The very next morning, inside his trailer, Chad was plotting a devious scheme. He looked at all the photos he took of Gloria, with and without her human disguise. This whole time he was taking surveillance of Gloria because he knew that there was a fairy loose on the set of the reality show.
Chad: No one belived me. Chris said fairies are too much of dainty pushovers to try to escape. But one did! And now I have to the proof to put you back in your prision with the rest of your friends. [Chad began to suit up. He started to put on multiple fairy catching equipment including a belt full of sleeping darts, a flyswatter, two net guns, and a backpack full of other traps] Today, Gloria, you get eliminated. Ooh! That sounded so cool, wish someone heard that. [He busted out the door and went off to find Gloria]
[Meanwhile, back at the camp. Gloria and the others were making their way to the camp. Owen walks up to Izzy holding a bouquet of flowers]
Owen: Wild flowers for a wild and crazy gal?
Izzy: Oh, yeah? As in the kind you abandon and leave for dead in the hands of a chainsaw-wielding psycho killer with a hook?
Owen: Me? Abandon you? Never! Never ever!
Gloria: [To Leshawana] What's up with them?
Lesahawna: Owen left Izzy for dead during last night's psycho killer challenge.
Gloria: Gosh, I feel bad for them. Disasters shouldn't bring out the worst in people. [Suddenly, Owen was snared by an overhead rope]
Gwen: Wasn't there just a three hundred pound bag of joy around here?
Owen: I'm only 296. Someone set a trap.
Gloria: Don't worry, I'll get you down. [Gloria climbed up the tree and untied the rope, causing Owen to fall down on his head]
Owen: [offscreen] Thank you...
[Then, all of the contestants were trapped under a wooden cage]
Owen: Somone set two traps...
[Enter Chris holding a beaver]
Chris: Good morning, campers! Or should I say… trappers? Ready for today's challenge? [Holds up a knife and the campers gasped]
Gloria: Don't you dare hurt that innocent beaver, you monster!
Chris: Oh don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt this animal. [Puts away the knife] Let chat over the details over chow, shall we? [Leaves]
Owen: He's coming back to untrap us, right?
Gloria: I'm on it...
[One untrapping later, the contestants all gathered by the mess hall]
Chris: Campers, there is only eight of you left on Total Drama Island. After tonight's dramatic bonfire ceremony, only seven of you will remain. We're nearing the end people, so look alive!
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: [excited] This is it. I'm just a few challenges away from winning it all, including that 'magical surprise'. Let's just say I'm most excited about that.
[Confessionals: Duncan]
Duncan: What are my chances of winning? I'd say they're pretty darn great because anyone who doesn't vote for me is a dead man. Are you listening out there, all of you who have been kicked off? If you don't vote for me, I'll find you!
[Confessionals: Geoff]
Geoff: I am so stoked! The final seven, and I'm going all the way, dudes! Woohoo! I think I got a good shot at winning. Heck, I won student council president two years running, and I didn't even give a speech! I can do this, man. Woohoo!
[End Confessionals]
Chris: Today's challenge involves making like our province's great rangers and game wardens. You'll each have eight hours to trap an animal.
Duncan: [Grabs Owen's arm] Got one!
Chris: A wild animal. Which you must bring back to the campfire. Unharmed.
Gloria: Oh! Thank goodness, so we just have to catch an animal and not harm it?
Chris: Yes. Rangers and game wardens often have to relocate animals for their own good and the good of campers.
Gwen: For my good, I might have to barbecue my animal. I'm starving to death!
Gloria: Gwen! We are supposed to NOT harm the animals not eat them!
Chris: That's right, but the reward or winning today's challenge is a meal of all of your favorite foods!
[All the contestants cheered]
Heather: I am so winning.
Owen: So you're not gonna eat that?
[Later, the campers were at the boathouse. Chris held a helmet filled with pieces of paper]
Chris: Everyone, choose an animal assignment.
[Everyone picked out a paper and read their animal assignment]
Owen: Chipmunk.
Duncan: Raccoon.
Gwen: Duck?
Geoff: Beaver.
Gloria: Flying Squirrell.
Izzy: Deer, yes! Baggin' a doe!
Heather: Bear?! [scoffs] Are you kidding me?!
Chris: It's the only animal left.
Heather: These degenerates get cute little froggy and wee baby ducky and I'm supposed to trap a bear with my bare hands?!
Chris: You do get sixty seconds in the boathouse to gather any equipment that might help.
Heather: Unless there's an animal trainer and a zebra carcass in there, I don't think it'll be adequate. This is ridiculous! [storms off]
Chris: I don't think I've mentioned the penalty yet.
Heather: I don't care. I'll take it.
Chris: Loser cleans the communal washrooms. [Heather stops in her tracks after hearing her gross punishment. The others shuddered in disgust]
Owen: Sorry. [laughs] I think I ate too much of that delicious paste. [farts]
Chris: All right, campers. You have just one minute in the boathouse to grab your critter catching gear.
[As everyone searched inside the boathouse for hunting supplies. Gloria simpily waited by the exit]
Gloria: [Sees Duncan holding a sledgehammer] Duncan! Ypu are seriously going to use a sledgehammer to catch a raccoon?
Duncan: Yeah, you're right. [Puts down the sledgehammer and picks up a chainsaw instead] Ah, thanks for the tip. [Gloria smacks her forehead]
Gloria: I'll be outside...
Leshawna: You don't want any hunting supplies?
Gloria: Don't need them. Let's just say I have a way with the animals.
Heather: [scoffs] So what? You're like a rodent whisperer or something?
Gloria: If I was then I'd understand what you're saying, rat.
Heather: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RAT!?
Gloria: You say something? All I heard was 'squeak squeak'. [goes outside]
[Gwen and Leshawna laughed]
Leshawna: [laughs] Oh, snap!
[Heather grumbled]
[Soon, everyone else was outside with their hunting weapons. Owen had paper towels, Leshawna had a bucket, Geoff had a burlap sack, Heather had a net, Gwen had a tub of duck bait, and Izzy had a tranquilizer gun]
Chris: Everybody ready?
All but Heather: Yes!
Heather: No!
Chris: Game on!
The campers were off with their traps to catch their animals, Gloria was nonchalantly walking her way to find her animal little knowing she was watched...
[As Gloria walked through the woods, Chad was watching her through the bushes. Gloria saw the flying squirrell gearing up for it's flight.]
Gloria: Hey, little guy.
Flying Squirrell: Do you mind? I'm about to do my daily rounds.
Gloria: It's cool, I get that. I was hoping if you would come with me.
Flying Squirrell: Wait, hold on. How can you understand me being a human and all?
Gloria: Well, between you and me. I'm not really a human. I'm-
Chad: [Offscreen] Hello, Gloria!
[Gloria turns to see Chad wearing his fairy catching gear and felt a little nervous to see him after her first encounter]
Gloria: Oh, uh. Hey Chad. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with Chris?
Chad: Not this time. I'm out here doing a little hunting challenge of my own... [Slowly walks up to Gloria with net in hand]
Gloria: [Nervously backing away] And uh... what are you looking for?
Chad: Something very special. I think you're familiar with it... [sinisterly] Princess...
[Gloria froze in fear]
Gloria: [nervous] Princess? Me? No... I-I-I-I think you have the wrong person. I'm not a princess I'm just a typical human being...
Chad: Don't play dumb, fairy! I know it's you! You've masqueraded yourself as a human to save your fairy friends and comproising Chris' plan! You have him and the rest of them fooled, but not me! So we can either do this the easy way or the hard way... [Pushes a button and the net shifts into a huge sledgehammer]
[Gloria gulps]
Flying Squirrell: Eh... I can see you guys got a thing going on, so I'm gonna bounce... [Glides away]
[Chad swings his hammer at Gloria, but she quickly transforms into her human form and flies away as Chad smashes a tree into the ground]
Chad: [As Gloria flies away] The hunt is on... Man I am sounding so cool right now!
[Chad continued to attack at Gloria, he rapidly shot sleep darts at her but she easily dodges them all. Meanwhile the darts hit random places, it hit a rock, a tree, it hit an intern as it was delivering coffee and she fell to the ground. Chad then swung his net at Gloria and she tries hard to dodge it. She then hides inside a hollow tree. She catches her breath and she looks outside to see Chad still looking for her.]
Chad: Come on out, Gloria! I'll take you back to your family. We can use the extra magic. We've almost suck you kingdom dry! [Laughs]
Gloria: [gasps] Mom! Dad! [Growls] I'm not gonna let that jerk do this to me. Not again! Time for the hunter to become the hunted...
[Chad continues to look for Gloria when...]
Gloria: [offscreen] Up here, you big horse's butt!
Chad: [Turns to see the fairy] Aha! I got you in my sights.
Gloria: Not for long! [dashes off and Chad pusues her]
Chad chased Gloria through the woods and led him up the cliff. Gloria flew behind a tree and thinking fast, she used a bunch of twigs and leaves and made a clever decoy and use her wind powers to make her it fly. Chad kept chasing the decoy until he catches it.
Chad: Hahahaha! Stupid fairy! You don't have the smarts to escape me! [Sees that he's holding a fake] Huh?
Gloria: Yoo-hoo! [Chad turned to see the real Gloria she pointed down and Chad sees he's away from the cliff and is now below the lake]
Chad: I hate you. [Falls from the cliff and lands in the water] Ha! Still alive! [A group of sharks form around him] Uh oh.
[Gloria watched as Chad was being mauled by the sharks and laughs]
Gloria: How's that for a stupid fairy! Now, back to the challenge. [Gloria walks off]
[Meahwile, Chad crawled to the curface with a shark still biting his legs.]
Chad: [Hits the shark over the head with his sledgehammer] Down! Down! Down! [The shark whimpered and lets go of his legs, then it swims back to the lake] Well, looks like I underestimated you fairy... [cocks his net] Game on.
[Later, the flying squirrell was gliding through the forest when Gloria flown beside him]
Flying Squirrell: You again? Look, I don't know what's going on but I don't want anything to do with it.
Gloria: It's okay, it's all taken care of. I lost that loser by the cliff. So... how would you like to be part of a reality show?
[Chad was lurking by the bushes, he spotted Gloria with the squirrell]
Chad: Got you now. [He fired up a heat seeking taser]
Flying Squirrell: So people around the world watches these guys to cool dangerous stunts?
Gloria: That's the gist of it.
David: Cool and dangerous are two of my favorite things! I am in! Finally, the world will finally see what David Squirrlowitz really is. I even got a musical number I've been working on. [clears throat] When you're a squirrell...
[Suddenly, Chad's taser went between the two. The two saw Chad pursuing Gloria]
Gloria: Uh, let's talk later.
[Flies off and dodges Chad's taser shooting out and reaching her. Gloria was afraid of the electrical shocks. But then she spotted a bear sleeping below her and gets an idea. She flew down and quckly uses berries to make paints and created another fake Gloria painting on the bears backside and flew off]
Chad: Ha! There you are! [Shoots his taser at the bear shocking him. He looks at his burned butt and growled angrily at him] Uh, sorry about that... [The bear roars at him and continues to maul him. Gloria laughed at this and flew off]
[Cut to Chad setting a trap for Gloria. He sets up a net snare and ties it to a tree.]
Chad: This time, I'm using a more stealthy approach. [He places a wood carving of a squirrell in the center of the trap and goes to hide in a nearby bush]
[Meanwhile, Gloria was flying around looking for David]
Gloria: David? Where are you? Ugh! Stupid Chad, if he keeps distracting me I'll never finish this challenge! [Sees a figure of a squirrell] Ah! There you are. [Swoops down and looks at the squirrell carving] Come on, It's time for your television debut. [The wooden squirrell stood quietly] Huh? [Knocks on the head] This isn't a squirrell, this is a wood carving. But I got to say this is impressive work.
[Chad tugs on the rope but the trap didn't work]
Chad: Huh? [keeps tugging]
Gloria: Well, I'd love to stay and comment on this art piece. But I got a competition to win. [Flies off]
Chad: [Walks up to the trap] Why didn't this stupid trap work? [stomps on the trap but then, it sprang and catching Chad in it.] Gah! Oh, now it works! [He sees Gloria upside down holding the rope] You!
Gloria: Yeah, you got to do better than that to catch this fairy. [Holds the squirrell figure] Though you are quite the craftsman. I'll hold on to this. [Flies away]
Chad: [Sighs] Beaten by a fairy, embarassing... Well at least things can't get worse... [He hears growling and he sees the bear he tasered earlier] Oh crap...
[Meanwhile, Gloria continues to look for the flying squirrell]
Gloria: David! David! Where are you? [Chad pops out of a bush and holds up a blowdart and places a tranquilizer in it]
Chad: [Places his eyes on his target] This time, I won't miss.
[He goes for a shot and the dart goes for Gloria. She then used her wind powers to change the direction of the dart. Then it landed on Chad's nose and he starts to feel woozy and falls unconcious on the ground.]
[Later, Gloria was walking with David to the camp]
Gloria: Okay, David. So the scene is you are a squirrel vigilante on the run from a hunter providing justice for the other animals. But you've just been caught and begin to lose hope. But all of your allies come together and tell you to not give up. Then you all escape and take down the villain once and for all!
David: I love it! Such emotion, such danger, such action! It was the role I was born to play!
Gloria: Okay, right this way to camp...
[Meanwhile, Chad was finally putting the final piece of a very complicated trap]
Chad: There! Now, for the bait. [He recahes into his pocket and brings out a flower. This particular flower can attract a fairy for miles! [He places the flower pot on the trap. Then, he places a fan next to the flower and turned it on. And fragrance fanned throughout the forest]
Gloria: Okay, David. We're almost at the camp. I just need to get my human disguise and I'll be right back.
David: Great. This will give me some time to get into character. [Clears throat] You will never cage my sprit! No that's not it...
[Gloria leaves to get her human disguise but before she could put it on, she began to smell a familiar fragrance]
Gloria: What is that smell? [She floated through the woods untilshe found the source of the smell. She then sees a beautiful flower.] Ooooh! A dendrobium orchid! The most rarest flower in the world! I must have it!
[She dashed over to the orchid and pulled on it, also pulling a string tied to the stem of the flower. This caused a major chain reaction.
Gloria: What the...
[The string was attached to a golf club which triggered it to hit a golf ball, which rolled into a hole that hit a gopher and then it threw the golf ball into the air and it landed on a ramp which rolled into a cup of water that fell and poured into a drinking bird toy that tips over and presses a button on a remote control airplane which flew to a tree on the other side. Gloria saw all this and was mesmerized.]
Gloria: I know this is another one of Chad's traps but... I can't look away.
[The airplane flew into a rope that was tied to an axe, cuts it and the axe which chopped a branch causing a rock to fall landing on a see saw, launcing a knife in the air which popped a balloon holding a jar. It popped and landed right on Gloria.]
Gloria: Dang it...
Chad: [appears from the bushes] YES! I finally caught you, Gloria! [Closes the jar] Once I take you to Chris, your little mind games are OVER! [Laughs maniacally.]
Gloria: Chad, no! You cannot do this! My people will die because of your boss! You have to let me out.
Chad: Keep dreaming. We got a good thing going here. You're magic is helping reeling in viewers. If I let you go now, you'll just ruin it all!
Gloria was in the worst mess of her life, this seemed like the end of her adventure. But it coudn't be! She came so far. And she has no plans on stopping. She needed a plan to escape, suddenly she remembered what Cedric did last night. The invisible wall spell.
Gloria: [Thoughts] Wait a minute, that spell Cedric did last night. That invisble wall thing. Maybe that can work. Okay, don't have much time. Hope I get this right... [She concentrated on the spell. Her hands glowed sky blue as she tried make herself invisible] Come on...
[Soon, Chad approached the tent where Chris was watching the campers doing the challenge]
Chad: Chris! Chris!
Chris: What do you want, Chad?
Chad: I told you! I told you there was a fairy loose on the show! And I have her right here! [Shows Chris the jar]
Chris: This is a joke, right?
Chad: I kid you not, I give you a real live... [Sees that the jr is empty] Gah!?
Chris: Listen, Chad. I already have all the fairies I could ever need. There is no fairy left to stop me. Now get that jar out of my face and quit wasting my time.
Chad: B-B-But... [Chris kicks Chad out. And he looks at the jar] I don't get it... I caught that fairy. How did she ever escape? [Opens the jar and sees the inside of it with is left eye. But then, something punches it] GAH! [It is revealed that Gloria was hiding the whole time and she got out of the jar.]
Gloria: Ha! I did it! I performed the spell! [Does a celebration dance]
Chad: WHAT!? BUT!? HOW!?
Gloria: I told you there's nothing you can do to catch this fairy. [Grabs the jar and crams half of Chad's face in it. And flies away. Chad was so furious his face turned red and steam came out of his ears. He takes the jar off, smashes it, runs after Gloria shooting his tranquilizer gun in blazing fury]
Chad: [As he fires darts]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Chad chases Gloria through the woods and up to the cliff. Gloria sees the edge and then looks at Chad running straight at her. She knew that Chad was too angry to see where he's charging to and she simpily stepped aside as Chad falls down the cliff and into the lake again.]
Gloria: I cannot believe he fell for that again. You'd think he'd learn by now. [Shrugs and flies away]
Chad: [Rises from the lake] I'LL GET YOU, FAIRY! MARK MY WORDS! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH CHAD BARRINGTON! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF- [A bunch of sharks form around him] Oh dear...
[Cut to Gloria in her human form holding David in her hands and returning to the campfire pit where she saw most of the campers already caught their animals and were already in a cage. She sees Gwen at a table enjoying her favorite foods.]
Gloria: Hey, Gwen. Nice spread.
Gwen: Thanks, Gloria. [Passes her a turkey leg] Want some?
Gloria: Uh, no thanks... [Shows her David] Gwen, this is David. He wants to be in the acting buisness.
David: Pleasure to make your acquaintance. [Bows]
[Through Gwen's view, David just chittered and bowed]
Gwen: Uh, hi to you too.
[Gloria takes the squirrell to the cage and puts him inside.]
David: [Clears throat] Oh, woe is me. I have been caged along with my fellow animal bretheren never to find freedom again. What shall I do, except pray for the sweet release of... [In everyone else's ears the squirrell was chittering away]
Gloria: He really is quite the actor.
[Just then, Owen appeared]
Owen: Woohoo! Chris, open the cage! [He chases the chipmunk around the campfire pit. Then he crashes onto the table. Then chipmunk runs into the cage] Close the cage! Close the cage!
Chris: Are you sure?
Owen: Yes!
[Chris shrugged then closes the cage. Owen the realizes he was in the cage as well]
Owen: Why, hello, ducky. Oh, and what a nice little raccoon you are. Next to the sweet beavers. [The animals then attacked Owen] AAAAAHHHH! WHY THE NATURALIST?!
David: Yes, brothers! Together we fight! [Joins in the fray and starts biting Owen's ankle]
Gwen: [smirks] Hm. Dinner and a show. [Eats a turkey leg. Gloria worries for Owen]
[Later that night in the campfire pit. The campers were all gathered for the elimination ceremony. Just then, Duncan came in wheeling in Heather who was strapped to a wheelie board]
Gloria: What happened to her?
Duncan: Izzy shot Heather in the butt with a dart.
Izzy: It was an accident!
Heather: [Slurred] I will end you, Psycho Beast!
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made you decision. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers and leave. That means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever.
Chris: The first marshmallow goes to… [Tosses marshmallows to each camper] Geoff. Owen. Leshawna. Duncan. Heather. Gloria. [There was one marshmallow left] One marshmallow, two players. Izzy, Gwen. One of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Island.
Heather: [slurring] Just give it to Gwen already.
Chris: Eh. [Tosses the last marshamallow to Gwen]
Izzy: Well, we've all gotta go sometime, right?
Owen: You could make out with me first. If that would cushion the blow.
Izzy: Goodnight, everybody! Thanks for comin' out! [Throws a smoke bomb down and magically disappeared]
Gloria: Wow, I didn't know she can do magic.
Chris [whispers to Heather]: Being the loser, you realize you still have some unfinished business. [Holds up a mop and bucket]
Heather [slurring]: Duncan, I require your services. [Duncan wheels her over the bathroom]
[Meanwhile, back in Chad's trailer. Chad was bandaging his shark bite wounds.]
Chad: [Tightening his bandages] Gah! I hate that fairy so much! She thinks she's soooo smug and soooo smart using her magic to esacpe me! While she's out there fooling everyone else. [Sighs] Pull it together, Barrington. You can't let this fairy get the best of you. [Looks at all the proof he's gathered] Hmm... I'm gonna need a few extra hands. Maybe Chris would want to see this... [grins sinisterly]