[Dawn arises in Wawanakawa, Cedric was sleeping in the Outisders hideout when he felt someone tapping his arm]
Cedric: [Waking up] Hmm? [He sees a scary figure] GAAAH! [Runs away from the bed and falls to the ground. The figure revealed itself to be Zach in a wooden mask who laughed at him] For goodness sake, Zachary! That's the third time this week you've pranked me! When are you people going to stop this charade?
Monica: Well if you're gonna stay with us, you have to live by our rules.
Cedric: And those rules include terrorizing guests?
Monica: We call that initiation.
Cedric: Initiation.
Monica: To become an honorary Outsider.
Cedric: You want to make me one of you?
Addison: You are Glenda's friend and you'll do anything for her. Correct?
Cedric: Of course, she's the future queen and I must do everything I can to protect her.
Monica: Us too. We stick together, we look out for each other, that's what it takes to be an Outsider.
Cedric: Well, if that's the case why do you have to mess with me all the time.
Zach: Another thing about us Outsiders, we like to prank each other.
George: It's all in good fun, buddy. Hey, you got something in your suit. [Points to Cedric's chest]
Cedric: What? [Looks under his chest] How is that possible, I alway keep my suit clean- [George flicks his nose and the Outsiders laugh; groans] This is going to be a long day...
[Meanwhile, Gloria and the remaining campers. Were asleep in their beds unaware that they were outside their cabins. They then woke up and were surprised to see that they were outside.]
Heather: What? Who's that? Where are we?
Duncan: How did we get here?
Gwen: Chris?
Owen: Mommy!
Gloria: What happened? Did we wash up on another one of Chris' secret production crew locations?
[Chef came in from the ladder of a helicopter]
Chef: Everybody just shut up! How you got here is not your concern! [Jumps down, give the helicopter pilot a thumbs up and it flies away]
Gwen: What happened to Chris?
Chef: None of your gosh darn business what happened to Chris! I'm in charge now. And I'm gonna make you wish you were never born. Your mission is to find your way out of the forest or die trying.
Gloria: Pfft. That's all? [Stretches] Welp. See you all in the campfire.
Heather: You can't be serious. We will die.
[Confessionals: Gwen]
Gwen: They left us in the woods. Alone. Again. With Heather, I'd rather go swimming in the shark-infested water.
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: After all the mayhem Chris has made us go through, I expected worse. But all we have to find your way out of the forest? I know the forest like the back of my hand! I guess Chris is running out of ideas to torture us.
[End confessionals]
Chef: [Holds duffel bags] Here's how it works. Team one, delinquent and chubby. [Tosses one to Duncan and Owen] Team two, Light, Dark, and Darker. [Tosses one to Gloria, Gwen, and Heather] Everything you need is in these bags. You'll navigate your way north to base camp. The first team to tag the camp totem pole wins. And here's a tip. Better set up camp before sundown. Because when nightfall hits, you won't even see your trembling hand in front of your terrified face. Unless you got night vision goggles. But you don't. [laughs]
Duncan: Oh, please! Please don't leave us here! I'm begging you, we won't survive!
Chef: Grab a hold of your guts, soldier!
[Confessionals: Heather]
Heather: Duncan's a lot of things, but he is definitely not a chicken. He's up to something, I can tell. And I am going to find out what it is. Same with Gloria. I haven't forgetten about her that purple-skinned freak. I'm gonna find out what's really going on with her if it's the last thing I do.
[End confessionals]
Owen: This is totally bonkers! We'll be scarfed down by a grizzly!
Chef: Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. You wish you'd saw a grizzly once you meet up with ol' Sasquatchanakwa! He's one mean mamma-jamma!
[Gwen gasps]
[The helecopter comes back and picks Chef up]
Chef: Good luck, troops! Try not to die! [The helecopter leaves. Claws came down and snatch away the beds]
Heather: This isn't legal! You can't do this!
[Gwen looks inside her team's duffel bag and finds a compass]
Gloria: [whispers to Gwen] Don't worry, I've actually met the Sasquatchanakwa. He's actually pretty nice.
Gwen: You met a Sasquatchanakwa? I find that hard to believe.
Gloria: Harder to belive than fairies?
Gwen: Touche.
[Duncan grabs Owen and leaves]
Heather: Where do they think they're going? They can't survive out there. It's suicide, it's–
Gwen: Hey. I've got an idea. Let's see what happens if you shut up already.
[Confessionals: Heather]
Heather: Okay. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than ditching their butts in the middle of nowhere, but this is the wild. I need someone to shove in front of me if a bear comes by.
[Confessionals: Duncan]
Duncan: I gotta say, I was jazzed to be paired with Owen. I mean, come on, if you were a grizzly, who would you rather be dipping in barbecue sauce?
[End confessionals]
Gloria: Okay, girls. Just stick with me and we'll be at that totem pole by lunchtime.
Heather: And what makes you think we'll follow you?
Gloria: Uh, because I've been around this forest many times. I know how to get us back.
Gwen: She has a point. Less chance of getting killed if we follow her.
Heather: [Groans] Fine.
[Gloria leads the way and the other girls follow her]
[Meanwhile, back at camp. The Outsiders and Cedric were sneaking into the mess hall]
Cedric: Remind me again why we are sneaking into the human mess hall?
Monica: We always sneak out food from here.
Cedric: But aren't you worried about getting caught.
Monica: Chill, man. No one is here during the day.
Zach: Uh, guys?
[They all see Chef sleeping near the kitchen]
Cedric: Well, guess we can't enter the kitchen today. Too bad. [Flies away but Monica grabs her by the ankle]
Monica: Not so fast, buddy. You're going in there.
Cedric: What? Are you mad? Why me?
Monica: You escaped from Chris right? Then you can easily sneak away from snacks from this human.
Cedric: [Gulps] Oh dear.
[Cedric sneaks past Chef and flies into the kitchen, he slowly opens the fridge hoping to not wake the human. He grabbed some fruits, cakes, and other snacks and carried them over Chef. Suddenly an apple drops and nearly falls on Chef's head but Cedric catches it with his right foot. He sighs in relief as he and the outsiders escape the mess hall with food in hand. As soon they were safe, Cedric puts down the food and the others dug in.]
George: [Picks up a slice of cake] Alright, Cedric.
Addison: You've shown some exceptional prowess.
Cedric: Thank you. [laughs] I did a lot stealth training back in my day.
Monica: It shows bud, you're one step closer to being an Outsider. [Passes a cherry to Cedric] Cherry.
Cedric: Oh, thank you. [Takes the cherry and eats it]
[Back with Gloria. She leads her team back to camp]
Gloria: If we follow this river we should be back to Camp.
Heather: Yeah. As long as we're not munched by Sasquatchamacallit.
Gloria: Saquatchanakwa. And I'm sure it won't eat us.
Heather: How can you be so sure?
Gloria: Well, we haven't seen it yet haven't we?
[As they continued, bugs started surrounding Heather]
Heather: Ugh! I'd kill for some bug spray. These mosquitoes think I'm an all-you-can-eat buffet! [gasps] Ah! I think a mosquito bit the inside of my throat! [chokes] It itches. [coughs]
[Gwen rolls her eyes]
[The girls continued on their long trek back to camp. They were getting tired.]
Gloria: [thoughts] This would be easier if I can use my magic.
[The three gils decided to rest near the river. Gwen opened the duffel bag and passes some candy bars]
Heather: Okay, look. I don't like you two, and you two don't like me.
Gloria: Your point?
Heather: But I think we can also agree we have to win this challenge. We can't afford to let the guys win invincibility. And who knows what kind of evil bonding they're up to right now.
Gloria: What are you suggesting?
Heather: We sabotage them. The way I see it we have more brainpower than those two morons combined.
Gloria: I'm not sure I'm up for this. I don't like cheating.
Gwen: As much as I hate to admit this, but we need to win this challenge and Chef didn't say we can't sabotage them.
Gloria: I guess you have a point. And I really need to win this challenge.
Heather: So we're a team on this, right?
Gwen: Right.
Gloria: I guess so.
[Just then, they see Duncan and Owen floating down the river on a raft. They waved to the girls as they float away]
Girls: They're getting away!
It was on! The girls were determined to beat the boys at their own game.
First, the boys were walking by when Owen spots a candy bar he picks it up and gets snare trap. A rope grabs him by the ankles and hoists him upisde down. While Duncan climbs up the tree to get Owen down, Heather sneaks into their duffel bag and takes their bug spray.
Next it was the boys turn, they hid in the bushes and growled like bears scaring the girls. They ran into a log then the boys pushed in a huge rock to trap them in. Then Duncan grabs two candy bars from the girls' bag and run off, not knowing the girls can escape from the other side of the log.
Next, the girls scared the boys by wrapping Heather in toilet paper and make her a mummy. She shuffled into Owen and he runs off terrified while Gwen grabbed his sleeping bag.
Lastly, The boys put a bunch of sticks over a hole and the girls fell right in. Letting Duncan and Owen run off with their compass.
Later that night, the girls were trudging through the dark woods with nary any supplies.
Heather: Ugh. I can't believe they stole all of our supplies.
Gloria: I really thought that mummy bit would fool them.
Gwen: Never underestimate a known criminal. [sniffs] Ew. I hope we find the camp soon, you really stink.
Heather: You should talk. I can smell your armpits from here.
[Just then, Gloria notices enormous footprints.]
Gloria: Girls, look!
Gwen: It's a Sasquatch footprint. [She and Heather smirked at each other] I'm so scared!
[bush rustles]
Heather: Please. You're embarrassing yourselves!
Gwen: Shh. [She sneaks up to the bush and jumps into the bush hoping to catch the boys but it was actually a real Sasquatchanakwa, whom Gwen was unknowingly sitting on top on]
Gloria: Gwen?
Gwen: Not now! I'm got them right where I want them! [Heather screams and runs away, Gwen finds out who she was putting in a headlock and screamed too, then the Saquatchanakwa screamed and running awy with Gwen on his head.]
Gloria: Wait! Come back! He's really not that bad. [Runs after them]
[Meanwhile, The Outsiders and Cedric were sitting on a branch looking down from the tree]
Cedric: So you guys just sit up here in the evening?
Monica: We call it animal watching.
Cedric: Animal watching?
Zach: It's kinda like people watching, though there aren't much people around this island before so we just see animals.
Monica: And we make stories about them. [Points to a raccoon rooting through the trash] Like that one. I imagine that raccoon to part of a secret rebellion against an evil and corrupt ruler. [The raccoon comes out with a banana peel in its mouth] He's on a snack run.
Cedric: Okay, then...
Zach: My turn! [Points at a woodpecker pecking at a tree] That bird is actually an alien trying to call his planet so he can go home.
Cedric: That doesn't actually make any sense.
George: It doesn't have to, we're just making up stories about animals we see. You try.
Cedric: Oh, well. I don't know If I'll be any good. But I shall try. [Looks around] Let see... [Sees the Sasquatchanakwa and Gwen] That girls is trying to hide that giant hairy... [begins to notice Gwen] Gwen!?
Monica: A giant hairy Gwen? What's that.
Cedric: No, that's Gwen! And she's riding on some sort of hairy man! [He then sees Gloria chasing after them]
Gloria: Wait! Come back!
Cedric: My princess needs me! [Flies off to Gloria's aid]
Zach: He is not good at this game.
[Cedric flew towards Gloria as she was chasing after Gwen and the Sasquatchanakwa]
Cedric: Gloria! What's happening?
Gloria: Just chasing after Gwen who's riding on top of the Sasquatchanakwa. The yoozsh.
Cedric: That's what that thing is? I thought it was a human who forgot to shave... for a few years.
Gloria: Well, since you're here you can help get Gwen off of that thing!
Cedric: Right away! [He flew over to Gwen]
Gwen: Cedric?
Cedric: Don't worry, I'll get you off this thing. [He changes to human size in order to carry Gwen off the Sasquatchanakwa] I got you. [The saquatchanakwa flailing arms smacks his leg making him drop Gwen. But Gloria caught up and catches her in time]
Gloria: You okay? [Puts her down]
Gwen: Other than the fact that I am terrifed, yes. Thank you.
[Cedric turns back into his humans size and flies past the girls]
Cedric: Run!
Gloria: Wait, I can-
Gwen: Come on! [Grabs Gloria and runs away from the Sasquatchanakwa]
[The campers then ran into a dark cave]
Owen: [whispers] Duncan?
Heather: [whispers] Owen?
Duncan: [whispers] Heather?
Heather: [whispers] Duncan?
Gloria: [whispers] Heather?
Heather: [whispers] Gloria?
Gwen: [whispers] Heather?
Heather: [whispers] Gwen?
Owen: [whispers] Gwen.
Gwen: [whispers] Owen.
Heather: Now that we've taken roll call, what are we going to do? Did you see the size of that thing?
Gloria: Guys, please. Didn't you see it. He was just as scared as you were.
Heather: How do you know?
Gloria: Uh... I'm not quick to judge people?
Duncan: I could've taken him.
Gwen: Is that why you were screaming like a little girl?
Duncan: Right. Well, I was just faking him out. Anyway, I think we're safe here for a while.
Owen: Uh, that depends on what you mean by "safe".
[Many sets of eyes surround the campers]
Owen: No. That would be the… bats!
[The campers ran away from the cave as bats fly out of it. They stop near a tree]
Heather: Do Sasquatches get meaner at night?
Duncan: I don't know. But I don't really wanna find out.
Heather: Well, since you guys still have supplies and a map, I guess you beat us.
Gwen: Ugh. Speak for yourself!
Heather: It's obvious they kicked our butts.
Gwen: Fine, whatever! You beat us!
Gloria: At least at this. We'll beat you to that totem pole.
Duncan: Aw, look. If you guys wanna bunk with us, it's cool. Why don't you, uh, set up camp while we look for firewood? [He and Owen gives the girls their bags and leaves]
Gwen: Ugh. The damsel in distress thing made me wanna puke.
Heather: Shh. [whispers] Who cares? Let them think they're big strong boys for now.
[Soon, the campers started a campfire]
Owen: [Holds a ball of smushed up candy bars] Hey. I smushed the energy bars into a big chewy ball. Any takers?
Gwen: No, but I'll take your sleeping bag.
[Owen gives Gwen his sleeping bag and eats the candy bar ball. Then he instantly falls asleep]
Gloria: You know this reminds me of my camping days. I get so sleepy near the campfire I slept through the night. The sounds of the night and a crackling fire was enough to... [yawns]
Gwen: You want my sleeping bag?
Gloria: I'm good. [Goes right to sleep and the rest of the campers did the same]
[Meanwhile, Cedric flew back to the Outsiders hideout as they were preparing for bed. He went to his bed but then sees Zach's mask and gets an idea. Zach was sleeping when he felt someone poking him.]
Zach: [wakes up] Hm? [He sees Cedric in the scary mask and jumps out of his bed] AAAH! [He falls down]
Cedric: Ha! I got you! [He and everyone else laughs]
Addison: That was exceptionally humourous!
Zach: Using my own mask against me, that takes skill!
Monica: You have really improved over the past few hours.
Cedric: Thank you, that means a lot. Of course this is only temporary untile we get the kingdom back.
George: Oh yeah. Glenda promised us if she wins this show, she'll give us a home. An actual home!
Cedric: Well, I'd say you'll get you wish. [As he lies down on his bed] If I know the princess, she never forgets a promise...
[The very next morning, Gloria was sleeping when...]
Heather: Gloria! Gloria! Wake up!
Gloria: [wakes up] Huh?
Heather: [Whispers] I got the boys' map! [Holds up said map] We gotta move!
Gloria: Mm... okay. Just give me a minute to freshen up...
Gwen: [Grabs Gloria's hand] No time! Come on!
[The girls made a mad dash back to camp and the boys were none the wiser. Gloria was still feeling a bit sleepy but pressed forward for her team]
[Confessionals: Gwen]
Gwen: Do we feel bad? No way. They stole our stuff first. All is fair in love and war, and this is definitely war now.
[Confessional: Heather]
Heather: Okay, that was so much fun. I just wish I could've seen the looks on their faces. And for the record, Gwen and Gloria were just as into scamming them as I was.
[Confessional: Gloria]
Gloria: I have to admit it wasn't into scamming the boys. But they did steal our stuff first. And I am all in to getting even.
[End confessionals]
[The girls soon made it to back to camp, where Chef was sitting down about to enjoy some freshly baked cinnamon buns]
Heather: We made it!
[Suddenly, Owen zoomed past the girls at lightning speed]
Gloria: Wow, I didn't know Owen can run so fast.
Duncan: [Catches up] When he smells pastries, nothing can stop him. [To Owen] Go for it, dude!
Owen: Sticky buns! [Grabs the tin from Chef and eats all the cinnamon buns]
[While he eats them, the girls finally made it to the totem pole, winning the challenge]
Gloria: Yes! We did it!
Duncan: No! Dude… we were so close! Why?
Owen: Well, they're fresh from the oven.
Chef: Those are mine! I was looking forward to those buns! All right, game's over. Girls win, guys lose.
[Confessional: Duncan]
Duncan: We lost the challenge for a few sticky buns? What was that? Do you know how many sticky buns I could've bought with $100,000?
[Confessional: Heather]
Heather: [chuckles] OMG. That was so pathetic. I hope those buns were worth it.
[Confessionals: Owen]
Owen: I think Duncan's really mad at me. Maybe I should've saved him a sticky bun.
[End confessionals]
[Later that night at the campfire pit]
Chef: This was supposed to be my day! I had it all planned! I was gonna eat my sticky buns. [Owen gasps] And relax with one of Heather's facials. [Heather gasps] While I finished reading Gwen's diary… [Gwen gasps] And cleaned my toenails. That reminds me, you need to sharpen this. [Gives Duncan his nail file, which was bent and had clumps of toe jam on it] Then I was gonna loot the rest of Owen's snack stash.
Owen: Ah!
Chef: But you all ruined it! So, here's your invinci-darn-bility! [Tosses marhmallows to Heather, Gwen, and Gloria]
[Chef stared at Duncan and Owen, deciding who to elminiate. Then finally...]
Chef: You! [Throws a marshmallow into Owen's mouth; To Duncan] You're finished!
Duncan: Pfft. Good. Get me outta here and back to juvie. At least with convicts, you know what to expect.
And so ends another day in Wawanakwa. Gloria was one step closer to getting her home back. But as Heather and Owen went to sleep, she had to clear something up with Gwen.
[Gwen and Gloria were walking through the forest, Gloria was holding Gwen's hand]
Gwen: Gloria, what are we doing here in the middle of the night?
Gloria: I had to show you that the sasquatchanakwa isn't a monster.
[They show up near the Sasquatchanakwa's cave]
Gwen: [nervous] Gloria? Are you sure about this?
Gloria: Just trust me! [Pushes Gwen inside]
Gwen: Gaah! [She closes her eyes in terror but nothing happened. When she opened them she sees that it was just the sasquatchanakwa sitting on a rock chair while sipping tea on a rock table.] Oh, wow. Did not see this coming.
Gloria: [turns into her fairy form] See, Daniel here Is just trying to live a life here in Wawanakwa.
Daniel: I was just going out on a stroll when a girl jumped on my head and started screaming. And naturally I got scared too. Sorry If i gave you a scare. Tea? [Gives a cup of tea to Gwen]
Gwen: Oh. [Takes the cup] Thanks.
Gloria: [whispers to Gwen] Don't it's just muddy water. [Daniel sips his 'tea' and Gwen dumps hers behind her]
[Gwen sat down on a rock chair next to Gloria]
Gwen: Aside from the muddy water, this is kinda nice.
Gloria: See. Sasquatchanakwas aren't bad. At least not this one. But don't worry, I'm sure there are not more around here.
Daniel: Not really. Just me out here, and my roomate Jack. He tends to get cranky sometimes.
[To Gwen, the Sasquatchanakwa was growling and grumbling and Gloria laughed]
Gwen: What did he say?
Gloria: [giggles] Just a funny little story about his roomate.
[Soon, Gloria was riding on Gwen's shoulder as they went out of the cave]
Gwen: You right about the Sasquatchanakwa. I guess just some harmless hairy guy.
Gloria: Mostly harmless, I've only ever seen one on this island and I don't know much about them myself. But I was right about this one being harmless.
Gwen: So should we tell the others?
Gloria: Maybe some other time. They're still so much they don't understand.
Gwen: Yeah, you're right...
[Unbeknownst to them, they were being filmed in secret by Chad, who was hiding up on a cliff using a video camera to film Gloria in his true form]
Chad: [Laughs sinsiterly] Hook, line, and sinker... [He films Gloria as she transforms back into her human disguise] How you like me now? Ooh. How you like me now... [mutters in song] How you like me now... [Gets up] How you like me... noooooooooow?
[Cut to a fantasy in Chad's head as he struts into a clothing store and grabs a business suit]
Chad:
Now there was a time,
[Cut to him in a car dealership and grabbing the keys to his new car. Then he drove to a fancy building]
When you loved me so.
[Goes inside as people strut alongside him]
I could do no wrong,
And now you need to know
Dance break
[Everyone danced]
How you like me now?
How you like me now?
[Chad does the worm]
Huh mu nuh na naw...
[The fantasy ends. Cut to Chat inside Chris' tent as he reviews the footage of Gloria while he was still living his fantasy]
Chris: Chad! [Chad snaps out of it and gets up] Well, this is some shocking news you've brought to me. I never thought I say this but you're right. There is a fairy loose in the island. I thought it seemes suspicious when she popped out of nowhere.
Chad: That's not all. All the other fairies escaped! They tangled me up and said something about preparing to take back their home and getting their daughter back.
Chris: If what you say is true, they might jeaprodize my whole show! I got plans for another season and of these fairies rise up stop my production, I'll get cancelled on the spot! That fairy is gonna ruin everything!
Chad: Shall I prepare the smoker?
Chris: No, Chad. You have done enough. I'll take it from here... [Stares at picture of Gloria] I'll show her not to mess with my show... [Grins sinisterly]