the now Spanish accented person. "Fine, I will go on the island. By the way, I know it's you, Hammond." "Ok, fine! Just get on the plane."
Back with Indy, someone called him, actually, it was Hammond, who Indy still thought was Bobathan Steengoolbooper. Indy and Alan met on the plane. They both glared at each others' hats, then, to their muscular chests, then down to their jeans, then down to their boots. They were envious. Indy snorted, Alan grunted. They went through this series of snorts and grunts until they both got slapped by Ellie. The plane took off without notice. They went to a small house. Alan then realized they were only flying three feet off the ground. "Ok…" Said Alan. Ian Malcom stepped into the plane. So did Lex, Tim, Kelly, and Arby.
Hammond was now convinced that he was Bobathan Steengoolbooper. So, he made sure everyone called him that. Also, Then Alan And Indy recognized a time difference. Indy-the 40's, Alan-the 90's. They informed the author of this, and he said: Who cares?