The very next morning, Gloria was actually excited to wake up knowing that she is in the final four and almost there to winning back her home.
Chris: [over loudspeaker] Campers! Welcome to the semifinals! Today, we reward our challengers with an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast. That's right, genuine food bi-products served with fresh ingredients relatively close to their expiration dates.
[Gloria got out of bed and started jogging in place]
Gloria: [To herself] Let's go. Final four, a couple more challenges to go and Balsa is saved! You can do this, girl!
[Gloria bursts through the cabin door excitedly. Gwen got out the cabin as well]
Gwen: You're excited.
Gloria: Yes because I only have a few challenges left before the finale! [Goes up to Gwen] Don't worry, I won't forget about you when I return home and become queen. You can come visit anytime. As soon as we figure out how to do that...
Gwen: [laughs] Okay, Gloria.
[Heather comes out and pushes the two girls aside]
Heather: Out of my way. [She walks out]
Gloria: Though I might forget about her... [She and Gwen laughed]
[Confessionals: Gwen]
Gwen: So I actually made it to the final four. Just goes to show you how far a bad attitude can get you. And one friend.
[Confessionals: Heather]
Heather: Whatever. I knew I'd make it to the end. Big shocker. I just can't believe weird goth girl and weirder purple girl made it. And I'm still convinced purple's hiding something.
[Confessionals: Owen]
Owen: I wanted to believe it! I dreamt it could be true! And now the day is finally here! All-you-can-eat pancakes! Yes!
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: I am so very excited! Can you imagine me? Winning? That would be so awesome! First thing, I'm gonna do is go home and hug my parents hard! [End confessionals]
[Chris was watching the confessionals in his green tent]
Gloria: [From the TV] Because, well.. I really miss them...
Chris: [Mocks Gloria] "Ooh, I'm Gloria. I'm a dainty little fairy who makes friends with animals and make the host look STUPID!" [Bangs on the control pad turning the TV off] If that fairy thinks she can make a fool out of me, she's dead wrong! [Gets up from his chair and leaves] This ends today!
[Meanwhile at the mess hall, the campers and Gloria were lining up to recieve pancakes. Gloria was sitting down next to Gwen.]
Gloria: You know this reminds me the pancakes the castle chefs made. If only I had some syrup with me.
Gwen: So what are you gonna do after you become queen?
Gloria: Well, I am gonna redecorate the castle. Then I'm gonna have dance parties in the castle on fridays with different entertainment every week. Puppets are now allowed. [Eats a pancake] And trust me, I've got some plans for Chris. [laughs]
Gwen: [raises an eyebrow] What kind of plans.
Gloria: Let's just say he won't see it coming.
[Cut to Richter and the fairies going over their battle plan]
Richter: Chris won't see it coming. Our eyes in the sky has told us that humans will be right here. [Points at the center of the map] We attack at all sides so the humans won't suspect us. We do this, we finally save our kingdom and get my daughter back! [The fairy soldiers grabbed some spears, loaded some fairydust, and put on armor. Richter and Mucina lead the army out of the camp and flew up in the air, ready to go to war with the humans] This ends today!
[Cut to the ampitheater where the campers in their seats as Chris explained the challenge]
Chris: Campers. Welcome to the semifinals. The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, so… they asked the ousted campers for ideas. Turns out they had a lot. They provided us with the sickest, most twisted and insane dares imaginable in TDI's version of… [Presented a giant wheel with pictures of the emliminated contestants on them] Spin the Bottle! Starting with… Izzy! Trent! Cody! Justin! Noah! Leshawna! Lindsay! Beth! Tyler! Harold! DJ! Geoff! Bridgette! Duncan! Courtney! Eva! Katie and Sadie. And the home-schooled, misogynistic country boy, Ezekiel. Put 'em all together, and we've got a high stakes game of… I Triple Dog Dare You!
Gloria: Ooh! This reminds me of the time we played spin the bottle at home. Things get a little crazy at my sleepovers.
Chris: [Sinisterly] Believe me, this is nothing like you've seen before...
Heather: What is this, grade five? Why don't we just do seven minutes of heaven in a skanky basement closet?
Owen: Yeah! Good call! Let's do it! [Heather smacks him in the face] Ow!
Chris: Each player will take turns spinning the bottle. The camper you land on determines the dare you'll perform. You can take the dare yourself and win a get-out-of-dare-freebie or inflict the dare on a fellow camper in hopes of booting them out.
Heather: And if we refused to do the dare?
Chris: Oh. Not a good option. Anyone who chickens out of their dare will be sent directly to the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers. Do not go to bonfire. Do not collect marshmallow. And do not get to win $100,000 or the magical surprise.
[Gloria gulps]
[Confessionals: Gwen]
Gwen: Wow. A sudden death elimination? Good one.
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: Chris is definitely not fooling around this time. I got to be ready for whatever dare comes my way!
[End confessionals]
Chris: Okay. Who's ready to humiliate themselves first?
Gwen: Oh, what the heck. Let's get this over with. [She walks up to the wheel and gives it a spin. It lands on Duncan]
Chris: [reads a card] Okay. Let's get this party started! Duncan's dare. Lick Owen's armpit.
[Everyone, even Owen, was shocked by the dare]
Chris: Gwen, you can perform the dare yourself, or dare one of your competitors to do it. [chuckles] Either way, someone's licking some armpit in the next minute.
Gwen: I triple dog dare Heather.
[Heather cringed. Owen raised his armpit. Heather was grossed out by how disgusting it was]
Owen: You could imagine that you're licking an ice cream cone.
Heather: Shut up, Owen!
Owen: Minus the BO.
Heather: I'm warning you!
Owen: Oh, and the pit hair. [Heather licked Owen's armpit and immedately faints gagging]
Chris: Oh, man! That was so sick! I nearly puked! Nearly.
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: [laughs] Oh man! Seeing Heather lick that armpit was so satisfying. I'm liking this game already.
[End confessionals]
[Heather picked a hair out of her mouth and gave the wheel a spin. It land ed on Ezekiel]
Chris: Ezekiel's dare is… Chew your own toenail. Slowly.
Heather: Gwen! I dare Gwen. Don't choke on it, honey. [Gwen sat down on chair and took off her right boot. Chef then clipped a toenail off of her and then served it to her. She tosses it into her mouth, the other contestants couldn't bare to see it. She began to chew it]
Heather: Uh uh uh. He said chew it slowly.
Gwen: [gulps] There. Satisfied?
Heather: Very. I'm just picturing Trent watching this. And something tells me he won't be eager to lock lips with you anytime soon. [Gloria smacks her uspide the head] Ow!
Gwen: Thank you.
Gloria: My turn!
[Gloria goes up to the wheel and spins it. It lands on Trent]
Chris: Trent's dare... [He switches cards] Sneak honey from a tree.
Gloria: That's all? I can do that. [Cut to her near a really tall tree that nearly stack up to the sky there was a beehive at the very top] That is a really tall tree...
Chris: Yep, really tall. Could take days to climb. Too bad you don't have any way of getting up there easily. Like say, I don't know. [Grins] Fly up there? [Gloria gulps]
Gloria: Okay... I can do this. [Steps up to the tree]
Chris: [to himself] This is the tallest tree in Wawanakwa. There is no way she'll make it up there without flying. She'll expose herself, I'll catch her, and my show is saved. [Gloria took a deep breath and started climbing. As she jumped from branch to branch, the campers were impressed by this feat. Chris on the other hand, was not.] Okay, she can climb. No big deal, she still can't get to the top without flying.
Gloria: [off screen] I got to the top!
Chris: [To himself] Well, she still can get down without flying. [Gloria safely got down with a jar of honey in her hand. Gwen and Owen applauded while Chris was annoyed.] Congratualtions, Gloria. [Gives Gloria a bottle] You've won the first freebie.
[Gloria takes the freebie]
Gloria: Thanks, it was no big deal. I did a lot of climbing in my day.
Chris: [annoyed] Of course you did...
[Back at the ampitheater. Owen spun the wheel next and it landed on Beth.]
Chris: Beth. Re-chewing a wad of Harold's gum.
[Chef presents a jar containing the gum]
Owen: I will take the dare!
Gwen and Heather: Ew!
Gloria: Uh, what's gum?
Chris: Dude. It's chewed gum. Harold's chewed gum.
Owen: I know. But it must be pretty special if he's saving it. [looks at the jar and taps on it. Chef takes the gum from the jar and brings it to Owen and eats it, grossing out Gwen and Heather, but not Gloria]
Gloria: I don't get it, why is that gross?
[Chris and Chef gagged at this. Owen continued to chew it until he blows a bubble and it pops]
Owen: Woohoo!
Chris: Owen wins a freebie! And a tetanus shot! If you want.
Owen: Nah, I'm good. Thanks.
[Confessionals: Gwen]
Gwen: This could be harder than I thought.
[End confessionals]
[Meanwhile, Richter, Mucina, the fairies continued forth to the center of the island where the humans were. A few guards were riding on squirrells, and the other fairies were warming up to fight]
Richter: Stay close, everyone. We need to be ready for whatever MacClean throws at us.
Mucina: Richter, I fear the worse for our daughter. What if Chris finds her.
Richter: I'd be more worried about Chris if I were you, honey. Besides, you knew Gloria. She's a tough girl, she knows better than to tangle with humans.
[Back at the ampitheatre]
Chris: Welcome back to TDI's semifinals, in a challenge we like to call I Triple Dog Dare You! Gwen, you're up next.
[Gwen spins the wheel and it lands on Cody]
Chris: Drop a tray of ice into your undies and let 'em melt.
Gwen: That's it? I can handle that. [Chef gives Gwen a bucket of ice, she grabs a handful and shoves them into her underwear]
Chris: Now that's one cool chick with a frosty tude. Chillin' by the–
Gwen: Just gimme the f-f-freakin' freebie! [Chris gives her the freebie]
Gloria: Ooh! I want to spin next! [Gloria runs up to the wheel and spins the bottle. It lands on Justin]
Chris: [Switches out another card] Tame a wild moose.
Gloria: Okay, now it's a challenge. [Cut to Gloria in a pen with the moose. Chef sprinkles fairy dust on it, enchanting it] Uh oh.
Chris: You got 1 minute to wrangle this moose. [starts the clock] Go!
[The moose charged at Gloria, in a split second she jumps up and go on the moose's back. She tries to control it but the fairy dust made the moose hard to control]
Gloria: [Tries to hold on] Waaahh!
Chris: [to himself] There is no way she can do this without using magic. [But then, Gloria has completely tamed the moose]
[Owen and Gwen clapped for her]
Gloria: My freebie please? [Chris begrudgingly gives her another freebie]
Heather: My turn! And I'm taking the dare! I don't care what it is!
[Cut to her spinning the bottle]
[Confessionals: Heather]
Heather: There is no way I was letting those nerdlings get ahead of me. I mean, how bad could the dare be? I'd already licked Owen's armpit.
[End confessionals]
[Heather's dare was eating jelly off of Owen's belly button. Chef places jelly inside Owen's belly button]
Owen: Sorry.
Heather: Shut up, Owen!
Owen: Twice in a row's gotta suck.
Heather: I mean it!
Owen: Especially since I never wash in there.
[Heather gags]
Owen: Not 'cause I don't want to. I just forget.
[Heather slurps all the jelly off Owen, she comes back up covered in jelly and looking traumatized]
Owen: Hey! You didn't puke this time!
[Heather retches and vomits]
Gloria: This is way crazier than my Truth or Dare...
[Later, Heather was on life support]
Chris: Okay. We'll give Heather a few more minutes on life support before we start the next round. Okay! Chef made snacks. PB&J, anyone? [Chef served peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to the campers. The very sight of the jelly was enough to make Heather puke through her breathing tube]
[Owen was next, the bottle spun until it landed on Izzy]
Owen: Nice! C'mon, Izzy! Bring it!
Chris: Give a purple nurple to a sleeping bear.
Owen: Yes! Aw! Sounds wicked, man! [laughs] What's a purple nurple?
[One painful dare later, Owen was covered in dirt, scratches, and bruises. Chris placed another freebie. Gloria was next again and the bottle lands on Katie and Sadie]
Chris: [clears throat] Gloria, your dare is to skydive without a parachute.
Gloria: [scoffs] Give me a harder one.
[Transition to Gloria on a plane flown by Chef as she was high above the island]
Chris: All you have to do is safely land on the mattress way down there! [Points to said mattress on the beach] No sweat. But unless you have some tricks up your sleeve, you're probably not gonna make it!
Gloria: Oh, I'm gonna make it! I'm playing to win!
Chris: [To Chad] This time we're gonna get proof. Make sure you're filming, Chad.
Chad: [Turns on the camera] Got it, boss.
Chris: [To Gloria] Okay, time to jump!
Gloria: See you on the other side! [Jumps off the plane and as she fell, Chad try to film her revealing her fairy powers]
Chad: She's getting too far away, I can't get a good shot!
Chris: You just need to be... [kicks Chad off the plane] ...closer!
[As Chad fell, he secretly films Gloria falling gracefully without flying]
Chad: Come on, fairy. Fly! [Gloria contined to skydive while Chad was still filming. She glided to the left and spun around] Okay, that's a little impressive. But it's not magic... Come on... just one little- [He plummets into the lake while Gloria landed safely on the mattress]
Gloria: No big deal.
[Chad came up from the water. He sees the video camera short circuited.]
Chad: [sighs] At least things can't get worse... [four sharks circle around him] Oh, you got to be kidding me!
[As the sharks maul Chad, Chris smacked his forehead]
[Soon, Gloria was back on stage with another freebie. Next it was Gwen's turn, she spun the wheel and the bottle landed on Harold.]
Chris: Lick Owen's toe jam. [Gwen grinned and eyed Heather hoping to pick her to do the sick dare]
Owen: Oh. Is that what that black gunk is?
Heather: I'll use my freebie.
Chris: Good call.
[Heather spun the bottle and it landed on Geoff]
Chris: Drink powdered fruit punch from the communal toilet.
Gloria: I use my freebie. No way I'm drinking out of a toilet.
Chris: That just leaves you, Gwen. Do you use the freebie? Or do I save it for an even sicker dare down the road? What to do? What to do?
Gwen: [Holds her nose] I'm going in.
[One dare later, Gwen came back with vomit on her face]
Heather: At this rate, Trent's gonna need a fumigation squad just to– [Gwen belches in her face, shutting her up]
Gloria: [Passes her a mint] You might need this.
Gwen: [Takes the mint] Thanks.
Gloria: [Gives her a whole tin of mints while covering her mouth] Take it all...
[Owen spins the bottle and it lands on Cody]
Chris: Eat dog food.
Owen: Yeah, baby! Man, sorry, guys. I keep gettin' all the good ones!
[Chef serves him a plate of dog food]
Chris: [chuckles] Okay! Down, boy! Heel! Dude, you have two freebies you can use. Better yet, you could dare an opponent. Like, say, one without a freebie?
Gwen: You still have a bit of jelly on your lower lip.
Heather: Oh, go stick your face back in the toilet.
Owen: It's cool, bro! My dog digs this food. Time to find out what I've been missing! Haha. [Digs into the dog food and eats noisily] Meaty tasting.
[Soon everyone except Gloria vomited]
Gloria: Not the shirt! Please not the shirt! [She tries not to get her clothes covered in puke]
As the challenge went on, the dares got worse. Heather had to shove eggs in her mouth, Owen dressed as a baby, Gwen dangled on top of shark infested waters.
But for Gloria's dares, they were suspiciously easy. All the things she usually use her magic for, making flowers bloom, taming wild animals, long arduous climbs up the hill. All so Chris can expose her as a fairy, but Gloria didn't know and she managed to do them all without magic.
But for the rest of the campers, it was all dangerous, crazy, and incredibly gross dares.
The challenge was nearing the end, Owen and Gloria have a lot of freebies. While Gwen had just one, and Heather had zilch.
Chris: I can't believe no one's dropped out and Owen's got twenty freebies! And to a lesser extent, Gloria has 15 freebies.
Owen: Yeah, baby! [plays Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star on bottles]
Gloria: [Balances one bottle on her finger] All these bottles and I don't know what to do with them all. [Laughs]
Chris: Gwen and Heather have squat. But not to worry. There's still plenty to be motivated about.
[Owen blows Shave and a Haircut on bottles, armpit farts on the "two bits" part]
Gwen: Hey Gloria, split your freebies with me? I need some help taking down Heather.
Gloria: I'm so in! Hey! I'm splitting my freebies with Gwen!
Chris: Uh, well, uh, okay. Are you sure?
[Gloria gives half of her freebies to Gwen]
Heather: Hello? Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay! That is totally unfair! Get out your rule book and do your rule checking thing! They're obviously gonna gang up and whoop me with dares! There as to be a rule about this kind of thing!
Chris: Sorry. Them's the rules. Not a rule to be had. Nada. [Heather groans]
[Gwen spins the bottle and it lands on Courtney]
Chris: Drink a blended puree of Chef's mystery meat. [Chef walks in with the blended mystery meat]
Gwen: Eenie Meenie Miney… Heather.
[Chef came over to Heather and gives her the puree, and she begrudgingly drinks it all.]
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: This is the beginning of something beautiful.
[End confessionals]
For the rest of the challenge, all the dares were taken by Heather. She swam in a pool full of leeches, she acted like a chicken, she smacked herself in the face, ate a cockroach, kissed Chef's dirty sock and more! All the while Gwen and Gloria enjoyed Heather completely humiliating herself. Very soon Heather couldn't take anymore dares, but Gwen spun the bottle, leading to the worst dare the queen bee could ever take...
[Gwen spun the bottle and it landed on Lindsay]
Heather: [sighs] Finally, I catch a break. There is no way Lindsay can think of anything bad.
Chris: Ooh, you're not gonna like this one. Have your head shaved by Chef.
Heather: What?!
Gloria: [Laughs loudly] Oh man! That's gotta suck! [High fives with Gwen then high fives with Owen]
Gwen: Lindsay rules!
[Heather got on a chair awating to get her head shaved]
Chris: What's it going to be, Heather? Are you going to do the dare? Or the Walk of Shame?
[Chef proceeds to shave Heather's head. Gwen, Owen, and Gloria looked on in excitement]
Gloria: Oh, I wish I had something to capture this moment so I can remember it forever.
[As the razor got closer, Heather was terrified]
Heather: [Kicks away the razor] No! [The razor went up and fell down on her head shaving off most of her hair. She got up and her hair was a complete mess.]
[Confessionals: Gloria]
Gloria: [Laughs] Oh my gosh! That was awesome! [laughs some more] Oh man! [wipes a tear] So totally satisfying!
[End confessionals]
Chris: Wow. Well, that was an unfortunate accident. Looks like Heather's out.
Heather: What are you talking about? He shaved my head!
Chris: True, but you didn't actually accept the dare. If you had, you'd still be bald, but at least you'd be in the game.
[Heather screamed loudly in rage. It could be heard all through the island.]
Chris: Sorry, them's the rules.
Heather: I thought you said there weren't any rules!
Chris: Yeah, I know. It's complicated. But here's the rub. You lose. They win.
[Gwen, Owen, and Gloria cheered]
Heather: Fine! But you'll be hearing from my lawyers!
Chris: Yeah, yeah. I know. It's gonna be a long ride. [Chris escorted Heather to the boat of losers as Gloria, Owen, and Gwen followed]
Heather: A long ride to court when I sue you for everything you've got! [The boat drives away]
Chris: Tune in to see who will win the check for $100,000 on Total. Drama. Island!
Heather: You want drama? You'll be penniless! Jobless! Your name will be mud on every block from here to Cape Breton!
[Gloria looked on as Heather drove away from the island]
Gloria: Pinch me, I'm dreaming. Heather is finally gone! [Hugs Gwen and Owen] And now we're in the final three together!
Chris: [laughs] Actually, it's the final two.
[The three campers were confused]
Gloria: But there's three of us.
Chris: Two contestants. [Walked over to Gloria] You're not a real contestant are you... fairy?
[Gloria and Gwen had horrified looks while Owen looked confused]
Owen: Fairy? What's he talking abou- [Before he could say anything else, two fairy guards attacked him] Gah!
Gloria: Owen! [And right behind Chris was King Richter and Queen Mucina and their army who charged at the humans. They tied them up in huge knots.] Guys! Stop what are you doing?
[Richter stopped as he saw her daughter in her human disguise]
Richter and Mucina: Gloria! [They turned into human sized and hug their daughter]
Mucina: Oh, Gloria! I thought we never see you again?
Owen: What the heck is going on here!?
Fairy guard: Silence human. [Pokes Owen with a spear]
Richter: Good lord! What has those humans done to you?
Gloria: Dad, it's not what you think...
Owen: Dad!?
Gwen: Oh boy...
Richter: We have been searching all over the island for you. We escaped our prison and trained for the day we have fight the humans just to get you back!
Gloria: Wow, guys. I am really touched that you'd done all this for me. But I don't think now is a good time...
[Just then, the Outsiders came in with a cake directly stolen from Chris' fridge.]
Monica: Hey, Glenda! We stole this cake so we can... [Sees whats going on] Ooh... bad time.
Chris: Is that my victory cake? I was saving that for when I got greenlit for another season!
Cedric: [See Richter] Your higness?
Owen: Your higness?
Richter: Cedric!
Owen: Okay, someone better tell me what's going on because I am freaking out.
Mucina: Enough out of you human! You have tormented our princess long enough.
Owen: Princess!?
Mucina: Just look at what you've done to her. Dressing up in human clothing and making her do this 'reality show'!
George: Actually, it was your daughter's idea. It was the only way to win back the kingdom, she disguised herself as human and make friends with them. Then she- [The other Outsiders shut him up]
Zach: Dude! Shut up!
Mucina: Gloria? Is this true?
Richter: Were you actually consorting with these humans?
Gloria: Well... [Just then, Chad came from behind and ripped up her human disguise revealing her true form. Owen gasped at this]
[Chef untied Chris and the others]
Chris: I knew it! You are the escaped fairy! Thought you could make a mockery of my show just to save your family?
[The royal parents and the fairies stood by Gloria. Ready to attack]
Richter: We won't let you hurt our daughter, MacClean! We are ready for anything you can throw at us.
Chris: Is that so? [Presses a button and out came a huge vaccum] I had the production crew make some adjustments to the fairy vac. [Presses another button and another nozzle came out covering the fairies in smoke]
[The citizens of Balsa was trapped in a dark fog. Gloria turned back into her small size and looked around and saw nothing but darkness]
Gloria: [coughs] Mom! Dad! [She hears the sound of the powerful vaccum sucking up the Outsiders and Cedric]
Monica: Glenda! [She and her friends get sucked up inside]
Gloria: Guys! [She saw all the other fairies taken by the big vaccum]
Richter and Mucina: Gloria! [Richter and Mucina were getting sucked in. But Gloria dashed and grabbed on to both her parents]
Richter: This smoke... [coughs] Is too much!
Gloria: [With tears] Dad, no! I am not letting go this time! [She held on for dear life but it eventally sucked all three of them.] Aaahhhh! [They landed inside the vaccum]
[Meanwhile, the smoke cleared as Owen and Gwen got up and saw that Gloria was no where to be found]
Gwen: Gloria!? Gloria!? Where's Gloria!?
[Gloria and the fairies were inside the vaccum being carried off. Gloria looked on as she was further away from her friends.]
Gloria: [with tears flowing] I... failed...
[Fade to black]