I'm back from five minutes ago…
The group walked
through the forest, Bobathan at the lead. "I can now show you my
fligoojinglebooper." Said Bobathan. "Okay…" said Alan. Then,
a spinosaur walked up to them. "Uh-Oh…" Said Lex. "Run."
Said Alan out of the corner of his mouth. Then, the spinosaur began
to sing Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees… "Well you can tell by
the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man; no time to talk. Music
loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
Ah-ha-ha-ha Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive." Sang the spinosaur.
Bobathan ran to his fligoojinglebooper. The group did too. "Here it
is…" Hammond said with wide eyes. He revealed… a rock. "
WHAT!" screamed Alan. This woke Indy up. "The
British are coming, the British are coming!" Screamed Indy. "All
bow down to the FLIGOOJINGLEBOOPER!" screamed Bobathan. Everyone
stared. They walked away, and then, the raptors surrounded them. "Oh,
no." Said Alan. "What the heck are those?..." Asked Indy.
"Let's just call them, ah, six foot turkeys." Said Ian Malcolm.
Then, the raptors went in a line. There were four of them. Alan
realized that had striped vests on. "O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is
a-comin' down the street,
Oh please let it be for me!
O-ho the
Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street,
I wish, I wish I
knew what it could be!" Sang the raptors. Alan puzzled. The group
ran.