The Championship Couple 2
(A John Cena/Jessica Simpson story)
In the hallway
Jessica: So...
John: So...
Jessica; So...where are you from?
John: West Newbury, Massachusetts
Jessica: I love Massachusetts. I've been there loads of times.
John: I bet.
Jessica: Since we're going to be with each other on-screen, you wanna go grab a bite to eat?
John: Sure. Oh wait—I have a training session today.
Jessica: Can I come with you?
John: You–you wanna come with me. To a training session?
Jessica: Duh. I wanna see what it's like. Training and stuff.
John: Really?
Jessica: Yeah. I do.
John: Okay. Let me just go get ready in my locker room.
Jessica: I'll just wait here.
John: Ok.
John went to go get changed into wrestling gear. Jessica picked up her cell phone and called Ashlee. John got changed in a hurry so he could hear what she said.
Jessica (on phone):You are not gonnabelieve this, Ash, I just met
the hottest guy eva. I know, I know. But
seriously, this guy his name is John Cena.
Ashlee, please. I know that the divorce was final
couple days ago but still. Okay. Love ya. Bye.
Jessica shut the cell phone off and waited for John. He finally came.
John: You ready?
Jessica: Sure.
Jessica followed John to the training room.
John: This is it.
They went inside. Ric Flair, Randy Orton, and Triple H were there.
Training.
John: You ready to see the most amazing body eva?
Jessica: Oh. We're Mr. Confident now.
John: Hey when your champ, you can brag all you want.
Jessica: Oh really?
John: Yup.
Jessica: So you wanna make a bet?
John: What kind of bet?
Jessica: The next RAW, we'll ask the crowd who has a better body.
John: What if I win?
Jessica: I'll make out with you.
John: And if you win...
Jessica: I will perform some of my old songs for you...and the crowd.
John: Deal.
John trained while Jessica watched him for 2 hours.
John: Well. It's almost time for RAW. We better go get ready.
Jessica: Yeah. I better go get ready.
John: I'll walk you to your locker room.
Jessica: Well. Vince didn't really assign me anything.
Jessica: Should I go ask him for...
John: No need. You can room with me.
Jessica: Okay. It's just I left my bra and panties and cover up in my
car. I'll be right back.
John: I'll come with you.
They walked to Jessica's car and she went in her car to get her clothes.
John: Nice car.
Jessica: I really like it. It's comfy.
John: It must be.
Jessica grabbed her clothes and locked her car.
Jessica: Let's go get ready.
John: Yes. Let's!
They went back inside the arena and went to John's locker room. They went inside.
John: I can go to the bathroom and change.
Jessica: No I'll go.
John: Okay.
She left to go to the bathroom. She got dressed in pink lacy bra and
panties. Jessica covered up by putting on a red long sleeved flannel shirt and her exact same daisy duke shorts. (f.y.i the same outfit she wore on Good Morning America) She put on pink high heels that went with what she had underneath.
Jessica knocked on John's locker room.
Jessica: Can I come in?
John: Hold on...yeah come in.
Jessica came in and John looked up from lacing his shoes and had a surprised look on his face.
Jessica: What?
John: Nothing.
Jessica: Can you help me with something?
John: Sure.
Jessica: Can you take this ponytail elastic and tie the back of my shirt
John: Sure.
John did as he was asked.
Crewmember: Jessica, your on in 5 minutes. Great outfit.
Jessica: Thanks. I better go. You better come save me.
John: I will.
Find out what will happen next.
In Chapter 3 of The Championship couple
Please note that I haven't updated in awhile and I know that John isn't the champ anymore. Sorry!