Chapter 6!
Not even an Authors Note? Nope :)

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Chapter 6: That sneaky not nice man!

"Aw come on Luv.. you know you want to!"
"I know what I want.. and trust me.. I do NOT want to!"
"Yes you do"
"No I don't"
"If she let's you.. I'm walking home"
"He's not getting the keys!"
"Ah luv.. please?"
"NO! I'd like to live for another few days thank you so very much"
"For once.. I agree with Lona"

"Tha.. HEY!"
"But I want to learn how to master the creature!"

Come again? Master? Creature?
"You're not getting to master anything! You perv! Let alone drive my car!"

I think you can get the picture.. Jack decided he wanted to "tame the ferocious beast" - makes quotation marks with her fingers- Well.. there's no way on the whole world.. and even beyond that.. that he's getting behind the steering wheel!

"Get in Jack!"
"No!"
"NOW!"
"NO!"
"Fine.. be that way!"
"Fine! Now give me the magical stick!"
"It isn't a stick! And it isn't magical! Geez! It's a key! Why don't you get that! They did have keys in your time didn't they!"
"Yeah.. sorry.. you didn't need to shout about it"
"GET IN THE CAR! NOW!" Jasper and Jack get in the car as quick as they can. I still stand outside.. fuming.. I can even imagine steam coming from my ears.

After taking a few deep breaths, I get in the car.. and drive us back to Jasper's home.
In the living room I crash down on the couch.. not wanting to speak to either of them.
Jasper carefully looks at me
"Erhm.. Lona.. I'm going upstairs now.. COD match and all"
"A COD what? Can I see?"
"Yeah.. sure.. I guess I'll have to explain a computer first.. and then.. the concept of gaming.. but we'll see how far we come"

Jack and Jasper are walking upstairs.

Pssh.. he isn't even giving my ignoring skills full credit. Fine.. psh. Just in case you people don't know.. COD (Call of Duty) is a game in which silly little people are killing other silly little people online.. and Jasper is a clan leader of sorts.. beh.. Pah.. I'd like to see him explain thát to Jack..

-After a full hour of sulking and being completely ignored-

"He shot me!" that was Jack's voice.
"No! You're still alive.. cover your back! Shoot him!"
And that was Jasper..

This has been going on for the last hour now.. and very frankly.. I can't take it anymore..
Frustrated I walk over to the fridge, I need something cold to drink.. preferably with lots and lots of sugar.. but alcohol would do nicely too..

I open the fridge.. and some guy.. wearing an awful posh suit tumbles out.
"First the closet.. now the fridge.. STOP INVADING MY LIFE ALREADY!"
Grumbling I grab a bottle of beer and shuffle back to the couch.
"Where am I? Who are you?"

The guy.. in his posh suit.. a navy suit by the looks of it.. only terribly outdated.. looks very confused.. and stands in front of me.. blocking my view at the television.

"You are in my boyfriends living room.. and to be honest.. I've got absolutely no idea who you are.. but you look like a friend of Norrie.. so you can bugger off again.. thank you oh so very much"
- takes swig from bottle- Ahh.. beer.. alcohol..
"Norrie?" The man.. obviously not so very smart.. frowns
"Yes.. Norrie.. Norrington.. commodore of the Port Royal ship thingie wussname.. and if you were.. you know.. looking for the way out.. you came in that way" - points at fridge door-
"Ah.. so you know the ex-commodore then.. perhaps you're an accomplice.. I've got to arrest you miss"

Exsqueeze me? Arrest me? In your dreams
"Arrest me? On what grounds mister? You're not even in your own friggin' country! So.. skidaddle away!"

I drain the bottle, shove the guy away, get up and make my long way towards the refrigerator again..
"By the way.. if I see any of you coming out of the cupboard in the bathroom while I'm taking a shower.. I'll swear I'll make that person a eunuch!.. you didn't stand on the cheese did you? I was hoping on eating that tomorrow at breakfast"
I open the new bottle and turn around, facing the.. the.. guy.. thingie..
"Cheers mate.. beer?"

The guy looks at me.. a really snobbish look on his face
"Ma'am.. in the name of the Royal Navy I hereby place you under arrest, please surrender calmly"
Surrender? Yeah right
"Now listen here mate! My boyfriend is right upstairs.. -clicky noise.. like a gun being loaded- and he'll.. he'll.. he.. "

The brute has pointed a gun at my head!
"I'll ask you one more time Ma'am.. please surrender"

"Or what? You'll blow a hole in my head? Hm.. you know what? I'll surrender.. and.. erhm.. just out of curiosity.. how were you planning on getting us out of here?"
Without a word, he grabs my arm and drags me and my beer in the fridge.. just before the door closes I manage to cry out.
"JASPER! GET YOUR BUM DOWN HERE RIGHT NOOOOOWWW!"

-somewhere in the refrigerator.. or.. not exactly..-

Next thing I know my nose hits something wooden.. for the second time in my life..
"Not again" I moan, before being hauled upright again.
Lo and behold.. Port Royal.. I'm getting a little bit sick of this.. I mean.. the weather's great and all.. but.. just for once.. I'd like to be a tourist instead of being dragged in here involuntarily!
"Come on you"
"Hey! What happened to the Madam and Miss? You.. you.. beh!"

I want my boyfriend! –Sobs-

So.. chappie done :) I'm back in Port Royal! Oh nooo! R&R please.