[The very next morning, Gloria and the others entered the main lodge]
Trent: What? No breakfast?
Chris: Oh, don't worry bro. There will be plenty of food later on. [Chris and Chef snickered]
Leshawna: What are you two bozos so giggly about?
[The host and the chef continue to snicker silently]
Gloria: What are you two up to?
Chris: Congratulations to the remaining ten campers for reaching the halfway mark in the competition! You'll all be on the jury for the final episode.
Geoff: We got the power! Yeah!
Gloria: Yes! One step closer to home!
Chris: The two teams will become one next week. But first, all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and all the guys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as history itself. A battle of the sexes.
Gloria: Alright! Bring it on!... What's that?
Gwen: It means boys vs girls.
Chris: After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then, you'll have an uh… bite to eat. [Chris and Chef continued laughing] Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off. [Everyone was happy to hear that] It's all for reward and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!
[They walked out of the main hall and prepare to move cabins]
Heather: Wow, your hair looks great today. So natural.
Bridgette: Thanks, I–
Heather: How do you take care of it? You have to share your secret.
Bridgette: Oh, uh, it's nothing really. [Gloria intervenes]
Gloria: Quit buttering her up! [To Bridgette] Stay away from her. She's trouble.
[Meanwhile, the Outsiders were spying on Chris and Chef at the mess hall. The fairies were stacked above one another with Monica on top.]
Zack: You see anything?
Monica: Hold on... [Sees Chef preparing something] I see him! He's making something!
George: What is it!
Monica: Some kind of flat pie with fish on it, huge veiny beans, and... worms? [George's mouth waters at mentioning of food and the drool drips all over Zack]
Zack: Ugh! Dude! Watch the drool!
George: Sorry. It's just that all that stuff sounds delicious!
Monica: [Climbs down] Everything sounds delicious to you. You'll eat pretty much anything.
George: True.
Monica: And besides it barely looks edible. I can't believe humans eat this stuff.
Addison: Well, anyway. We've got enough information we need.
Zack: You think Glenda's doing okay?
Monica: Oh, I know she is. Girl's doing just fine thanks to us.
George: Yeah, all thanks to our brilliant plan.
Monica: Well, technically it was my brilliant plan. But I guess you guys helped too. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she's making a lot friends with those humans.
[Meanwhile, in the girls cabin...]
Leshawna: Nobody's leaving until I find out who ate my pudding pockets!
Heather: I ate them. So what?
Leshawna: Whoa! Pump the brakes a minute! You're "so what"ing me? That's my food. No one touches my food!
Heather: Whatever, deal with it. It serves you right for leaving your junk everywhere, especially that. That is bugging me.
Leshawna: Yeah, it'd bug me too if I didn't have anything in the front or in the back to shake.
Heather: Yeah? Well, you've got so much junk in your trunk, your jeans should come with a trash compactor!
Leshawna: Ooh! You want a piece of this?
[Gloria tries to stop the fight]
Gloria: Guys! Please! Let's at least try to to kill each other in front of Bridgette.
Heather: Don't even try to preach to me, purple!
Leshawna: Hey, back off! [Heather and Leshawna ready to fight just as Bridgette entered]
Heather: Bridgette! It's so good to see you! Come in, come in! Welcome to our cabin. We're like a big family in here.
Gwen: Big and dysfunctional.
Heather: Anything you need, just yell.
Bridgette: Thanks for the awesome welcome, Heather.
Gloria: Trust me, she's not as nice she says.
Lindsay: Don't listen to her. Of course Heather's nice! Just as long as you do whatever she says. [Heather kicks her in the shin]
Heather: [laughs] Yeah, we love joking around here at girls cabin. I made sure your bunk was next to mine–
Lindsay: But that's my bed. [Heather stomps on her foot again]
Heather: So we can talk and share and really get to know each other.
Bridgette: Okay, yeah! Hey, thanks everybody, I can't wait to get to know all of–
Heather: Okay! Plenty of time to chat later! Let's unpack.
[After unpacking. Heather was showing her makeup case to Bridgette]
Heather: What's mine is yours. Nail polish, scrunchies, earrings, just help yourself.
Lindsay: Wow.
[Heather clamps the case shut]
Gloria: [pulls Bridgette] Word of advice: stay away from Heather.
Heather: Mind your own business!
Leshawna: We're a team and we gotta live in the same cabin, so this is all of our business.
Bridgette: Yeah! We're a team. We should be using this as an opportunity to get to know each other better.
Heather: You want to play that way? Fine. Be on their side! [Heather places a taped line on the floor] This is my side and that's your side! You can choose the weird girls if you want, but just so you know, once you do, you're like, not allowed on our side. Right, Lindsay? [Lindsay walks to Heather's side]
Gloria: Don't worry Bridgette. I know you'll make the right descision.
[Confessional: Bridgette]
Bridgette: [confessional] I thought we were supposed to be a team. You know, "united together in solidarity" or something.
[End Confessional]
Bridgette: Let's build bridges, not walls!
Heather: Take your pick.
[Bridgette couldn't decide but in the end she went over to Gloria's side]
Heather: You just dug your own grave.
[Everyone except Gloria and Brigdette leave]
Bridgette: Let's try to get along, okay? Otherwise, the guys are going to cream us, don't you get it?
Gloria: Don't worry, Bridgette. Besides Heather, everyone is nice here. I for one would like to welcome you to our team. And now that were on the same team. Would you like to join my alliance?
Bridgette: Your alliance?
Gloria: Yeah. To ensure we end the show without betraying on another and actually work together.
Bridgette: Wow. That actually sounds good. I'm in. [Shakes hands with Gloria]
Gloria: Great. And If we just so happen to vot off Heather that would be a bonus...
Bridgette: What?
Gloria: Nothing. I promise you we will be a great team.
[Later at the mess hall. All the campers were gathered. The outsiders were hiding under the table as Chris spoke]
Zack: What's happening?
Monica: Shh! Quiet all of... [Looks around] Hey, where's George?
Chris: It's time for today's challenge!
Leshawna: Uh, where's breakfast at?
Chef and Chris: [snickering]
Heather: Stop doing that!
Chris: Let's just tell them… Today's challenge is… The Brunch of Disgustingness! You'll be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross. Just that it'll likely be… gross.
Chef: Tell them what they'll get if they win, Chris!
Chris: The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort where they'll be pampered, eat gourmet nosh, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight and spend the next two days here. On Total Drama Island. With Chef.
[Confessional: Gloria]
Gloria: I can take anything these guys can take out!
[Confessional: Bridgette]
Bridgette: I just hope we win to ease some of the tension. I mean, I'll try anything once. Except meat. I can't eat meat.
[End confessionals]
Leshawna: Ahem. Take a whiff, boys! [inhales] 'Cause all I smell is victory for me and my girls!
Owen: I'll eat anything! Even my gitch if I have to. [Holds up his underwear] Will I have to?
Gloria: I hope not...
Chris: Let's begin the challenge! First… Some Hors D'oeuvres.
[Chef opens up the lids from the trays. And when Gloria's tray opened, it revealed George eating the food]
Gloria: DAH! [Gloria hides George under her shirt before anyone noticed]
Bridgette: You okay Gloria?
Gloria: [nervous] Uh.. I'm fine it's just that... Could you excuse me for a moment... [Runs off]
Owen: Ha! I guess she can't handle her meatballs. [Eats a "meatball"]
Chris: Well, technically, you're right, Owen. But these are kinda special.
Chef: It's beef testicle bourguignon.
Owen: [mouth full] Testicles? [vomits all over DJ]
[Meanwhile, Gloria ran to the back of the mess hall with George in hand and transforms into her fairy form]
Gloria: George! What are you doing here!?
George: Hey, Glenda! I thought I'd check out the buffet.
Gloria: Buffet!? We're in the middle of a challenge! You can't just pop in like that!
George: Relax, we're laying low. And while we were at it, I might as well catch a bite or two, or five...
Gloria: Listen, George. This is my only chance to get back home and the only way I can do that is to blend in with these humans! And I can't do that if you guys keep popping in like this!
George: Please, Glenda! I just want to taste all the delicous human food! I'll be quiet, I promise!
Gloria: [sighs] Okay, fine. But lay low...
[Later, Gloria transformed back into a human and joined the campers]
Heather: And where were you? I thought we were a team.
Gloria: We are! I just needed some air.
Heather: Well, airhead we need to focus. Look how grossed out the guys are! We can win this round.
Lindsay: Oh… Okay, gross me right out the door! But I could totally use a pedicure at that resort. My corns are growing corns.
Heather: What's the matter? Mm… You big boys can't eat a little meatball?
Geoff: Come on! We can't let the girls win! Our manhood is at stake!
[Trent puts one whole testicle in his mouth. Gloria sticks a fork in her food and felt uneasy as she looked at it]
Gloria: This definitely doesn't look edible. [gulps] You can do this. [She opens wide to take a bite but before she could eat, George popped out of her shirt and ate the whole thing]
[Heather goes over to Bridgette and notices that she wasn't eating]
Bridgette: I'm a vegetarian. It's against my principles.
[The girls heard a belch and looked at Gloria]
Heather: Well, Gloria has no trouble eating it and she's a vegetarian.
Bridgette: Uh, well...
Heather: Are you sabotaging the team just to spite me?
Bridgette: No I...
[Geoff comes over to Bridgette]
Geoff: It's not that big a deal. Sometimes they castrate bulls for uh… m-medical reasons.
[Bridgette sighs and eats a testicle. Meanwhile, Gloria looked at George.]
Gloria: George! I thought you were gonna be quiet!
George: Sorry, Glenda. I just couldn't help myself.
Gloria: Well, stop it! You're blowing my cover! Just stop!
George: Okay. Sorry... [Flies down Gloria's shirt]
Gloria: Man, was that was harsh...
Chris: Well, looks like the guys lost this round. The first challenge goes to be female campers.
[The girls cheer]
Bridgette: Thanks for the talk, Geoff. [Goes back to the boy's table]
Duncan: Uh, what, you're helping them, dork? You just cost us this round!
Geoff: Yo, it's my business who I talk to! Gimme a break, man!
Trent: You can't let them win!
Duncan: You blew it!
Geoff: Come on! DJ chickened out!
Duncan: You kidding me?
[While the boys were arguing, George slunked under the table with the other outsiders]
Monica: There you are! Where were you?
George: I was trying to get to the buffet.
Addison: Well, should've known better than to interefere with Glenda.
George: I didn't mean to embarass her. I just wanted to taste what the humans eat.
Monica: Well you shouldn't do that while all the humans are watching.
George: I know. But I feel bad for messing things up for Glenda.
[Back with Gloria]
Gloria: [to herself] I feel bad for telling off George. He can't help it if he has an appetite. I'll make it up to him after the challenge. I can handle this on my own.
Chris: The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys! And now, the next course in… The Brunch of Disgustingness! You guys like pizza?
Gloria: Pizza? What's a pizza?
Owen: I could eat pizza any time with anything on it!
Chris: Anything? [Chef opens up tthe tray to reveal a pizza with jellyfish, grasshoppers, and anchovies for toppings] How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies? [Gloria gulps]
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: Okay, it has occured to me that I might not be able to do this. I can't eat any thing that lives! [Gets an idea] But I know someone who can!
[End confessionals]
Lindsay: Ew, I hate anchovies!
Leshawna: Ugh. Mm-mm. That is straight up nasty. I ain't eatin' that.
[Gloria looks around]
Gloria: [To Gwen] Be right back...
Gwen: Where are you going?
Gloria: To get help from a friend... [Slunks down to the table where she found the outsiders]
Monica: Glenda! What are you doing here?
Gloria: No time! I need to talk to George.
George: Glenda?
Gloria: George! I need your help!
George: You do?
Gloria: Yeah. I'm sorry I pushed you. But see, I can't eat all this food by myself. Or at all, so..
[Before she could say anything else, George gives her a big hug]
George: You had me at food!
Gloria: Great. Here's the plan...
[Later, with the humans were disgusted having to eat a pizza with unusual toppings]
Lindsay: Ew, I hate anchovies!
Leshawna: Ugh. Mm-mm. That is straight up nasty. I ain't eatin' that.
Heather: Oh, yes you are. I am not missing out on an indoor heated pool just because you can't keep down a few– [Sees a grasshopper jumping out of her slice] AAH! Grasshoppers. Okay, I can't do this.
[Gloria reappears in her seat]
Gloria: What's the matter, Heather? Can't stomach something as sour as you?
Heather: Well, I don't see you eating it!
[Gloria looks at George who was under her shirt he winked at her]
Gloria: Oh really? [Gloria grabbed a slice and pretended to eat it and then at the back of her cheek, George ate the slice until there was nothing left but the crust.] Mmm, delicious. [Lends a slice to Heather] You want some?
Heather: [groans and takes the slice] Fine! Can I get a little parmesean on this? [Chef shakes his head and then Heather begrudgingly took a bite of her slice] Mm. Delicious. [To Bridgette] You're up next.
[Bridgette took a bite from her slice]
Leshawna: You go girl!
Gloria: Come on, Linds. You're next.
Lindsay: [whimpering] There is no way I'm eating that! It's not even food!
George: [whispers] I'll finish it if she won't.
Gloria: [whispers] Quiet. You're only helping me remember?
Bridgette: Lindsay! Lindsay! Let's try a little yogic meditation, okay?
Gloria: That sounds great! I could go for some relazing yoga.
Bridgette: No, Gloria. It's for helping Lindsay.
Gloria: Doesn't realxation helps us all in a way?
Heather: You're so weird...
Bridgette: Okay, Lindsay. First, get into lotus position. [Lindsay begins meditating and while she was meditating, Bridgette fed her the slice and she barely tasted how bad it was]
Leshawna: Now that's what I'm talking about, teamwork!
Gloria: If you guys keep doing that! We're gonna win!
[At the boy's table, Trent looked like he was about to hurl]
Trent: [gags] I've got a weak stomach. Uh, be right back. [proceeds outside to barf]
[Confessional: Trent]
Trent: When I was a kid, my parents used to hold me down and force feed me broccoli. They only did it because broccoli's… [shudders] Good for ya.
[End confessional]
[Trent walks back to the guys]
Trent: I can do this. DJ, I need you to hold me down, while Geoff, you stuff the slice in my mouth. And no matter how much I scream or beg, you have got to feed me that slice.
Geoff: Sure. I'm in.
[Soon, Dj was holding down Trent]
Trent: No, stop! Wait, it was a joke! I was kidding! Ha ha! [nervous laughter] I'm warning you, my dad's a lawyer! [Geoff shoves the pizza slice in Trent's mouth and his eyes started to dilate] Mama? [Trent was sucking his thumb as DJ cradles him. Gloria looked at them from afar]
Gloria: Aw. That's both adorable and weird.
[Confessionals: Trent]
Trent: It wasn't that bad. I was playing it up for the cameras. You know, to boost ratings. I don't really mind beef testicles or live grasshopper pizza with jellyf– Ooh… [Outside, Trent vomits loudly]
[End confessional]
[As the second part continued Leshawana struggled to eat her slice but a grasshopper jumped into her hair]
Leshawna: O-Okay, you know what? I can't be doin' this! Little grasshopper mindin' his own business! What'd I wanna go around and bite his little head off for? [whines]
Chris: The winners of this round… are the guys!
[guys cheer]
Leshawna: What?
[Confessional: Chef]
Chef: I was excited about the next dish. I made it from scratch.
[End confessional]
Chris: All right, who's ready for the third course? Spaghetti!
Gloria: Ooh! I never tried that before!
George: Me neither!
Chris: Actually... [Chef pulled the to reveal some odd-looking spaghetti] earthworms covered in snail slime and hairballs.
[Gloria was disgusted]
[Confessional: Gloria]
Gloria: I can't believe people eat like this! I would never eat worms! But then again...
[End confessionals]
[Gloria struggles to take a bite of the worm spaghetti. But then while no one was looking she brings it down to George and he slurps the whole thing]
George: Mmm! Snail slime sauce! [Gloria gags] You feeling alright, G?
Gloria: [Weakily] Yeah... just fine...
[Lindsay was still meditating as she ate her meal, but she gagged from the taste and woke up]
Lindsay: Where am I? [Chef shakes his head]
[Soon enough, the boys won]
Geoff: Done! [Geoff burps out a worm]
Chris: And once again, the winners are the guys!
[The guys cheered once again]
Bridgette: Come on, guys. Let's show them some girl power!
Heather: Yeah. Just like I've been saying all along. We've gotta act like a team!
Gloria: I'm pretty sure Bridgette said that.
Heather: Shut up.
Chris: All right everybody. Time for course number four. No nine-course meal would be complete without soup. [Chef opened the list to reveal grotesque looking soup] Today's special is French Bunyon soup with hangnail crackers.
[Gloria could barely stand the smell of the awful soup while George could just drool. The Outsiders were under the table doing surveillance]
Zack: Ugh! I can't believe humans eat this stuff!
Addison: I know. The fact that these creatures like to consume organs that came out of an animal or live jumping insects are extremely disturbing!
Zack: Who the heck would even like eating this!?
[Meanwhile, with Gloria and George]
George: Let me at that soup! [George was fidgeting from inside Gloria's shirt. Gloria tries to contain the big green fairy]
Gloria: George! Please! Hold still! [George then pulls down and Gloria's face was in the disgusting soup. The girls notice this.]
Girls: Huh?
[From inside, George was slurping up the soup and Gloria was gagging from the smell]
Gloria: [retches] Oh sweet rose, that's awful!
Bridgette: Gloria?
[Gloria rises from the bowl and her shirt was soggy from the gross soup]
Leshawna: [laughs] Girl, you are crazy. [Gloria smiles sheepishly]
Gloria: Anyone got any napkins?
Chris: The girls win again! [The girls cheered] The score's now tied up at two. Only five more courses left. Bon appetit!
And so for the rest of the challenge the campers endured dishes even more grosser than the last. And the only one secretly enjoying himself was George.
[The contestants were seen eating and drinking gross things. Lindsay was drinking skunk juice and gagged, DJ was trying to bite Chef's flip flop, and George was biting into a huge wad of prechewed gum and burped a huge bubble.]
Soon enough, all the campers were stuffed from the disgusting buffet. George out of all of them was feeling the most ill.
[Gloria overhears George groaning]
Gloria: George, are you okay?
George: Urrp! Ate too much... need to lie down...
Gloria: No no! You can't stop now! We only have two dishes left!
Chris: Wow, it's still tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge. [Chef opened the tray to reveal...] It's delicious dolphin wieners. Hot dogs made of dolphin.
[Gloria and Bridgette were horrified by this]
Gloria: D-D-Dolphins?!
Bridgette: [gasps] But dolphins are our friends!
Heather: What are you waiting for? It's already dead. If you don't eat it, we don't win.
Bridgette: Ooh, I can't! I'm a surfer! I swim with dolphins!
Heather: Eat it!
Bridgette: No! I'm not doing it. You can't pressure me.
[Meanwhile, Gloria was struggling to get George to eat]
Gloria: Come on, George! You can do it.
George: [Pushed the Dolphin hot dog away] No way, man... can't eat another bite... [Slunks out of Gloria's shirt and then went under the table]
Gloria: No! [sighs] Well, at least the challenge is almost over.
Chris: Okay, enough. We'll solve this by having an eat-off.
[It was down to Leshawna and Owen]
Chris: The one who can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner. [Chef has blended eight cockroaches and poured them into 16 shot glasses] This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced lifestyle. On your mark, get set, go!
[Owen and Leshawana began drinking the cockraoch shots, Leshawna kept making gagging noises everytime she drank one. Soon, Owen drank the last three glasses before passing out.]
Chris: Owen wins! [The boys cheered]
Heather: Leshawna, you are completely useless!
Gloria: Leave her alone! She just downed eight innocent bugs... She's a great girl and as part of this team I support whatever she does for this team.
Leshawna: Oh, uh-oh, something's coming up. [vomiting]
Gloria: And I'm out! [She hides under the table where she shrunk down and meets up with the Outsiders while the rest of the campers were vomiting]
Monica: Hey, Glenda. How did the challenge go?
Gloria: Yeah, it was great. How's George? [George was seen lying on the floor and letting out a belch]
Monica: She's fine.
[Gloria walks up to him]
Gloria: You really came through for me today, George. I'd be barfing my guts at course one without your help. Still, I can't believe humans eat those stuff. Maybe it's a thing they do on this "live television" thing. [There was vomit near Gloria] Guh! I haven't seen that much puke since someone spiked the cider at my dad's centennial. [stomach growls] Heh. You know being around all that gross food really made me hungry...
Monica: You know we were gonna raid Chris' private fridge. Wanna come?
Gloria: Sure. [They then all flew off to Chris' trailer but George stayed behind] George! You coming?
George: No thanks... I can eat no more... [Belches loudly] Ooh! That made some room! [Flies after the others] Wait up!
Monica: And he's back.
And so, Gloria survived another day with the humans. And though the girls never won their much needed vacation, Gloria found a much sweeter reward...
[Gloria and the outsiders were seen eating desserts they stolen from Chris's fridge]
...I was gonna say friendship, but this is sweet too.