[In the girl's cabin, Gloria was awoken by Lindsay's scream]
Gloria: Huh? Lindsay! What's wrong!
Lindsay: It's way beyond bad! I'm out of fake tanner already!
Gloria: [gasps] Is that bad?
Gwen: No it is not.
Lindsay: Now I have to actually, like, suntan. In the sun! Do you realize how shriveled and wrinkly that can make your skin? [Sees Gloria] Oh, you totally do.
Gloria: What?
Gwen: Yeah, your weird purple skin. How did you get it? Tanning booth gone wrong or something?
Gloria: Uh... Yeah! [laughs] I wanted to try that tanning thing and I got carried away...
[alarm blares]
Chris: [over loudspeaker] All right, campers! Enough beauty sleep! Time to show us what you're made of!
[Later, all of the campers were gathered around a stage]
Lindsay: Are we gonna see a musical? I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing. Heh.
Trent: Gwen! Saved you a seat.
Gwen: Thanks.
[Gwen sat down. Trent put his arms behind his head, crossed his legs, and leaned back. Cody tries to repeat him but failed and fell down]
Chris: Welcome to our brand new deluxe state-of-the-art outdoor amphitheater! Okay, this week's challenge is a summer camp favorite. A talent contest!
Gloria: [excited] A talent contest? As in performing? As in singing!?
Chris: Yep. Any talent you have! As long as it's legal.
[Duncan snaps his fingers]
Chris: You have 8 hours to pick three of your most talented campers. And you'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend, Grand Master Chef, who will show his approval via the Chef-o-Meter. The team that loses will send one camper home tonight! Good luck!
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: This is my jam! I've always wanted to be in a talent show! Not to brag but I am a very good singer. I used to sing all the time when I was in my room. I wanted to show my voice to the world. But I was too afraid to go for it. But now, I can ace this!
[End confessional]
[Later the Gophers were gathering discussing who will represent their team in the talent show]
Heather: [Blows whistle] Okay. I'm the team captain, so here's how it's going to work.
Gwen: Wait. Who said you were team captain?
Lindsay: She did, just now.
Heather: Lindsay, Beth, and I took a vote and I won.
Gloria: Seems kinda like a one sided vote to me.
Heather: It wouldn't be so one sided if you just voted for me!
Gloria: I belive I had the right to vote. Besides it didn't count if you threatened them to vote for you.
[Trent walks over to Gwen with a muffin]
Trent: Hey, snagged you a extra muffin.
Heather: Trent, you're cool with me leading this project, aren't you?
Trent: Right on, go for it.
Heather: Good. Beth, Lindsay, and I will be the judges.
Gwen: [sighs] Whatever.
[Owen was the first to audition. He drank a 2-liter bottle of soda.]
Trent: Are you gonna audition?
Gwen: Doubtful. You should be in this though. I heard you the other night by the dock. You're really good.
[Owen finishes the soda and then took a deep breath before...]
Owen: [burping] A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Zed!
[The Boys and Gloria cheered at this while the girls were disgusted]
Gloria: That was amazing, Owen! I've never seen someone sing while burping!
Trent: Yeah, man! That was excellent!
Heather: [scoffs] Well, you're not going to do that in the contest, that's disgusting.
Gloria: Oh come on, Heather! Have a heart! This man has shown an amazing feat of talented prowess!
Trent: Yeah! You know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go?
Owen: I can also toot Beethoven's 5th!
Beth: No, no, no!
Lindsay: No, Owen…
[Gwen walks off]
Heather: Where are you going?
Gwen: Anywhere that's not here.
[Gloria began to wonder about Gwen and starts to go after her]
Heather: And where do you think you're going?
Gloria: Uh, I'm just gonna go warm up my voice before I go...
[She went off into the forest following the goth girl trying not to be seen. Gwen then ran off deep into the woods.]
Gloria: Hmmm... I better get a closer look. [She then transforms into her fairy form and flies up into the trees. She then flies into the tree Gwen was sitting under and sees the the goth girl was writing into a journal] What's she writing there? [She looks closer and sees that Gwen is writing in her a diary; gasps] It's a diary! [gasps again] And I'm snooping on other peoples privacy! I better get out of here before I hear a secret!
[As Gloria flies off, some leaves fell on Gwen]
Gwen: Huh? [Sees Gloria flying through the trees] What the...?
[She follows the fairy into another part of the woods and stops when she sees Gloria transform back into human form and walks back]
Gwen: Gloria?...
[Later when Gloria came back, Heather was in a ballet outfit and began to perform a dance which earned her a mild applause.]
Heather: Thank you. Ahem.
Lindsay: Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest!
Beth: I second that!
Heather: Guys, that's so sweet! Okay, so I guess I'm in. Why doesn't everyone take five?
Gloria: Wait! We haven't got to my talent yet!
Heather: Don't worry, Gloria. We'll get to your less important talent after the break. [Gloria only glared at Heather as she walked off]
[So after the break, the auditions continued. Izzy was next to perform and she was doing a weird exotic dance]
Izzy: I call this… The Dance… Of… The Rattlesnake. [She starts lashing out her arms and hiss like a snake] Look into my eyes, what do you see? Ah duh nuh. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
[Owen was hypnotized by Izzy's dancing]
Owen: [laughs] She's good.
Heather: Okay, Gloria. You're next.
[Gloria was estatic as she walked up to perform]
Gloria: Okay, I don't want to spoil it for everybody. But here's a taste of my grand performance at the talent show! [clears throat and begans to sing]
Gloria:
Moonlight, daylight,
there is no say who is different
we all have darkness
we all have light
but we are who we are inside
who is to say we can't all share this world
I had this dream since is i was a young girl
that we all can be...
together in harmony...
[Everyone was speechless from Gloria's performace]
Gloria: I know... I'm a little rusty on the lyrics. I still need to work out the melody...
[Everyone except Heather applauded for Gloria]
Owen: That was beautiful!
Gloria: You really think so? Because I think it stil needs some work...
Trent: Are you kidding?! That was great! You gotta compete in the show!
Lindsay: Yeah! I vote for Gloria!
Beth: Me too!
Trent: What about you, Heather?
[Heather said nothing for for a few moments as everyone looked at her]
Heather: Hmmm... Fine! I guess you can be in the show...
[The Gophers cheered for Gloria]
[Afterwards, Beth was up next to audition. Her act was fire dancing, she twirled two batons lit up on fire. Most of the campers were rather afraid of this dangerous practice]
Heather: Are you sure this is safe?
Beth: It's okay, I've been practicing.
[It didn't seem that way as Beth tossed both batons in the air and landed on the ground]
Gloria: I thought you said you've been practicing!
Beth: I might have missed the catching part...
[Trent noticed the a bush in on fire from Beth's performance]
Trent: Uh, guys… the bush is on fire.
[Justin bursts from the washroom with a fire extinguisher in hand and puts out the fire. Leshawna offered him a water bottle and he tore off his shirt and drank the water, and one of the droplets hit his abs and promptly evaporated.]
Heather: [swooning] Okay, So I think it's me, Gloria and Justin. Any objections?
[All of them shook their heads]
So it was agreed that Heather, Gloria, and Justin would represent their team in hte talent show. And as Gloria went to her cabin to practice her voice when she saw a certain someone with something that wasn't hers.
[Gloria then sees Heather with Gwen's diary]
Gloria: Heather?
Heather: Hey, Gloria.
Gloria: What's that you got there?
Heather: What? This? Well, Gwen misplaced it in the forest and I thought I'd return it to her.
Gloria: Well, that's unusually nice of you. Gwen must be worried about that. [She walks up feeling rather suspicious of Heather]
Gloria was certain that Heather was up to something but she couldn't worry about that now, for that very night the talent competition was underway.
[The contestants were all gathered by the amphitheater, with the selected campers practacing backstage]
Chris: [loudly] It's the TDI Talent Extravaganza! [normal voice] Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa… Talent Contest. Where six campers will showcase their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves. First up for the Screaming Gophers… is Justin!
[Justin began by striking a few poses for the camera before sitting on a chair and pulling a rope, dumping water all over him.]
Gloria: I still don't think that this counts as a talent.
Chris: Okay, I don't know what that was… but daaang, you got some moves, dude!
[Justin gets six points on the Chef-O-Meter]
Chris: First up for the Killer Bass… make some noise for the big guy! DJ!
[DJ started off with a ribbon dance but hen got tanled in the ribbon and fell down]
Chris: Dainty and yet masculine. Let's see what Grand Master Chef thinks. [The Chef-o-meter flashed two points] Oooh. Too bad, bro. [DJ walks away in sadness] So, with two down and four acts to go, it's the Screaming Gophers screaming ahead. Now here's Gloria with her musical pipes.
[Gloria walks in and introduce herself]
Gloria: Thank you, Maclean. Here's a little melody that my mother used to sing to me. [clears throat and begins to sing]
Gloria:
Moonlight, daylight,
there is no say who is different
we all have darkness
we all have light
but we are who we are inside
who is to say we can't all share this world
I had this dream since is i was a young girl
that we all can be...
together in harmony...
Starlight, so bright
glistening over the sky
I see you and me
floating right over the night
If you see the world
as bright as this girl
you'll see the beauty around you
who is to say we can't all share this world
I had this dream since is i was a young girl
that we all can be...
together in harmony...
[Everyone applauded at Gloria's performance]
Chris: Beautiful song! I like your style! And so does Master Chef! [The Chef-O-Meter flashed nine points]
Gloria: Oh! Wow! Thank you all so much! I've always dreamed that i could share my voice with-
Chris: Yeah yeah, sad story, quit hogging my spotlight! [Chris pushes Gloria off the stage] Three down and three to go and the Killer Bass are totally sucking so far. Let's hear it for Bridgette!
[Bridgette walks to the stage while doing a handstand. But she felt a bit nauseous and let out a burp. Bridgette then begins to vomit all over the bleachers. The disgusted campers try to avoid the barf. Owen was first to get splashed with vomit]
Owen: I'm hit!
[Some of the barf got on Katie which got so digusted she barfed on Sadie. Bridgette continues to vomit all over the campers. It hits Leshawna as Bridgette slipped and landed on Tyler's arms.]
Lindsay: [loudly] Hey, puke on your own boyfriend!
Heather: On your own what, Lindsay?
Lindsay: [quickly] I didn't say, boyfriend.
Chris: [nasally] Clean up in aisle three, four, five, and six! [normally] In the meantime, we'll take a short break to hose the joint down.
[After one clean up, the talnet show continued]
Chris: Welcome back to the TDI Talent Extravaganza! [normally] Welcome back. Okay. So in a strange turn of events, Bridgette's chunk-blowing fest registered two thumbs up by Grand Master Chef. But, it's not enough to pull ahead the Screaming Gophers, who held the lead with Trent's love song. So, without further delay, here she is for the leaders… Heather!
Gloria: We never establish her as a leader!
[Heather walked up on stage and sat down on a chair.]
Heather: Originally, I was going to dance for you. But instead, I want to celebrate team spirit, with a collaboration. [She held up a book]
[Gloria gasps]
Gwen: She wouldn't.
Gloria: Wasn't she supposed to give it back?
Heather: So, with words by Gwen, performance by me, enjoy. [clears throat] Okay. [reading] "So I'm trying to ignore him, but he's just so cute. If they had custom ordered a guy to be a distraction for me here, it would have been McHottie" [softly gasps].
Gloria: [angry] Why that no good, cheating, heartless...!
Heather: [reading] "We just totally connect. He is pretty much the only person I can relate to here, and I know it's a cliché, but I love guys who play guitar."
[An extremely embarrassed Gwen ran away. Gloria continues to be furious of Heather's dishonest deed]
Heather: Thank you.
Courtney: [to Bridgette] That was so mean.
Bridgette: Seriously.
Chris: Well then, it's down to the final act of the night. Can Geoff and his rad stunts turn it around? I seriously doubt it. Let's find out.
[As Heather walked out from the stage, Gloria confronted her]
Gloria: [Furious] I can't beleive you!
Heather: What are talking about?
Gloria: What am I talking about!? Do you seriously have any idea what you've just done?!
Heather: So what? I'm just dedicating this my team.
Gloria: DEDICATING!? You violated someone's privacy! Don't you care that you've have hurt Gwen by revealing her secrets to everyone!?
Heather: I'm just doing what's best for this alliance. You should know that.
Gloria: No I don't! And I never will because I'm dropping out of your alliance! I don't want to be on any side with a dishonest and heartless jerk like you! [Storms off]
Heather: Hm! Whatever! Her niceness would only slow me down.
Gloria continued to storm off into the cabins, extremely furious at Heather for the awful thing she did. How could Heather do something horrible as reading someone's diary in public? It just wasn't right! It seemed that Gloria's chances of gaining the humans' trust seemed hopeless. Until...
[Gwen was in her cabin still feeling humiliated from the talent show when she heard Gloria ranting. She saw her and thought about what she saw earlier]
Gloria: What kind of human would totally disrespect someone's diary?! [sighs] What was I thinking? None of these humans can help me.
Gwen: Gloria? [Gloria sees Gwen]
Gloria: Gwen! [Runs up to her] Oh, are you okay? Listen, I'm really sorry for what happened back there. Heather had no right to spill out your secrets like that.
Gwen: Uh, speaking of secrets. Gloria? Is there something you're not telling us?
Gloria: [confused] Uh, what do you mean.
Gwen: I mean that I saw you earlier changing size and having wings on your back. [Gloria stood shock at what Gwen knows about her]
Gloria: [Nervous] Uh... I have no idea what your talking about...
Gwen: I'm talking about you not really... [Gloria backed away slowly before her shirt got snagged by a nail on the door and Gloria tripped revealing her wings] Ah ha! So you're not really human! You're a- [Gloria shuts her mouth and takes her inside]
Gloria: Shhhh! Yes! Okay I am a fairy! Please don't capture me!
Gwen: Capture you? Why would I do that?
Gloria: Well, you humans love to use our magic.
Gwen: No. I would never do that. I'm just surprised to see an actual fairy. I thought you guys didn't exist.
Gloria: Oh, we exist alright. But we didn't want humans to know we exist. Well, that was until Maclean found us out...
Gwen: Chris?
Gloria: Yes. That magical tree was where me and other fairies live. Chris Maclean has captured every last on of my kind. And has plans to use our magic. I am the only one who can save them. And I thought blending in with you humans and winning this tv show was my best bet. [sighs] I guess I was wrong. Now I see why we should never trust humans...
[Gwen puts her hand on Gloria's shoulder]
Gwen: You know, we're not as bad as you guys think.
Gloria: Oh yeah? Tell that to Heather! She lies, cheats, takes stuff without asking, and just now she just read your diary in public! I mean, who does that!? Seriously!
Gwen: Don't get me started... But not all of us are like her. We can be pretty friendly once you get to know us. Like I just got to know you.
Gloria: [sighs] It doesn't matter now. I'm not any close to saving everyone...
Gwen: But I thought you were doing so well.
Gloria: Yeah, when I thought I can trust you guys. [sighs] Well, I guess I'm on my own now. I'll leave you to probably tell everyone. [she leaves before Gwen stops her]
Gwen: I'm not telling anyone. I fact I'm gonna help you.
Gloria: Really? You'll help me save get my home back?
Gwen: You have my word.
Gloria: That's great, what is it?
Gwen: What?
Gloria: Your word.
Gwen: Uh, it's a figure of speech.
Gloria: Sounds great, can't wait to hear it.
Gwen: Uh... The point is, I'll keep your secret safe.
Gloria: Oh! Thank you! It's very important that no one else knows about this.
Gwen: Great! But first, there's something I want to you do.
Gloria: What is it?
Gwen: You fairies can talk to any creature right?
Gloria: Mostly animals but yeah. Why you ask?
Gwen: I need your help.
Gloria: For what?
Gwen: For payback. If Heather thinks she can get away with exposing my secrets, she's wrong!
Gloria: You mean mess with Heather? I don't know, that would be mean... Is what i would say if I actually care for her! I'm in! What's the plan?
Gwen: Okay, so after the elimination ceremony...
[Gwen whispers the plan to Gloria, and she smiles sinisterly. That night, after the elimination ceremony. Gwen and Gloria were at the Bass cabin and knocked on the door]
Gwen: Did you say you brought a red ant farm with you?
Harold: Yes…
[Soon, Gloria was outside the Gophers cabin and Gloria was talking to the ants]
Gloria: Remember, there are cake crumbs in it for you if you finish the job. [The red ants obey her and crawl out of the farm and into Heather's bed and soon enough the ants start biting and Heather was running out of the cabin screaming]
[Gloria and Gwen fist bumps]