The next morning Gloria was in her bed heavily sleeping after the awake a thon three days ago. At this moment, it was extremely hard to wake her up.
Gloria: [snores] Mmm... That was fun mommy, but I can go higher... [snores]
[Monica was on her bed trying to wake her up]
Monica: Glenda! [Pokes Gloria's face] Glenda!
Zach: Hmm... Unresponsive.
Addison: Well she has gone three days without any needed sleep. Waking her up would be close to impossible.
Zach: I got this. Give her a wash, G.
[George fills his mouth with saliva and spits it all on Gloria which wakes her up]
Gloria: GAH HA! I'm awake! [sees that she is covered in saliva] Ugh! Is this spit? [wips off the spit]
Zach: Hey it woke you up, didn't it?
Gloria: What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Helping you make a good impression with the humans. And so far managed to sleep like one.
Gloria: [gets up from her bunk] Sorry guys. I guess I'm still a little homesick. [Puts on her human clothes]
Monica: A little? You were out almost all night!
Gloria: Okay, a lot homesick. But I'm not worried! Because all I need to do is win this show and I get my home back. [She walks out the door only to come back when she found out she wasn't wearing any pants] Forgot to put on pants!
[Later, at the mess hall. Gloria entered to be greeted by Chris]
Chris: And here comes our second awake a thon winner, Gloria!
Gloria: Oh, well thank you. I guess? [She walked over to sit with her teamates] Morning, guys. [Most of the contestants were still tired from the challenge]
Gwen: How can you be so awake? I'm so tired I can't feel my face!
Gloria: Well, I always believe that starting the day with a positive attitude can keep you awake for- [Immediately falls asleep on the table]
[Heather pulls Gloria away from Gwen]
Heather: There you are! [Gloria wakes up]
Gloria: Huh?
Heather: Now that we're all gathered here. I'd like to go over a few more alliance rules.
Gloria: There are more rules?
Heather: Yes! Number one, I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules. Number two…
Lindsay: Breaking the rules can result in getting kicked out of the alliance?
Heather: Good. Number three, I can borrow any of your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off limits.
Gloria: I hate to be a little sticky with your rules, Heather but isn't it wrong to take peoples stuff without asking?
Heather: That's cool. I can change it.
Gloria: Oh, you can?
Heather: Yeah. I can also find someone else to take to the final four with me. [Gloria gulps] Any other questions. [Lindsay, Beth, and Gloria shook their heads] Good. Wanna have some fun? [to Killer Bass] Hey fish heads! Way to kick out your strongest player! Why don't you just give up now? [Courtney threw some guel at Heather which she avoids] Missed me!
[Gloria looked on concerned]
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: I'm not gonna lie. I have a problem with Heather's rules and I question her if she's suitable to be a leader to this alliance. Plus, she scares me.
[End confessionals]
Chris: Okay campers, listen up! Your next challenge begins in ten minutes! And be prepared to bring it!
[After breakfast, they all enter into a gym. Duncan was lying down on the bench]
Duncan: Wake me up, and it'll be last thing you do. [Falls asleep]
Courtney: [to Harold] This is all your fault, you know! You and your snoring face!
Harold: It's called a medical condition, gosh!
[whistle blows]
Chris: Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball. The first rule of dodgeball is…
Noah: Do not talk about dodgeball? [Owen laughs]
Chris: As I was saying… If you get hit with the ball… [tosses the ball to Courtney]
Courtney: Oof! Ow!
Chris: You're out.
Courtney: You can't do that!
Chris: If you catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to bring in another team member out on the court.
Noah: [sarcastically] Throwing balls. Gee, another mentally challenging test.
Lindsay: I know, right?
Chris: Okay now Geoff, try to hit me. [Chris throws a ball at Geoff] If you're holding a ball, you can use it to deflect a ball, but if it knocks the ball out of your hands, you're out.
Gloria: Uh, question. What do I do when the ball is coming at me?
Chris: You dodge! [Geoff throws the ball at Chris which he dodges and Gloria catches it, falling down]
Gloria: Oof!
Chris: Ooh! You were supposed to dodge!
Gloria: Thanks for the heads up...
Chris: You have one minute until game time. Gophers, you'll have to sit one person out each game.
One bruise later, Gloria and her team was trying to figure out how exactly are they going to win this challenge.
Heather: Okay, we can't get lazy. The Killer Bass are gonna be trying extra hard to catch up. [Gwen yawns] Who wants to sit the first one out with sleeping beauty here?
Gloria: Well, I've never played dodgeball before. We never have it where I'm from.
Owen: Well, what do you play?
Gloria: Uh...
[Gloria flashbacks to when she was playing some form of game on her world]
Fairy announcer: Welcome back the Danderball semi-finals, folks! The competitors are neck and neck!
[One player was kicking a golden ball over to his teammate and he flies over to the goal, which was a small ring on the wall. He kicks over to but Gloria denies it]
Gloria: Denied!
Fairy announcer: Oh! And Gloria denies the shot! [Gloria continues to take the ball to the goal dodging her opponents. Just then, more opponents surround her, and Gloria successfully kicks the ball away from the opposing team and it flies to the goal. The crowd cheers loudly] And it's another win for the Rosebuds thanks to Great Shot Gloria!
Gloria: [Celebrated] Yeah! I am the queen of Danderball! Eat my dust! [Continues to dance. End flashback as Gloria smiles at the memory]
Heather: Uh, earth to Gloria! [Gloria snaps out of it]
Gloria: Huh? Oh! Well, uh, let's just say it's involves kicking and a lot of screaming. But if this game's a lot like the one I'm used to playing, we got this in the bag.
Noah: Oh, all right. I'll volunteer. Now let's see all you keeners get on out there and dodge!
[Soon Heather, Gloria, Leshawna, Owen, Lindsay, and Cody were up against Katie, Tyler, Harold, Courtney, and DJ]
Heather: Bring it on, fishies. Otherwise, winning three in a row just won't be as satisfying.
Tyler: Oh! You're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!
Gloria: I think you'll be too full from all the crow you'll eat once we win!
Cody: Nice trash talk!
Chris: Both teams ready? Best of five games wins! Now! Let's dodge some balls!
[Whistle blows and the game begins. Cody throws the ball at Tyler and he dodges it. Tyler then throws the ball at Gloria and she catches it.]
Tyler: Huh? [Gloria throws the ball at him making him out]
[Her team cheered]
Chris: And Tyler is out!
Gloria: Yeah! I am the queen of dodgeball! In your faces! [celebrated]
Courtney: You won't be so lucky this time!
[Owen charged forward and threw his ball at DJ making him out]
Harold: Time to unleash my wicked skills.
Leshawna: Yeah? Then bring it, string bean! Let's see what you got!
[Harold slammed the ball onto the floor which sent it straight up, but it landed right next to Leshawna. Which she used to hit Harold. Chef blew his whistle]
Leshawna: And that's how we roll.
Lindsay: Can someone remind me what I'm supposed to do with this again? [Katie threw her ball, and hit Lindsay's ball]
Gloria: Hey! Back off my friend! [Gloria takes Lindsay's ball and as the bass throw their balls at her. Gloria used her fairy agility to dodge each one of them. Then she throws her ball at Katie, making her out]
[Gloria's team cheered]
Owen: Man! That was awesome! Where did you learn all those sweet moves!
Gloria: From my dad. He was a very... acrobatic person.
[Tyler waved at Lindsay. Lindsay waved back. Heather saw this and threw a ball at Tyler's crotch]
Tyler: [falsetto] Mommy?
Courtney: What the heck was that?! Ref, he's not even on the court!
Heather: Oopsies, slipped!
Courtney: Ugh! [Courtney throws the ball at Heather but Owen catches it, causing Courtney to be out]
[Gwen enters the game but DJ throws a ball at Owen, he dodges and hits the goth instead]
Gloria: Gwen! [Runs up to Gwen] Are you okay?
Gwen: [As Owen helps her up] Yeah... I'm fine.
[Then, DJ and Katie both threw their balls at Leshawna. She was able to catch one, but the second hit her in the stomach.]
Courtney: Easy out guys, easy out!
[Cody grabs a ball, and rubbed it on his shirt, which charged it with static electricity, and then he threw it. Katie attempted to run, but the charged ball homed in and eventually hit her. Soon the gophers won the first round, they all cheered]
Gloria: [celebrated] Yeah! How 'ya like the taste of losing ya losers! Ha!
Owen: Wow, Gloria. I cannot get over how awesome you were out there!
Gloria: Yeah, I can be a bit competitive.
Leshawna: A little? Girl, you were a beast!
Gloria: Wow! Really, thanks! I'm just doing my best to help my team. And hopefully win that prize...
[Meanwhile with the bass]
Harold: We can do this! We just have to believe in ourselves!
Courtney: Oh, I believe. I believe you suck!
Tyler: Yeah. You throw like a girl.
[Geoff laughs]
Courtney: You should talk.
Tyler: It was a warm-up throw. Look, I can dominate this game. Just give all the balls to me.
[whistle blows]
Courtney: Fine, just try to aim for the other side, okay?
Heather: [sighs] All right Noah, you're up.
Noah: You know, you guys did such an awesome job on the last game, that I don't wanna mess up your mojo.
Gloria: Aww, that's so nice of you to say Noah.
Noah: What? You don't have sarcasm where you're from?
[whistle blows]
Heather: Fine. Let's go, guys!
[Trent, Lindsay, Owen, Izzy, and Gloria were playing for the Gophers and Tyler, Bridgette, Geoff, Katie, and Sadie were playing for the Bass]
[Tyler started spinning and threw multiple balls over the arena. One was aimed for the Gopher's bleachers and one hits Lindsay making her out]
Tyler: NO! [Runs over to her]
Courtney: Finally!
Lindsay: [groans] Um… Tyler? Oh my gosh, my face. How's my face? [There were multiple bruises and bumps on her face]
Tyler: It's really… Not that bad. You still look great.
Lindsay: Really?
Tyler: Yeah! Really.
[Most of the gophers were confused by this except for Gloria who was happy for them]
Gloria: Aw. That's so sweet!
[Trent walks over and hits Tyler making him out]
Tyler: You wanna go for a walk?
Lindsay: [in mind] Have to say no, have to say no… [out loud] Okay!
Heather: Hey! Hey, get back here! You are so close to being out of the alliance!
Owen: Great Gatsby, that is it! GAME ON!
[Owen went into a frenzy throwing every last dodgeball at the Bass. Owen threw the last ball at Geoff's face]
Chris: Owww! That one's worth an instant replay.
[Rewinds back to moment the ball hits Geoff's face. It was repeated a couple of times]
Chris: Forward. Okay, rewind. Forward. Rewind. Forward. Rewind, forward. [laughs] Rewind. And pause. Ho-ho. That's gonna leave a mark.
Leshawna: Ooh! He dropped it like it was hot!
[The Bass was officially out, making another win for the Gophers. The team cheered for Owen]
Gloria: Owen, that was amazing!
Owen: [laughs] I don't know what got into me.
Gloria: Well, Iove it! Almost rivals my skills. But not that much. [High fives Owen]
Heather: I'm glad someone is trying today. [Looks at Noah]
Noah: Oh, sorry. [unenthusiastically] Woohoo! Way to throw those murder balls! Go, team, go!
Heather: [sarcastically] Nice team spirit. [to Killer Bass] Hey! It's 2-0! How does it feel to suck so much?
Harold: Not very good.
Courtney: It's not over yet! [to herself] It's so over…
[Later, Gloria was talking to her team]
Gloria: And then you just give your legs a lift like you're doing ballet. And that's how you perform a twist and toss manuver.
Beth: So that's how did all that stuff!
Heather: Well, whatever that was it's helping us win and that's what matters.
Gloria: Well, I always say that it's not about winning it's about fun.
Heather: Fun!? We're not here to have fun! We're here to win! I made that perfectly clear!
Gloria: Ever thought that there are better things in life than winning?
Heather: Yes. Like money! [Gloria and Heather butt heads before Leshawna breaks them up]
Leashawna: Woah! Easy, Gloria. I wanna hurt Heather too but now's not the time.
Heather: Thank you, Leshawna. Besides, we are in the midst of winning. It's not like those dumb Bass have a secret weapon...
[Cut to the Bass beside a sleeping Duncan]
DJ: Uh-uh. If we wake him up, he'll kill us.
Courtney: He won't kill us, guys. He wants to win, too.
Harold: Courtney's right. We need Duncan's fierceness to win this.
Courtney: That's the spirit, Harold! Now go wake him up.
Harold: Why me?
Courtney: Because other than Tyler, you're the worst at dodgeball. And if he does kill you, you're the only one we can afford to lose.
Harold: No way. I'm not doing it.
Courtney: Well, who's gonna wake him up?
[Moments later the Bass were a few feet away from Duncan and were using a stick to wake him]
Courtney: [hushed] We have to go higher!
[They reached the stick over to Duncan's face and one poke on his nose was enough to wake the punk up. In anger, he snapped the stick in two]
Duncan: You better have a really good reason for sticking this up my nose!
Courtney: Look. We are down two-nothing. I can appreciate that you need a little nap time. But we need your help.
Duncan: Oh, and why should I help you, darling?
Courtney: Because I can personally guarantee you that if we lose this game, you'll be he one going home. Darling.
Duncan: [sighs] Fine. I'll play. On one condition. You do what I say when I say it. Okay. Here's a strategy I picked up during my first visit to juvy. It's called "Rush the New Guy".
[Duncan, Courtney, Geoff, DJ, and Katie were playing for the Bass. Owen, Justin, Beth, Leshawna, and Gloria were playing for the enough the Bass executed Duncan's strategy and they were able to dodge the balls thrown at them and used it to all attack the gophers one by one pummeling them with multiple balls. Gloria was soon the last person left. The Bass threw all their balls at her and in slow motion she used her fairy reflexes to dodge each ball and she lands back on her feet]
Gloria: Ha! Is that all you got!? [One ball pins Gloria against the wall] Good stuff...
Noah: Come on, a little effort out there, people! [Izzy and Leshawna scourned at him]
[The Bass celebrated their victory]
Courtney: I think we should do the same thing all over again. So Harold, sit this one out, too.
Harold: But I sat the last one out.
Courtney: It's for the good of the team.
[Geoff pats Harold in the back]
Heather: Gloria! What happened out there!?
Gloria: Sorry, got a little too cocky there for a second.
Heather: Well, that cockiness is gonna costing us our lead! Not that Noah here cares, but we are not losing another game to these guys, got it? And where is Lindsay? Ugh!
Later, the game continued and so far the Gophers aren't doing so well. Even with Gloria's skills.
[The gophers were again attacked by Duncan's strategy.]
Heather: How are we doing?
[Beth was hit by multiple balls]
Noah: Sports. Not my forte, remember?
Heather: You know, you could actually give it a shot and pretend to care. [Leshawna was the last one out and the Bass won another game] This is, this is so unacceptable!
[The final game was under way]
Chris: Okay, this is it! The final tie-breaking game!
Noah: [unenthusiastically] Go, team, go!
[The Gophers huddled up trying to figure out a strategy]
Gloria: Okay, Gophers. Final game we can still win this!
Heather: I'm sorry, since when did you became the captain of this team?
Gloria: I didn't I just thought we could use some inspiring words.
Heather: Words!? If we don't win this, we will be losers!
Gloria: You know you could use some words too.
Leshawna: I can think of a few...
Chris: Gophers, Bass, let's send this sample to the lab… And see what you're made of!
[The game began, the gophers were the first to grab the ball and pass it to one another]
Heather: Come on, people! Quick feet, fast hands! [Leshawna passed the ball to her and she throws it at DJ which he dodges. The rest of the game continued as the gopher and bass hit each other with balls. More and more teammates were tagged in and out]
Noah: [unenthusiastic cheering] Knock 'em out, throw 'em out! Ra, Ra… [A misfired dodgeball hits him] Ow!
Heather: [smirks] You're right. Sports aren't your forte.
[More players were taken out of the court, eventually it was down to Harold, Owen, and Gloria were left. The gopher cheered the duo on]
Owen: Sorry dude. But you've gotta go down.
Duncan: Goodnight, Harold.
[Owen and Gloria threw a barrage of balls at Harold and in slow motion he dodged them all no problem]
Gloria: [to herself] Woah, is he a fairy too? [She thought to herself before she was hit by a ball]
Courtney: Timeout. Timeout!
[whistle blows]
Duncan: Man, that boy's got dodge! Where'd you learn to do that?!
Harold: [spits] Figure skating.
Geoff: Harold, that was awesome! But dodging isn't enough.
Courtney: He's right. To win this, you either have to throw him out…
Duncan: Which we all know you can't do.
Courtney: Or catch the ball. Can you do it?
Harold: Definitely.
DJ: Awesome!
[Back at the court, Owen and Harold squared off]
Killer Bass: Harold. Harold. Harold. Harold. Harold.
Gloria: Come on, Owen! Knock him dead!
Owen: Cowabunga! [Owen threw his ball with maximum force and it knocked Harold to the wall. As he fell to the ground, the Bass was shocked until Harold got up and had the ball in his hand. Chef whistled for the final time as Bass won the game]
Chris: The Killer Bass win!
Killer Bass: [cheering]
Owen: It's impossible! [Got down on the ground] Whyyyy!
[The Killer Bass carried Harold and walked out of the stadium]
Chris: Gophers, what happened?
Noah: What can I say? Weak effort.
Gwen: Oh, shut it, Noah.
Heather: You know, for once I agree with her.
Gloria: Well... at least we had fun, right?
Heather: You stop talking! [Gloria frowned]
Noah: Touchy. What? I'll tell you, the team spirit here is severely lacking lately.
[One game later, all the gophers were gathered the elimination ceremony]
Chris: Campers, you've already placed your votes and made your decision. One of you will be going home. And you can't come back. Ever. When you hear me call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow. Owen. Gwen. Cody. Trent. Heather. Beth. Gloria. Justin. Leshawna. Izzy.
[One by one the campers recived a marshmallow]
Chris: The final marshmallow goes to… Lindsay.
Lindsay: Woohoo, yeah!
Noah: What, are you kidding me?!
Lindsay: Whooo!
Noah: All right, see if I care! Good luck because you just voted out the only one with any brains on this team! [The gophers and Gloria threw marshmallows at him] Ow!
Leshawna: You need to learn a little thing called respect, turkey!
[Everyone laughed at that]
Noah: Whatever, I'm outta here.
Chris: All right, so it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever. But I still get paid. Haha. Bonus!