Chapter 10! W00t.. on an updating roll here.. but Jasper's internet is down.. so probably won't update again until Tuesday.. Pinksteren and stuff..

I'll reply on the reviews personally.. I read somewhere that some people's stories got deleted because of the reply's.. so.. :)

Disclaimer: I do still not own POTC.. Jasper is still mine.. mine.. mine

Chapter 10: Cooties..

She's too darn perfect.. it makes me want to throw up. And why does she keep insisting on healing my lip? It's scary.
"Go away!"
"Now hold still silly.. this isn't going to hurt" with a cloth, that appeared out of nowhere she is attending my lip.
"Ouch! You lied! Now go away"
She only smiles and wipes away the last of the blood
"There.. all better"
"Aaaah.. cooties! Get away! Somebody save me!"
Flailing my arms desperately I try to back away.. but I can't.. there's a wall in my way. I'm trapped!
"James.. save me!"
Instead of helping me, James can't seem to look away from the girl, he is completely mesmerized by her stunning looks.. the poor sod.

'So... beautiful.. can't help.. but.. falling in love"
Oh.. my.. gosh.. that was disgusting!

The girl smiles at me, oblivious of the fact that I do not want her to be anywhere near me.
"You two would be Miss Lona van der Vegt and Commodore James Norrington I suppose? Pleased to meet you, I'm sure"
Cooties! No!
James dashes forward, gripping her hand as if it's his only rescue from drowning.
"Enchante Miss Sue.. very pleased to meet you indeed"
I smack James's head
"Stop doing that.. you're slobbering all over the pavement"
James doesn't respond, he just keeps on gazing in her suddenly panther green eyes.

"I was looking all over for you two, luckily for you I was near enough to come to your rescue" Mary simply shines with pride.
"You were looking for us? You know us? How?"
James is staring at her, his mouth open in awe.
Angrily I push the girl away from me, growling.
"She's a Mary Sue.. she just knóws.. it wouldn't surprise me if we were in trouble just because she was around"
Mary turns around, one hand at her hip, with the other she is waving her index finger at me
"Now listen here young lady, there's no need to be so mean.. now you come over here and tell me you're sorry"

Fuming with anger I spin around, facing the little manipulating annoying wench.
"Young lady? You are calling mé young lady? Of all the bloody nerve in the whole world! You! A mere child of only.. what? Sixteen?"
"Seventeen actually"
"Seventeen years old.. and you have got the guts to reprimand me? And call me young lady? You know? I oughta.."

"Lona!" Norrington is staring at me in shock
"What?"
Mary's lips are trembling and her eyes are watery. And it's not as if I care! James rushes over to her and puts his arms around her shoulders, trying to comfort her. But she shakes her head and shrugs his arms off.
"No.. I'm fine.. it isn't her fault.. probably just a bad childhood.. yes.. I can see it in her eyes.. deep inside.. she cares.. poor thing"

Graaa!
"I do not care! My childhood was perfectly normal! There is nothing you can see in my eyes, except for extreme anger and annoyance! Go away! Go screw some random male already!"

"It's alright dear.. now.. come along.. we've got to find you a way home"
"I don't wan.. wha?"
She takes my hand and gently leads us out of the alley, brandishing her sword.. apparently to - quotation marks with fingers- protect us from further harm. -end of quotation marks-
Still quite angry.. and disgusted by her.. I try to get my hand out of her grip.
"Will you let go of me already? I can walk alone!"

We turn the corner at the blacksmith and there she finally let's go of my hand. But only because she bumped into Will Turner.
"Oh no.. here we go" I mutter under my breath, offering my hand to Will, who fell on his.. erhm.. behind.. after the collision with miss Perfect.
"Bloody hell.. can't you at least watch were you're going?" Will barks at Mary, while dusting himself off.
This is strange.. why isn't he affected by her Mary Sueishness?
Mary stares at him, a cute little blush on her cheeks, her eyes cast downwards.

"I am so sorry, kind sir.. I hope you're not offended by my misbehaviour"
Ack..
Will needs a few seconds to really understand what she's saying. And then another few seconds to recall what hé said to her.. Very slowly, his face is turning a very interesting colour deep red.
Ah.. so he isn't immune.
"I..I.. miss.. I mean.. I.. good day Miss.. I deeply apologize.. I.." stammering schoolboy? So not like him.

"Hello William? Remember me? The spawn of evil himself.. apparently?"
"Lona! You're back! Why are you back?"
Finally.. someone who doesn't seem to hate me.
"Lona? You know this charming young man? Why don't you introduce me?" Mary is still standing there.. with her perfect hair, strange eyes and - sniff sniff- is that a rose perfume? Sickening really..
"No.. now go away"
"William Turner Miss.. I'm the local blacksmith"

Miss Sue giggles, a very feminine sophisticated giggle and extends her hand. Will grabs it and kisses it lightly.
I make gagging gestures behind their backs. Hey.. everybody's got a job to do..

Jasper's POV

Where could she be? I mean.. she couldn't just disappear from the face of the earth, could she? No, she can't.. I mean.. well.. it IS Lona.. and she has done more things that any other normal person wouldn't do.. but.. No.. she can't make herself disappear..

"Come on Lad.. you're falling behind again"
"No.. you're running ahead of me again"
Suddenly Jack skids to a stop. The reason for that being 2 Navy officers..
"Uhoh.. trouble" Jack mumbles.
"Ya think?" I reply, keeping my eyes on the ground as we try to pass them as unnoticeable as possible.
"Ey you! Stop right there!"
"A good afternoon gentlemen.. what can me and me companion do for the likes of you?"
"What's your business in Port Royal?"

Ok.. I have had enough of this, annoyed with all the delays I step forward
"Our business is to find my girlfriend back!"
The tallest of the two British navy dudes is giving me the eye
"Your girlfriend huh? And who might that be? What's she look like?"
"Well.. You probably wouldn't know her.. but we have some good clue's to think that she might be with the former commodore.. Norrington.."
"Alright! Don't move.. You're under arrest!"
Two sets of guns are pointed at our heads.. Jack flashes a quick smile.. while raising his hands. From the corner of his mouth he hisses at me:
"Great job mate.. real smooth.."

Chapter 11 will be up soon! Love you all!