Morning arises in Wawanakwa and Cedric was sleeping soundly in the Outsiders' home. Dreaming of one day serving Gloria who will soon be the queen. But then...
[Zack and Monica was next to Cedric. Monica places a clump of mud on Cedric's left hand and Zack started tickling his nose with a feather. Cedric felt the itch on it and places his left hand on it, splattering the mud all over him]
Cedric: AACK! [Gets up. Zack and Monica were laughing hysterically as he wiped the mud off his face] What is the meaning of this?!
Zack: [Laughs] Dude! We got you good!
Monica: Just a little welcoming prank.
Cedric: Welcoming prank? What kind of fairies welcome someone by splattering mud on their face!?
Monica: Oh, lighten up. We're just having fun.
Addison: Be grateful they didn't dunk you in honey. That's how they welcomed me...
Meanwhile, the morning was slow for the campers. Gloria and company were playing a game of frisbee while Heather and Lindsay were by the docks getting a tan.
[Leshawna tosses the frisbee over to Gloria and she was about to catch it, but the sound of Geoff's wailing threw her off and the frisbee hits her in the face]
Leshawna: Ooh. Sounds like Geoff's having a hard time accepting Bridgette's been kicked off, huh?
Gloria: Poor Geoff. It must be hard to be seperated from his loved one.
Duncan: Yeah, so weak.
[Confessionals: Geoff]
Geoff: [Singing poorly] Baby come back! Any kind of fool could see! S-Something… something, uh… about you! Hey, Bridge! Sendin' out mucho love to… wherever it is that the Boat of Losers takes you!
[End confessionals]
Duncan: Um, we'd better go check on him. [He and the boys walk away]
Gwen: "Check on him"? Since we did he start having feelings?
Heather: Since they started up their guys' alliance. Duncan's no fool. He needs Geoff's vote to stay in it.
Lindsay: Hey! Maybe we should try forming a girls' alliance again! [Heather smacks her with a fly swatter] Or not...
Gloria: [As Heather leaves] Come on, Lindsay. You can't seriously take all this from her!
Lindsay: She's my best friend, Gloria.
Gloria: You know she's just using you right? The minute she gets to the finals, she'll dump you like last years footwear.
Lindsay: I know she won't do that. Sure she acts a little bossy, but she told me we can go to the finals together. Hey, you want come back to our alliance?
Gloria: When bears fly. [Walks away]
Lindsay: Is that a yes?
Chris: [Over the loudspeaker] Morning, campers! Your next challenge awaits you at the Arts and Crafts Center!
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: Ooh! I love arts and crafts. I used to make adorable dolls out of bark when I was little. If this is today's challenge then I got this in the bag.
[End Confessionals]
[Later, the campers and Gloria were at the the arts and craft center]
Chris: Welcome to the Arts and Crafts Center.
Duncan: More like the Arts and Crap Center.
Chris: Yeah. It used to be an outhouse, but now it's where Chef parks his road hog.
[various exclamations from the guys]
Gloria: Chef owns a pet pig?
Chris: No. A road hog! [Kicks the door open to reveal a wicked motorcycle inside the shed. Impressing the guys] Which brings us to your challenge. Building your own wheels!
Owen: Hot rods! Yes! Awesome! Gimme five!
Gloria: I thought we were doing arts and crafts.
Chris: You are. You're crafting you're own bikes.
Owen: Bicycles! Less awesome, but still good. Right?
Chris: You'll find all the parts you need in our bike depot. Once you've collected the basics, you can trick 'em out any way you want using props from the Arts and Crafts Center. [Gets on an ATV] Best design wins! And… to prove I'm a nice guy, I'll even throw in a bike manual. [Tosses an old bike manual at Gloria and drives off]
Gloria: Uh, is it supposed to be furry?
Izzy: Cool. Mold spores!
Heather [sighs]: Freak. We get first dibs!
[So the campers got started on their bikes. Gloria was the only one struggling. She was just grabbing a bunch of pieces and started attatching them to other parts]
Gwen: [walks up to Gloria] You need some help?
Gloria: That would be great, cause I literally never rode a bike before... Or know what a bike is. [She points to a jumbled pile of bike parts mixed together]
Gwen: Huh. Too bad this isn't an art sculpture competition, otherwise you would've won.
Gloria: Aw, that nice of you to say.
[Gwen helps Gloria put together a bike. As the other campers get their parts]
Owen: [laughs] I'm gonna make my dream bike!
Lindsay: Oh my gosh, me too! Every year at Christmas, I asked for a Sunset Sally bike but never got one.
Owen: Really? [tearing up] Santa never brought you, your… Christmas wish? [Starts to cry]
DJ: Man, that just ain't right.
Duncan: Guys, this isn't a Christmas wish contest. If we want to vote the chicks out, then our bikes have to kick butt. Capiche?
Geoff Ri-hi-hight. Wailing choppers!
Owen: Kick butt. Yes! Let's do it!
DJ [weakly]: Guys' alliance, woohoo!
[Meanwhile, Gloria was making her bike with Gwen's help. She was putting some paint on the body, and flowers on the basket]
Gwen: Wow, you're bike's looking really good.
Gloria: Thanks. You know once I get down to it, this is kinda like making crafts back home. But only you also have to ride it...
Gwen: I take you guys don't do bikes?
Gloria: What can I say? We fairies can fly wherever we want. We don't need any other transportations.
[While they were making the bike, Leshawna was consoling Lindsay when Heather came over]
Heather [to Leshawna]: Could I just borrow her for a sec? [to Lindsay] See that motor thingy with all the fancy exhausts? [Points to Chef's motorcycle] Dismantle it. And make it fast, before Chef gets back. [Hands Lindsay a wrench]
Lindsay: Uh, but what about my bike? I wanna win, too.
Heather: Of course you do. But look at it this way. How else can I save your butt if I don't win? We're BFFs, remember? Would I steer you wrong?
[Confessionals: Lindsay]
Lindsay: Okay, maybe I'm navy, but Heather's always been trustworthy to me before. That I know of.
[End confessionals]
[Heather pushes Lindsay inside and the other girls went over]
Heather: No, uh-uh. We're going in first. You'll just have to wait your turn. Or you could save yourself the effort and not even bother. [A seagull poops on Heather's head and she runs away screaming]
Gwen: Gotta love karma.
[Later, the campers were putting the finishing touches on their bikes]
Leshawna: [Holds a pedal] Where does this go?
Gwen: That's the pedal. Haven't you ever ridden a bike before?
Leshawna: Of course I've ridden a bike before! I've just never built one from scratch. That's all. There's too many pieces.
Gloria: Aw, don't feel too bad. I've never built a bike either.
Gwen: Well, you better get started because the guys have an alliance going and it looks like Heather and Lindsay are still sharing a brain, which means it's us against them.
Gloria: And we have to stick together. I'll be glad to help you out. I think I'm getting the hang of it.
[Just then, Izzy rides in with her completed bike.]
Izzy: Woohoo! Hey, Leshawna! Come with me, kay? I've already built my bike!
Leshawna: How'd you do that so fast?
Izzy: Oh, my brother was a mechanic before he got run over and developed a fear of motor vehicles. Come on! Let's take it for a test drive! [Leshawna hops on]
Leshawna: All right. You're on.
[Confessionals: Leshawna ]
Leshawna : That girl might be crazy, but I wasn't about to pass up an opportunity to win this race. Her bike looked fine.
[End confessionals]
[Leshawana hops on Izzy's bike]
Izzy: Sweet! Your extra weight will totally help out with our speed!
Leshawna: Uh, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Izzy: Okay! [She started peddling super fast making the bike go into high speed. Leshawna screamed for her life as they head off a cliff]
[Transition to Balsa, the fairy soldiers were at the training room. Giant human dummies were placed by them and they threw sharp sticks at the dummies. A few soldiers flew and dodged the human obstacles with ease. Inside the other room, King Richter was discussing plans with his royal staff]
Richter: We'll have to work fast, gentlemen. We have limited magic to open a portal to the outside world and back. [Pushes a bunch of figures through a drawn map of Wawanakwa] We'll strike here where the humans made camp and attack when they are at there weakest. [A male fairy flies in holding a scroll]
Male Fairy: Sir! I believe I found a way out of the tree. [reads the scroll] There's a center of the kingdom where the tree was grown, we have just enough magic to open up that hole and escape our prison.
Richter: Then we mustn't delay. We will strike when the time is right and make our escape. Finally, we will get back at those horrible humans once and for all.
[Cut to Gwen laughing]
Gwen: So you actually ran across the woods naked.
Gloria: I know, it was embarassing. But some jerk took my clothes and I had to teach him a lesson.
Gwen: That's awesome!
Chris: Okay, everybody. Time to judge your bikes. Put your pedal to the medal and meet me at the crafts center. [Soon all the campers and Gloria were at the crafts center ready to present their bikes. Heather showed her bike first. It looked like a simple bike but also had a motor attached to it.] Excellent areodynamics, Heather.
Heather: It only weighs two ounces two ounces.
Gwen: Like her brain. [Gloria laughs and high fives her]
[Gwen shows her bike next, it had a medium sized wooden back wheel and was decorated with a pair of paper wings]
Chris: Spooky, yet practical. Well done.
[Gloria showed her bike next. It had a shining purple body and pink sparkly handlebars. It had a basket painted pink and sprinkled with glitter.]
Chris: Not bad. Though it is painful to the eyes. [Gloria scowls at him]
[Duncan's bike had a metallic frame, a skull ornament attached to the hood and a speaker at the back]
Chris: Wicked mad max mobile, dude!
[Lindsay's bike had a purple horse's head attached to it.]
Lindsay: Go ahead, ring her bell. [Chris rings the bell and it makes a normal bell ring] The real bike has sound effects like this. [Neighs like a horse]
[DJ's bike had a large back wheel with a third smaller wheel attached to it.]
Chris: Dude, seriously? This is lame.
[DJ was wearing a makeshift armor]
[Geoff's bike had a slender frame and it also had a drawn picture of Bridgette]
Geoff: I call her... [sniffs] Bridgette...
[Confessionals: Geoff]
Geoff: [Sobbing] Bridgette! Bridgette, I'm sorry. I should've made them vote someone else off, I… Even though you were stinking, you were also kind of a threat because, you know, you're nice and totally athletic and hot and stuff... FORGIVE ME, BRIDGETTE!
[End confessionals]
[Owen's bike looked more like a tricycle, with a large front wheel and two small wheels at the back, but the frame was able to support his weight]
Chris: Owen nice job! Hmm. Where Izzy and Leshawna?
Gloria: Last time I saw them they were riding on Izzy's bike. Maybe there taking a peacful ride through the forest.
[Meanwhile, Izzy was still speeding dangerously down a slope while Lesahawna holds on for dear life.]
[Back with Chris]
Chris: Oh well. Their loss. Cause this is where it gets good. We're gonna race these babies, hard!
[Gloria looked at her bike nervously]
Gwen: Are you going to be okay? You've never learned how to ride a bike.
Gloria: I'll be fine. I can think of something.
Heather: [To Chris] Can we get to the challenge already? Because my bike is built for speed, right, Lindsay?
Lindsay: Totally!
Chris: Yeah, unfortunately, you won't be riding it, Heather. You'll be switching bikes. [The campers all gasped]
Gloria: What?! But I worked hard on this bike! I've just learned how to make it! Look at it! It's so beautiful.
Chris: Hard to see with all the blinding glitter. [Gloria growled at him] All righty then. See you at the beach!
[At the beach]
Chris: Okay, here's how it works. Everyone picks a name out of the helmet to see whose bike you're riding. If your bike makes it across the finish line, then you get to ride it in the final round for invincibility. [They begin to pick names out of a hat. Gloria looks at the card she got]
Gloria: Duncan's bike? [She looks at the scary looking ride Duncan made and gulps in worry] Can I get another card.
Chris: Nope! You get what you get. No takesie backsies. Now, before we start, has anyone seen Leshawna or Izzy?
[Leshawna and Izzy we now seen riding on the stream. Leshawana was still screaming.]
[Cut back to the campers and Gloria. Gloria was looking at Duncan's bike.]
Gloria: [As she gets on] Ow! There's something scratching my legs! [She looks on the skull hood ornament] Okay, gotta toughen up. I need to win this... But how am I going to ride this thing?
[Just then The Outsiders and Cedric appeared by a rock]
Monica: Hey, Glenda!
Gloria: Guys! Oh man, for once I'm glad you're here!
Cedric: My goodness, Gloria! Why are you on that monstrosity?!
Gloria: Guys, this is called a bike. Apperently humans ride it to get around.
Zack: [Looks at the scary looking bike] Humans ride that? Aren't they afraid it might hurt them?
Gloria: It's okay, this thing isn't alive. But now I have to ride it to win this challenge and I've never ridden on one before and I have no time to learn.
Monica: Well, it's obvious. You need use magic.
Gloria: Uh, isn't that cheating?
Monica: It's not cheating if no one knows. It's not like you have any other options.
Gloria: The race is about to start... Alright, I'll do it.
[Transition to the starting line, everyone was on different bikes from each other. Chef was standing near holding a starting line. As the race was starting, Gloria took a deep breath.]
Gloria: Hope this works... [Gloria focused her magic on her bike, and the eyes of skull ornament was glowing red and the bike started to rev up] Woah.
Chris: Okay, racers! On your marks... [The campers were ready while Gloria felt unsure] ...get set... paramedics on standby... and.. drag!
[The race began and the racers took off. Gloria's magic fueled bike started to go on it's own and sped past the other racers she goes past DJ, Gwen, and speeds by Duncan]
Gloria: Totally sick! Totally sick!
Duncan: I know, my bike is sick.
Gloria: No! I'm going to be totally sick! [gags]
[She continued to speed through the beach until she crosses the finish line covering Chef in sand]
Chris: Yes! We have three awesome wipe-outs by Heather, Geoff, and DJ! Four invincibility race winners! Owen's fun machine, Heather's speed machine, Lindsay's Sunset Sally and Duncan's lethal weapon! [Gloria came in with her hair blown back from the unnatural speed and falls off] It's time to head over to the TDI Motocross.
[The second part of the challenge was starting, the four winners are at the starting line on their own bikes this time]
Gloria: Feels good to be on my own bike. No barbed wire scratching my legs.
Lindsay: Hey, I love your bike.
Gloria: Thanks, I love your bike too. The ornament is adorable.
Lindsay: Thank you.
Chris: Campers, welcome to the [echoing] Moto, Moto, Moto Cross, Cross, Cross Challenge, Challenge, Challenge! Using your own bikes, you'll race the course, avoiding hidden pitfalls. Cue the death traps! [Chris shows the deadly traps in the course] There's dodging the landmines... [Explosions were being set off on the hills] Manuvering the oil slick... [Shows an oil slick near a pool] And finally, jumping the pirahnas! [A ham was lowered into the pool and was brutally devoured by the hungry pirahnas] Oh, and one more thing. First one to cross wins invincibility. Last one to cross gets voted off the island. No bonfire, do not pass go, do not collect a marshmallow.
Gloria: [gulps] Okay, bike. Not to pressure you, but my entire kingdom rests on this challenge. [Gloria secretly uses her magic and the bike rings] We got this.
[Heather glares at Gloria]
Heather: [To Lindsay] Okay, here's our strategy, we have to stick together so that one of us wins the race. So, you go first and clear a path through the mines.
Lindsay: Uh huh...
Heather: Then, go through the oil slick so I can see how to get through it.
Lindsay: Okay...
Heather: If you make it through those two parts, then the third part is easy. Just keep the piranhas busy while I speed through.
Lindsay: W-Wait, then you'll win, not me.
Heather: Exactly.
Lindsay: I was thinking it would be really fun if I won a challenge for myself for once.
Heather: Yeah, that's a great idea in theory, but then who would come up with all the new strategies to get us through the next week?
Lindsay: Mm, right. Okay!
Heather: Don't worry. If the piranhas don't eat you, then you'll definitely be second, which means Owen, Duncan, or Gloria, preferably Gloria, gets voted off and we make it through another bonfire ceremony.
[Confessionals: Lindsay]
Lindsay: Heather's really smart! I'm lucky to have her as a friend.
[Confessionals: Heather]
Heather: I have no way of knowing if she'll come in second. The only thing that's really important is that I come in first. Invincibility is everything.
[End confessionals]
Heather: I can almost taste the marshmallows. Can't you, Lindsay?
Lindsay: Mm, yes!
Gloria: The only thing you're gonna be eating is my dust, Heather! You're going down! [Heather growls at her]
Chris: Racers, take your positions! And… go!
[The campers took off, Gloria especially. Her magic propelled her bike through the obstacle course.]
Gloria: Woah... okay! I think i'm getting the hang of this. [Unfortunately, a landmine goes off sending Gloria flying] AAAAAHHHHHHH! [Realizes something] Wait a minute, I can fly!
[Gloria grabs her bike and uses her wings to float down back to the race and as soon she was close to the ground she turned back to her human disguise and was back on track. Her bike rode through the oil slick but Heather rode right past her, they were neck and neck. She and Gloria glared at each other as they were near the pool when Heather pressed a button on her hood, making her go faster. She jumped over the pool and crosses the finish line with Gloria in tow]
Chris: And we have our winner! Heather!
[The other campers groaned in dissappointment]
Heather: Ha! Who's eating dust now?
Gloria: Oh no... [She slammed her head on her bike]
[Lindsay runs over to Heather to congratulate her]
Lindsay: Yay! You won! We did it! We're safe!
Chris: That's not exactly true. Heather is safe because her bike crossed the line first, so is Gloria because she finished second. [Gloria sighed in relief]But since Duncan and Owen wiped out and didn't complete the race… they technically didn't cross the line at all. Which makes you the last one to cross the line. Which means it's Dock of Shame time, baby.
Lindsay: Wait... I'm confused.
Heather: It means I can't save you unless I give you my invincibility. But I can't do that. Too risky. You understand.
Lindsay: But I won. I even built your bike.
Gloria: You did what now?
Heather [After she laughs nervously]: I don't know what she's talking about. You should just leave with your dignity intact. It will make you seem much more cuter in the instant replays.
Lindsay: But we were going to the final three together.
Heather: Guess we're not.
Lindsay: Aren't you even sad? We're BFFs
Heather: Yeah, for the contest. I mean, it's not like we're gonna be best friends for life or anything.
[Lindsay felt like her heart was broken]
Lindsay: But... we pinky swore. You mean to tell me that this whole time I helped you, went along with your schemes, tolerate your bossiness, all this and you didn't even like me!?
Heather: Uh, truth? Not really, no. [Lindsay gasped again] What? We're not here to make friends, we're here to become celebrities, remember?
Gloria: How can you be so cruel to you're own team!? She was the only one who stood by you while we all hated you, and you toss her aside!
Heather: Uh, yeah. To win. You would've done the same thing.
Gloria: NO I WOULDN'T! Because I'm not as cold hearted as you!
Heather: Whatever. I have invincibility. No one can touch me.
Gwen: This week.
[Lindsay balled up a fist in anger and betrayal]
Lindsay: Everyone was right about you! You really ARE mean! And all that bad stuff people say about you is true. Like how you're a two-faced, back-stabbing, cold hearted, inconsiderate, bossy, bully of a girl! I always told them they were wrong. I stood up for you because I thought we were BFFs! But they're right! You never cared about me! In fact, the only person you care about is yourself! And I'm glad I'm leaving this island because that means I don't have to hang out with YOU anymore! I'm done being your BFF and I'm done being pushed around! I'd rather spend the day staring at Owen's butt than shopping with you. And P.S. Your shoes are tacky!
[Everyone laughed and cheered for Lindsay finally standing up to Heather]
Gwen: You tell her!
Gloria: [Wipes a tear from her eye] I am so proud of her...
Heather: Oh, go jump in the piranha pool!
[Just then, Leshawna and Izzy appeared out of nowhere]
Leshawna: AAAAHHH! GET ME OFF OF THIS THING! [She and Izzy pedaled off to the lake]
[That evening, it was time for Lindsay to go. She had her bags packed and ready to board the Boat of Losers.]
Lindsay: Thanks for all your support, Greta. I love you, Laquisha.
Leshawna: [Hugs Lindsay] Take care, girlfriend. If it makes you feel better, we would've kept you on.
Lindsay: Really? Thanks. Kick Heather's butt for me.
Leshawna: My pleasure.
Lindsay: [Goes by Gloria] Bye, Gracie. Sorry, I didn't believe you about Heather.
Gloria: That's okay, Lindsay. Besides, it was awesome hearing you stand up to her. You would've made a great addition to my alliance. What you lack in brains, you make up for in heart.
Lindsay: Aw, thanks. [Hugs Gloria and continues to make it to the boat] Bye guys! See you at the finale! [Stops by Owen] Aww, I think I'm gonna miss you the most.
Owen: [Went in for a big hug and started crying] Me too! Bye! [Lets go of Lindsay]
Lindsay: [Goes up to Heather] Well, Heather. I guess this is goodbye, I'd say it's been fun hanging out with you. But now I realized it wasn't. I hope you get everything your karma owes you. [sighs] Okay, I'm ready. [She gets on the boat with her head held high and it rode off into the sunset]
[Later, that night. Gloria was lying down on her bunk alone with her thoughts]
[Gloria sighs. Just then, the Outsiders popped in]
Monica: Hey, Glenda. How was the race?
Gloria: In a word: crazy. I was not meant to ride a bike.
Cedric: Indeed, nothing good ever comes from any human contraptions. I'm just glad you're safe. You are safe right? [Flies around to look for any cuts or bruises] Oh, sire will kill me if I let you get hurt...
Gloria: Cedric, I'm fine! [Shoos him away] These challenges aren't getting any easier. But I'm lucky I get to stay another night. And Heather's got no one on her side anymore so that's a plus side. But...
George: But what?
Gloria: That was too close a call... I need to be more on my toes to get that tree back.
Zack: Well, If anyone can do it, it's you Glenda.
Gloria: No, not just me anymore. If I'm going to save my kingdom, I need everyone's help. And that means... [sighs] I need your crazy ideas.
[The Outsiders cheered]
Monica: You're not gonna regret this, Glenda!
Gloria: Already am, but what choice do I have. So... what do you have in mind?