Yeah. So I wrote this thing 'cause I was bored one day. This doesn't have anything to do with the story. It's just really there to cure my boredom and for your entertainment. So with out further delay, I give you the epilogue. I guess that's what it is. Yep that's what it is because I say so! Read the damn thing already!
A Bet, Some Rum, and a Wedding
Epilogue…thingy…yeah…um…read!
"Jack, how long have you been here?" Amy brushed a lose stand of hair out of Jack's face and placed her hand on his cheek. Jack was holding Amy tightly in his arms as she was sitting on his lap, both on the bed.
"Don't know."
"What time is it?"
" 'bout one o'clock. Maybe two."
"It's already that late?"
"Look outside." Amy looked over at the window and saw that the sun had set and was completely dark outside.
"I didn't notice. Probably because you wouldn't let me."
"Ya didn't seem to mind before."
"I didn't and I still don't." Jack smiled and kissed her. Amy put her head under Jack's chin and snuggled against his chest. Jack leaned up against the headboard, still holding Amy, and kissed her on her forehead.
"Hey Jack?"
"Yes luv?" Amy chuckled when he called her that and smiled.
"How do you think the crew will like this? You know, us being together and all?"
"They'll be fine with it. Think they might 'ave been hoping for it. They missed ye. And if they're not, I'll make 'em."
"What about Gibbs? He's like a father to me and is very protective of me. He might not like it to see his little girl all grown up. Especially with someone like you."
"That's not very nice."
"Oh, you know what I mean."
"Yeah. That's still not very nice."
"Sorry."
"And I don't think he'll mind. He's already approved of us."
"You mean he already knows about us? How does he know?" Amy took her head off of Jack's chest and looked at him.
"Well I um…kind of told him. Right I after I met Harry. I still hate him. Bloody eunuch."
"You mean he's known all this time?"
"Um, yeah."
"And I just found out a few hours ago?"
"Yep."
"Well that's not fair."
"Life isn't always fair, luv. I was pressured into telling him. It's not my fault. He figured it out. There wasn't much I could do. And besides now you know. Ye don't have to wait any longer."
"True, but I still would have like to known sooner." Jack put his hand under Amy's chin and pulled her closer for a kiss. Amy let out a small moan and felt Jack deepen the kiss. Amy wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled herself closer to him. He had arm on the small of her back and another on her upper back. Jack slowly started to lean forward, without Amy knowing, and leaned further forward. Finally, Jack gently pushed Amy down, so that she was now lying on the bed. Amy laughed and gently pushed him away. Jack started kissing Amy along her neck and collarbone as she took her arms away from him. She started laughing again.
"J-Jack. Jack. Even though I'm enjoying this very much, you have to stop."
"Why?" He continued kissing her neck.
"Because I left my things in my dressing room and I need to get them."
"It. Can. Wait," he said in between kisses.
"Jack, we'll have plenty of time to do this later since I'm going to be living on the Pearl with you." Jack stopped kissing her and looked at her with a surprised look.
"Yer going to be living with me?"
"Unless you don't want me to."
"No, I want ye to. I really want ye to. Guess I just never thought of it."
"We'll have to stop by Tortuga so I can dock my ship there. Kyle can take care of it. And once Sarah and Johnny get back from their honeymoon, they can too."
"Tortuga, eh? Have no objections to that."
"Of course you wouldn't."
"And where will you be staying once you get on the Black Pearl?" Jack put on a seductive grin on his face and Amy one kiss on her neck.
"In Ana's old cabin."
"What!"
"Jack, you know I would like to stay with you."
"Then how come yer not?" Jack whined.
"It's Gibbs. He won't settle well with the fact that his little girl is sharing a room with a pirate and is sleeping in the same bed as him."
"Damn Gibbs. That does put a damper on things." Amy smiled and started caressing his face with her fingers.
"But you know…since your cabin is right next to my cabin, you shouldn't have any trouble sneaking into it. Especially if I keep the door unlocked." Jack put his sexy smirk back on his face and gave Amy a passionate, but short, kiss.
"I like the way you think."
"I like the way I think too."
"I'll think of something. Captain Jack Sparrow never turns down a challenge. But tonight I think you're going to sleep in my cabin."
"Oh, why is that?"
"Do you want to sleep in Anamaria's bed again?"
"Bloody hell no! Nothing can make me sleep on that bed again! That bed is pure evil."
"Then I guess you have no choice but to sleep in my bed." Amy made a seductive smirk on her face and started playing with a strand of his hair.
"I guess I do have no choice. And when will we be getting a new bed? Because I am not sleeping in her room again until I do."
"Well in that case…a month."
"A month? Gibbs would have killed you by then. How about…a day?"
"A day!"
"Fine. Two days."
"Three and a half weeks."
"Five days."
"Three weeks."
"A week."
"Two and a half weeks."
"Two weeks, but I get to destroy Ana's old bed. That's my final offer."
"Deal." Amy brushed a hair out of Jack's face and smiled. Jack suddenly had a playful look on his face and Amy looked back at him in wonder. Jack bent down closer to Amy and started kissing Amy neck again.
"Jack. Jack. Jack! JACK!"
"What?" He ignored her and still kept going.
"You have to stop. I have to get my things and I bet the crew is starting to wonder where you are."
"They. Don't. Care," He said while kissing he neck.
"Well I do, so stop." He didn't stop.
"Jack! Am I going to have to hit you again?" Jack stopped and frowned at her.
"Ye really want me to stop?"
"Well, no." Jack started leaning closer to Amy but she put her hand on his chest to keep him from going any further.
"But that doesn't mean you should still keep going. We have to go, now." Jack sighed and nodded.
"Fine. If that's what ye want to do."
"It's not what I want to do, it's what we have to do. There's a difference." Jack grinned.
"Well I haven't seen ye in three months. I'm trying to make up for lost time."
"I'm sure you will. Now, come on. As much as it saddens me, we have to go." Jack sighed and got off of Amy. Once he stood up straight, he reached out an arm for Amy to grab and she took it. He quickly pulled her off the bed and right in front of him so she was right up against him. Amy smiled and shook her head. She pushed herself away from him, much to his disappointment, and walked over to her vanity to fix her hair up in a ponytail. As she was fixing her hair, she saw Jack walk up behind her and stare at her.
"What are you doing?"
"Just watching."
"Having fun?"
"Of course. I'm looking at the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Flattery will get you nowhere."
"Are ye sure about that?"
"No." Amy smiled and was tying her hair with the red ribbon she was wearing earlier. As she was tying the ribbon, she saw Jack's hand go out of view from the mirror and then felt a small pinch on her behind. She squeaked, like mouse, and spun around with a slight smile on her face and looked at Jack. He smiled innocently and she shook her head. She finished fixing her hair and turned around to look at Jack. On his face had a very playful look that was very noticeable on his face, especially in his toothy grin.
"Jack…what are you going to do?" Amy put a smile on her face and took a step back towards her door. Jack took a step towards her. She stepped back again and Jack stepped forward. She backed up more and he still came forward after her every step. Once she was close enough to her door, she ran out of the room and up towards the deck. It took Jack a second to realize what she had just done, but quickly ran after her. He ran up to the deck and soon caught up with her in the middle of the deck. He grabbed her waist and her legs on then picked her up off the ground and twirled her around a few times. She was laughing the whole time.
"You do that a lot. I like it."
"I'm not going to let ye get away again."
"I'm not going to go away."
"I'm never going to let out of my sight again."
"Never? What if I need to change or bathe?"
"Then I'll defiantly have to keep my eyes on ye. You might fall and hurt yourself and someone has to be there to save you. Plus I have to make sure that there's no one peekin'."
"Isn't that what you're doing?"
"Nope. I'm making sure you're safe."
"Right. You're making sure I'm safe. And I just happen to be almost or completely naked. Of course you're not spying on me. You're just protecting me.
"That's right."
"Sure... Now can we please go to the pub? I feel like having some rum. Not too much though. I don't want to get drunk. No more than three rounds."
"Not sure I want any rum. Had so much while ye were gone that I think I've had enough to last me for a while." Amy looked at Jack and then burst out laughing.
"That…that was great. Now come on, I want some rum. And you do too."
"Always do."
The reunited couple was now about halfway to the pub without any mishaps. Little did they know that things were about to change…
They were about to cross a busy street, but Jack had to stop for a second and gently tossed Amy up in the air, making her let out a small scream.
"Don't do that! You know how much I bloody hate that! Am I going to have to spit on your hat again?"
"No! You were really slipping this time. Really."
"I'm not sure I believe you."
"Have I ever given a reason to ye not to believe me?"
"Yes."
"Bad question. Well, this time I'm actually telling ye the truth."
"Ok. Whatever you say." Amy eyed Jack's face in suspicion but then looked back to where they were going. Jack started to take a step forward but stopped when Amy yelled.
"Watch out!" Jack was in mid-step when a small flock of chickens ran right in front of them. Amy wrapped her arms around Jack's neck in surprise and watched the chickens run by. If she hadn't yelled, Jack would have tripped over the chickens and both of them would have fallen to the ground. Five or six chickens ran right in front of them frantically and acting as if something possessed them. Like they were rabid. Finally, the last chicken ran in front of them, and it appeared like it had a small amount of foam coming from its mouth. Both of them watched the chickens run away until they couldn't be seen any more.
"Is it just me, or did that last chicken have foam coming from it's mouth?" Amy asked.
"I think it did. Those chicken fit the same description as the ones in Tortuga, don't they?" Jack looked at Amy with a cocky smile.
"I thought I was making it up! I had no idea there were actual chickens like that! That was just something to tell Gibbs! How was I supposed to know?"
"Guess we were in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"Jack can you put me down? We can get there faster if I'm on my feet."
"What about yer ankle? I saw you limping on it. How did that happen again?"
"I tripped over a stupid bloody rouge turkey. I think he knows the chickens. They'll be taking over the whole city before you know it."
"The poultry have alliances with each other."
"Exactly. Can you please put me down? I'll be fine." Jack carefully lowered her feet to the ground and took away his arm from around her legs but kept one arm around her waist. Both of them could hear the chickens running back towards them and Amy quickly got behind Jack. Both of them took a step back and watched the rabid chickens run in front of them again. As soon as the last one with the foaming mouth ran by, they watched them go out of sight and both let out a deep breath of relief.
"Are ye sure you don't want me to carry ye? They might come back."
"I'm sure…I think." Both of them looked at each other and started laughing. In the distance they could here the chickens' clucking and it was getting louder. Immediately, Jack and Amy stopped laughing and ran towards the pub.
"Finally, we're here. God I need some rum after I see those chickens. I didn't know there were actual chickens like that! It was supposed to be a joke! Just goes to show you what kind of strange things there are in the world." Jack looked at Amy and started laughing to himself.
"Wait hold on." Amy untied the ribbon from her hair, and let to hair fall down to her shoulders. She rapped the ribbon into a little ball and held it in her hand.
"What was that for?"
"I don't want anyone seeing me with my ribbon in my hair. You know…just incase I do something really stupid and people come chasing after me. I just tie my hair with the ribbon and walk away. A quick disguise."
"And what makes ye think you'll do somethin' stupid?"
"It's those guys that come and watch me. Every time I see them I want to go over there and punch them square in the face. I don't trust myself to hold my restraint every time I see them."
"Ah." Jack wrapped his arm around Amy's waist and pulled her close. Jack opened the door to the pub and both of them walked in.
"My room is this way." Amy starting leading Jack across the pub towards the hallway where her room was. She pulled him along until she saw a man wearing a black coat with a matching hat sitting at a table near by. He stood up from the table to get a drink and was heading right towards them. Amy froze in her spot and stared at the man.
"Uh oh." Amy pulled Jack in front of her and kissed him. She wrapped her arms around his neck, trying to block her face from the man, and pulled herself as close as possible to him. She watched out of the corner of her eye to make sure the man was gone and saw him walk away. She let out a moan of relief and then realized Jack was still kissing her. Figuring that she could wait to get her stuff just a little while longer, gave in to Jack. Jack softly pulled away from her and leaned his forehead against hers.
"What was that for?"
"Can't I kiss you for now reason at all?"
"Ye can, but ye usually don't say 'uh oh' beforehand."
"Ok fine! That man in black over there was coming towards us and I didn't want to see him. About a week ago, I said a few things to him that were, um, not very nice. It was his fault. He was talking like all those other jerks who come in here. He had it coming."
"Of course. How long has he been gone?"
"A few minutes."
"Hmm. And yet ye kept going. Interesting."
"Oh shut up." Amy grabbed Jack's shirt and pulled him in for another kiss. Both of them didn't notice that the whole crew of the Black Pearl was watching them from a nearby table. They could see Jack, but not whom he was kissing.
"Well it seems like our captain is having a good time." Amy let go of Jack's shirt as he pulled away from her and turned around to see Duncan standing there smirking at him. He couldn't see that Amy was standing right behind Jack.
"Aren't ye supposed to be watching the ship?" Jack asked.
"My shift is over. Someone else is watching it. So, who do ye have this time? Some tavern whor-" Amy came out from behind Jack and pointed her finger at Duncan.
"Finish that sentence and die. I am no whore."
"Amy!"
"Yes, it is I. Surprise!"
"I didn't know it was ye! I wouldn't have said that if I saw ye there. I couldn't see ye behind Jack."
"Captain Jack to you," Jack interrupted.
"No hard feelings, Duncan."
"Why don't ye come and join us? The whole crew is here."
"Is this what ye do while I'm gone? Come into pubs and get yerselves drunk?" Jack asked.
"No. Just this one time. Along with a few other times. You've been workin' us like dogs for the past three months. We couldn't take any more. We needed a break."
"And don't you dare be mad at them Jack. Gibbs has told me all about how you've been treating them. They deserve it. And if you yell at them, I'm changing it to one week," Amy added on.
"Aye, no hard feelings."
"Come on, the crew will be happy to see the two of ye back together." Duncan turned around and started walking away. Amy looked at Jack as he looked back at her and both of them shrugged. They followed Duncan across the pub to a group of tables in the corner of the room. The crew was sitting around laughing and drinking rum. They were having a good time.
"Look who I found." Jack signaled for Amy to stay where the crew couldn't see her and gave her a wink. Amy smiled and nodded. He walked over to where the crew was and tried to act seriously like he was on the ship before.
"Well, well, well. Looks like the captain finally came out of his hiding spot. And appearing to be having a good time," said one of the crewmembers.
"Just came out for some fresh air."
"And to find a good time like you were just a second ago with that-" Amy knew what he was going to say. Nobody calls her a whore. She came out of her nearby hiding spot and stood right next to Jack.
"Don't you dare finish that sentence. Why does everyone think that I'm a whore? Do I look like a whore? I most certainly do not. I am not a whore!"
"Amy!" the crew shouted in unison.
"Yes it's me. I've come back to bring joy into your sad little lives thanks to a certain captain." Amy looked at Jack and he put his hands in front of him like it wasn't his fault.
"Hey, I had to take my anger out on something."
"But the crew? That's just sad Jack. They did nothing to you."
"Wait, were ye the person Jack was kissin'?" asked Zack.
"Captain Jack," Jack added.
"Ah…maybe?" Amy said sheepishly.
"So are ye two back together?"
"Um…yeah?"
"Alright, pay up." The majority of the crew groaned and reached into their pockets. Everyone, except Duncan and Zack, pulled out three shillings and tossed them over to Zack.
"Thanks very much."
"What was that?" Amy asked.
"Oh, the crew and I had this bet going on whether or not the two of ye would get together, and I won. Duncan half of this is yours." Duncan quickly sat down next to Zack and started counting up his winnings.
"You betted on whether or not me and Jack would get together?"
"Yep."
"And you thought that we would?"
"Yep and we were right."
"So that means that the rest of you thought that we wouldn't!" The rest of the crew suddenly got an interest in the things around them and started looking anywhere but at Amy.
"You should all be ashamed of yourselves! You had doubt in the both of us. Mostly likely Jack."
"Hey!" Jack said.
"Sorry but it's true." Jack opened his mouth to protest but nodded in agreement instead.
"Now let this be lesson to you that you should never doubt the two of us. And to make sure that you completely learned your lesson, you each have to give me a shilling. And no arguing! You had this coming to you ever since you agreed to the bet." The crew moaned and each one tossed Amy one shilling.
"That goes the same for you too Duncan and Zack."
"Why? We never doubted you," pleaded Duncan.
"Yes, but the bet was your idea in the first place."
"How'd ye know that?"
"Lucky guess. And it's your fault that these men were brought into this. And since you guys have all that money, you must pay five, each." Both of them moaned like the rest of the crew and each tossed Amy five shillings.
"Thank you gentlemen. I am grateful for the money you have given me."
"Yeah…whatever," the crew mumbled.
"Here you go Jack." Amy took five shillings from the pile in front of her and gave them to Jack.
"Only five? You have at least thirty shillings there and you only give me five?"
"Hey, this bet mostly depended on me. I could have turned you away. Therefore I get the most money. Besides you have me now. What more do you want?"
"I would like a bigger share." Amy slapped him up side the head and poured all her winnings into an empty mug.
"Now if you excuse me, I have to gather up my things. I'll be back in a minute. Jack, you stay here. I don't need anyone to protect me."
"You sure? Ya never know who's watchin."
"I'm sure." Jack looked disappointed but then Amy took sympathy on him and gave him a quick kiss. She walked away from him with a smile and headed towards her room counting up her money.
"This feels so much better. I hate dresses. Nothing good can come out of them." Amy had changed into a pair of black pants and an ivory shirt with her signature purple sash around her waist. She was carrying a bag over her shoulder, which held her dress and money in. She felt so much more comfortable now that she was wearing pants. She walked away from her room and headed towards the crew.
"I'm back." She saw Jack sitting with the rest of the crew drinking rum. Big surprise. This time she saw Gibbs there, he was not there before.
"Hello Gibbs. Glad to see you."
"Heard 'bout ye and Jack. Good fer you. It's 'bout bloody time."
"I know." Amy walked up right next to Jack and put her bag down on the floor. He looked up and smiled. She opened her mouth to ask where she was going to sit, but felt Jack's arm around her waist and pulled down into his lap.
"Is that what you were about to ask?" She opened her mouth to say something but then sighed and shook her head. Gibbs handed her a mug of rum and she quickly took it. She drank about half of the mug down and smiled. It was nice to have alcohol in her again.
"Amy, before I forget, Tom wanted me to tell ye that the owner wanted to see ye soon," said Gibbs.
"Well then I better go see him. I want to get the money he owes me and then get out of this hellhole! The sooner the better. I'll be right back." Amy looked at Jack and smiled. She leaned in to kiss him and made sure he was only paying attention to her. She ran her hand cross her neck, and felt him deepened the kiss just like she wanted. Once she knew he wasn't paying attention to anything but her, she swiftly took his pistol away from him and held it behind her back. She broke the kiss and got off of Jack's lap. She wanted to make sure she got her money, and having a pistol couldn't hurt.
"Back." Amy came back carrying a sack of money in her arm and smiling.
"Seems like ye got your money," Jack said with a proud looking smirk.
"Well my boss can be… easily persuaded. He even gave me the money for the last few days I have left and said I could leave. I am finally free from this hellhole!" She opened her bag on the floor and placed her earnings inside and closed the bag.
"How'd ya convince him?"
"I can be very persuasive sometimes. Oh, by the way, here's your pistol." Amy handed Jack his pistol and he looked at her in confusion.
"How'd ya get that?"
"Why did you think I kissed you before I left? Like I said, I can be very persuasive. Especially when I have a pistol in my hand." Jack took his pistol and quickly put it away.
"I'm goin' to have to keep an eye on this."
"You really should be more careful with your things. You never know when someone might take your things. Especially when you're occupied with something else. Always be alert."
"I think I'm rubbing off on ye."
"Oh no. That isn't the first time I've used a pistol to get something I want. That had nothing to do with you." Jack looked at Amy with a slightly surprised look, but eventually smiled and laughed to himself.
"You never cease to surprise me."
"I'm always full of surprises."
"Any other surprises that I should know about?" Amy was just about to answer back when she heard some hollering behind her. She turned around and saw a group of men sitting a table together looking at Amy. Well ogling really. They were the same guys she saw earlier that day sitting in the crowd when one of them suddenly ran towards the exit. Jack also noticed the men also and instantly made a fist and stood up from his chair. He was about to walk over there and punch them all when Amy put her arm out in front of him and stopped him.
"I've had enough of those guys. They've been doing that ever since I came here. I've always wanted to give them a piece of my mind. But now I can since I don't have to worry about losing my job. Jack, you want to see another surprise? Just watch me and you'll see how I deal with people who piss me off."
"Are ye sure? What happens if they try to take advantage of ya?"
"Don't worry, I can take care of myself. And if you see them trying to do something to me, you can come over there and kill them."
"Not sure I'll be able to wait that long."
"Just watch." Amy unbuttoned some of the buttons on her shirt so that it was showing her midriff and messed up her hair a little bit. She turned to walk away but Jack grabbed her arm. She put her hand on his shoulder in reassurance and gave him a wink. Jack removed his hand from her arm and let her go. She spun around and put a seductive grin on her face. The men immediately looked at her and smiled. Amy walked towards them swaying her hips and smirking at them. Once she reached the table, one of the men got up and walked right towards her.
"So, were you the one hollering at me?"
"Ah…yeah. You're that singer that works here." Amy placed her hand on his shoulder and started rubbing his arm.
"So you recognize me. I've seen you here before. Always sitting with your buddies cheering and yelling."
"That would be us." Amy moved her hand from his arm to his chest and started making little circles with her finger on his shirt.
"I've always kept an eye on you. I found you different from all the other men in this bar. Always stood out. You seem so rugged, handsome, sexy. Better than any other guy in the place. I'd love to have a guy like you." Amy placed her hand on his face and took a step closer to him.
"I could give you what you want right now. I'd be doing us both the favor," she whispered in his ear.
"So close your eyes and I'll do what I've been wanting to do to you for a long time." The man grinned at her and leaned in to kiss her. Before he could, Amy kicked him in the groin and punched him in the face. She watched him fall to the ground and kicked him in the shins.
"Don't you EVER talk about me or look at me again! I am not some thing only to be looked at and used as pleasure! I am not whore! So I suggest if you want a good time, go find who will actually give it to you! And if I ever hear you talk about me or staring at me again, you're gonna lose that thing you hold most precious to you!" Amy huffed and spat on the man's shirt. Feeling that she had done her job, she spun around to walk back up to Jack while buttoning up her shirt. In the distance the crew was cheering her on and laughing at the man. Jack himself was laughing and pointing at the man on the ground yelling he got what he deserved. Suddenly the expression on his face changed and was making movements telling her to turn around.
"You little bitch!" She turned around and saw the man had stood up and looked extremely mad. He put up his hand to punch her, but she quickly ducked the punch and he ended up hitting the guy walking behind her in the face.
"What was that for? You're going to pay for that!" the guy shouted. He punched the guy that was going after Amy and he fell backwards and knocked into a person. That man turned around and started fighting with the two of them. Amy slowly backed away, hoping the men wouldn't notice she was gone and once she got far away enough, she ran back towards the crew. She ran right up to Jack's chair and started digging through her bag and found the red ribbon and started tying it into her hair like Goldilocks. This has happened before in Tortuga and she knew what was coming next.
"We have to go now! I think I started another riot. They had it coming. We have to get out of here now before it gets any worse." Everyone just looked at her like she was crazy and couldn't understand what she was saying. She sighed and rolled her eyes. Amy pointed over to where now about ten men were fighting and more were joining.
"You see that? That's is going to come over here if we don't leave soon! We. Have. To. Leave. Now!" The crew just stared at her with a blank expression.
"We have to leave now if you don't want to get killed!" The crew understood that and quickly got up from their chairs. She pointed to a back door and told them to go out that way. Amy watched the crew grab their drinks and head out the back door. She threw her bag over her should and looked for Jack. He was not with them anymore and was nowhere to be seen.
"JACK YOU IDIOT! WHERE ARE YOU?" She looked all over the crowd and saw him punching a guy that was sitting at the same table as the guy that she was seducing.
"Jack what are you doing?" He gave him one final punch and threw him on the ground. Amy ran up to him and grabbed his arm.
"I was just giving him what he deserved." Jack looked down the man's unconscious body and saw he had a small bag of coins on his belt. He reached down and grabbed the bag and stuffed it in his pocket.
"He's out. I saw another guy that was sitting with them somewhere…" Jack started to walk off and Amy pulled him back.
"Jack we are leaving now! If I stay her any longer, someone is going to recognize me and try to kill me! Normally I would let you punch the living daylights out of him, but my life is on the line!" She pulled his arm and started pulling him towards the exit. Jack grabbed a bottle of rum on his way out, but dropped it while struggling to stay on his feet because Amy was moving so fast.
"Me rum!"
"You have more of it in your cabin! Who cares about one little bottle!" Once they were outside, Amy found a small alley near the exit and pushed Jack against the wall.
"Hat. Coat. Now." Jack took off his coat and hat and watched Amy put them on.
"Brings back memories of Tortuga doesn't it?"
"Yeah. It does. But this time I have more than one person going after me."
"Are ye going to throw me against the wall and start kissin' me again?"
"Maybe later." Amy gathered all her hair on top of her head and put Jack's hat on. From inside, both of them could here shouting and yelling and things being broken and smashed.
"Sounds like ya started another riot."
"And I wasn't even drunk. Think it's my special talent. Could come in handy one day. I'll have to remember that."
"Now, 'bout what you did back there…I never want you to do that again unless it's me. Especially the unbuttoning yer shirt part. Savvy?"
"I don't know if I'll be able to do that. You're asking me to give up something really big." Amy finished putting on the coat and looked at Jack. He didn't seem to be taking the joke very lightly.
"I'm kidding Jack. I promise I'll never do that again unless it's you, ok?"
"That's better." Amy poked her head around the corner to see if anybody was watching them. She sighed in relief that no one was coming after her but still kept looking out. She felt Jack's arms snake around her waist and pull her close to him.
"Anyone coming?"
"Nope. No one has come after me yet. We're alone for now."
"Really?"
"Don't get any ideas. I want to get out of here as soon as possible." Jack frowned but kissed her on her cheek anyway. Amy smiled and put her hands over his arms.
"Hey Jack?"
"What, luv?"
"Do you remember the bet we made the night you snuck onto my ship?"
"Almost forgot about that. It's been so long since I thought about it."
"Didn't you say that you wouldn't sleep with anybody for seven months?"
"Yeah I did, come to think of it. And I also said that I wouldn't drink rum."
"We both know that's impossible. Have you been living up to the other half?"
"Of course, but hopefully I won't have to be."
"What makes you think that?"
"Well I just figured…"
"We made a bet and I fully intend to live up to it."
"Ye can't be serious."
"Of course I am. But you did leave my ship. That was part of the bet. You had to live on my ship until the bet was over. So technically you lost."
"Well, I um…it's not my fault."
"So really you should be my slave for a week."
"That's not exactly fair luv. We both-"
"Let me finish. I know it wouldn't be fair since it's both our faults. So I think we should start a whole new bet. Well not a whole new bet, just change a few things so we both have an equal chance of winning."
"Like what changes are we talking 'bout?"
"Whoever can get the other person to sleep with them first is the winner. The loser has the be the other person's slave for a week and they have to sleep on the floor."
"What happens if neither one of us does this?"
"Then on the last day, we'll have a race and whoever is the first one to climb up to the crow's nest is the winner. So basically you can't sleep with anyone unless to want to lose."
"I'm not sure I like this bet."
"Well, we could always go back to the old bet. Which would mean you automatically lose and I win."
"I change me mind. I like this bet. I'm not happy with the rules though…"
"I've never seen you turn down a challenge Jack."
"That settles it. I can't refuse."
"Do we have an accord then?"
"We have an accord." Amy held out her hand for Jack to shake and both of them shook on it.
"Guess you'll be sleeping on the floor in a few months."
"We'll see about that Jack."
"I THINK I SAW HER GO OUT THIS DOOR WITH SOME GUY!"
"I WANT TO FIND THAT LITTLE BITCH AND GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND!" Amy froze. A couple of men came storming out of the bar with bruises on their arms and their clothes torn.
"Shit. Time to go." Amy grabbed Jack's hand on both of them ran to the Black Pearl.
There was the epilogue. Hope it made you laugh, cry, scream, whatever it is that you do. I'll be posting the last chapter tomorrow so it'll be out before Dead Man's Chest! –squee- I can't wait! Anyone else dressing as a pirate and going to the midnight showing….or is that just me? All the reviews you have sent are just lovely. Thanks! Keep sending them please. TA!