[The very next morning, Gloria was asleep dreaming of being home with her family. She dreamt of the time Richter was teaching her to fly. A Young Gloria was standing on top of a branch while her Father was flying in front of her.]
Richter: Come on, Gloria. You can do it!
Young Gloria: [frightened] I-I-I can't! I'm scared!
Richter: I know you can do it! Just let go of your fear. [Gloria looked at her father's reassuring face] I'll catch you.
[Gloria then closed her eyes then fell backwards. She fell down and then she flew right back up]
Richter: Yes! I knew you can do it!
Young Gloria: [Flew around Richter excitedly] Daddy! I'm flying! I'm flying!
Richter: [laughs] That's my girl! [Gloria hugs her father] You see my girl. If you let go of all your fear and worries, you can achieve anything. [Gloria smiles at him and they hug until she began to hear helecopter blades]
Young Gloria: Huh? [A giant helecopter appeared from the sky and out came Chris Maclean looking dark with red eyes and dark hair. He maniacally laughed as he held out a vaccum] AAH!
Richter: Run Gloria! [Gloria flew away as Chris sucked up all the other fairies. The king struggled to resist the vaccum's hold on him but he got sucked up last the young fairy princess was horrified to see her dad taken away]
Young Gloria: DADDY! [Before she was sucked up as well she woke up]
Gloria: [wakes up] AAAH! [pants then sighs in relief] Just a dream... [Gloria walked outside and sees Chris Maclean piloting the very same helicopter in her dream] AAH! IT'S A REAL NIGHTMARE!
[Most of the campers fled while Chris flew around]
Chris: Yes! I can't wait to get my pilot's license! [He crashes the plane into an outhouse offscreen] Just flexing your muscles for today's [through megaphone] EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!
Gwen: Ugh… It's too early for this.
Chris: This week, you'll participate in three challenges. First up, [through megaphone] Extreme sofa bed skydiving! Contestants will plummet, uh… Skydive to a waiting sofa bed target below. Of course, you'll be skydiving from five thousand feet. And using these parachutes. [Tosses the parachutes out] Our lucky contestants are DJ and Gloria.
Gloria: Sure, I'm down.
DJ: Yeah. Uh, sure. Bring it on.
Chris: Not so fast. Because the second challenge of the day is… [through megaphone] Extreme rodeo moose riding! Contestants will rodeo ride the great Canadian bucking moose for eight seconds or get hooved into a giant pile of socks from the lost-and-found.
Leshawna: That stink pile ain't nothing but laundry day back home.
Chris: It's your lucky day, Leshawna. You're riding for Gophers. And Geoff, you'll ride for Bass.
Geoff: Yeah!
Owen: He doesn't look too bucky to me. Hi, beautiful. [The moose kicked Owen in the face]
Chris: [through megaphone] And the final challenge… Extreme sea doo waterskiing! Contestants will waterski a race course grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line. While a member from the opposing team tries to deceive you.
Heather: How can we waterski without water?
Chris: [through megaphone] It's really hard. Check it out.
[Chef was seen driving an out of control sea doo. He flipped several times on the ground before crashing to the trees]
Chris: [through megaphone] [laughs] Awesome! Harold, you'll ski for Killer Bass.
Harold: Sweet!
Chris: And Lindsay for the Screaming Gophers.
Lindsay: Kewl! I can model my new bikini!
Chris: [through megaphone] Now for the cool swag! Whoever scores the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination and wins a tricked out Multi Massage Mobile Shower. [Chris presents the very shower the winning team will recieve]
Heather: Can it be?
Chris: Oh, it be.
Owen: [Eats marshmallows] Ah, a shower? How 'bout something good?
Heather: Listen to me, you marshmallow eating goof! We are going to win that shower if it's the last thing we do, got it? [Owen chokes on a marshmallow. Heather ran as Harold gave Owen the heimlich. He spat out the marshmallow and it hits Heather in the head]
Chris: Okay, gang. Chow for breakkie, then report back in twenty minutes for… [through megaphone] The extreme sports challenge!
[plane buzzes off]
Meanwhile, at the other side of the island. Cedric was still wandering around in the forest looking for Gloria. By now, he was both lost and scared. And what's worse, he started to hear things...
[Cedric began to hear some crunching near by]
Cedric: W-W-What was that?! [The sound was a squirrell biting a nut. He then heard some trees rustling] Huh?!
[That sound was a bear scratching his back on a tree. With each noise, the servant became more terrified. He heard branches snapping, seagulls cawing, beavers chewing on wood. Cedric was flying for his life until he stops by a cute chipmunk]
Cedric: Oh, you're an adorable little rodent. [The chipmunk roars ferociously at Cedric] AAAAAAAHHHHH! [Cedric flies up in into a tree] Oh, sweet wings! How does the princess hang out in such a deadly place. I am so getting king Richter to give Gloria a stern talking to when this is all over! [Flies off the tree to continues to search for Gloria] Hang on, princess! Uncle Cedric's coming!
[Meanwhile, at the mess hall. Gloria was fiddling with her grey slop in sadness]
Gwen: What's the matter, Gloria?
Gloria: Nothing... [sighs] I just had a bad dream.
Gwen: What was it about?
Gloria: Oh, nothing special. Just a haunting reminder of what I'm fighting for. The whole reason I'm on this "show". [sighs again] If I'm going to win this thing I need some extra help. But who else can I get to join my alliance? [Gloria looks around the mess hall for people she can trust. She then sees Owen eating some gray slop] Bingo. He looks trustworthy. [Owen then burps up a card]
Owen: [to Chef] Sweet grub bro!
[Gloria walks up to Owen]
Gloria: Owen! My man. Let's talk.
Owen: Sure, Gloria. What's up?
Gloria: Listen, you've been doing great for this team. What if I told you that you can get an advantage to this game.
Owen: An advantage?
Gloria: Yes! You help me and I'll take you to finals with me.
Owen: [gasp] You would really do that?
Gloria: Totally. You in? [Owen shakes her hand]
Owen: Wow! Thanks Gloria! You're a real friend.
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: This is great! With more people on my side I'll have a real advantage in this game. And bonus, I'll get even with Heather.
[End confessonals]
[Heather sees Gloria talking to Owen. She gets suspicious]
Heather: Hmm...
[Confessionals: Heather]
Heather: So Gloria thinks she can form her own little alliance, huh? If she thinks she can get rid of me that easily she's got another thing coming! I'll show her not mess with me!
[End confessionals]
[Soon, outside the camp]
Chris: Now, remember! Ground teams can wheelie the sofa beds wherever they want in order to help their comrade with the landing.
Heather: Been nice knowing you Gloria. I hope your efforts to help your team are worth the chalk outline. [Heather shows a chalk outline of Gloria]
Gloria: [sarcastically] Way to be supportive, Heather.
[Dj and Gloria then got on the plane and they flew up in the air.]
Gloria: [Looks out the door] Wow! I can see the whole island from here! [DJ gulps]
[Chris comes in with some signing papers]
DJ: But we already signed insurance forms at the beginning of the show!
Chris: Yeah! But these are for organ donation! I have this cool cannibal challenge I wanna pitch to the producers, and this'll go a long way toward budgeting free props! Here comes the drop!
Gloria: [shakes DJ's hand] Well, see you on the way down! [Jumps off the plane] Woooo!
[Confessional: Chris]
Chris: I gotta hand it to her. Girl's got guts. I can use that on my show. What? It's not like she needs them where she's going.
[End confessionals]
[Gloria was falling down the sky feeling happy and free]
Gloria: Man! This feels great! I'm flying without the use of my wings. [Floats through the sky looks at her landing place.] Well, time to put on the brakes. [She brings out her wings and floated on down, and as she got close to the end. She puts them back and lands right on top of Owen who was sleeping on the couch.] Thanks for breaking my fall, Owen.
Heather: What?! How did you land so easily? You were falling from like a thousand feet in the air!
Gloria: [shrugs] I did a lot of skydiving back in my day... [Chris flew in with a megaphone]
Chris: Both teams are tied 1-1! Time to mosey on over to challenge #2!
[As the teams walked over to the next challenge, Heather looked at Gloria suspiciously and then stormed up to her]
Heather: Hey! [Gloria ignored her] Don't you ignore me! [Gloria continued to walk until Heather grabbed her by the arm] Listen, Purple! Don't think I know what you're doing!
Gloria: What?
Heather: You think you can march in here, and get everyone against me just to win?!
Gloria: Well, technically you got everyone to turn against you due to your bossiness.
Heather: Grrr! I don't know what your game is but I won't let you take me out! If anyone's winning this game, it's me!
Gloria: Whatever you say, crazy. [leaves]
[Heather scowls at Gloria]
Chris: [through megaphone] Okay, cowpokes! Let's start… the rodeo moose challenge!
[Geoff and Leshawna got ready to ride the moose, Gloria sees Gwen and Bridgette talking]
Gloria: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
[Gwen then gets an Idea]
Gwen: Gloria! Just the girl I want to see.
Gloria: I'm happy to see you too, Gwen. What's up?
Gwen: I was hoping you would settle an argument between me and Bridgette. [Holds out the card Owen burped out earlier]
Gloria: What's that?
Gwen: Bridgette and I found this earlier this morning. It's haiku.
Gloria: Gesundheit.
Gwen: No, a haiku it's a japanese poem. [Whispers to Gloria] I was hoping you use your fairy senses to find out how wrote this.
Gloria: [looks at the letter] Okay, so the letter isn't from Geoff...
Gwen: Ha! Told ya Geoff couldn't write something like this!
Bridgette: What makes you think that Geoff isn't capable of writing something romantic?
[Geoff was flying off the moose and lands right into the pile of dirty socks]
Chris: Out? [Geoff rises out of the sock pile gagging from the scent][through megaphone] Ooh, that stinks big time for Bass! [Screen pauses]Wait a minute. Pause that! Let's just rewind that shot and run it in super slow-mo? [Rewinds to the moment where Geoff flies off the moose in slow motion] I'm embarrassed. This is so degrading, I mean just look at me. Can we just please get decent budget together for hair and makeup? I look like I just fell out of bed! Geesh! [real time] [through megaphone] No, seriously? That is some rank stuff. Leshawna, let's get!
[Leshawna cracks her knuckles and gets on the moose]
Leshawna: [to Chef] I hope you got a moose burger recipe handy! [to moose] Heheh. Easy, boy. You don't wanna make me mad, now. [The moose got so angry it shot fire out of it's snout. Gloria sees this and gets suspicious]
Gloria: Moose don't do that when they're angry. [gasps] Unless they've been doused with fairy dust! [The moose is seen red eyed and charging up his hooves] Leshawna! Get off there!
Leshawna: Oh I ain't getting off!
Gloria: But I really think you should... [The Moose crashed out of the gate and then raced across the forest while Leshawna holds on] Oh no! I gotta do something! It's too dangerous for non magical creatures to be exposed to fairy dust! [Gloria dashes of after the speeding moose]
Leshawna: Ooh! Ooh! That the best you got? Ooh! You got nothin'! Whoo!
[The Moose got more angrier and ran faster than a regular moose. Gloria flew as fast as she could to catch up with Leshawna while not letting her be seen]
Gloria: Okay, think Gloria! What's the best way get fairy dust out of a non magical creature? [Thinks about it then gets an Idea] That's it! [Flies over to a bird then plucks on of it's feathers] Sorry! I'll give it back to you! [The bird chirps angrily as she flies back to the moose] Okay, here we go. This is gonna be gross... [Gloria waves the feather in front of the moose's snout until it started to itch and then sneezed out the fairy dust but also blew Gloria into a tree covering her with snot] Ugh...
[As Gloria flies over to the wash the snot off, the final challenge was taking place]
Chris: [through megaphone] So, we have a tie! Whoever wins the extreme sea doo waterski challenge… wins invincibility!
Lindsay: I'm ready!
[Everyone gasped at the sight of Lindsay's swimwear]
Heather: We are so dead. Unless… I get to drive the wave jumper!
Leshawna: Just win the dang shower so I can get my hair did.
[Gloria enters]
Gloria: Excuse me, but I think I should-
Heather: Oh no you don't! I'm taking this one! [Soon enough, Harold and Heather were getting ready for the final challenge] [to Harold] You are so out of your league, Alpha Geek.
Chris: Here's the road rules. Oh wait, there are no rules! Which means this is gonna be awesome! And go!
[Heather drove the sea doo too fast for Harold to keep up as he dragged his face in the mud. She continued to ride the sea doo through the ramp, but Harold managaes to grab the first flag]
Chris: [over loudspeaker] Flag one for Bass!
Geoff: Nice!
[Angry, Heather continued to aggressively drive the sea doo as the nerd grabbed more flags for the team]
Chris: [over loudspeaker] Five flags and headed home!
Heather: That's impossible!
Chris: Heather has to cross the finish line or be disqualified! but when she does, Harold will take five flags to victory for the Killer Bass!
[Fed up, Heather pulled out a knife]
Heather: Game over, guppy!
Harold: Victory is… huh?
[But before she could cut Harold off, she didn't notice that there was a branch behind her. It snagged on her top and ripped it off exposing her chest. (Censored of course!) Harold was so shocked he didn't see the rock in front of him. He crashed into it, then Heather crashed into a rock and landed on a bear]
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: Wow, that had to be embarassing! Then again it's not as embarassing as the time I skinny dipped in the lake. Mental note: be sure no one is looking before stripping. There are a lot of creeps out in the woods.
[End confessional]
Chris: I don't know what Heather did to make Harold lose his concentration, but its a total wipeout for the Bass team!
Harold: Boobies…
[Soon it was Lindsay and Duncan's turn, meanhwile Gwen was trying to see who wrote the haiku]
Gwen: So if we win, is there a someone special you'll be, uh, showering for?
Owen: Why would I need to shower? We're in the wild! [burps]
Gwen: [gags] Never mind. Ugh!
Gloria: What are you doing?
Gwen: I'm still trying to find out who wrote that haiku.
Gloria: Oh I know who wrote that haiku.
Gwen: You do? Who?
Gloria: It was-
[Before Gloria could finish, a loud crash was heard. Duncan was seen flying in the air and into a tree]
Chris: She won? [over loudspeaker] Gophers win!
[The other gophers cheered as they save themselves from elimination once again]
Lindsay: Sorry about that Doug, I just really wanted that shower!
Duncan: Ugh, whatever!
[Lindsay slid right into Leshawna's arms]
Leshawna: Girlfriend, gimme some sugar!
[Gloria joined the celebration]
Gwen: Wait! Come back! Who wrote the poem?!
Chris: The Bass team went belly-up and will now decide which fishy to flush, while the Gophers totally scored some much-needed showers.
[The girls are seen coming out after a realxing shower]
Owen: What's up with chicks and showers?
[Later, Bridgette and Gwen were stumped as they still couldn't figure out who the note was for]
Gwen: So we ruled out Owen and DJ.
Bridgette: I know! So who could it be?
[Gloria came in wearing sparkly purple robes]
Gloria: Man, I never had showers like this back home.
Gwen: Gloria! There you are! You were about to tell me who wrote this poem!
Gloria: Oh, yeah! It was definetly... uh...
Bridgette: Well?
Gloria: Shoot! I must've forgot when I was taking that shower? It was just so relaxing in there it slipped my mind! What was it again...
[Enter Leshawna]
Leshawna: What are you guys talkin' about?
Chris: Another note from your secret admirer, Leshawna?
Bridgette and Gwen: Leshawna's the crush, girl?
Leshawna: You two know someone else here with a booty as luscious as an apple?
Gwen: But we still don't know who wrote it.
[That night, it was time to vote a bass member off]
Chris: As you know, if you do not recieve a marshmallow, you will be forced to walk the Dock of Shame, and you will never ever return to camp. Bridgette and DJ, you are safe. [Tosses marshmallows to DJ and Bridgette; through megaphone] Geoff! You're safe, too! [Tosses marshmallow to Geoff who was up a tree due to his smell]
Geoff: Muchos luchos, compadre!
Chris: Okay, that leaves Harold, who bailed big for reasons unknown. And Duncan who bailed even bigger because Lindsay left him circling the drain in a shameless–
Duncan: [through gritted teeth] The chick was determined.
Chris: Which is why you're safe. [Gives a marsmallow to Duncan] Harold, sorry dude. You're done like dinner.
[Harold packed his bags as he readies to enter the boat of losers]
Harold: Farewell Total Drama Island! I loved, I lost, and I saw boobies! What more could a man ask for?
Gwen: You loved?
Leshawna: You're a man?
Bridgette: You saw boobies?
Harold: Leshawna, I meant every word of that poem!
Leshawna: Poem? That was you?
Gloria: Oh, yeah! Now I remeber! It was Harold who wrote that poem! For Leshawna!
Bridgette: No. Way.
[Both Leshawna and Harold ran towards each other in slow motion. Then the ebony girl hugged the nerd tight]
Leshawna: Baby, you some kind of freaky!
Harold: [straining] Give daddy some sugar.
[They all awed as the two lovers kissed right before Chef drags Harold off the boat and drove off]
Gloria: [sighs] It's so nice to see someone to find love in the most unexpected way...
Leshawna: Sure is... Wait a minute? [Calls to Harold] Who's boobies did you see?!
Gloria: Don't look at me. My girls are strictly my eyes only. But... [Points to Heather who came out of the shower]
Leshawna: Uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh, see now, you messed with the wrong sister!
Heather: Oh please. It was a total fluke. You think I'd actually show that dweeb my boobs on purpose? [Leshawna angrily begins to chase Heather]
Gwen: Well, that's settled. Night.
Bridgette: Night.
[The two went their seperate ways. Meanwhile, Gloria once again looked up at the stars wondering if she'll find her special someone.]
Gloria: I wonder if I'll ever find my true love?...
[Gloria sighs as she picked up a flower and walked through the camp as she sang her song]
Gloria:
Moonlight, daylight
there is no say who is different...
we all have darkness
we all have light
but we are who we are inside...
who is to say we can't all share this world...
I had this dream since I was a young girl
that we all can be...
together in harmony...
[Gloria sat at the dock still holding a flower and sighs]
Gloria: Maybe some day...
[Gloria lets go of the flower and walks back to camp]