Hira: GAAAAAH! I'M TERRIBLY SORRY! I had a cold last week (no, I'm not lying kirin, maybe you saw me still happy as I could be in school but I was sneezing and coughing all the way, ask Yuki) but the worst of all... MY COMPUTER WAS BROKE! GODDAMN HELL! THAT $&$!
Neji: Shut up you crazy girl, you're freaking out the readers...
Hira: Uh.. what? Oh... sorry! Thanks a lot for your reviews! I can't believe I actually made it to 50 reviews before chapter 10! And it's all because of you guys! Thanks a lot:gives cookies to the reviewers: He he he I'm so happy and healthy now here's the seventh chapter!
NARUTO'S FIRST DATE CHAPTER 7
The breakfast went fine, just a few little incidents like Naruto splashed ketchup to Gaara's face and Gaara who threw his boiled egg at Kankurou, or Kiba who put some of the strawberry jam on Sasuke's chair, Sasuke took revenge by pouring soup on Kiba's hood and Lee 'accidentally' smacked his toasted bread into Neji's face. Yup, they have a food fight, and a big one too.
After breakfast they have the morning ritual called the morning training, accompanied and helped by the Sand siblings. Sasuke only watched and wrote something for his report.
The Sand siblings decided to stay and help them with their training. Temari also decided to help Neji and Naruto on their job as a gratitude for letting them stay (her two little brothers decided to help too but since they only know how to create chaos Temari didn't give them permission), that was a very wise decision for Neji and Naruto, they almost hug Temari and kiss her when they heard that. Almost, mind you.
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Later after the training...
The Sand siblings, Konoha Five, and Lee were resting on the small living room while Sasuke was upstairs, finishing his report.
"ACHOOOO!" Kiba sneezed. "Shit, why do I feel so friggin cold? And it's still 12.00 a.m!" he sniffed.
"It's because the weather, dummy... maybe it'll snowing later..." Kankurou told the dog boy.
"How did you know, genius?" asked Kiba, sarcasm clear in his voice.
"Call that wild instinct..." Kankurou shrugged.
"Um, guys? I have good news and bad news... which one do you want to hear?" asked Shikamaru.
"Good one..."
"Kankurou's right... it's snowing soon," Shikamaru nodded as Kankurou grinned proudly.
"Oh great... what a pleasant one to hear..." Kiba said sarcastically.
"The bad one?" asked Lee.
"We don't have any firewood..." said Shikamaru matter-of-factly.
"WHAAAATTTT! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY EARLIER? WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WE'LL DIE! WE'LL FREEZE TO DEATH!" Naruto started running in circle, shouting like mad.
"Shaddup, idiot! We just need someone to go out and collect firewoods, there's forest out there, remember?" Kiba bonked Naruto's head.
"One problem, Kiba..." said Lee.
"What's that?"
"Look at this..." said Lee. He turned his attention to the others and smiled brightly. "Anybody wants to go and save us by collecting firewoods?" he asked sweetly.
Silence.
"See?" said Lee.
"Meh, figures, then let's decide it with the rock-paper-scissor!" Kiba suggested.
"Fine..." said Neji as the others nodded in agreement.
"JAN-KEN-PON!"
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"I swear I'm gonna kill them (sneeze) after this!" Kiba cursed as he walked around the forest, carrying a small axe in his hand and a bag half filled with firewood in his other hand.
"And why did I, the great Inuzuka (sneeze) Kiba, lose in a (sneeze) silly game, and must find some stupid firewood in this (sneeze) fucking cold weather... further more... WITH YOU?" Kiba groaned.
"Face it, we lost!" Neji muttered. "It's not that I'm happy to do this with you!" Neji picked up a firewood and threw it into his bag.
"Humph! I know that! You prefer to be with your precious Naruto, right?" Kiba pouted.
At the mention of Naruto's name, Neji's couldn't help but blush a bit. Memory of the morning came back to his mind. When he took a chance to hug Naruto and then Naruto hugged him back, willingly. He smiled at the memory.
"Neji? Neji? Neji? Dude? Hellooooo?" Kiba waved his hand anxiously in front of Neji's face.
"Huh? Uh--what?"
"Geeezzz... what's happening to you? You look like you REALLY have a crush on Naruto!" said Kiba as he shook his head with a 'my my' gesture.
"Uh..." Neji rolled his eyes.
"What? Don't tell me you really have something for him?" Kiba teased him. Neji looked sideways to hid his blush, but too late, Kiba noticed it.
"Neji... you...?"
"No! I-I don't love him or whatsoever!" Neji shook his head furiously.
"Hey... who said that you love him?" asked Kiba.
"Uh-I... shit," Neji muttered under his breath, Stupid Neji! If he could find a tree or something hard, he would bang his own head or something. Since Kiba was not that dumb, he took the hint and started coaxing Neji to tell the truth.
"Don't lie!" Kiba insisted.
"No!"
"Don't lie! You love him?"
"No!"
"C'mon! Admit it! You love him?"
"No!"
"You love him?"
"No!"
"You don't love him?"
"No! I mean yes! Argh!"
"HA! I WIN!" Kiba smirked triumphantly as he made a victory sign.
"Kiba... don't trick me...listen, yes I like Naruto, he's a nice friend!" Neji growled, he was trying desperately to hide the truth. What will happen if this faggot knows his biggest secret? This.. this Kiba! Of all people!
"Ah... sure you do..." Kiba grinned evilly as an evil plan to make Neji confess the truth formed itself in his head. Suddenly he shouted while he pointed to a random direction.
"LOOK! THERE'S A NAKED NARUTO RUNNING ALONG THE ROAD!"
"WHERE?" Neji reacted immediately by turned his head to the direction Kiba pointed, Byakugan on and a random digital camera in hand. Kiba sneered.
"Kiba 2 Neji 0," he grinned from ear to ear.
"Kuso!" Neji cursed as he slapped his head mentally. Stupid stupid Neji!
"I-I-I..." he changed into a male version of his cousin, blushing furiously and started fumbling with his fingers. The dog boy smiled on that reaction.
"That's fine, dude! It's okay for me you know? I'm not against it!" Kiba laughed as he slapped Neji's shoulder playfully.
"Kiba, I—"but Neji's words were cut off by Kiba who broke into another grin and patted Neji's shoulder again.
"Relax! I won't tell anybody! As if my mouth was zipped!" he promised.
"Sure you won't... If not, I'll be the one who make sure you have your mouth zipped," Neji threatened. Oh, if looks could kill... Kiba would be dead by now.
"Yeah... um...sure?" Kiba swallowed a lump in his throat. Woah, this Hyuuga can be scary sometimes...
Silence.
A long and uncomfortable one, indeed.
"Oh, um-- have you told about it to Naruto?" Kiba asked excitedly, tried to break the silence.
"Kiba, he's straight... and I don't wanna talk about it..." Neji shook his head.
"Oh? How so? How did you know that he's straight?" Kiba pouted.
"He asks me about dating GIRL! Just drop the subject now and let's get back... It's getting colder and we have enough firewood to build a house," said Neji as he turned and started walking towards the small cottage.
Kiba gave a small 'humph' and followed the older boy. He grabbed Neji's arm and started dragging him.
"Kiba! What are you..."
"At least just ask if he's against gay or not, shall we?" Kiba said happily and started dragging the protesting Hyuuga back to the cottage.
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Naruto walked slowly upstairs, when he reached the closed bedroom, he grinned before he knocked the door.
"Sasuke?" he opened the door slightly and poked his head in.
"Hn," the Uchiha was sitting on the corner of the room with his back facing the blonde as he scribbled something in a piece of paper, the report.
Naruto stepped into the bedroom, after he closed the door he sat beside his rival. He glanced at the report but Sasuke quickly hid it.
"Ano sa, ano sa, Sasuke... what did you write on the report? I'm getting stronger, right? What about the others? Did they do better than me? Or not? How's Neji's progress?" Naruto flooded Sasuke with questions.
"Shut up, Naruto! You're making me dizzy!" Sasuke growled.
"Awww... lemme see the report, please? Please?" Naruto gave his best puppy eyes and best pleading looks.
"No."
"Pretty pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty pretty please with three scoops of ice cream in three different flavors, whipped cream, a big cherry, strawberries, chocolate syrup in an extra tall glass plus peanut topping and caramel with wafer sticks and a few milk biscuits?"
"Hey, that sounds delicious... no, no, no! Tsunade-sama told me to keep this as a secret so you won't be disturbed in the training! Now leave me alone, will ya? I must go back to Konoha and gave this report immediately!" Sasuke shooed Naruto away as he stood up.
"Sasukeeeee!" Naruto whined as he hugged Sasuke's legs, preventing him from going any further. "Pleaaaseee?"
"No! Or should I use 'that' method to shut your mouth? " Sasuke threatened.
"What method?"
Sasuke grinned and leaned forward, he positioned his mouth near Naruto's ear and whispered.
"Should I tell everyone that you have a secret crush on that Hyuuga?" he whispered in a monotone voice.
Naruto jerked back as his face exploded in blush. "You... how—what..."
"I saw you this morning, and considering your recent behaviors..." Sasuke put his hand on his chin.
"How'd you--know...that?" Naruto was shocked.
"I asked that thick brows."
"No! I mean... h-how can you see us t-that (gulp) time?"
"I have eyes?"
"..."
"How should I know! I came to the kitchen to take a drink then I saw you guys!"
"No! I-I-I..." Naruto was thinking as fast as he could for an excuse. But this was Naruto we're talking about, with his current IQ he couldn't think of something that make sense. Finally he sighed in defeat. "Don't tell anybody, please?"
"Why not?"
"Because if you tell someone, that someone will tell another someone, and another someone and so on until Neji heard it! He'll hate me! Besides, I asked him about dating Sakura-chan! He'll...think I'm some kind of weirdo! I'm working hard to get rid of it! Don't say it, okay? Puuh—leeasse? I'll do anything!" Naruto pleaded.
"Anything?" Sasuke echoed.
"Yes, anything... if I can," Naruto shrugged.
"Fine, then..."
"But what exactly did you---MMMPppHH!" Naruto's words were cut off because Sasuke pinned Naruto underneath him and covered his mouth with his own in a deep kiss. Naruto's eyes widened in a size of dining plate.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?
As if to make the situation worse, Naruto could hear the door was opened by someone. He couldn't see who it is since Sasuke was blocking his view. Oh great, oh great! I'm being kiss by another boy and someone come in and saw it? Splendid! he thought sarcastically.
Sasuke pulled away slightly and glanced at the door. This made Naruto could saw the person who was standing in the doorway, mouth hung open. Although he could only saw the figure slightly (since Sasuke only glanced at the door and not move from his current spot) he could recognize that person very well.
It was Kiba.
Oh, great! It's HIM! But at least it's not... but as Sasuke moved away from him, Naruto's eyes widened for the second time on the hour. He saw another person stood beside Kiba. Unfortunately, that person was the first person on his list of 'The one I don't want to appear at time like this'.
Neji was there.
Oh my god...
-TBC-
Author's note: Woah! I'm so happy happy happy! And will you look at that! Indonesian reviewers! Thanks to ALL of you reviewers out there! I love you all!
REVIEW CORNER
hehehe: Ano, gomen... (maaf, anda berhadapan dengan orang yang agak telmi) I'm not quiet understand your review... SasuNaru and NejiGaa as the main pairing? Or what? Please tell me... Where do you live? You still in school? How old are you? (the same question for all of you Indonesian reviewers out there, except koku-kirin since he's in the same school as me)
Naaja: About Sand Siblings... Tadinya sih, cuma mau dijadiin figuran aja... but, maybe it'll change as the story goes on... if you have suggestions or whatsoever... don't be shy to say it! Thanks for the review!
koku-kirin: Of course! That's what we call OOC! OOC! Don't tell me you don't know what is OOC, I've told you in school two weeks ago haven't I?Momochi Zabuza: There... SasuNaru! Actually I'm always trying to write long chapters but the idea didn't come so often (sigh) (accepting suggestions and ideas)... thanks for the review!
Shiroyuki and Hirama fan: Hey... nice pen name (aduh jadi ge-er)... about lemon... I'm not quite sure about that, maybe there's lime but... By the way, you're Indonesian right? Yeah? Yeah?
Princess Kitana: I'll have the jealous Neji in the next chapter! Yup, jealous Neji is always fun since he's so cute!
dreamsraven: Yeah... I hate him too, actually, I started hating Sasuke after he spat on Naruto's face! That bastard! Anyway... thanks! I'm working hard to make a good story of NejiNaru!
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