[In the kingdom of Balsa, everyone was gathered by the castle celebrating the coronation. Inside, Gloria was preparing her dress for the ceremony. It was a sparkly red and pink dress and her hair was down. She looked at the mirror feeling nervous.]
Mucina: Nervous? [Gloria turns to see her mother]
Gloria: Yeah, a little. I mean, yes I'm excited to be queen but... it so much responsibility. What if I'm not ready.
[Mucina smiled and placed her hand on Gloria's shoulder]
Mucina: Gloria, I'm gonna tell you something my mother told me on my coronation. Responsibility isn't easy, you need to take care of a lot of people, protect them from danger, you may not feel like you're ready for it now. But all you have to do is follow your heart. You're stronger, smarter, and kinder then you think. When the moment when everyone depends on you comes, you'll know what to do.
[Gloria smiles]
Gloria: Thanks mom. [She hears the roar of the crowd]
Mucina: Good luck out there, sweetie. [Kisses Gloria's cheek]
[Gloria walked down the corridor in her dress, she approached the balcony with her father on the left with the crown.]
Richter: My fellow fairies, today we end one era and start a new one. After many years, Mucina and I are standing down as king and queen and passing the crown to our next successor. [Gloria smiled] And so with out further ado... [Holds the crown above Gloria's head] I've give you you're new queen...
[Suddenly, a hole was torn into the sky and started sucking everything in sight. The fairy citizens were in fear and hung on to their lives.]
Gloria: What's happening!? [Tries to run but the force was too strong]
Richter: Gloria! Hang on! [Gloria tries to reach for him but she was soon sucked away] NOOOOOO!
[Gloria screamed as she was being sucked into the hole which revealed to be a giant Chris Maclean.]
Gloria: No! Not again!
Giant Chris: [Laughs maniacally] You're all mine! [Sucks even harder and Gloria fell into his mouth.]
Gloria: NOOOOOOOOOO...[The nightmare ends and Gloria wakes up screaming.] NOOOOOOO! [She looked around and see she was back in camp as she hears the sound of a helecopter]
Chris: [offscreen] Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Over the past six weeks... [As Chris continued talking, Gloria groaned and lied down in bed]
Gloria: [Groans and puts her pillow over her head] Take me back to Balsa...
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: [Exapserated] It feels like I've been doing this forever. I just want to win this thing and get it over with. I really miss my mom and dad... My normal mom and dad of course! [nervously laughs then sighs] I hope they're doing okay without me.
[End confessionals]
[Meanwhile, in the middle of the forest a hole magically appeared on the ground. And from that hole, King Richter emerged from it along with Queen Mucina and the remaining fairy citizens.]
Mucina: Finally! We've been inside that tunnel for hours.
Richter: It may not have been pleasant but at last we are free from Chris' prison. [To the rest of the fairies] My people! This is our time! Finally we shall stand against Maclean and restore honor to our kingdom. He maybe bigger then us, but we have stregnth in numbers. We will win and we will be rid of the humans once and for all! It is time to drive them out the way they drove us in! [Everyone cheered] This time, we shall be ready.
[Later, a few interns were walking to Chris' tent. The male intern was holding a tray of coffee.]
Male Intern #1: So then I was like, 'You can't tell me what to do anymore! This is my life! And I'll live it however I like!'.
Male Intern #2: What did she say?
Male Intern #1: You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
[Suddenly, they felt an ominous wind.]
Male Intern #2: Dude, did you feel that?
Male Intern #1: That's just the wind. [Suddenly he was garbbed and taken out of sight. The sceond intern turned around and sees he wasn't there.]
Male Intern #2: Steven? W-W-W-W-Where are you? [He looked around and saw nothing, but then eyes c were popping in from the darkness] What's going on?
[Steven was seen dangling from a tree]
Steven: RUN, DARRELL!
[The fairies used their magic to summon vines and goes straight to Darrell, he runs away in fear but the vines grab him by the ankle and hangs him upside down with Steven. The fairies appeared around the humans]
Steven: Dude! I thought we caught all the fairies!
Richter: This is a revolution. We're here to put an end to your boss once and for all. Speaking of... [Flies up to Darrell] What is are you planning with our magic.
Darrell: He's using them to alter the wildlife and this island.
Mucina: What!? He dares to ruin the fauna of our island? That's where I draw the line! [Grabs Darrell by the throat] Tell us why he's doing this?
Steven: For his reality show! It will make him huge ratings. W-W-We've got nothing to do with it! We're just interns!
Richter: Let him go, Mucina. [Mucina lets go of Darrell's throat. He gasps for air.]
Darrell: [wheezes] My trachea...
Mucina: Oh, Richter you were right! This more awful that we've ever imagined. Chris is draining up our magic and using it to mess with our island. I can't imagine what that monster is doing to our daughter!
Richter: [Comforts his wife] It will be okay, sweetie... [To the citizens] I've heard enough. People, we are taking this fight to MacClean! [The fairy citizens left to find Chris, levaing the interns dangling upside down]
Steven: Uh... I don't think they're coming back...
[Meanwhile, back at the camp. Chris was going over the challenge with the campers and Gloria.]
Chris: We strove to come up with the best way to help the campers destress, then decided it would be way more fun to handcuff them together and see if we couldn't push them over the edge.
Heather: Did Duncan's parole officer send a care package?
Chris: Neh, all in the name of today's challenge: The Tri-Armed Triathlon!
Gloria: Tri-Armed. You mean three arms?
Chris: Yes! Three challenges, three teams of two, three arms per team.
Heather: Have you met these people? I am not being chained to any of them.
Chris: Winning team members both get invincibility from tonight's vote.
[Confessionals: Gwen]
Gwen: Six long weeks. I don't know how much more of this I can take. The person who's creasing me the most? Geoff. The guy is in a permanently good mood. No one is always in a good mood. And if he says "dude" or "cool" or eats with his mouth open one more time, I think I'm gonna seriously damage him.
[Confessionals: Geoff]
Geoff: The camp is great and all, a-and I'm seriously stoked to be here. Yeah... I miss my buds back home. Yo! If you're watching, this is a shoutout to all my bros back east, man! It's not that I don't like everyone who's left. They're just kind of downers. Except Owen, heh. That dude can party! Leshawna's cool, but Gwen and Duncan are like, so serious, and Heather is freaking me out with all her strategy talk. I thought getting to the final six would be like a big party, but... it's kinda heavy, man.
[Confessionals: Duncan]
Duncan: This place is torture, man. At least in juvie, we had a half hour of television a day and they kept the lunatics locked up separately. I mean, this outhouse, this is the only place I can go for peace and quiet. Oh, and you do not wanna come in here after Owen. [inhales sharply] Oh, yeah. And I don't know what Courtney said to Leshawna, but all of a sudden, she thinks I'm a "nice guy" or something, and she wants to be my friend. I don't have friends. Got that?
[Confessionals: Leshawna]
Leshawna: Yo! This is a shoutout to all my sisters back home. What's up, y'all? Girl, you would not believe the crazies they got up in here. But I came to win, and I'm hanging on, baby, only five more campers to go!
[Confessionals: Owen]
Owen: Yeah, baby! [laughs] Final six! Place at the table! Woohoo!
Duncan [from outside] : Keep it down!
Owen [whispering] : It's pretty awesome to be here. I'm so psyched, dude. Woohoo.
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: I do admit that I want this show to end, but I am getting really close to winning. And I have been getting along with everyone, well, except for Heather. That jerk's been a pain in my butt since I first got here. She's vying to get me voted off using any dirty trick she can think of. But I stood one step ahead of her. But she just couldn't being mean and bossy. We're on the same team, she shouldn't try to sabotage us or make us turn on each other or breaking up a beautiful relationship. I will NEVER forgive her for that. [Sighs] I just wish she would change, but I guess some people want to be what they want to be. And she chose to be a jerk. But I got a feeling she won't be a problem today. It's not like I'm gonna be chained with her the whole time.
[End Confessionals]
[Cut to the mess hall. Gloria frowned as she was chained to Heather and Owen]
Chris: We didn't count for the extra camper, so you have to share with Heather and Owen. Cool?
Heather: [Livid] COOL!? There is no way I am staying chained to this purple loser!
Gloria: And I rather eat pinecones than spend the day being chained to you!
Chris: Girls, girls, if you have a problem with being chained you can have the wimp key. [Holds a skeleton key] A skeleton key that will open any handcuffs. You'll be offered the wimp key at each challenge to unshackle yourselves from your teammate.
Heather and Gloria: Yes!
Chris: But... if you choose to accept it, you'll both be eliminated.
Heather and Gloria: No...
Chris: First of our three challenges, competitive chow-down.
Owen [laughs]: Come on. This is like a dream I had once.
Heather: The doughnut-copter dream?
Gloria: Doughnut-copter?
Owen: You guys had it too?
Chris: Each team will choose a feeder and an eater. Eaters must put their hands behind them, making it more difficult for the feeders.
Gwen: Hello? How do we win this thing?
Chris: Chef's getting platters for each team. Title goes to the team who finishes their platter of delicacies fastest.
[Chef hands the platters to the competitors]
Duncan: I'll do the chowing down.
Leshawna: I don't think so, scrawny, chicken leg boy.
Duncan: Arm wrestle for it then.
Leshawna: You on, fool!
[Gwen felt unsure being chained to Geoff]
Geoff: We don't need to fight or anything, eh? We're a team, babe. [chuckles]
Gwen: You be the eater then.
Geoff: Cool.
Gwen: No, wait. I'll be the eater.
Geoff: Cool.
Gwen: Wait...
[Chef hands the tray which had a bowl of gruel, two slices of cake, and a green chicken]
Owen: Ooh! Delicious!
Heather: I don't think chicken is green in nature.
Owen: Mm, maybe it's lemon-lime chicken.
[Gloria was disturbed by the chicken in two ways]
Gloria: Maybe you should be the eater, Owen.
[The competition starts and Heather began to shove food down Owen's mouth while Gloria simpily just fed him the food]
Heather: What are you doing?
Gloria: I'm feeding Owen. [Feeds Owen another spoonful]
Heather: You're taking too long! This is a competition. [Shoves a chicken leg into Owen's mouth]
Gloria: Which is why I'm letting Owen taste the food while you're just shoving it down his thoat like it was a garbage can. [Feeds him faster]
Heather: Well, Owen is a huge garbage disposal so he's used to it. [Shoves a slice of cake into Owen]
Gloria: You're being too rough on him. [feeds him another cake slice]
Heather: I'm trying to win! [Feeds Owen a handful of gruel]
Gloria: Me too, but I'm doing it more humanely! [Feeds Owen gruel]
Owen: [With his mouth full] Girls, girls, I'm fine with all this shoving.
Heather: Shut up and eat! [The girls continue feeding Owen super fast]
Gloria: I'm getting tired.
Heather: That's one thing I can agree with. [To Owen] Let's work on your stregnths. [Proceeds to slam the tray in his face]
Chris: The winner's are... Heather, Gloria, and Owen!
[They cheer]
Gloria: Way to go, Owen! That's the power of teamwork!
Owen: [stomach rumbles] Speaking of teamwork... how are you with toilet paper?
[Heather and Gloria looked at each other in fear.]
[Meanwhile, Richter was still searching for his daughter. He soon sees the green tent.]
Richter: The human's tent! [Richter flies inside and see that the place is empty] He's not in here... [Looks at the TV screens] Huh? [Flies in closer to the screens] What is this? [On the screens he saw the contestants by the camp. And between Owen and Heather he saw a familiar face] Gloria? What have they done to you?
[Suddenly, Chad came out of the shadows]
Chad: We meet again... your majesty.
Richter: [gasps] You! Have you've been standing there this whole time?
Chad: It doesn't matter now. [Fires up his net gun] No one can save you this time.
Richter: That is where you're wrong. This time we have the upper hand.
Chad: We? [Just then, Richter's army appeared beside Chad ready to fight.] No matter, I'll take to you all on. [He shoots a net at the fairies and they flew over it and grabbed it. Then they threw the net at him and they caught him] Hey! What the!?
Richter: We have grown since last we met, boy. We have been training inside our home for weeks preparing for the day we take back our home, and that day is today.
Fairies: Yeah!
Chad: You think you will win? Ha! Chris will find you and when he does, you fairies are his- [Mucina shoves a sock in his mouth]
Mucina: I am getting so tired of hearing that.
Richter: People, it is time now for us to take the fight to the rest of the humans. It won't be easy, they have stregnth in numbers and size. We must prepare for anything they might throw at us. They might be planning as they speak.
[Meanwhile at the Dock of Shame. Heather and Gloria were disoriented from the bathroom incident with Owen.]
Gloria: I'm gonna be smelling this for weeks.
Heather: Great, now you smell worse than you usually do.
Gloria: [Grumbles to herself] Do it for the reward... do it for the reward...
Chris: Last chance to back out before the next challenge. [waves the wimp key]
[Duncan and Leshawna were glaring at each other]
Duncan: Dare ya.
Gloria: Not me. I'm here to win.
Owen: Gloria I know you and Heather don't see eye to eye, so maybe we should-
Gloria: It's fine, Owen. It's just for this challenge, I can handle it.
Heather: Shut up and focus you two!
Geoff: What's the challenge, Chris?
Chris: On the beach, you will find three canoes. One for each team. Your challenge is to paddle your canoe, while wearing handcuffs, [chuckles] All the way to Boney Island. Once there, you will open a package that is waiting for you. Go!
[They all ran to the beach and got in their canoes. Heather and Gloria climbed in their canoe while Owen pushes it]
Gloria: Come on, Owen! You can do it! [Owen barely moves the canoe] Come on, Owen! I believe in you... Why aren't we moving?
Heather: Typical. Positivity failed to get us anywhere.
Gloria: Well at least I'm trying!
Heather: Owen just needs some motivation. [To Owen] Push it, big boy! Like it's a big ol' truck full of doughnuts! [Owen quickly pushes the girls into the water]
Gloria: Wow, that really worked.
Heather: You're welcome.
[Owen got in and the three started paddling to Boney Island. While doing so, Gloria had a weird feeling. The same weird feeling she had when she sensed that cursed tiki idol Beth brought back from Boney Island.]
Gloria: We are definitely getting closer.
[They soon got to shore and found a backpack. They opened it and found half of the cursed tiki idol.]
Gloria: The tiki idol!
[helicopter whirring]
Chris: [through megaphone] Welcome to the second part of the second challenge! Back in episode eight, your teammate Beth stole the Boney Island tiki doll!
[As the other competitors got on shore]
Gwen: She said she returned that!
Chris: [through megaphone] She lied! She broke it up and flushed it down the septic tank!
Gloria: [To herself] That must be why I didn't sense anything.
Chris: [through megaphone] I know! The pieces in those packs need to be returned to the cave of treacherous terror. And you'll wanna do a double quick, 'cause the longer you have the doll, the worse your luck! Oh yeah, one of you has to piggyback the other! Enjoy! [He flies away]
Owen: Hop on, cowgirl!
Gloria: Shotgun! [Climbs on top of Owen. Heather climbs on top of her] Ugh!
[The trio rode Owen to return the pieces to the cave. Owen ran as fast as he could carrying the two girls.]
Heather: Giddy up, fella!
[Owen then stopped when he saw a spider]
Heather: Easy there, boy. Easy now.
[As the spider lowered the girls try to calm him down.]
Gloria: It's okay, Owen. It's just a little spider. [The spider lands on her finger] Aw, look how cute it is. [Shows the spider to Owen. It looks at him and it scares Owen away and he ran away from the cave] Woah! Easy boy!
Heather: Not as easy as it looks is it?
Gloria: Less talking, more running! [Duncan and Leshawna pass them by as wooly beavers chase the teams] Don't worry, I know how to lose these beavers]
Heather: Oh, really? What are you gonna do? Ask them nicely?
Gloria: Not exactly... Stop! [Gloria stops Owen as the woolly beavers approach them.] Heather switch sides!
Heather: What? [Gloria climbed on top of Heather and got on top of her. She began to look intimidating as the beavers approached them. She snarled making the beavers stop in their tracks.]
Heather: What are you doing?
Gloria: We've got to intimidate them. [The woolly beavers started closing in on them again.] Quick, guys! Look intimidating! [Heather and Owen did so]
Heather: I look stupid!
Gloria: Right now, it's saving our lives. [As the woolly beavers came closer they stop to see the towering trio. Then Gloria let out a fearsome roar and scared the beavers away.]
Owen: Gloria, you did it! You saved us!
Gloria: Thank you. I learned from getting lost here.
Heather: That is impressive. Guess you're not as useless as I thought. [Kicks Owen] Now, get us back to that cave! Get!
[Owen rides the girls back to the cave]
Later, the teams were back on the island. They were near tables covered with purple tarps.
Chris: And that's a point for the Gwen and Geoff dream team!
Gwen: Yes! That's my partner! High five! [She and Geoff high five]
Chris: So, an awesome day, huh? Moldy food fights, carnivorous beavers. But, it's time for someone to win this thing. Point each for everyone but Leshawna and Duncan, who could still pull a stopper. Today's final challenge…
[He pulls away the tarps revealing wooden carvings of the heads of eliminated contestants. Owen screamed seeing two Eva heads.]
Heather: Relax, it's just Eva. Ew. Two Evas. That is upsetting.
Chris: The totem pole of shame and humiliation. [They all see the stacked totem of wooden heads.] Your task? Assemble the heads in the order in which your comrades were voted out. Unless you want the wimp key! Time for heads to roll! [whistle blows]
Gloria: Okay, I know all the contestants. Just pass me the heads and I'll stack us to victory.
[The teams got started stacking heads. Heather picks up a Justin head.]
Owen: Nice guy, Justin. Look! Even his wood carving of him is smoking hot! [Heather and Gloria gasp] I mean, it's a good carving! His features are so chiseled. [The girls gasp again] I mean, someone chiseled them really well! [chuckles]
[Heather picked up heads of Lindsay and Beth]
Heather: Well, look who I found. Lindsay and Beth. [Clunks the heads together] Too bad neither of them made it to the final six. What a shocker. These pieces of wood have about as much brain power as those two traitors combined.
Gloria: [Grabs the two heads] Give me those! [To the wooden heads] Don't listen to her guys. You were great friends. You just chose the wrong friend to back. [Heather rolls her eyes]
[The campers continue to make their head totems. Heather picks up a wooden Izzy head]
Heather: Ugh. Little Miss Crazy. They should've made her wear a helmet.
Owen: [slightly irritated] We're not there yet.
Heather: Can you believe she's roaming the streets wild?
Owen: [more irritated] Can we stop talking about this?
Heather: Seriously. She's a danger to sane people everywhere.
Owen: That's it! Where's the wimp key? [Walks to get the wimp key while dragging Heather and Gloria along with him]
Chris: [Concussed after getting hit over the head with a wooded head] We have a wiener! Ladunca and Shawananan take it! That means anybody can get voted off tonight! [passes out]
[Gloria groans]
[Later, it was time to vote someone off. Everyone gathered around the campfire pit.]
Gloria: Well, it wasn't easy. But at least I won't have to be tethered to Heather anymore. [Heather glared at her]
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallow goes to… [tosses marshmallows to each spared camper] Leshawna. Next, Duncan. Four campers are left, and four marshmallows. The next marshmallow goes to… Heather. Owen. Gloria. Yep. That's one surefire way to wipe a smile off a camper's face. Show them a plate with exactly one marshmallow on it. I'm left with just one marshmallow for the night. And either Gwen or Geoff is about to go home.
Gwen: It's cool. I had a good time.
Gloria: [Hugs Gwen] Gwen, no! You can't leave! We were becoming so close!
Chris: What are you doing? You're wrecking it! The last marshmallow of the night goes to…Gwen. [Tosses a marshamallow to Gwen]
Gloria: Yes! [Hugs Gwen tighter] We're still in it!
Gwen: Uh, Gloria... that's a little too tight...
Chris: Geoff, it's time for you to go, bro.
Gwen: What?! Are you guys all crazy?! Geoff is the nicest guy in the world!
Duncan: Yeah, bingo, sister.
Owen: As if Heather could defeat nice.
Heather: The power of nice is huge! And we're not worried about you or Purple in that department, Gwen.
Geoff: No sweat, Gwen. Ciao, dudes!
[As Geoff left for the boat of losers, Gwen follwed him to say goodbye as the rest of the campers went to bed. Gloria shuffled to her bunk and lied down.]
Gloria: Ugh, that was so exhausting. Just keep it in there, Gloria. Just a few more days and you save your kingdom, become queen, and kick MaClean's butt! It can only get better from here... I hope...