[Later, that night. The Outsiders and Gloria were outside discussing plans]
Monica: Okay, Glenda. This is the homestretch, so you gotta up your game. Which means no more miss nice princess. [Holds up drawn plans on a piece of bark] We're going to stay one step ahead of that Chris guy. He zigs you zag. And magic.
Gloria: Right. Jut one thing, I don't want to do anything mean to my friends. Just Heather.
Monica: Got it.
Cedric: Remember, Gloria. These humans can sense weakness. You you musn't give them the satisfaction of defeating you.
Gloria: Cedric, these humans have helped me so far. Except for Heather, she is the enemy.
Cedric: Right. Then don't give her the satisfaction of defeating you.
Gloria: Got it.
Addison: And I will provide assistance by gathering information on Chris' challenges.
Monica: And we will help give you an edge in them.
Gloria: Perfect, and I'll try to organize my alliance with the humans. Alright, if this goes well, and it will, Balsa will be saved and I will be queen in 3 days! Best guess! And break! [The fairies scattered and Gloria walked over to the beach, where she sees the campers watching something.] Okay guys! What's the challenge?
Gwen: No challenge, we're just watching a movie.
Gloria: A movie?
Duncan: Yeah! It's called "Bloodbath". It's about this deranged maniac with a chainsaw and a hook.
Gloria: [Sits next to Gwen] I've never seen a movie before.
Gwen: [Whispers to Gwen] You don't have movies back in Balsa.
Gloria: No. But I always look through the balcony and see everyone in the kingdom go about their lives. I guess it's my form of reality show. I sometimes see people fighting. So who's he?
Izzy: That's the crazed man with a chainsaw and a hook. He's coming out of the woods! That's so cool!
Owen: Oh no! The psycho killer man's going for the car!
Leshawana: Yo, fool couple! Stop making out and start the car!
Gloria: Hey, don't rush romance. You can really see that they have a connection.
Izzy: Yeah, besides the couple is always the first to die.
Gloria: Wait, die?
Izzy: Yeah! They're gonna be chainsaw sushi!
Owen: Quick Canadian Cheese! Now the car won't start!
Izzy: Run! The psycho's gonna get ya!
[Gloria was horrified as she watched the couple running for their lives from the muderous maniac. And then...]
Gwen: Here's comes the bloodbath! [Red flashes came out of the projector. Gloria was completely silent and her face froze in fear. While the rest of the campers cheered.]
Izzy: Oh, the chainsaw psycho's heading back to the woods! He's getting away! Yeah! Good ending! [Jumps into Owen's arms] Izzy loves scary movies!
Owen: So does Owen.
DJ: Whoo. Am I ever glad that's over. I really hate scary movies.
Duncan: Oh yeah? What scares you most? The, uh, part where everyone meets a grizzly death? Or the psycho killer with the hook?! [He held up a hook, scaring DJ]
Gwen: You know, for a slasher flick, it was pretty tame. Right, Gloria? Gloria? [The campers looked up to the top of and see Gloria hanging on to the tip]
Gloria: Uh... Yeah. Totally... [laughs nervously] I-I-I-It's not like it was real... PLEASE SAY IT WASN'T REAL!
Heather: [teases] Ooh! Looks like the fearless Gloria is scared.
Gloria: I not scared! It's just that I'm worried that the deranged psycho will come and kill us all in our sleep. [laughs more nervously] See! I'm just concerned...
Gwen: Oh come on, Gloria. It wasn't ever that scary.
Duncan: Yeah, there was hardly any hacking. Not like Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror!
Gwen: No way! That's my favorite movie! I love when the killer jams that guys hand into the lawnmower!
Duncan: Ha! Or when he pushes the chick off the dock and then she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half?
Duncan and Gwen: Or when he shoves that big dude's head inside the wood chipper! [laugh]
[Gloria was even more scared]
Heather: Aww. Looks like Gwen and Duncan have more in common than bad fashion sense. It's just mindless guts and gore.
Gloria: Yeah... I'm just gonna stay up here for the rest of my life...
Lesahawna: Guys! Cut it out! You're scaring her. [To Gloria] It's okay sweetie, you can come down. There ain't gonna be no psycho killer coming here.
Gloria: Are you sure?
Gwen: Yeah, it's just a movie. It's not real. So you can come down. You too, DJ.
[DJ was also up on that tree shaking in fear. They both came down slowly and cautiously]
Heather: Whatever. Does anyone have any idea what our challenge will be this week?
Geoff: Yeah, where is the Chris-meister? [The campers see Chef and Chad carrying bags and heading to the Dock of Shame]
Duncan: Yo Chef, Chad! Where's the fire?
[They didn't answer, they along with Chris boarded the Boat of losers and they drove off. A newspaper fell out as Gloria read the headline.]
Gloria: "Escaped psycho killer on the loose. Be on the lookout for a man wearing a hockey mask with a hooked hand and carrying a chainsaw." [Gloria froze in fear]
[Confessional: Gloria]
Gloria: It can't be real, right!? Gwen said it herself. Movies aren't real! But aparrently they are! [Panics] And now, I'm going to die!
[End confessional]
[Gloria runs around panicking]
Gloria: [Panics] THE CRAZED CHAINSAW WIELDING MAINIAC IS REAL AND IS GOING TO KILL US ALL! IF YOU'RE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW, PLEASE DON'T HURT ANY OF MY FRIENDS! HURT HEATHER! [Leshawana grabs her]
Leshawana: Girl! Calm down! This ain't real.
Heather: I never thought I say this but, Leshawana's right. I mean, come on. Scary movie followed by hasty exit followed by strategically placed lame prop?
DJ: I don't know. He looked pretty spooked.
Heather: Puh-lease. It's all part of their little stunt to freak us out.
Owen: If this was a stunt, would Chris leave behind his... hair gel? [Holds up said hair gel and everyone gasps except for Heather]
Gwen: Whoa. This is for real!
DJ: So let me get this straight. Chris left us for dead and now we're alone while that escaped psycho killer with the chainsaw is on the loose?
Duncan: No. We're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook is on the loose! [Brings out the hook again]
DJ: [screams] I told you, dude! Not funny!
Gloria: I knew it! We're all doomed! I can't die! I've come too far!
Leshawana: Get a grip, already!
Gloria: I can't! I feel like we're being watched.
Heather: Duh. It's a reality show. We're always being watched.
Gloria: I mean by the psycho! He's watching us right now, waiting for the right moment to strike. When our guards are down. [Shouts to the sky] Well, you're not gonna strike me, crazy. [to the campers] Now if you excuse me, I need to run around the woods screaming. [Dashes off to do so but Gwen stops her]
Gwen: Are you crazy? First rule of slasher films, never go off alone!
Heather: I might actually listen to you if I were in a movie. We're being punked. You're so gullible. Hey! Chris! If you're listening, next time, rent one that takes place at a summer camp! [To the campers] If you losers wanna hang around and play "boogie man", go ahead. But I have got a date with exfoliation. [She leaves]
Izzy: And the bossy mean chick seals her fate. [makes cutting sound]
Owen: Wow. You're really good at sound effects.
Gwen: I say we go back to camp and talk strategy. Who's in?
Gloria: I'm all in. I'm safer with you...
[Later, everyone except for Owen and Izzy were discussing ways to avoid a slasher]
Gwen: Okay. Rule number one, do not go off on your own. Rule number two, if you do go off on your own, never go in the woods! Rule number three, if you do go in the woods, never ever ever make out in the woods or you will die in the woods! Where's Izzy and Owen?
Duncan: Breaking rules one through three.
Gloria: Oh no! We gotta save them!
Gwen: No! You can't go out there, it's too dangerous!
Gloria: But can't just do nothing while that madman picks us off one by one!
Gwen: Trust me, we need to stay one ste ahead of the the slasher. [Later, she then drew picture of the campers and Gloria on an easel.] Okay. Now that I've drawn a chart with all the players, we can... [Notices DJ and Geoff were gone] ...where's DJ and Geoff?
Duncan: Eh, DJ had to take a leak so he took party boy with him.
Gloria: [gasps] What if they got caught by the psycho killer? He's got to them! I just know it! What do we do!? [Shakes Gwen] WHAT DO WE DO!?
Gwen: I don't mean any offense, Gloria. But you wouldn't last an hour in a slasher film.
Gloria: Give me a break. This is the first time I've never been part of a film before.
Leshawna: You've never been on a reality show either, but you're doing fine.
Gwen: [sighs] If I go with you to check on the other campers will you please calm down?
Gloria: YES! YES! I PROMISE!
Gwen: Okay! You guys stay here! Got it? [Gwen goes off to see if the other contestants are safe, with Gloria safely following her]
Gloria: How do you know so much about slasher flicks?
Gwen: I've been watching every last slasher horror flick ever made since I started high school. Not to brag but I know how a killer thinks.
Gloria: Good, not that I'm afraid or anything but I am worried about everyone else...
Gwen: Gloria, I'm not going to let that creep hurt you. I know how much this mission means to you.
Gloria: [sighs] Thanks. But I think I'm going to be okay, I'll be brave... [Just then, she heard a rustling noise followed by a tall strange figure appearing from the bushes. This frightened Gloria and Gwen] AAAH! [Hides behind Gwen]
[The figure walked over and it was actually the Outsiders and Cedric]
Gloria: Guys?
Gwen: What the!?
Cedric: Aah! Human!
Monica: We've been compromised! Battle stations! [The Outsiders attacked Gwen while Cedric magically conjured an invisible wall]
Gloria: Wait! [They stopped figting] First off, you've got to teach me how to do that invsible wall thing Cedric. And two, guys it's cool. This is one of my friends I was talking about. [Picks Gwen up] Gwen, these are the Outsiders. They've been helping me through this whole tel-le-vi-son show.
Gwen: [surprised] Wow, I always thought it was just you out here.
Cedric: So you helped the princess with this twisted human entertainment? How can we be sure we can trust you? I know our secret.
Gwen: Because this whole time I knew her secret, I never told anyone. She's been a help to me, and the rest of the team. Plus, she helped me take care of Heather.
Cedric: Heather?
Gloria: She's just this mean, bossy, cruel, inconsiderate jerk who keeps messing with us. She even messed with Gwen's love life.
Gwen: What?
Gloria: Weeks ago, Heather had an awful plan to break you and Trent up so she can stay as the only one with an alliance. I couldn't let her do something so terrible to a love so pure. So I ruined her plan by ripping up her note and launching Lindsay into the lake.
Gwen: Wow... I can't believe you did that for me.
Gloria: Sure I did. We're friends, you'd do the same for me if I had a special someone... [She and Gwen hug.]
Gwen: You know, I've never thought I would actually enjoy being on this sucky show until I met you. [smiles]
[The other fairies were touched]
George: [sniffs] Now that's a true friend right there.
Cedric: How wonderful. If you're willing to go through that for a human like her, then she must mean something. [Bows] You truly are a trustworthy ally to this mission.
Gwen: Thank you, Cedric.
Gloria: Uh, I hate to break up this happy scene. And I really don't like doing it. But there's still a chainsaw wielding, hook handed mania on the loose!
George: [gasps] Oh my gosh! That's horrible! [confused] Uh, what's that?
Gloria: Let's just say if he catches me... [horrified] ...it's all over for me...
Gwen: Gloria, relax. Just stay by me and you'll be fine. Now come on. Let's find the others.
And so Gloria and Gwen continued through the woods to find the other campers. Gloria continued on feeling cautious, for she was still worried about the psycho killer. They first looked in the communal washrooms, then the forest, but everywhere they went they went they didn't find anyone for miles.
[Back at the campfire pit]
Gwen: Huh? [Sees that Duncan is the only one here] Where's Leshawna?
Duncan: She went to get some chow. [Gwen groans as she crosses off Leshawna then the trio hear Geoff screaming]
Gloria: What was that?
Duncan: That would be the sound Geoff getting caught by the psycho killer.
[They then hear a girlish scream]
Gloria: He must've gotten Heather too.
Duncan: No, that's DJ. No one screams more shrill than him.
Gwen: [sighs and crosses off DJ and Geoff] Well, it's no surprise. Rule number eight, the party guy is a prime target for psycho killers, right after the big lovable jock. You know what really ticks me off? That I was trying to help them. But noooo! No one listened to me.
Gloria: If it makes you feel better, I listen to you. In fact, I feel a little less scared... by a few small notches. I'm still scared.
Gwen: Well, thanks Gloria. [Duncan lights up two torches]
Gwen: You really are a pyro, aren't you?
Duncan: So? I like burning stuff.
Gwen: Is that what you went to juvie for?
Duncan: Ha. Like I'd tell you why I went to juvie.
Gloria: [whispers to Gwen] Is Juvie like your human prison?
Gwen: [To Gloria] Sort of. I'm kind of surprised you have prisons back in Balsa. Aren't you guys peaceful creatures.
Gloria: [Whispers] Most of us are. But some fairies don't bide well with my dad's laws. It's so harsh the way he treats bad fairies. I'm hoping to change that when I'm queen. [Just then, they saw that the chart Gwen made was on fire]
Gwen: Holy crap! I'll get water! [Runs off]
Creepy Voice: [echoing] Duncan, Duncan, Duncan... Juvie, juvie, juvie...
Duncan: You and me, psycho! [leaves]
Gloria: Wait! Don't leave! We're supposed to stick together!
[Gwen returns with a bucket filled with water quickly and ran back and splashed the board with it. The fire went out completely]
Gwen: There... [Sees that Duncan is gone] Where's Duncan?
Gloria: He just walked off to the docks.
Gwen: The docks!? That's a prime killing spot for psychos! He should know this! [groans] You know what!? That's it! If they want to get killed, fine! I'm gonna get a sandwich! [She storms off but stops and sees Gloria sad to see her friends get killed.]
Gloria: But... they are my friends... except Heather. But even she doesn't deserve to die.
Gwen: [Looked down] Gloria, I didn't mean that it's just that... [Sighs] No one but us is taking this seriously! I was just trying to protect them. You understand that, don't you?
Gloria: Yes... Yes I do...
Gloria thought for a moment. For most of the night that alleged killer has been picking off humans one by one. And all she did was cower in fear.
Gloria: Gwen, I admit this whole night I worried in fear of that psycho will kill me before I could save my home. And I admit I still am. But I am going to be a queen, and It's time I started acting like one.
Gwen: What do you mean.
Gloria: I mean it's time for me to face my fear and take down that psycho down!
Gwen: What!? Are you crazy? No one has ever 'taken down' a psycho killer.
Gloria: You stop that right now! It's time to drop the slasher knowledge. I'm not gonna stand idily by while this monster takes out my friends... and Heather. I've been afraid all night but that stops right now. We are going to stop that freak once and for all.
Gwen: Wow, way to gather courage in the face of danger.
Gloria: Yeah. I guess the idea of the slasher hurting my friend completely eliminated my fear.
Gwen: Well, I'm with you. Though I don't think it will work, you can't kill a killer.
Gloria: No, but can drive it away...
[Later, that night Gloria was out in the woods near the mess hall. Gloria was walking around whistling non chalantly]
Gloria: [acting] Oh my... here I am. All alone in the woods walking around for no good reason. Hope I make it to the mess hall in one piece...
Creepy Voice: [echoing] Gloria, Gloria, Gloria... [Gloria smirked]
And soon she saw him. He was a huge human with scratched skin and a big vein on his neck. With the very hockey mask he used to cover his face. He had a rusty hook on his left hand and a chainsaw on his right. Gloria sweated in fear but swallowed it as he got closer, and closer, and closer, then...
Gloria: NOW, GWEN!
[Gwen jumped from behind and landed on the killer's back and started hitting him and covering his eyes. Then Gloria called out for a bunch of squirrells and signals them to attack, they crawled up the killer's leg and started biting and scratching him. Then while he was swatting them away, Gwen and Gloria attacked from both sides. Gloria kicked his torso while Gwen punches his face]
?: Please! Stop!
Gloria: I will bever stop! I've been afraid of you far enough! I will not let you take me the way you took my friends!
Campers: Gwen! Gloria! [The two turned to see the campers were still alive]
Gloria: [gasps] Guys! You're alive! [Sees Chef in a psycho killer costume and gasps] Guys, lookout! He's got reenforcements! [Pounces Chef and attacks them]
Chris: No stop! It's Chef! [Chef takes off his hockey mask]
Gwen: Chef?
Gloria: [Gasps] Chef was the psycho killer.
Chris: No, he wasn't! This was all part of the challenge. Chef pretends to be the psycho killer and you guys try to survive the night like in a horror movie.
Gloria: Ohhh...
Heather: I told you it was just another stupid challenge. You got all worked up for nothing. But it was entertaining to see you act like a fool all night.
Gwen: You know, I wouldn't mind if Chef killed you.
Gloria: Wait. Does that mean he's part of the challenge too? [The real killer rises up and comes close to her]
Everyone but Gwen and Gloria: No! He's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!
[Gwen and Gloria gasp as the real killer came in closer. And they scream.]
Psycho: [Takes off his mask; in a flamboyant voice] What's your problem?! I was just minding my own buisness and you girls came out of nowhere and beat the crap out of me! [rubs his nose] Owww, that really hurts. I think it's bleeding! Is it bleeding?!
Gloria: Oh, I am so sorry...
Psycho: You weren't sorry when you kept kicking my stomach! That's it! I am so out of here! I was treated way better in prison! [Leaves]
[DJ faints]
Gloria: Wow, that guy didn't seem scary at all, not like his movies. Are all your movies based on lies?
Chris: Yup, that's the magic of Hollywood.
[Later, after the elimination ceremony. Gloria and Gwen were walking around the woods. Gloria was out of her human disguise and was on Gwen's shoulder]
Gloria: So you guys have movies about mythical creatures?
Gwen: Yeah, they're basic fantasy stories about people going into magical worlds and saving them.
Gloria: Ooh! They sound wonderful. Maybe I'll do better in the challenge if it was based on that movie.
We'd go on a quest throughout the forest to find a magical object while learning about friendship along the way. [Gwen was disgusted]
Gwen: Uh, I prefer the slasher film...
[While Gwen and Gloria were laughing, they didn't notice Chad was hiding from the bushes and spying on Gloria]
Chad: [Mumbles] You think you're so smart flying around the forest, fooling everyone. But you're not fooling me. [Looks at pictures of Gloria with and without her disguise] Tomorrow, I will catch you and everyone will know who you really are... [Grins devilishly]