The very next day, Gloria was tossing in turning in her bed because she couldn't shake off the feeling that there might be bad magic on the island. But as she was sleeping, the campers were awoken by the sound of a helicopter.
[The sound of a loud helicopter wakes all but Gloria]
Duncan: Oh! Hit the deck! They're coming, man! They found us!
Leshawna: Huh! Ooh! Ugh! Okay, that dude is really starting to get on my last nerve!
Heather: [yawns] Whatever. He just loves ruining our mornings. eth, Lindsay, go warm up the shower for me. Now! And remember…
Beth: Not too hot this time, I know. [yawns]
[Gloria yawns]
Gloria: Morning everybody.
Leshawana: Okay, seriously! How can you sleep through that?
Gloria: I am a very sound sleeper.
[Later, Gloria walked by to see a big line up for the bathroom]
Bridgette: What's the holdup?
Lindsay: Heather needs her private time.
Gloria: Private time?
Beth: Brush her hair, make up, shower, all that. Could be a while.
Gloria: She uses that much time in there and you guys just suffer out here?
Beth: I wouldn't say suffer but-
Gwen: Ugh! That's it. I'm going lumberjack style. [Exits]
Gloria: You know guys, you can't always let Heather have her way. You still don't see is that all she is doing is pushing you around!
Lindsay: No she's not.
Heather: Can one of you come in here and lotion my back? It's peeling! [Most of the campers backed away uncomfortably, leaving only Beth]
Chris: [through loudspeaker] I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit.
Gloria: Challenging challenge?
[They all head towards the campfire pt as Chris explains today's challenge]
Chris: Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!
Owen: We are ready! [laughs]
Chris: Incoming! [He threw a can of beans at the campers] This… is breakfast.
Heather: No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs.
Gloria: I don't see why you're complaining, since you hogged the bathroom a pig like you wouldn't mind. [Heather scowled at her]
Owen: Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you– [Heather threw a can at Owen]
Chris: Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting.
Gloria: Hunting? You don't mean hunting animals, do you?
Chris: Why yes I do, Gloria. [Holds up a paintball gun]
Duncan: That's more like it.
Harold: Isn't that a paintball gun?
Chris: Why yes Harold. It is.
Gloria: [gulps] That's not a real gun is it?
Chris: You tell me. [shoots Gloria, covering her in red paint]
Gloria: AAAH! I'm hit! I am dying! Oh! I can't believe I'm going out like this!
Gwen: Gloria! It's just red paint. [Wipes paint off Gloria's shirt] See?
[Gloria gets up feeling embarassed]
Gloria: Oh, heh, well that's different.
Bridgette: So we won't be killing anything?
Chris: Negatory. This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the team's once we get into the woods. So… finish breaky.
Gloria: I think Owen finished it for us.
[Owen is seen eating every last can of beans]
Owen: [burps loudly] Ahhh… Got any more?
Chris: And now for the team breakdowns. The Killer Bass hunters are… Harold, Geoff, and Bridgette. Locked and loaded with bass blue paint. And using orange paint are the Gopher hunters, Leshawna, Beth, Owen, Gloria, Lindsay. [Hands out paint guns to assigned hunters]
Owen: Whahoo! This is awesome, man!
Chris: You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps! The rest of you are now deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little whitetails.
Gloria: Aw! So cute!
Heather: Yeah right. I am not wearing that.
Duncan: There is no way I'm a deer. [Chris puts on the antlers on Duncan]
Chris: Take these off and your team is toast.
Owen: [chuckles]
Duncan: What are you lookin' at?
Owen: Oh, nothing. Bambi. [Pulls on Duncan's tail]
Duncan: You'd better be a good shot, tubby.
[The gophers prepare to hunt]
Chris: [through loudspeaker] Start your paintballs! Game on!
Beth: All right! Let's go bag some deer!
Leshawna: Aha! I am down with that!
Gloria: As long as we're not hurting anyone. Although, I wouldn't mind if Heather got hurt.
Leshawna: Couldn't agree more, sister.
[Owen splashes some yellow liquid on his face]
Beth: What are you doing?
Owen: Masking my scent so the deer don't smell me coming.
Gloria: You do know that we're not actually hunting real deer, right?
Leshawna: And what did you just splashed on your face? Tell me it's not...
Owen: Pee? Yes. Yes, it is!
[The girls are disgusted]
Beth: Ew!
Owen: I've got some more if you need some.
Gloria: No! No! We're good!
Beth: Besides, we're hunting other campers. You don't have to hide your scent.
Owen: You mean, I collected all this pee for nothing? [Throws the jar in the air and the girls ran away from it]
Leshawna: Dude. You are one sick ticket.
And so, Gloria and her team of hunters were on the march to find and splatter deer. But it seemed that there wasn't any chance of catching any contestants.
Beth: Aw, man. We're back to where we started and we haven't seen one deer.
Heather: Ahem. What took you so long?
Gloria: Alright! [Points her gun at Heather] Time to bag a bag!
Heather: Agh! Point that thing away from me!
Beth: Were we supposed to come find you?
Heather: Hello? Alliance, anyone?
Lindsay: Ooh, ooh, me! Can I be in one?
Gloria: Well, last time I checked I signed out of your stupid alliance! So prepared to have your clothes messed up.
Heather: Don't just stand there! Get her away from me!
Gloria: Come on guys! You seriously gonna lisiten to this jerk! She's the target! Don't let her treat you like this!
Lindsay: But she's gonna take us to the final three!
Gloria: You don't get it, do you?! She's using you! She doesn't care about you! The minute she gets to the finals she'll dump you!
[Beth starts to think about it]
Heather: Gloria, how dare you ever think that. I would never ditch my friends. [To Lindsay] Now, go get me some berries!
[Lindsay cheered as she ran off]
Gloria: [sighs] I don't have time for this. [Leaves]
Beth: Uh, Heather? Shouldn't we be, y'know, hunting?
Heather: She is hunting. For me. But actually, berries won't be enough. Go get me some chips.
Beth: In the forest?
Heather: In the dining hall. Now. And not barbeque!
[As Beth went on to do Heather's task, Gloria was trekking through the forest looking for deer to shoot. She then saw DJ acting like an actual deer and eating grass. Gloria was baffled by the sight]
Gloria: I'm not sure normal humans do that. [She was then grabbed into the bushes] What the!?
Owen: Shhh! Quiet. You'll scare him away.
Gloria: Owen?
Owen: I am in the midst of catching my prey. Stealth is the key for this catch.
[They stood still as they watch DJ]
Gloria: So what's happening now?
Owen: Shh! We can't getting spotted or heard by the prey. We must demonstrate patience and control... [farts]
[The sound alerted DJ and he pranced off]
Gloria: [covers her nose] Nice demonstration...
Owen: Come!
[Owen and Gloria gave chase to DJ and as they were running Gloria saw Beth walking and grumbling which made Gloria wonder. She walks toward her while Owen continues to hunt for DJ. He hid in a bush.]
Owen: The hunter moves in, aware of every proton in his environment. [A snake slithers on Owen's head] Aw, crap! [He accidentally gives himself away and DJ trots off] Haha! It's on, DJ! Your butt's a hamburger and I'm one hot barbeque!
[Gloria continues to follow Beth and notices how angry she was]
Gloria: Hey, Beth?
Beth: Whoever you are, go ahead. Shoot me. You can't make today any suckier!
Gloria: Uh, that won't work. You need to be a deer. [Beth turns around to see Gloria]
Beth: Oh, hey Gloria...
Gloria: Not so happy about Heather huh?
Beth: [sarcastically] Oh, no! I'm perfectly fine with Heather! I'm just risking my life for someone who doesn't do anything for me! I'm great!
Gloria: Uh, that was sarcasm right? [Beth groans] Look, Beth you don't have to settle as someone as low as Heather. She has no right has no right to treat anyone like someone lower than her. All she cares about winning.
Beth: So do you.
Gloria: Well, yes. But for a different reason... But anyway, my point is you shouldn't let anyone bigger than you push you around.
[Beth wonders about her words before she finally reached Heather]
Heather: What took you so long?
Beth: [Gives Heather the chips] Here. I hope you know what I had to go, go through to get those–
Heather: There's like… eleven chips left. [sniffs] And they're Barbeque! Go exchange them for dill pickle!
[Beth was fed up]
Beth: No.
Heather: What did you just say?
Beth: You heard me.
Heather: Take it back.
Beth: No.
Heather: Take. It. Back.
Beth: I said no! Gloria was right about you! You're nothing but a selfish, bossy, jerk! And I'm tired of being your slave. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a challenge to complete.
Gloria: Ha!
Heather: This is your fault! You've corrupted her with your niceness! You- [Gloria then shot her a few times covering her with paint]
Gloria: Bullseye! [laughs]
Heather: You're gonna pay for that! [Gloria shoots her a couple more times and Heather falls down]
Gloria: No I won't! [Laughs and leaves]
[Gloria then catches up to Beth]
Gloria: Hey, Beth!
Beth: Gloria!
Gloria: Feels good stading up to Heather doesn't it?
Beth: Yeah, it kinda does! I'd love to do it again!
Gloria: [sees Heather and Lindsay coming] You just might. Because here she comes.
Heather: There you are Beth! And to a lesser extent, Gloria. [Gloria glares at her] We've been talking about you.
Gloria: You have, haven't you?
Heather: Yes. We have. And we have to give you two one last chance. You both can rejoin our alliance if.. [To Gloria] You are able to obey what I tell you. [To Beth] And you, take back what you said about me.
Beth: Take back what?
Heather: The "N" word. No.
Beth: I don't wanna take it back.
Heather: You are nothing without me!
Gloria: We'd rather be nothing than join you!
Beth: Do you know why we keep losing challenges?
Heather: Because they're lame and stupid?
Beth: No. Because you're so busy being mean that you don't even try. All you can think of is bossing us around!
Gloria: She's right, you know. But you don't know, because you never listen to any of us! All you care about is winning!
Heather: I know you want to win too, Gloria!
Gloria: I do but not this way! With all this lying, manipulating, and cheating! I'm winning my own way! [Grabs Beth] We are!
Beth: We are?
Gloria: Yes! Starting now I'm forming my own alliance! And we are gonna win fair and square! And not with you in it! [Heather was furious at this. So furious that she took off her nose and threw it at her] You do realize we have weapons on our side? [Gloria and Beth take out their guns]
Heather: So do i! [Points at Lindsay] Now, I'm gonna give you two one more chance.
Beth: Why? Because you know you can't win without your little alliance?
Heather: I can make your lives miserable here!
Gloria: You already do that.
Beth: Come on, Miss Come-Put-Lotion-On-My-Nasty-Alligator-Skin! What do I have to lose?
Heather: Fine! Be all alone then! Loser!
Gloria: She won't be alone! She's working with me now!
Beth: Yeah! And she's twice the leader you'll ever be!
Heather: Grrrrr! [Someone then shoots Heather from the back] Ow! Who was that?
[Enter Leshawna]
Leshawna: Oh! I knew I should've gone to the optometrist before I came out here! Ha, sorry about that!
Heather: You! Gimme your gun! Give it! [Beth shoots her in the leg] Ow! Charliehorse! [falls down]
Gloria: Ha! Nice shot!
Leshawna: Girl, you crazy.
Beth: Heh. Just looked like a lot of fun when you did it.
[The three girls laughed]
Heather: Stop laughing! [Gloria shoots her] Agh! My mouth was open! [gets up] That's it! [Grabs Lindsay's gun] Gimme that! [Shoots Gloria, Beth, and Leshawna covering them all in paint]
Beth: Oh, now it is so on.
[The girls pointed their guns and began shooting each other while Lindsay takes cover. As they continued to shoot, Geoff Bridgette, and Harold finds the three and begins shooting at them]
Bridgette: This is really fun!
Chris: [through loudspeaker] Attention human wildlife and hunters! Please report back to camp! It's time to show your hides and tally up the scores!
[Soon all the campers and Gloria gathered by the medical tent as Chris was pacing around]
Chris: Tsk tsk tsk. Stealing from Chef. Eating chips in the woods. Being mauled by bears. Do you know what I see here? I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product. And I have to say… that was awesome! Haha! When you guys opened fire on your own team? Wicked TV, guys.
Harold: Hey. Where are Duncan and Courtney?
[Duncan and Courtney appeared with their antlers stuck to each other]
Gwen: Oh, this is too much.
Owen: [laughs] Duncan, you sly dog, you!
Duncan: [smirks] The girl can't keep her antlers off me. [That's when Courtney kicked the punk in the groin] Ooof! [falsetto] Can't even bend over.
Chris: Easy, Courtney. Our medical tent is really only equipped for one at a time and Cody's pretty messed up.
Gloria: Aw, It's okay Cody. I'm sure that bear didn't mean it... I assume!
Chris: Well, since three members of the Gophers are dripping in paint… [Lindsay turns her back revealing she got shot too] Make that four members. And some of them aren't even deer. I think we have our winner!
[The bass cheered, winning another challenge]
Chris: You're off to a hunting camp shindig!
Duncan and Geoff: Whoo!
Chris: Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony. Again.
[Later that night at the campfire ceremony...]
Heather: I mean, seriously. Twice in a row? What is wrong with you people? I can't wait to see Beth get kicked off. I just wish I could vote off three campers at once. [Gloria blows a rasberry at her]
[Confessional: Cody]
Cody: Heheheh. Okay. I know I got mauled by a bear, but I'm feeling good about this. I'm a quick healer. And besides, Heather's as mean as a snake, dude. Her own team shot her like eighteen times. They'll never kick me off.
[Confessional: Leshawna]
Leshawna: Who did I vote for? Well, Heather's been a pain in my butt from day one. But I gotta say… Cody.
[Confessional: Owen]
Owen: Yeah, that Cody. Not so useful in challenges anymore.
[Confessional: Gloria]
Gloria: My vote's on Heather. A witch like her I can definitely live without!
[Confessional: Lindsay]
Lindsay: I totally admire Belle and Grenda for standing up to Heather, but they're so dead now.
[End confessionals]
Chris: There are only seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper–
Gwen: [quickly] Who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return The Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. Can't we just get this over with?
Chris: Fine. Whatever. Spoil the moment. [Tosses a marshmallow to each camper] Trent. Lindsay. Owen. Gwen. Leshawna. Beth. Gloria. Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight... [Pauses then tosses a marshmallow to...] Heather.
Heather: You are all lucky, okay? Very lucky!
Gloria: I don't consider myself very lucky. You're still here.
Heather: Grrrr!
Chris: Cody. The Dock of Shame awaits, bro. I guess we can help you get there.
Beth: I'll do it!
After Beth pushes Cody to the dock of shame, or more into the ocean. She was having a nighttime chat with Gloria.
[Gloria and Beth were in their cabin]
Gloria: Sorry, I got caught up in your fight Beth. I think I made it more about me then it should be about you.
Beth: It's fine. Besides I appreciate you looking out for me. So you're really gonna make an alliance with me?
Gloria: Yes, although I don't think I'd use the word 'Alliance'. I don't wanna stoop to Heather's level. Maybe we can be part of a team!
Beth: [Laughs] We're already part of a team.
Gloria: Oh, right. Hmm... How about a gang? No. A crew? Or maybe...
Beth: Let's work on names later. And thanks for believing in me.
Gloria: No problem. That's only what true friends would do. Good night...
Beth and Gloria went to sleep, but Gloria kept shuffling around. She knew there was something strange affecting her team. But she'll soon find that out...