Ah, After recovering from a serious form of writers block, I am back!
Lex screamed. She was covering her eyes. Alan ran up to Lex. "Lex, what's the matter!" "IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS!" "What burns? " asked Alan. "The vests of the quartet! They're red and white stripes, It burns my eyes!" Yell-responded Lex. "Run everyone! They seem to have blinding ests! Run for your eyesight!" Said Alan. He left Lex there to die. "Hey! Look! These vests worked for once!" Remarked a raptor. They all took off their vests and jumped on Lex.
With Alan and the rest, they were heading toward the beach, Just like in Jurassic Park three. Billy wandered off and collected raptor eggs.
After the raptors finished Lex, the force told them that their eggs were stolen. "There is a disturbance in the force…" Said a small green raptor, he looked almost like a compy. All three Raptors pulled out purple lightsabers and tried to turn them on. They couldn't, since their arms were extremely flimsy. So, instead they used the old fashioned way. Claws and teeth.
"Yay , raptor eggs!" Screamed Billy as he pranced around with Bobathan. "Will you two stop prancing around about nothing!" asked Alan. "He has Hershey wrapper eggs!" Screamed Bobathan. "Hershey Wrapper eggs?" asked Alan. He then noticed Raptor eggs, not Hershey Wrapper eggs. Alan jumped. Billy Jumped. The raptors jumped. A man in California jumped. Indy jumped. They all jumped for the eggs, but the man in California was hit by a car. The raptors cut Billy, and hit Indy. Then, so I can make this story more Indiana-Jonesish, Indy mentioned a Jewel of doom. So, they went to a temple near the beach. Two spinosaur statues were guarding it. Then, at the center of the temple, was the Jewel of doom. Only people with Jones in their last name could touch it and not die. So, first, Alan stepped onto a big stone and an arrow hit his leg. "Ow.." said Alan. Then, Tim got hit in the neck by an arrow and died, while Indy dodged them all. "You're in good shape for your age." Declared Alan. They finally reached the jewel of doom, and Indy got it. Then, they jumped out of the tower, and got on the beach. Waiting for them, was the army.