On this calm before another death defying challenge from Chris, Gwen sitting by a tree drawing in her book. And Gloria was literally hanging out on a tree on top of her.
[Gwen was drawing a picture of Trent who was swimming in the lake. Unaware that Gloria was hanging upside down on a branch above her]
Gloria: Hey. [Gwen was startled by Gloria]
Gwen: Gah! Gloria, don't scare me like that.
Gloria: Sorry, Gwen. Didn't see you there, this is my favorite hanging spot. [Looks at the drawing of Trent] That is a nice drawing of Trent by the way.
Gwen: Oh, thank you...
Trent: Hey Gwen! What are you sketching?
Gwen: [gasps] Nothing!
[A camera popped out of nowhere and zooming in on Gwen's picture. She notices the camera and turns it off]
[Confessional: Gwen]
Gwen: I absolutely, positively don't have a crush on Trent. I'm so over it. I mean, come on. Sure, for a week or two, I was into him, but I mean...
[End confessional]
Gwen: Thanks for not blowing my cover, Gloria.
Gloria: [As she got off the tree and lands on her feet] What are friends for Gwen. [Whispers to her] If you ask me, you and Trent would make a great couple.
Gwen: You really think so?
Gloria: Uh, I'm a fairy. I know these things. Besides, I think Trent likes you back. I mean, that song he wrote at the talent show for you. It was heartwarming. I support you being a couple.
Gwen: Wow, that's so sweet of you to think that.
[Just then, a cannonball flew across the island and right into Lesahwna's trailer which exploded]
Chris: [pirate accent] [through megaphone] Arr, maties! Meet me at the amphitheater in five minutes and I'll tell you about today's challenge!
[The campers and Glorria arrived at the ampitheater and saw Chris in a pirate getup walking onstage]
Chris: [pirate accent] Well, my little scallywags. Have we got an adventure in store for ye?
Geoff: What's under the sheet?
Chris: [pirate accent] All in good time, laddie. Who here has a-hankerin' for a good ol' fashion treasure hunt? [Gwen sighs]
Gloria: I didn't know there was treasure on this island.
Chris: [Pirate accent] There ain't! Because what you're looking for isn't hidden, or treasure!
Duncan: If there's no treasure, then what's with the eyepatch and the plastic parrot?
[Chris tosses away the parrot]
Chris: Arrgh, shiver me timbers! Good question, me boy. You're looking for keys to a treasure chest! [Chef pulls out the tarp and reveals three treasure chests] Inside each of these chests is a treasure that will pamper you landlubbers and one of these chests will even give you invincibility! Ha har! Now come 'round and pull a clue out of this bucket or you'll have to walk the plank! [The contestants walked onstage and each one pull out a clue from a bucket] These clues will tell ye where your key be stowed.
Owen: Ah, wha, bear?!
Chris: I was hoping you'd get that one, dude. [to Heather] Haha, Chef's fridge. Nice. I hear he brushes it daily for fingerprints. [to Geoff] That there is the septic tank. For the washrooms. [pirate accent] All you scallywags, go find your keys and bring them back by six p.m. Eastern Standard Time to open up your chest and get your loot! Fair thee well, young scallywags.
So everyone went off on a dangerous trek to find the keys to their chest. Gloria of course was the first to go out to find hers.
[Gloria looks at her clue]
Gloria: Okay, I have to get my key from a Sasquatchanakwa. Sounds easy enough. [Gloria walks over to the Sasquatchanakwa's cave and sees the the beast has the key dangling around it's neck, still recovering from the last challenge with Eva] Hey, Mr. Sasquatchanakwa. [Sasquatchanakwa groans after seeing Gloria] Sorry about what happened with you and Eva. I know you're not really as mean and vicious like everyone thinks you are. [Gloria pets the Sasquatchanakwa and it begins to smile at her]
Sasquatchanakwa: You're such a nice human. Not like that other one. She's scary.
Gloria: [Whispers] Actually, I'm not a human. I'm a fairy. [Transforms into her fairy form] See?
Sasquatchanakwa: Ooh, pretty.
Gloria: So, if it's not too much trouble. Can I have that key you have around your neck?
Sasquatchanakwa: Oh, this? [Grabs the key and takes it off his neck] I don't know how it got on my neck in the first place. You take it.
Gloria: Thanks! [Grabs the key and turns back into a human] Hope you get better soon. [Gives the beast a hug then leaves the cave] Man, that guy was so nice. Hard to belive he's a huge monster. I wonder if everyone else is doing as fine as I am?
[Meanwhile, the rest of the contestants were proceeding to get all of their keys. Duncan's task was to grab a key over a flaming hoop, he jumped over it took it. DJ's key was dangling over a tree branch. He climbed to the very top and made his way to the key. Just then a woodpecker was at the other side of the brance pecking it. Geoff was trying to take his key from the communal toilet. The smell was unbearable, but Geoff sucked it up and strapped on a snorkel. Lindsay's key was inside a beehive, Izzy went over and saw the situation. She then walked over to grab the key herself. When she came back she was covered head to toe in bees. The bees then got off Izzy and chased Lindsay into a lake.]
Izzy: Good luck, Lindsay!
[Owen's key was wrapped around a sleeping bear. He quietly snuck over to take the key but the bear put it's paw on it. Owen then tried the grab the key from under the bear but then it wrapped it's arm around him]
Owen: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap. [whispers] Oh, crap!
[Izzy's key was wrapped around a snake]
Izzy: Hey, little fella. How you doing? Aw boy, you sure are cute. [The snake bites her in the head] And feisty too! [Loses conciousness]
Later, while everyone else was finding there keys. Gloria was walking her way to the lake for a quick dip, but before she even made it to the dock she saw something suspicious.
[Gloria was walking to the dock but she stopped when she saw Heather, Izzy, and Lindsay. She then hid behind a tree]
Gloria: What's Heather up to now? [She leaned in to hear better]
Heather: Okay, listen up. We've gotta break up Trent and Gwen. Here's the plan. Lindsay, I need you to g– [Sees Lindsay's covered in stings] what happened to you?
Lindsay: Izzy tried to help. Bees stinging. Terror. Lost keys.
[snake hisses]
Heather: Uh, yeah. Now here's the plan. First, I need you to write a letter to Gwen...
Gloria: [gasps] I don't believe this! Actually I can, but I never thought that she would stoop so low as to tear a rift in a beautiful relationship. I've got to break up this break up!
[She transformed into her fairy form and flies through the forest. She then lands on one of the cabins where Lindsay was placing the note she wrote for Gwen on her bed. When she left, Gloria flew into the sheets and took the note. She takes a look at it.]
Gloria: [reads the note] "Dear Gwen, I have got a surprise for you. Look for me in the docks, my sweet"? Oh brother. [tears up the note] Now to take care of Heather...
[Gloria flies out the cabin and went out to the woods, she soon found Lindsay looking for Trent. She gets an idea and flies down next to a tree turning back into her human form and goes to Lindsay]
Gloria: Hey, Lindsay.
Lindsay: Gloria? Uh... What are you doing here?
Gloria: Well, I was trying to find my key but I ran into some trouble do you think you can help me?
Lindsay: Really? But, i have to... [Gloria grabs her hand]
Gloria: Oh, this won't take long I promise... [Gloria then took Lindsay to another place in the woods.] My key is right up there. [Points to a really tall tree] But the problem is it's too high up. And I've got splinters climbing up. I was hoping you could get up there and grab it.
[Lindsay looks at the very top of the tree and become nervous]
Lindsay: Uh, I'm not sure about this. I really got to go find Tre- [Gloria pushes Lindsay into the tree]
Gloria: I know you're busy but this won't be long. I just need you to go up there in get that key.
Lindsay: Well, okay. [Lindsay climbs up the tree and Gloria begins to walk away] I don't see it up here!
Gloria: Oh it's up there... [She smirks before rubbing her hands together making them glow green] Okay, Gloria. Just concentrate.
[Gloria closed her eyes and used her nature powers to raise the tree high into the sky]
Lindsay: Waaaaah!
Gloria: Nothing personal, Lindsay! [She then used her powers to make the tree bend and fling Lindsay into the lake]
[Meanwhile, Heather was by the dock waiting for Lindsay to come back with Trent but then she saw her getting flown into the lake]
Heather: What the!? [Heather runs up to Lindsay as she got up from the water. She then grabbed her in anger] What happened?!
Lindsay: The trees are mad at me! It flew me up to the sky and threw me into the lake!
Heather: What are you talking about! I told you to get Trent!
Lindsay: I did. But then Gloria-
Heather: Gloria! [Heather drops Lindsay after hearing the fairy's name] That purple puke's ruined everything! [She stomps off leaving Lindsay in the lake]
Lindsay: Uh, Heather?
[Confessional: Heather]
Heather: How am I supposed to win this stupid contest with that girl around messing everything up! Well, I'm not going to let her get in my way. If I can't break up Gwen and Trent, I'll just settle for seperating them...
[End confessional]
Soon after everyone faced gruleing challenges to get there key they all went to the campfire pit to receive their prizes.
[The campers and Gloria were back at the campfire, though they were standing away from it due to Geoff's unbarable smell]
Izzy: Hey, guys! Whoo! What stinks?
Duncan: Heh, Izzy, you've got a snake on your head.
Izzy: I know, but don't worry. He's friendly. [The snake bites her and everybody gasps] See? Kisses. [She falls unconcious again]
[Gloria was glaring at Heather as she entered with her key]
Chris: [pirate accent] Yarr. It be time to claim your treasure. Who's fortunate enough to bear the precious key, come forth with it!
[Duncan opens his chest and only found a bag of chips and a chocolate bar]
Duncan: Is this the best you can do?
[Owen tries to use his key but his chest wont open]
Owen: My key won't open any chests.
Chris: Oh, yeah. [chuckles] I forgot to mention that some of the keys don't open up any chests.
[Reveals the Owen is now in a bear's mouth]
Owen: Oh, come on! Can you at least do something about him?
Gloria: I'm on it. [Gloria goes over to the bear and tickles it under it's chin and it was enough to make him spit Owen out]
Owen: Thanks!
[Confessional: Gloria]
Gloria: Fun fact: Bears are most tickilish under their chin.
[End confessional]
[As Heather was opening her chest, Gloria walks up to her]
Gloria: You're going down Heather!
Heather: [As she looks inside the chest] Is that so?
Gloria: I heard your plan to manpulate Gwen and Tent and break them up! I knew you were bad but this is a new low. And I, a sole supporter of their relationship, wont stand for it. And I will see to it that my alliance gets you out of this island!
Heather: Okay, but how are you going to do that if... [Holds out a pass for invincibility] I have invincibility? [Gloria's jaw drops]
[While everyone else got random junk, Geoff got a bottle of cologne]
Geoff: What the…?
Chris: Geoff will be able to cover up that foul stench with a can of New Cleaver Body Spray. Cleaver. It cuts through the stink.
Geoff: I just snorkled in a septic tank for cologne?! Nice!
Chris: I hope everyone got the treasure they were looking for. And more. But now, it's time to do your duty and send one of you off the island for good. So cast your votes. [pirate accent] And I'll see ye buckaneers back at the campfire after sundown! Arr har har.
[Night falls on Wawanakwa and it was now time to vote someone off. Soon everyone casted their votes but after everyone made thier votes, Heather snuck in behind the outhouse and grabbed the vote box and opens it]
Heather: Mess with me, Gloria. And I mess with you. [She replaces the votes with her own and closes the box and puts it back]
[Everyone was gathered by the campfire awaiting the results]
Chris: And now the moment we've all been waiting for. The moment of truth. Marshmallow time! You know the routine. Whoever doesn't get a marshmallow, it's curtains for you. [Passes out marsmallows] Izzy. Geoff. Gwen. Leshawna. Lindsay. Bridgette. DJ. Duncan. Owen. Gloria. Marshmallows for the lot of you. [Trent doesn't receive a marshmallow]Sorry dude. You're out.
Trent: Wh-what? But I thought I was getting along so well with everybody!
Heather: I guess you were wrong.
Gwen: [gasps] You don't even care, do you?
Heather: Hey, just playing the game.
Gloria: I don't get it. I never voted for Trent. In fact I never voted at all thanks to Heather getting invincibility!
Trent: Then how'd I get the boot?
[Gloria looked at Heather who was smirking at her plan succeeding and glared]
Gloria: Well, whatever happened... Just know that we all liked you. Gwen most especially.
[Gwen and Trent smiled at each other]
Trent: Well, I guess this is goodbye. Just know that I'll be rooting for you. Win this for both of us, okay?
Gwen: I will.
[Before they got close enough for a kiss, Chris interrupted]
Chris: Trent! You have an appointment at The Dock of Shame and a ticket for The Boat of Losers. Let's go.
[As Trent got on the boat, he smiled at Gwen as he was driven away from the island]
Heather: Love to stick around, but it's been a long day and I'm gonna hit the showers. Great work, everybody. [she leaves]
[Just then, Gloria tapped Leshawna's shoulder]
Gloria: [whispers] I think Heather tampered with the votes. You in for a little payback?
Leshawana: Always. [They smirked at each other]
[Later, while Heather was taking a shower in the communal washrooms, Gloria and Leshawna hooked the septic tank to the water pipe. Gloria taped the pipe shut and turned the handle causing Heather to get covered in terribly smelling gunk.]
Heather: What the… Ew! Ugh, oh! Is this sewage?! Stop it! Stop! Oh! No!
[Leshawna and Gloria snickered at each other as Heather continued screaming. They both left knowing that the queen bee got what she deserved]
